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I remember watching that in the fifth grade. Ah, so long ago.

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Quote: uttster13

I remember watching that in the fifth grade. Ah, so long ago.

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Well, then that makes sense as to why you got the lyrics wrong. It's "Some stay dry while others feel the pain".

Huh. Yeah, I'm too lazy to change it.

Our friends were driving down the busy road of the Highlands, dodging cars, and trying to not get hit. Mars was driving insanely cool, with Flameslinger driving not to die. “WHOO HOO!” yelled Mars, as his car sped down the crowded road. Red was in that car, along with Terrafin. Fryno was recovered as they left TRU, but Terrafin was too afraid to let him ride in the same car as himself, so he sat in Flameslinger’s. “I can’t believe he’s afraid of me.” said Fryno glumly. “It’s okay. He just saw something that scared him, and now he’s panicking.” said Scratch. “But it’s like he doesn’t want to be near me. We’re best friends! Surely he’d want to at least acknowledge me in a positive way.” Fryno looked a little hurt. “Cheer up. If things don’t work out between you and Terrafin, you got us.” said Jade. “You make it sound like I have relationship problems.” Fryno said. “When you’re with this crew, you have to have some kind of problem.” Flameslinger joked.

Dune Bug, Red and Mars stood by the door. “I miss Prickles. He was always so cheerful, and fun, and nice.” said Red sadly. “That’s not the Prickles I remember.” said Dune Bug. “What happened to the old fart anyway?” asked Mars. “No one is truly sure. Some of us think he and Manwind died in the woods, others say that he’s alive, but just not here.” said Red. He opened the door, and the group walked inside. “This place has never looked so alive!” yelled Mars happily. Everyone just stared at him, but looked back down. “Did someone die?!” yelled Mars again, trying to start a party. Scratch slapped him. “Yes. A lot of people.” she whispered in reply. Mars went over to Red’s area, which was almost empty. “What’s going on over here? You ain’t movin’ on me, right?” asked the sword-wielding fish. “I’m just moving to the wall. There’s a ton of room, and we need to keep everyone in the same area for now.”

Red grabbed a box, and headed off for the wall. Mars dove over to him. “Hey, can we talk about something really important?” His tone of voice completely changed, going from fun and bubbly, to dull and creepy. “Uh, sure. Hit me with it.” said Red, walking up a set of stairs. Mars smiled, punched him in the face, and then got all serious again. “During my time at TRU, I’ve run into some problems.” Mars said. “What kind of problems?” asked Red. He was half-listening. “Well, I got caught in hundreds of fights, which led me to kill a ton of Skylanders. It was pretty cool, considering all the ‘hometown hero’ attention I was getting. But, I figured out that there was a group of evil Skylanders, known as Havoc. I was one of the first people to figure out about them, so I was being watched. Eventually, Havoc got closer to me, and wiped out all of my friends. I was asked to join them, because they saw potential in me. I said no, killed a couple of their men, and was forced to hide around the store.” said Mars.

“That’s it? Doesn’t sound like a Mars rant to me.” said Red. “No, I have more. Anyway, I came out from a week of hiding, learning that Havoc killed all the good Skylanders in the store. This let Anchor take over the isles colored with pink, and the Preschooler Section. The Peebs made due in a small Lego hut, and people like Stink Bomb go everywhere else. I was then asked again to join Havoc, or they’d kill me.” said Mars. “And did you?” asked Red. “Of course not! I went off on a Havoc-member killing spree, went partially insane, and tried to make TRU a better place. Luckily, you showed up right before I could go kill Jaoke.” said Mars. He walked out happily, and then came back in with a grim stare, holding his blade up to Red’s neck. “YOU WILL DIE, FOOL! HAIL HAVOC!”


Hehee. You might’ve not seen that coming.
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i have absolutely no idea what to say besides HAIL HAVOC!!!

who's mars?


nice chapter

the riptide

i thought that was rambo...

!!!!!!!!

What a twist!!!!

Mars was the Riptide in Chapter Sixty-Two.
Rambo was with the villains.

I reused a Skylander. It 's gonna have to happen.

this has over 750 posts!

oh...

Prickles better not be dead!

Wow, shrek is love, shrek is life

I'm sad to say I watched it.

And Prickles is not dead, because he's going to be in one of the side stories!

YAY PRICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i saw some of it.

Quote: uttster13

I'm sad to say I watched it.

And Prickles is not dead, because he's going to be in one of the side stories!

Watched what?

i think he is talking about Shrek.

I'm talking about the video called Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. I'm warning you guys, don't watch it!
To any guests that read, DON'T WATCH IT!
It's traumatizing.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, ruins childhoods.

yes master

Quote: uttster13

I'm talking about the video called Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. I'm warning you guys, don't watch it!
To any guests that read, DON'T WATCH IT!
It's traumatizing.

I'm gonna watch it now.

i will never watch it.

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: uttster13

I'm talking about the video called Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. I'm warning you guys, don't watch it!
To any guests that read, DON'T WATCH IT!
It's traumatizing.

I'm gonna watch it now.

DON'T DO IT!!!!

It ruined mine.
I was planning on being a child forever, but then I watched it.
Next day, I woke up being six feet tall, with a beard.

what?

I can never watch Shrek because of it.

Quote: uttster13

It ruined mine.
I was planning on being a child forever, but then I watched it.
Next day, I woke up being six feet tall, with a beard.

that's funny.

I tried watching Shrek with my little brother, but after the video, I just couldn't do it.
I now sit in a chair in my room, holding a shotgun, to make sure some ogre doesn't come in and...do things.

I'm already six feet tall.

i saw a part of it.

the next day i had a mustache

i am not even 5 feet tall

It's all ogre now...

We are men.

Quote: L-NightBomb

i am not even 5 feet tall

Really? How old are you?

i'm a child

I'm not a man, im a woMAN !!!

i am 11

L-NB, don't watch it. Seriously. If you are under the age of twelve, don't watch it. It's really, really, really bad.

Quote: terrafin2299

I'm not a man, im a woMAN !!!

woMAN power!

lolololol

Quote:

L-NB, don't watch it. Seriously. If you are under the age of twelve, don't watch it. It's really, really, really bad.

i wasn't anyway

rah!!!! the power of the kitchen!!!! and don't watch it till you can drink, really

Quote: terrafin2299

rah!!!! the power of the kitchen!!!! and don't watch it till you can drink, really

I don't think anyone who reads this story can drink, yet it seems a good amount of us have seen it.

Quote: terrafin2299

rah!!!! the power of the kitchen!!!! and don't watch it till you can drink, really

I can drink water, soda, Kool-Aid, milk, BBQ sauce, and much more. That means I can watch it!

I've seen a lot of videos I shouldn't see.

I'm going to bring us on topic (Pfft, like that can happen.) and tell you guys which three short stories will come first... later.
Voting will end sometime today, and then I'll make the official topic, with official things.

Quote: Epic popthorn

I've seen a lot of videos I shouldn't see.

I don't think I want to know what they are. :3

I meant vodka, you have to be Russian. Russians wrestle bears at five, they're not scared of anything

we only need two more posts til next page!!!

Quote: terrafin2299

I meant vodka, you have to be Russian. Russians wrestle bears at five, they're not scared of anything

we only need two more posts til next page!!!

Oh wow, you're right.

To page 17 and beyond!!!!