darkSpyro

Anything

I did a 11 hour RP with barely any pauses. It was fun, but wierd

I accidently ate a spider while I was enjoying tomato soup. It jumped on my plate! D:

I chased a wood chuck screaming "Notice me senpai!" and "Let me love you!"
Does that count as weird??

Testicles.

I clicked on this topic

I dreamt that my dick was cut off.

Orchestrated fun.

Quote: gangsta joe

made a meme once

omg you're still alive

Way too many to count.

I did something in a cemetery. Oh and that one time I did something in a corn field.

Many things that'll ruin me if I say it out loud!
Other things I've done is be open about drawn/animated porn.

I killed a man wearing a unicorn suit at a Wendy's. I had to throw away the suit, the blood stained it pretty bad.

A year later, I got another unicorn suit, and went off to be a vigilante.

My alias is "The Corn".

ur mom

but srsly

I've worn dresses?

I made short film in which I played a monster called "The Scary Go-Go" and I went around an elementary school and ate all of Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends. Most of them had been eaten except for Percy who gathered all of the other remaining trains and led a rebellion and set out to attack me.

That disc still haunts me....

Uh.

I have a confession.

I rode around on the magic school bus until what's-his-PUNisher-face guy yelled puns at me.
I threw him into the bowels of the Earth where Titans punched his face, then...
I-
I-

Convinced a bunch of year 9s that every girl gets a dildo for their 16th birthday, among other things High school sex ed never taught them.

I walked back and forth for an hour on Pokémon X.

I ate 3 fuzzy caterpillars whole at the same time.

Quote: thumper

I did something in a cemetery. Oh and that one time I did something in a corn field.

Hehehe -*shot*

Some things I shouldn't/can't post....

Um... Play my friend's pokemon RP, affectionately named Pokemon on acid.

I was a Gallavoir, top half Gallade, bottom half Gardevoir. I ended up buying the US from Obama for one dollar, then threatening a burger king with a nuke for a burger, then I went to the death star and made it rain with my millions of dollars, then a ton of other people joined in and I stole all their money. I remember giving birth to Arceus' child, an Arceus, who evolved into a bidoof. Traveling around with an Eevee who pimped two dittos, and eight Mews. Moltres was snoop dog, and we wasted about three days because someone referenced inception, then I woke up. I also was able to comet punch 1,000 times in a second, but both Jackie Chan and Arnie were able to dodge all of them.