darkSpyro

Get oil everywhere
Poke the whale and he don't care
Drink the potion and meet your fate
Use your armor as homing shark bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Get that pink thing with a fork
Mess with Zap's electrical work
Use a bounce pad to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated mine

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Invite a pink pony inside
Scratch a scalper's brand new ride
Take your shield off out of your space
Use a bombshell as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Keep a Griffon as pet
Sell skylanders on the internet
Eat a tube of lava-glue
“I wonder what’s this lightcore thing do?”

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Dress up like a variant during hunting season
Disturb a swarm of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a island platform
Move around the bombs when boomer's at the crossing
Run across the ice between trogmanders
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
Pointless ways to die
Soon we will realize...
Eventually
Eventually they will be out


Relax,They will be out eventually. A message from darkSpyro.

I went to Toysrus
I saw him, I was like YES
If hot head was your guess
You are correct, yay.

I trade my bouncer and fish
For a mechanic like this
I wasn't looking for her
But I have hot head, DURR
Employee was holding
Secret stock was showing
AC wind was blowing
Where was he going baby?

Hey, I'm on fire, and this is cray cray
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades
It's hard to find you, after Christmas
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades

Hey, I'm on fire, and this is cray cray
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades
And all the other enemies, try to kill me
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades

I decided to call
Then the phone got to fall
They had hot head in stock, but I still need Flashwimg
I went to the store and beamed
It was just like a dream
I don't know to feel, but now I need new pants
Employee was holding
Secret stock was showing
AC wind was blowing
Where was he going, baby?

Hey, I'm on fire, and this is cray cray
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades
It's hard to find you, after Christmas
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades

Hey, I'm on fire, and this is cray cray
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades
And all the enemies, try to kill me
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades

Before you came into my life I had eruptor
He sucked so bad
Before you came into my life Eruptor sucked so bad
And you should know that... Thank god I had zap

It's hard to find you, after Christmas
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades

Hey, I'm on fire, and this is cray cray
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades
And all the enemies, try to kill me,
But I'm a giant, so buy my upgrades

Before you came into my life I had eruptor
But he sucked so bad... He sucked so, so bad
Before you came into my life eruptor sucked so bad
And you should know that
Now buy my upgrades

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Skylanders, Painyatta’s here, you can take a break
I got a bunch of traps, Taking up space
Buzzer beak in air, like I don't care also, by the way

{Uh}

[Chorus:]
Because I'm Trapping
Clap along if you feel like a Wolfgang with the tunes
Because I'm Trapping
Clap along if you feel like Trapping this is the truth
Because I'm Trapping
Clap along if you know what trapping this is to you
Because I'm Trapping
Clap along if you feel like trapping, but who’s trapping who?

[Verse 2:]
Here comes the timer , 30 secs, that’s bad, yeah,
Well, i’ll give it all i got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, can’t waste my time
Here's why

[Chorus]

{Hey
Go
Uh}

[Bridge:]
(Trapping)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
Level 20’s too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
Level 20’s too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said

[Chorus x2]

{Hey
Go
Uh}

(Trapping) [repeats]
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down... level 20’s too high...
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)

It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Angry Birds, he's here, you can take a break
Imma - little pixel bird that could flap to space
In the air like I don't care, baby, by the way


Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do


Here comes twitter, giving death threats
But give me all you've got, and don't hold it back
Well, I should probably warn you, I'll be just fine
No offense to you, don't waste your time, here's why...

Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do


Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do


coming down... gotta do something...
coming down... the bird is too high...
coming down... gotta do something...
coming down, i have no life (let me tell you now)
coming down... gotta do something...
coming down... the bird is too high...
coming down... gotta do something...
coming down, I said…

Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do

Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do


coming down... gotta do something...
coming down... the bird is too high...
coming down... gotta do something...
coming down, i have no life (let me tell you now)

Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do

Because I'm flappy...
Come along if you wanna sell your device
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like this game ruined your life
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you know what flappiness is to you
Because I'm flappy...
flap along if you feel like if flappin's what you want to do

