So what if she came with Whirlwind?
i don't know anymore
DO I WANT TO GO TO JAIL!?
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#51 Posted: 14:37:42 20/08/2014
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#52 Posted: 14:46:07 20/08/2014 | Topic Creator
^For what? Having two dragons in your home? Everyone will think that they're just hallucinating.
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#53 Posted: 14:55:37 20/08/2014
Quote: LocoGuy107
for ****ing them |
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#54 Posted: 14:57:14 20/08/2014 | Topic Creator
OH. You really don't want to do that.
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#55 Posted: 16:00:40 20/08/2014
I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?
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#56 Posted: 17:39:16 20/08/2014
^Doom beat me to it but her entire body is indeed made of crystals.
So unless you want your dick to look like you took a cheese grater to it, I would recommend you not try to insert dong. |
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#57 Posted: 17:43:01 20/08/2014
"Damn dragons. That's the third one this week.." |
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#58 Posted: 18:01:31 20/08/2014
Quote: CAV
What if I want that?
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#59 Posted: 18:15:20 20/08/2014
^You can cut several blood vessels and you'll never go up again.
I hope it was worth it. |
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#60 Posted: 18:55:35 20/08/2014
Quote: CAV
oh crap |
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#61 Posted: 04:58:43 21/08/2014 | Topic Creator
I don't know if you guys have noticed it, but Flashwing doesn't look all that harmful to me.
I don't think it'll hurt to rub your hand on her, but from what I'm getting, she probably only gets into porcupine mode if she feels threatened, like she'll only put up her body knives when some idiot tries to stab her. And I've never gotten frick abyss deep into Skylanders, but does anyone find it weird that she's not invincible? I can tel that, like many others, she's mortal. |
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#62 Posted: 05:11:29 21/08/2014
Quote: CAV
Dong hamburger... Very attractive.
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#63 Posted: 05:35:03 21/08/2014
My first thought:
"I guess I bought this dragon slaying sword for a reason. "
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#64 Posted: 06:13:54 21/08/2014
Quote: CAV
Ouch. It sounds just as bad as putting your dick in a pencil sharpener.
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#65 Posted: 12:18:33 21/08/2014
MY EYES
THEY BURN FROM THE LIGHT |
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#66 Posted: 12:21:16 21/08/2014
Quote: LocoGuy107
And if people were to suddenly try to get it on with her like they have said/implied in this thread, that would be a conceived threat, and it's all over for your diddly. Quote: Trix Master 100
People can actually fit in those? |
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#67 Posted: 14:10:09 21/08/2014
This topic though
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#68 Posted: 14:14:33 21/08/2014 | Topic Creator
^I know, right? Freakin' HILARIOUS!
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#69 Posted: 14:24:59 21/08/2014
yeah, my dick would be shredded by that crystal good spot
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#70 Posted: 14:40:01 21/08/2014 | Topic Creator
I didn't even mean for this topic to fall into a dick discussion. LOL
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#71 Posted: 14:41:07 21/08/2014
but whirlwind on the other hand....
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#72 Posted: 15:35:48 21/08/2014
Quote: LocoGuy107
what have you done e__e
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#73 Posted: 16:42:16 21/08/2014
Quote: ZapNorris
Would fly into the air and start blasting rainbow singularities at you.
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#74 Posted: 16:58:35 21/08/2014
Quote: Doomslicer
Her mouth looks like a reasonable spot. |
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#75 Posted: 17:04:41 21/08/2014
Quote: wspyro
Yes but she might snap it off if she didn't want to. WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIIIIS?
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#76 Posted: 17:09:27 21/08/2014
Quote: AmethystRose
There's a tool to make them...cooperate. IT'S FUN! |
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#77 Posted: 17:19:04 21/08/2014
Actually...I'm pretty sure that only the Crystal parts are actually crystal. The rest of her looks fine.
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#78 Posted: 17:25:29 21/08/2014
Quote: wspyro
Really |
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#79 Posted: 17:28:12 21/08/2014
this topic.
just why.
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#80 Posted: 17:33:39 21/08/2014
Quote: Ninpire
You have a better idea?! |
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#81 Posted: 19:35:32 21/08/2014
- - - |
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#82 Posted: 19:39:04 21/08/2014
fun fact: the only sexual this flashwing can do to you without shredding your dick is give you a blow job
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#83 Posted: 19:40:02 21/08/2014
Ejaculation kills. *mm'd*
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#84 Posted: 19:42:53 21/08/2014
this premise thread sounds like something i would read on 4chan
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#85 Posted: 19:51:50 21/08/2014
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Aren't you proud of how far we've come??? WE DID IT DARKSPYRO! |
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#86 Posted: 20:11:13 21/08/2014
Quote: LocoGuy107
it is not weird, i could tear her idiot skylanders face off with my bare hands |
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#87 Posted: 21:29:44 21/08/2014
Quote: ZapNorris
Watch this end up being one of the messages that pops up during the loading screen in the next Skylanders game.
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#88 Posted: 23:06:12 21/08/2014
Quote: CAV
Some people can.
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