darkSpyro

Feel free to collab with me, peeps. For the lulz.
Extremespyro, you have an obsession with this site.
I however, have taken multiple long hiatuses from this site.
Therefore, we are arch enemies. Prepare to have potatoes, Transformers and Linkin Park spammed upon you wherever you may return. I am hopefully not alone, as we, the citezens of DS, will literally ANNOY you into submission. Hopefully. For lulz. Also, your last attempt was a massive fail on your part. What now, eh?

What I would've done is ease myself in, actually get people to trust me and every so often subtly drop a little hint at my insanity and trolling, but you just delved right in. Patience. Patience is what you lack my good sir.

pls try hrder nxt tyme

Just give him more attention. That'll work.

this is what ES had to say about it:

"I'm actually not obsessed at all, I just have fun messing with you guys sometimes. It's fun watching you all get so paranoid over one guy :)"

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Just give him more attention. That'll work.

You quickly guess my strategy. Did I not say this was for teh lulz?

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this is what ES had to say about it:

"I'm actually not obsessed at all, I just have fun messing with you guys sometimes. It's fun watching you all get so paranoid over one guy "

Tell him to stop being an ***hole.

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this is what ES had to say about it:

"I'm actually not obsessed at all, I just have fun messing with you guys sometimes. It's fun watching you all get so paranoid over one guy :)"

Tell him to stop being an ***hole.

"Nah, I like being an asshole. It's fun and nice. It feels good. It also feels good to watch you morons scramble like cockroaches in light."

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this is what ES had to say about it:

"I'm actually not obsessed at all, I just have fun messing with you guys sometimes. It's fun watching you all get so paranoid over one guy "

Tell him to stop being an ***hole.

"Nah, I like being an asshole. It's fun and nice. It feels good. It also feels good to watch you morons scramble like cockroaches in light."

Okay, I see he's a bad person who like messing around with kids.

Oh ES...

top kek

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es do you have any pets

"Yes. You guys."

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es do you have any pets

"Yes. You guys."

whoa

ask him what his favorite weird al song

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es do you have any pets

"Yes. You guys."

whoa

ask him what his favorite weird al song

"My favorite Weird Al song is Here's Johnny"

Was Gnarly always part of your plan, or did you just decide you could use him?

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Was Gnarly always part of your plan, or did you just decide you could use him?

he just wanted to use him

"I decided I could mess with Gnarly in the process"

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sorry ES wanted me to post this

Tell him he made a spelling error. And laugh at him.

Why does he like messing with kids?

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You know what. Tell him that the reason he may be an asshole is to hide an inferiority complex that he has (which he'll probably deny) and that praying on impressionable little kids is not being just an asshole, but downright creepy and perverted, to some respects.

"I'm not preying on any specific audience, just everybody who's dumb enough to join a skylanders forum"
well this is getting fun

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You know what. Tell him that the reason he may be an asshole is to hide an inferiority complex that he has (which he'll probably deny) and that praying on impressionable little kids is not being just an asshole, but downright creepy and perverted, to some respects.

Ooh, and add how unstable it makes him seem and how it might ruin his future if he doesn't fix his problems.
Then tell him we won't mind if his future is ruined, so carry on.

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sorry ES wanted me to post this

Tell him he made a spelling error. And laugh at him.

he mispelt it on purpose because it triggered the censors

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You know what. Tell him that the reason he may be an asshole is to hide an inferiority complex that he has (which he'll probably deny) and that praying on impressionable little kids is not being just an asshole, but downright creepy and perverted, to some respects.

"I'm not preying on any specific audience, just everybody who's dumb enough to join a skylanders forum"
well this is getting fun

It's a Skylanders and Spyro forum. Not just Skylanders.

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Why does he like messing with kids?

I don't like how you worded that.

Then laugh at him for not being more clever about it.

Ooh and tell him it'd be more fun to prey on tween bronies or a fandom or forum with more younger members.

Of course on a forum like this with more older users we can appreciate his work more, but we can always watch.

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Why does he like messing with kids?

I don't like how you worded that.

Gnarly is a kid ain't he? And he messed with him so he's messing with kids.

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Then laugh at him for not being more clever about it.

Ooh and tell him it'd be more fun to prey on tween bronies or a fandom or forum with more younger members.

Of course on a forum like this with more older users we can appreciate his work more, but we can always watch.

"I have messed with tween bronies actually. Not nearly as fun. After all, why horrify and scar just one person when you can do it to an entire forum?"

Now really, ES, if you really want to prove your manipulative talents try messing with someone slightly more intelligent. A silly little 12 year old is easy prey, rather unimpressive really. And you normally do such stunning work.

Wait... what if... ES has another sock account... what if he's actually-*shot as lights go out*

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Now really, ES, if you really want to prove your manipulative talents try messing with someone slightly more intelligent. A silly little 12 year old is easy prey, rather unimpressive really. And you normally do such stunning work.