Twinkle twinkle gnarly star
he made himself a fool
by posting his password
it tastes like a eruptor on fire
and smells like a poop dotted hair

writing this was hard, so used google docs


BRITISH
BRITISH
BRITISH

BRITISH
BRITISH
BRITTY-BRITISH

P.U what’s that traptanium smell

*Dumb solo!*

he has a wife, her name ends with a rockets

ROCKETS
ROCKETS
ROCKETS
ROCKETS
ROCKETS

this song is over, except for this line,

GNARLY CUT MATTEOMAX IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER 'CAUSE HE'S BRITISH, BROCCOLI GUY

Gnarly’s comin’ back, WOO!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


If you can't see, what he’ll say to you
If you can't read from forum 22
Maybe you’re going deaf
Maybe you’re going blind
Maybe you’re not onliiiiiine


Ok, now he was close
Tried to get your password from you
But you're an gnarly tree
Baby, you say you’re mature
But are you really sure
You don't need no haters
darky is not your maker
And that's why I'm gon' take a


Gnarly tree
I know you want it
dS, get on it,
SAN, get on it
You're a gnarly tree!
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Don’t tell em’ your password
YOU’RE GNARLYTREESNEX
I know you want it
dS, get on it
SAN, get on it
But you're a gnarly tree
The way you spell things
Must not’ve been told things
Go ahead, get at me

What do they make dreams for
When you wrote dumb ways to skylander
What do we need matteomax for
You the hottest tree in this place
I feel so lucky, you sing a new song
what rhymes with new song?
Hey!

Ok, now ES was close
Tried to get your password from you
But you're an gnarly tree
Baby, you say you’re mature
But are you really sure
You don't need no haters
darky is not your maker
And that's why I'm gon' take a


Gnarly tree
I know you want it
dS, get on it,
SAN, get on it
You're a gnarly tree!
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Don’t tell em’ your password
YOU’RE GNARLYTREESNEX
I know you want it
dS, get on it
SAN, get on it
But you're a gnarly tree
The way you spell things
Must not’ve been told things
Go ahead, get at me

Hustle Gang Gnarly
One thing I ask of you
Lemme be the one you back that trap up to
From shroomboom to eruptor boo
Had a upgrade, but they ain't gnarly as you
So, hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to protect your password, too
Swag on 'em even when you post casual
I mean, it's almost unbearable
In a hundred gem days not dare would I
Pull a Rhynoc, let you pass me by
Nothin' like your last guy, he too awesome for you
He don't save that pass and read your post like that
So I'm just watching and waitin'
For you to salute the true big zappin'
Not many gill grunts can refuse this zappin
I'm a nice guy, but don't get confused, this zappin'


Post a song
Get down, hype up-a
Do it like it gnarly, like it gnarly
What you don't like gnarly
You’re british!


Gnarly, can you breathe
I got this from Ghostroaster
It always works for me
DIF to Infinityguru
No more pretending
Cause now you're winning
Here's our beginning
I always wanted a


Gnarly tree
I know you want it
dS, get on it,
SAN, get on it
You're a gnarly tree!
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Don’t tell em’ your password
YOU’RE GNARLYTREESNEX
I know you want it
dS, get on it
SAN, get on it
But you're a gnarly tree
The way you spell things
Must not’ve been told things
Go ahead, get at me

Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Hey, Hey, Hey
Hey, Hey, Hey
Hey, Hey, Hey

Gnarly comin’ back, WOO!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look in the Retail scene
2 days after halloween
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Dying for elmo
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the amazon box that will be
On your own front door

A game about robots and pistols that shoot
Is the wish of Bonny and Ben
Phones so the’ll talk and go on walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And mom and dad can hardly wait
For spring to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the Walmart store
One in Target as well
The christmas creep doesn't mind, you know?

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the sales will start
And you’ll drop your turkey leg
To buy the TV that’s 4K
Right within Wal-mart

A game about Some evil bald guy and toys that you buy
Is the wish of Bonny and Ben
Dolls that will Alarm when they crap out charms
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And mom and dad can hardly wait
For spring to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the sales will start
And you’ll drop your family
To buy that new TV
Right within Wal-Mart, Right within Wal-Mart

jk not rly