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~~~THE WILDLY EXPENSIVE AUCTION(wild sex tape too!)~~~ [CLOSED]
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#1 Posted: 21:49:47 14/09/2014 | Topic Creator
Yes baesssss

The wild is for sale.

Starting bid is your virginity.

AND WITH A WILD SEX TAPE ATTACHED

/start auction
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My life is complete.
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#2 Posted: 21:54:50 14/09/2014
Now that I know what you look like I just imagined you as metallo's avatar
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#3 Posted: 21:55:27 14/09/2014 | Topic Creator
why

why
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My life is complete.
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#4 Posted: 21:58:11 14/09/2014
;D
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#5 Posted: 21:58:56 14/09/2014 | Topic Creator
Yoooooooo im not that black

am i

HOLY **** IM SO BLACK WTF
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My life is complete.
SilverWolf1129 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1891
#6 Posted: 22:03:56 14/09/2014
Plz. Close this now. This makes me ridiculously uncomfortable. ;-;
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It begins with them. But ends, with me. Their son. Vaxus.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9564
#7 Posted: 22:04:21 14/09/2014
Quote: MagicFizz
Yoooooooo im not that black

am i

HOLY **** IM SO BLACK WTF




Embrace the blackness.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#8 Posted: 23:06:19 14/09/2014
Okay...
I offer my virginity, and everything you've always wanted.

Oh, and my face.

You can frame it and hang it above your bed.
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A story.
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#9 Posted: 01:10:27 15/09/2014 | Topic Creator
Hmmm... Better than nothing.

UTTSSERRRRRRRRR HAS THE HIGHEST BID FAWLKS
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My life is complete.
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#10 Posted: 01:13:54 15/09/2014
MagicFizz you are officially inside the cool kids Latinos club.

Composed of....3 PEOPLE! WOW!

ThroneOfMalefor
CommanderGame
MagicFizz

Join today!

my skin colour is really white for some reason though, although I'm not white (race) at all, I was born in Peru, so were my parents, so were my grandparents, so were my great-grandparents, and further than that I know nothing.


And I can't bid on this because I already sold my virginity on horse_ebooks.com smilie(((
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:24:55 15/09/2014 by CommanderGame
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#11 Posted: 01:20:31 15/09/2014
Whatever happened to horse_ebooks?
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Gay 4 GARcher
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#12 Posted: 01:28:22 15/09/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
MF... What the hell is it with you and people's virginity?



He likes sex? Duh??
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#13 Posted: 19:41:21 15/09/2014
I'll buy Wild for my virginity.
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#14 Posted: 20:09:22 15/09/2014
why this
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