Wait... what if... ES has another sock account... what if he's actually-*shot as lights go out*

i'm just being the messenger here ok don't mind me

"I could be Dark52. I could be anyone on this entire forum and you wouldn't know until it was too late."

No one is safe, MAYBE THUNDERDRAGON IS ES, MAYBE DARK IS ES, *gasp* MAYBE IIIII'MMMM ES!!!

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You know what. Tell him that the reason he may be an asshole is to hide an inferiority complex that he has (which he'll probably deny) and that praying on impressionable little kids is not being just an asshole, but downright creepy and perverted, to some respects.

"I'm not preying on any specific audience, just everybody who's dumb enough to join a skylanders forum"
well this is getting fun

To be honest, it kinda is getting fun. Call me a sadist but his answers are fun to hear and still fairly intelligent.

Big Green has always said that this forum is the easiest place for trolls to get a reaction, and it's true.

It's pretty obvious now that ES is a sociopath.

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No one is safe, MAYBE THUNDERDRAGON IS ES, MAYBE DARK IS ES, *gasp* MAYBE IIIII'MMMM ES!!!

no i'm literally an ostrich delivering mail seriously
i'm not too interested in spamming porn on a children's site

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Quote: JCW555

You know what. Tell him that the reason he may be an asshole is to hide an inferiority complex that he has (which he'll probably deny) and that praying on impressionable little kids is not being just an asshole, but downright creepy and perverted, to some respects.

"I'm not preying on any specific audience, just everybody who's dumb enough to join a skylanders forum"
well this is getting fun

To be honest, it kinda is getting fun. Call me a sadist but his answers are fun to hear and still fairly intelligent.

Big Green has always said that this forum is the easiest place for trolls to get a reaction, and it's true.

"Lunar, you're my ****in' bro, man. Hit me up sometime"

It won't be fun when we get a whole load of big floppy wieners on our screens.

holy crap es

did you know there was a user named pop jizz69?

i'm not kidding

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Quote: JCW555

You know what. Tell him that the reason he may be an asshole is to hide an inferiority complex that he has (which he'll probably deny) and that praying on impressionable little kids is not being just an asshole, but downright creepy and perverted, to some respects.

"I'm not preying on any specific audience, just everybody who's dumb enough to join a skylanders forum"
well this is getting fun

To be honest, it kinda is getting fun. Call me a sadist but his answers are fun to hear and still fairly intelligent.

Big Green has always said that this forum is the easiest place for trolls to get a reaction, and it's true.

Yes, cunning trolls are the most enjoyable kind. And the most dangerous. Gotta give him credits there.
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No one is safe, MAYBE THUNDERDRAGON IS ES, MAYBE DARK IS ES, *gasp* MAYBE IIIII'MMMM ES!!!

*Uses time magic to remove bullet and Reizu to regenerate from being shot*
Actually that's what I was about to say...

But then it is a bit obvious for such a master...
GEE, WHY DON'T WE START A WILD, HYSTERICAL MANHUNT AND COMPLETELY STOP TRUSTING EACH OTHER?!
Of course that's exactly what he wants, but hey, go with it.

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holy crap es

did you know there was a user named pop jizz69?

i'm not kidding

"No, but he better not steal Troll of the Year 2014 from me."

Foes extremespyro have a job?

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holy crap es

did you know there was a user named pop jizz69?

i'm not kidding

"No, but he better not steal Troll of the Year 2014 from me."

i haven't seen popjizz post for a while, he must be banned or in his bed fapping to skylanders

I had just given the Doomie Troll of the Year award to Gnarly.2 but seeing as it was you after all, ES, it's so yours.
You must duel Dalek Rex someday.

Don't worry, I don't think he'll get a chance, what with all the chaos you'll cause the manhunt we're totally going to start to find you. 'Cause you totally aren't gonna expect that. Or sarcasm.

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Foes extremespyro have a job?

"Yes. I work at your mom's bedside. I give her delicious liquids to drink every morning."

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Foes extremespyro have a job?

"Yes. I work at your mom's bedside. I give her delicious liquids to drink every morning."

nice one

ok im done delivering messages now omfg

It's great to see that people don't have anything better to do than spam a Spyro forum.

/getalife

SO, LET'S ALL START A MANHUNT, SINCE HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT TOYING WITH US

This is just so much fun.
Minus the porn, I must admit I admire your work.

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It won't be fun when we get a whole load of big floppy wieners on our screens.

Well I mean if you're a guy I don't see why you would care

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SO, LET'S ALL START A MANHUNT, SINCE HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT TOYING WITH US

This is just so much fun.
Minus the porn, I must admit I admire your work.

i'm just waiting for es to try and do this again

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ok im done delivering messages now omfg

Awww, this was getting interesting.

Anyone else who can serve as a harold of his high Trollsiness?