darkSpyro

Quote: LocoGuy107

So what if she came with Whirlwind?

i don't know anymore

DO I WANT TO GO TO JAIL!?

^For what? Having two dragons in your home? Everyone will think that they're just hallucinating.

Quote: LocoGuy107

^For what? Having two dragons in your home? Everyone will think that they're just hallucinating.

for ****ing them

OH. You really don't want to do that.

I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?

^Doom beat me to it but her entire body is indeed made of crystals.

So unless you want your dick to look like you took a cheese grater to it, I would recommend you not try to insert dong.

Quote: CAV

^Doom beat me to it but her entire body is indeed made of crystals.

So unless you want your dick to look like you took a cheese grater to it, I would recommend you not try to insert dong.

What if I want that?

^You can cut several blood vessels and you'll never go up again.

I hope it was worth it.

Quote: CAV

^Doom beat me to it but her entire body is indeed made of crystals.

So unless you want your dick to look like you took a cheese grater to it, I would recommend you not try to insert dong.

oh crap

I don't know if you guys have noticed it, but Flashwing doesn't look all that harmful to me.

I don't think it'll hurt to rub your hand on her, but from what I'm getting, she probably only gets into porcupine mode if she feels threatened, like she'll only put up her body knives when some idiot tries to stab her.

And I've never gotten frick abyss deep into Skylanders, but does anyone find it weird that she's not invincible? I can tel that, like many others, she's mortal.

Quote: CAV

^Doom beat me to it but her entire body is indeed made of crystals.

So unless you want your dick to look like you took a cheese grater to it, I would recommend you not try to insert dong.

Dong hamburger... Very attractive.

My first thought:

"I guess I bought this dragon slaying sword for a reason. "

Quote: CAV

^Doom beat me to it but her entire body is indeed made of crystals.

So unless you want your dick to look like you took a cheese grater to it, I would recommend you not try to insert dong.

Ouch. It sounds just as bad as putting your dick in a pencil sharpener.

MY EYES

THEY BURN FROM THE LIGHT

Quote: LocoGuy107

I don't know if you guys have noticed it, but Flashwing doesn't look all that harmful to me.
I don't think it'll hurt to rub your hand on her, but from what I'm getting, she probably only gets into porcupine mode if she feels threatened, like she'll only put up her body knives when some idiot tries to stab her.

And I've never gotten frick abyss deep into Skylanders, but does anyone find it weird that she's not invincible? I can tel that, like many others, she's mortal.

And if people were to suddenly try to get it on with her like they have said/implied in this thread, that would be a conceived threat, and it's all over for your diddly.

Quote: Trix Master 100

Ouch. It sounds just as bad as putting your dick in a pencil sharpener.

People can actually fit in those?

This topic though

^I know, right? Freakin' HILARIOUS!

yeah, my dick would be shredded by that crystal good spot

I didn't even mean for this topic to fall into a dick discussion. LOL

but whirlwind on the other hand....

Quote: LocoGuy107

I didn't even mean for this topic to fall into a dick discussion. LOL

what have you done e__e

Quote: ZapNorris

but whirlwind on the other hand....

Would fly into the air and start blasting rainbow singularities at you.

Quote: Doomslicer

I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?

Her mouth looks like a reasonable spot.

Quote: wspyro

Quote: Doomslicer

I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?

Her mouth looks like a reasonable spot.

Yes but she might snap it off if she didn't want to.
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIIIIS?

Quote: AmethystRose

Quote: wspyro

Quote: Doomslicer

I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?

Her mouth looks like a reasonable spot.

Yes but she might snap it off if she didn't want to.
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIIIIS?

There's a tool to make them...cooperate.
IT'S FUN!

Actually...I'm pretty sure that only the Crystal parts are actually crystal. The rest of her looks fine.

Quote: wspyro

Quote: Doomslicer

I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?

Her mouth looks like a reasonable spot.

Really

this topic.

just why.

Quote: Ninpire

Quote: wspyro

Quote: Doomslicer

I probably should know better than to enter into this conversation but you do know that Flashwing's entire body is literally made of sharp, hard, lethal crystals...?

Her mouth looks like a reasonable spot.

Really

You have a better idea?!

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fun fact: the only sexual this flashwing can do to you without shredding your dick is give you a blow job

Ejaculation kills. *mm'd*

this premise thread sounds like something i would read on 4chan

Quote: Carmelita Fox

this premise thread sounds like something i would read on 4chan

Aren't you proud of how far we've come???
WE DID IT DARKSPYRO!

Quote: LocoGuy107

And I've never gotten frick abyss deep into Skylanders, but does anyone find it weird that she's not invincible? I can tel that, like many others, she's mortal.

it is not weird, i could tear her idiot skylanders face off with my bare hands

Quote: ZapNorris

fun fact: the only sexual this flashwing can do to you without shredding your dick is give you a blow job

Watch this end up being one of the messages that pops up during the loading screen in the next Skylanders game.

Quote: CAV

Quote: LocoGuy107

I don't know if you guys have noticed it, but Flashwing doesn't look all that harmful to me.
I don't think it'll hurt to rub your hand on her, but from what I'm getting, she probably only gets into porcupine mode if she feels threatened, like she'll only put up her body knives when some idiot tries to stab her.

And I've never gotten frick abyss deep into Skylanders, but does anyone find it weird that she's not invincible? I can tel that, like many others, she's mortal.

And if people were to suddenly try to get it on with her like they have said/implied in this thread, that would be a conceived threat, and it's all over for your diddly.

Quote: Trix Master 100

Ouch. It sounds just as bad as putting your dick in a pencil sharpener.

People can actually fit in those?

Some people can.