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amazing ostriches [CLOSED]
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#1 Posted: 23:03:35 27/09/2014 | Topic Creator
i have been dared to make a topic about the amazingness of ostriches so

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WE, THE OSTRICHES, ARE FED UP WITH BEING KEPT UNDER HUMAN ORDER. WE ARE SICK OF IT. WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED, HUNTED, AND EVEN USED AS...MOUNTS. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. WE WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE FEAR FEELS LIKE.
WE ARE MERCILESS CREATURES CREATED BY THE UNHOLY (AS YOU HUMANS WOULD CALL IT) OSTRICH GOD, GOST. WE ARE THE ONLY PERFECT BEINGS CREATED BY GOST AND WE WILL FULFILL HIS TASK SO THAT WE CAN BE CARRIED TO THE NEW, PERFECT UNIVERSE THAT HE WILL CREATE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. YOU CAN SCREAM, CRY, CRAWL AND BEG ALL YOU WANT, BUT WE WILL NEVER STOP.
WE ARE THE FUTURE.
WE ARE FOREVER.


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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#2 Posted: 23:22:08 27/09/2014
yes

10/10
beautiful topic
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Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#3 Posted: 00:30:43 28/09/2014 | Topic Creator
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#4 Posted: 00:33:01 28/09/2014
yes yes good good
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#5 Posted: 04:41:48 28/09/2014
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Johnny Cash will **** your heathen cloacas.
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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#6 Posted: 04:45:34 28/09/2014 | Topic Creator
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Johnny Cash will **** your heathen cloacas.

johnny cash can go rot
we are the future. we are forever.
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#7 Posted: 04:45:48 28/09/2014
ostriches go to hell
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#8 Posted: 04:46:34 28/09/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
ostriches go to hell

hope your soul gets eaten by gost
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#9 Posted: 04:47:33 28/09/2014
Quote: Thunderdragon14
Quote: Big Green
ostriches go to hell

hope your soul gets eaten by gost



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#10 Posted: 04:51:33 28/09/2014
Quote: Thunderdragon14
johnny cash can go rot


Totally disrespectful. Not even funny as a joke.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:54:12 28/09/2014 by Spyro Fanatic
Wolfgang Gold Sparx Gems: 2051
#11 Posted: 04:54:02 28/09/2014
What is this? I don't even.
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Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#12 Posted: 05:01:15 28/09/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote: Thunderdragon14
johnny cash can go rot


Totally disrespectful. Not even funny as a joke.

disrespectful? excuse me?
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#13 Posted: 05:26:06 28/09/2014
Ehem.
I will accept your rise if you promise me this:
BRING BACK YOUR ANCESTORS, THE MIGHTY DINOSAURS, BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Preferably on a small island with a constantly playing theme song
DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DAAA DA DA DAAAAA
And so on
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#14 Posted: 05:32:45 28/09/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: dinorang67
Ehem.
I will accept your rise if you promise me this:
BRING BACK YOUR ANCESTORS, THE MIGHTY DINOSAURS, BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Preferably on a small island with a constantly playing theme song
DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DAAA DA DA DAAAAA
And so on

no we are the greatest
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#15 Posted: 16:30:07 28/09/2014
Quote: dinorang67
Ehem.
I will accept your rise if you promise me this:
BRING BACK YOUR ANCESTORS, THE MIGHTY DINOSAURS, BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Preferably on a small island with a constantly playing theme song
DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DAAA DA DA DAAAAA
And so on



Quote: Thunderdragon14
Quote: dinorang67
Ehem.
I will accept your rise if you promise me this:
BRING BACK YOUR ANCESTORS, THE MIGHTY DINOSAURS, BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Preferably on a small island with a constantly playing theme song
DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA DAAA DA DA DAAAAA
And so on

no we are the greatest



NO you are both wrong. Us Emus are the best and No one can ever defeat us,NO ONE!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#16 Posted: 16:36:40 28/09/2014
and merc
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#17 Posted: 18:05:10 28/09/2014
Your ostrich addiction is getting out of hand, fast.
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#18 Posted: 18:07:56 28/09/2014
Narwhals are better
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Wolfgang Gold Sparx Gems: 2051
#19 Posted: 18:12:18 28/09/2014
Quote: Windumup
Narwhals are better


Narwhals, Narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion, cuz they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white, they'd beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick ass facial horn!
They're the jedi of the sea!
They'll stop Cthulu eatin' ye!
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♫Cheap smoke, risin' like a spirit in the- soft glow of a New York street.
No glamour or garb can hide the animal heart inside of me.♫
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:12:49 28/09/2014 by Wolfgang
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#20 Posted: 18:16:16 28/09/2014
Quote: Wolfgang
Quote: Windumup
Narwhals are better


Narwhals, Narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion, cuz they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white, they'd beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick ass facial horn!
They're the jedi of the sea!
They'll stop Cthulu eatin' ye!



I had a feeling someone would post that
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
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