darkSpyro

Sure, there's already a detective agency open, but don't go there, I have what you need, and I have no limit of clients.
I'll find out whatever you want, like, if you want to know where your pet chinchilla ran off to and you're all like 'What the gosh dang, Chilly, where'd you run off to this time?' then I'm your guy.

Disclaimer: I only answer one math question a day, do you really expect me to have to think that much? What do I look like? A high school graduate? Wait...

If I don't solve your case in three days you get a free hug from me, so if you're an attractive female I might not solve your trouble for reasons....

If you times the amount of buttons on my Xbox controller by the amount of buttons/keys on my laptop and add the number of this post, what number do you get?

We are now enemies. Bye!!

Quote: Qcumber

If you times the amount of buttons on my Xbox controller by the amount of buttons/keys on my laptop and add the number of this post, what number do you get?

I'm counting the d pad and the two sticks as one each

1205

Unless you wanted me to count my post, in which case 1206

If I am wrong please tell me and I will look deeper into the issue

Quote: Eevee88

We are now enemies. Bye!!

This is not a case that you have brought to me, please do not come here without a case, read the sign out front.

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

We are now enemies. Bye!!

This is not a case that you have brought to me, please do not come here without a case, read the sign out front.

Okay...

Where is Soxs, our cat that ran away?

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Qcumber

If you times the amount of buttons on my Xbox controller by the amount of buttons/keys on my laptop and add the number of this post, what number do you get?

I'm counting the d pad and the two sticks as one each

1205

Unless you wanted me to count my post, in which case 1206

If I am wrong please tell me and I will look deeper into the issue

My Controller has a button on the back that makes it light up.

Quote: Eevee88

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

We are now enemies. Bye!!

This is not a case that you have brought to me, please do not come here without a case, read the sign out front.

Okay...

Where is Soxs, our cat that ran away?

I'd like a form stating that you actually owned a pet named Soxs, I need identification and clarification before I can start this, let us start with the clarification; How long ago was this and how old was the cat, what species was she, did she have any distinguishing features?

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

Quote: Lunarz

This is not a case that you have brought to me, please do not come here without a case, read the sign out front.

Okay...

Where is Soxs, our cat that ran away?

I'd like a form stating that you actually owned a pet named Soxs, I need identification and clarification before I can start this, let us start with the clarification; How long ago was this and how old was the cat, what species was she, did she have any distinguishing features?

Okay,

How long ago: like 2 years
Old: 14 years (I am not lieing!!!)
Species: Boy
He lived in the garage, (and outside kinda)

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Qcumber

If you times the amount of buttons on my Xbox controller by the amount of buttons/keys on my laptop and add the number of this post, what number do you get?

I'm counting the d pad and the two sticks as one each

1205

Unless you wanted me to count my post, in which case 1206

If I am wrong please tell me and I will look deeper into the issue

My Controller has a button on the back that makes it light up.

1292 should be right, unless your keyboard is not standard and/or is missing keys, if that's the case I need that information.

Omg really lunarz

Quote: zer0dch

Omg really lunarz

This isn't a case I can solve.

plz solve the case of why I'm so tired yet so excited

Quote: zer0dch

plz solve the case of why I'm so tired yet so excited

The reason you're tired, yet so excited that you just can't hide it is because you're about to lose control and you think you like.

Why does test52 not answer to my friend requests?

Quote: whirlwind fan

Why does test52 not answer to my friend requests?

I can tell you with all honesty that it's because he is a secluded and doesn't want to live in the light, he once loved a girl named experiment52 and she broke his heart, so now he chooses not to show love to those he might fall for.

q=2781257
f=12738
h-2356684
u=521
k=56487943675968367634079856609335879

Solve this: ([Centimeters to New York City from where I live]X[How many cm2 are in the room that I'm in])X([The amount of cm2 in Jupiter]X[All the Pokedex numbers of every Pokemon combined])+463l+([The amount of cm2 in the object I'm looking at]X[My height])X(32747232876f+35864h+32681526945956653456334u+6k)X([The number of posts I have made on so far]X([The amount of pixels in ""]X[The amount of letters in his name]k))

PLEASE ANSWER.

Quote: Qcumber

q=2781257
f=12738
h-2356684
u=521
k=56487943675968367634079856609335879

Solve this: ([Centimeters to New York City from where I live]X[How many cm2 are in the room that I'm in])X([The amount of cm2 in Jupiter]X[All the Pokedex numbers of every Pokemon combined])+463l+([The amount of cm2 in the object I'm looking at]X[My height])X(32747232876f+35864h+32681526945956653456334u+6k)X([The number of posts I have made on so far]X([The amount of pixels in ""]X[The amount of letters in his name]k))

PLEASE ANSWER.

Please read the disclaimer in the first post, thankies <3

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Qcumber

q=2781257
f=12738
h-2356684
u=521
k=56487943675968367634079856609335879

Solve this: ([Centimeters to New York City from where I live]X[How many cm2 are in the room that I'm in])X([The amount of cm2 in Jupiter]X[All the Pokedex numbers of every Pokemon combined])+463l+([The amount of cm2 in the object I'm looking at]X[My height])X(32747232876f+35864h+32681526945956653456334u+6k)X([The number of posts I have made on so far]X([The amount of pixels in ""]X[The amount of letters in his name]k))

PLEASE ANSWER.

