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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#1 Posted: 13:36:08 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Hi I'm a big fat blob. I use to suck toes for nickles in a dark alley but now that I have seen this inspiring video I have gone from a skinny bony homeless guy to illegally fat.
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4523
#2 Posted: 13:56:08 23/08/2014
She's a freaking twig(no offence)
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#3 Posted: 14:05:19 23/08/2014
*Saix voice*
Pitiful perverts.
Mindlessly watching twerks.
The rage of your mothers will make you wish you hadn't
Until you're all shamed and reformed

Danged I'm losing my satirical touch

Didn't even watch the video but from the preview image she doesn't even look that attractive (that much eyeliner is a huge turn off).

I still fail to comprehend how you find these videos enjoyable? Arousing perhaps, but otherwise they seem pointless and unappealing.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#4 Posted: 14:11:31 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Doomslicer
*Saix voice*
Pitiful perverts.
Mindlessly watching twerks.
The rage of your mothers will make you wish you hadn't
Until you're all shamed and reformed

Danged I'm losing my satirical touch

Didn't even watch the video but from the preview image she doesn't even look that attractive (that much eyeliner is a huge turn off).

I still fail to comprehend how you find these videos enjoyable? Arousing perhaps, but otherwise they seem pointless and unappealing.



No, you see this video is more then butts bouncing up and down. This video is the symbolism for Jesus sacrificing himself for the better of mankind. This video made me see the light of God so I have became a Christian of Twerk. This video made me better in every way when I watched it. Her eyeliner represents her overshadowing her enemies and becoming better then them. If you watch this video then not only will you see the light but a better person deep inside.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#5 Posted: 14:13:43 23/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Doomslicer
*Saix voice*
Pitiful perverts.
Mindlessly watching twerks.
The rage of your mothers will make you wish you hadn't
Until you're all shamed and reformed

Danged I'm losing my satirical touch

Didn't even watch the video but from the preview image she doesn't even look that attractive (that much eyeliner is a huge turn off).

I still fail to comprehend how you find these videos enjoyable? Arousing perhaps, but otherwise they seem pointless and unappealing.



No, you see this video is more then butts bouncing up and down. This video is the symbolism for Jesus sacrificing himself for the better of mankind. This video made me see the light of God so I have became a Christian of Twerk. This video made me better in every way when I watched it. Her eyeliner represents her overshadowing her enemies and becoming better then them. If you watch this video then not only will you see the light but a better person deep inside.



I think my brain just melted...
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#6 Posted: 14:15:26 23/08/2014
MY ANACONDA DONT
MY ANACONDA DONT
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HONEY

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER BUTT
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#7 Posted: 14:49:50 23/08/2014
Quote: kardonis
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Doomslicer
*Saix voice*
Pitiful perverts.
Mindlessly watching twerks.
The rage of your mothers will make you wish you hadn't
Until you're all shamed and reformed

Danged I'm losing my satirical touch

Didn't even watch the video but from the preview image she doesn't even look that attractive (that much eyeliner is a huge turn off).

I still fail to comprehend how you find these videos enjoyable? Arousing perhaps, but otherwise they seem pointless and unappealing.



No, you see this video is more then butts bouncing up and down. This video is the symbolism for Jesus sacrificing himself for the better of mankind. This video made me see the light of God so I have became a Christian of Twerk. This video made me better in every way when I watched it. Her eyeliner represents her overshadowing her enemies and becoming better then them. If you watch this video then not only will you see the light but a better person deep inside.



I think my brain just melted...



*resists double entender response to "[be] a better person deep inside"*
That sums it up for me too.
I pity you, somePerson, that you take pleasure in such ridiculous things as random mediocre girls twerking.
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#8 Posted: 15:59:06 23/08/2014
Is dS only now discovering sex and sex appeal?
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#9 Posted: 16:23:41 23/08/2014
"How To Ratchetly Twerk"

There's no such thing as ratchet twerking, because twerking is pretty much the definition of being ratchet.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#10 Posted: 16:24:45 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
"How To Ratchetly Twerk"

There's no such thing as ratchet twerking, because twerking is pretty much the definition of being ratchet.



You're just jealous because she has more subs.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#11 Posted: 16:29:50 23/08/2014
this video helped me to ratchetly twerk


now i ratchetly twerk everywhere i go ;)
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#12 Posted: 16:31:44 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
OH YES MY HERO HAS MADE ADVICE FOR THE HORRIBLE PIECE OF **** MILEY CYRUS THE DISGRACEFUL TWREKING ****. I TOOK THE ADVICE FROM THIS VIDEO AND SAW THE TWERKING KING AND QUEEN ADAM AND EVE. SHE MAKES ME LEFT DUMBBELLS WITH MY POOP. I CHOPPED OFF MY FINGERS SO I CAN NEVER X OUT FROM THIS VIDEO. I ALSO PUT IT IN LOOP SO SHE GETS MORE VIEWS AND MORE PEOPLE WILL SEE THE LIGHTS.