Please read the disclaimer in the first post, thankies <3

Eevee88 was closer than you, but she was roughly 874656943560953467356564687969348000000000
off. Even though she was wrong, she tried to answer it. From what I see, you confused f with h, and tried to cover your failure with a simple lie. However, you may of also made the mistake of missing the number "463l", and that may of been why you failed.

However, I do not like failures in important equations like this.

From now onwards, unless you answer my equation in 3+6+5-4 minutes, I will ask Eevee all further queries.

YAY!! Btw why are you not answering about sox? .-.

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Qcumber

q=2781257
f=12738
h-2356684
u=521
k=56487943675968367634079856609335879

Solve this: ([Centimeters to New York City from where I live]X[How many cm2 are in the room that I'm in])X([The amount of cm2 in Jupiter]X[All the Pokedex numbers of every Pokemon combined])+463l+([The amount of cm2 in the object I'm looking at]X[My height])X(32747232876f+35864h+32681526945956653456334u+6k)X([The number of posts I have made on so far]X([The amount of pixels in ""]X[The amount of letters in his name]k))

PLEASE ANSWER.

Please read the disclaimer in the first post, thankies <3

Eevee88 was closer than you, but she was roughly 874656943560953467356564687969348000000000
off. Even though she was wrong, she tried to answer it. From what I see, you confused f with h, and tried to cover your failure with a simple lie. However, you may of also made the mistake of missing the number "463l", and that may of been why you failed.

However, I do not like failures in important equations like this.

From now onwards, unless you answer my equation in 3+6+5-4 minutes, I will ask Eevee all further queries.

Look, pal, I don't make the rules, I just make them.

If I had to wager a guess I'd say the answer is a number.

Quote: Eevee88

YAY!! Btw why are you not answering about sox? .-.

He says that if he doesn't answer your post in three days, you'll get a free hug. He also says he might not answer your post purposely if you are and attractive young female.
Using a very complex mathematical equation involving pi and 543659r, I have came up with the conclusion that he is not answering your post for a reason. My advice is that you either get another detective, or that you make him dislike your looks.

Quote: Eevee88

YAY!! Btw why are you not answering about sox? .-.

His body is on planet earth.

Case closed

Nobody here is shipping BashGlow anymore.

Quote: Troll Slug

Nobody here is shipping BashGlow anymore.

You didn't ask me to solve anything

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

YAY!! Btw why are you not answering about sox? .-.

His body is on planet earth.

Case closed

But is he dead or is he alive????

Where is my pet Monkey, Caesar?

Quote: Eevee88

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

YAY!! Btw why are you not answering about sox? .-.

His body is on planet earth.

Case closed

But is he dead or is he alive????

This is like Schrodinger's cat
He can be thought of as both as you have no definitive answer

Quote: Qcumber

Where is my pet Monkey, Caesar?

Somewhere, although it could be that you didn't have a pet monkey, please get a pet monkey and visit me when he really exists

Who
Am
I?

Quote: whirlwind fan

Who
Am
I?

A girl. Badumtsh

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

Quote: Lunarz

His body is on planet earth.

Case closed

But is he dead or is he alive????

This is like Schrodinger's cat
He can be thought of as both as you have no definitive answer

Quote: Qcumber

Where is my pet Monkey, Caesar?

Somewhere, although it could be that you didn't have a pet monkey, please get a pet monkey and visit me when he really exists

He does. Is that another of your excuses?

At my agencty, I give no excuses!!!

^ but we don't like hatsune miku

Its hatsune miku free. *twitches*

Quote: whirlwind fan

Who
Am
I?

Jackie Chan
(This is a reference)

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Eevee88

But is he dead or is he alive????

This is like Schrodinger's cat
He can be thought of as both as you have no definitive answer

Quote: Qcumber

Where is my pet Monkey, Caesar?

Somewhere, although it could be that you didn't have a pet monkey, please get a pet monkey and visit me when he really exists

He does. Is that another of your excuses?

There was no excuse, I still answered your problem <3

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: whirlwind fan

Who
Am
I?

Jackie Chan
(This is a reference)

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Lunarz

This is like Schrodinger's cat
He can be thought of as both as you have no definitive answer


Somewhere, although it could be that you didn't have a pet monkey, please get a pet monkey and visit me when he really exists

He does. Is that another of your excuses?

There was no excuse, I still answered your problem <3

Do you know where your dog is?

Quote: Eevee88

Its hatsune miku free. *twitches*

This may seem like an excuse not to solve your problem but if it's something can easily be figured out by yourself there's no point in asking it, also I'm not going to delve into the world of Vocaloid, especially not for my competitor
But always know that ily <3

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: whirlwind fan

Who
Am
I?

Jackie Chan
(This is a reference)

Quote: Qcumber

He does. Is that another of your excuses?

There was no excuse, I still answered your problem <3

Do you know where your dog is?

My dog is currently upstairs~