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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6683
#13 Posted: 16:38:25 23/08/2014
She doesn't have the ass to twerk.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#14 Posted: 16:45:05 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
ALL OF YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE ARE SATANIST. YOU ALL WORSHIP THE MAN OF DEATH AND ALL OF YOU WILL BORN IN HELL FOREVER IN THE NO TWREKING POT OF DEATH WHERE SHE WILL TWERK THE POT TO SPIN YOU AROUND IN A FIERY PIT OF DEATH.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#15 Posted: 16:50:54 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Zer0dch has bad taste in twreking.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#16 Posted: 20:09:36 23/08/2014
Excuse me but why even twerk at all? Just shaking your ass and bending over would definitely get attention. Twerking just makes a person look kinda..well twerky.

Dirty dancing is just that, dirty dancing. Now go on and dance you'll love it! ^.^
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#17 Posted: 20:29:53 23/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
Zer0dch has bad taste in twreking.



b-but someperson...i thought we were f-friends....

you'll still come to twerk club after school, r-right?...
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#18 Posted: 21:39:09 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Zer0dch has bad taste in twreking.



b-but someperson...i thought we were f-friends....

you'll still come to twerk club after school, r-right?...



Yeah I'll still come.
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willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#19 Posted: 21:51:38 23/08/2014
Why did I even click on this topic?
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6683
#20 Posted: 21:53:21 23/08/2014

TWERK
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149
#21 Posted: 23:02:14 23/08/2014
I wish twerking didn't exist.
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12375
#22 Posted: 23:08:16 23/08/2014
Quote: CAV
Is dS only now discovering sex and sex appeal?



yes it is.
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#23 Posted: 23:56:17 23/08/2014
Quote: awesomerockets
I wish twerking didn't exist.


I saw a promo on MeTV promising they would never ever show or advocate twerking. I now love that network.

somePerson, you pretty much are either a cunningly brilliant actor, or haven't finished puberty yet. Such are the only explanations for your behavior.
For the record, sometimes you are funny, but the most time you're just annoying, but not to the point that it makes you an awesome troll, just to the point that it makes you rather pitiable.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#24 Posted: 23:58:40 23/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Doomslicer
Quote: awesomerockets
I wish twerking didn't exist.


I saw a promo on MeTV promising they would never ever show or advocate twerking. I now love that network.

somePerson, you pretty much are either a cunningly brilliant actor, or haven't finished puberty yet. Such are the only explanations for your behavior.
For the record, sometimes you are funny, but the most time you're just annoying, but not to the point that it makes you an awesome troll, just to the point that it makes you rather pitiable.



your a troll who is jealous of this girl's success. my top 10 worst trolls list
  1. Doomslicer
  2. Doomslicer
  3. Doomslicer
  4. Doomslicer
  5. Doomslicer
  6. Doomslicer
  7. Doomslicer
  8. Doomslicer
  9. Doomslicer
  10. Doomslicer
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LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760
#25 Posted: 00:01:36 24/08/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
"How To Ratchetly Twerk"

There's no such thing as ratchet twerking, because twerking is pretty much the definition of being ratchet.



As a Transformers fan I have to say....
**** you buddy.
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#26 Posted: 00:02:58 24/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Doomslicer
Quote: awesomerockets
I wish twerking didn't exist.


I saw a promo on MeTV promising they would never ever show or advocate twerking. I now love that network.

somePerson, you pretty much are either a cunningly brilliant actor, or haven't finished puberty yet. Such are the only explanations for your behavior.
For the record, sometimes you are funny, but the most time you're just annoying, but not to the point that it makes you an awesome troll, just to the point that it makes you rather pitiable.



your a troll who is jealous of this girl's success. my top 10 worst trolls list
  1. Doomslicer
  2. Doomslicer
  3. Doomslicer
  4. Doomslicer
  5. Doomslicer
  6. Doomslicer
  7. Doomslicer
  8. Doomslicer
  9. Doomslicer
  10. Doomslicer


Really? Not one mention of the various 9-year old brats who have (dis)graced us with their presence?
You are somewhat right *GAHHHH THAT WAS PAINFUL TO SAY* about me being a troll of sorts though.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#27 Posted: 00:10:32 24/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Zer0dch has bad taste in twreking.



b-but someperson...i thought we were f-friends....

you'll still come to twerk club after school, r-right?...


Yeah I'll still come.



m-maybe we can see a movie someperson-senpai?
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12375
#28 Posted: 00:12:45 24/08/2014
awwww :)
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#29 Posted: 00:13:13 24/08/2014
Quote: Carmelita Fox
awwww :)



willy wonka u gonna buy me chocolate xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoo
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#30 Posted: 00:15:13 24/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Quote: zer0dch



b-but someperson...i thought we were f-friends....

you'll still come to twerk club after school, r-right?...


Yeah I'll still come.



m-maybe we can see a movie someperson-senpai?



I heard Sextape with Cameron Diaz is good.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#31 Posted: 00:17:12 24/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson


Yeah I'll still come.



m-maybe we can see a movie someperson-senpai?



I heard Sextape with Cameron Diaz is good.



thats like from the 80's
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149
#32 Posted: 22:34:49 24/08/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Quote: zer0dch



m-maybe we can see a movie someperson-senpai?



I heard Sextape with Cameron Diaz is good.



thats like from the 80's



It came out like last month.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#33 Posted: 22:46:52 24/08/2014
Quote: awesomerockets
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson



I heard Sextape with Cameron Diaz is good.



thats like from the 80's



It came out like last month.


oh no i was talking about when she did porn before her acting career
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