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The Singles Strip Club of DarkSpyro (Now Hiring) [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#1 Posted: 01:30:31 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Watch sexy strippers here.

(I will not be held responsible if You actually watch strippers here)
(Specially if that someone ends up being a murder of some kind)

*Stands at the bar stand selling alcohol and food*

DEALS! (Monthly pay)

$20 Basic Member: Strippers, DarkSpyro Strip Club monthly Magizine, and Bar & Buffet (Kids eat free!)

$75 Bronze Package: Everything above and Lap Dances!

$175 Silver Package: Everything above and Prostitutes!

$280 Gold Package: Everything above and exclusive VIP lounge where strippers, prostitutes, will perform on your table!

$399 Platinum Package: Everything above, a monthly sex tips video package, 6 simple sexy 6-pack secrets, and a monthly sex doll
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Edited 4 times - Last edited at 04:06:45 18/07/2014 by somePerson
AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#2 Posted: 01:34:17 18/07/2014
Did someone say... Strip club? *poofs into topic* YES PLZ.
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ϟ Break my heart, break me til I fall apart. ϟ
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#3 Posted: 01:37:02 18/07/2014
*grabs popcorn*
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#4 Posted: 01:37:17 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
This place was made to make you feel horny around people. We have female strippers, male strippers, lap dances, female prostitutes, male prostitutes, and an all you can eat beer & buffet.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#5 Posted: 01:38:02 18/07/2014
Mmhh...~ What will $30 get me? That's all the cash I have right now.
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ϟ Break my heart, break me til I fall apart. ϟ
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7397
#6 Posted: 01:39:17 18/07/2014
*grabs beer*
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#7 Posted: 01:40:40 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Strippers-$30

Lap Dances-$75

Prostitutes-$150

Beer & Buffet-$25 (Kids eat for free!)
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:44:53 18/07/2014 by somePerson
AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#8 Posted: 01:41:55 18/07/2014
Dammit... Are the prostitutes paid by the hour?
Excuse me while I go rob a bank... *flees*
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ϟ Break my heart, break me til I fall apart. ϟ
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#9 Posted: 01:44:13 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: AmethystRose
Dammit... Are the prostitutes paid by the hour?
Excuse me while I go rob a bank... *flees*


Why yes they are.

Quote: Cynderfan507
DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME HIGH PRICES!
**** it, I'm leaving!



Buy 1 get 1 half off. These are actually close to actual prices.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6106
#10 Posted: 01:45:49 18/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: AmethystRose
Dammit... Are the prostitutes paid by the hour?
Excuse me while I go rob a bank... *flees*


Why yes they are.

Quote: Cynderfan507
DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME HIGH PRICES!
**** it, I'm leaving!



Buy 1 get 1 half off. These are actually close to actual prices.



I like how you know this.
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:46:14 18/07/2014 by AvatariDragon
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#11 Posted: 01:46:55 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: somePerson
Quote: AmethystRose
Dammit... Are the prostitutes paid by the hour?
Excuse me while I go rob a bank... *flees*


Why yes they are.

Quote: Cynderfan507
DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME HIGH PRICES!
**** it, I'm leaving!



Buy 1 get 1 half off. These are actually close to actual prices.



I like how you know this.


Fine I lowered them to keep a low profile.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#12 Posted: 01:47:39 18/07/2014
Kids eat free you say?

Grab me a bucket of hot wings and I'll be golden.

(I don't exactly think I'd be able to buy/rent a stripper. What are your policies?)
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4523
#13 Posted: 01:48:16 18/07/2014
I'm gonna stay at the bar.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7397
#14 Posted: 01:48:47 18/07/2014
Damn, that's expensive...

I agree with you, Cynderfan!
AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#15 Posted: 01:48:58 18/07/2014
Okay guys. I have $100. Who wants to give me a lap dance and take me into the back room? I only need 30 minutes~
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ϟ Break my heart, break me til I fall apart. ϟ
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6106
#16 Posted: 01:49:34 18/07/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
I still think it should all be free!



But then they wouldn't be considered prostitutes anymore, just whores.
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#17 Posted: 01:55:06 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Fine fine fine. New offer. MEMBERSHIPS!

$20 BasicMember: Strippers, DarkSpyro Strip club monthly Magizine, and Bar & Buffet (Kids eat free!)

$75 Bronze Package: Everything above and Lap Dances!

$175 Silver Package: Everything above and Prostitutes!

$280 Gold Package: Everything above and exclusive VIP lounge where strippers, prostitutes, will perform on your table!

$399 Platinum Everything above, a monthly sex tips video package, 6 simple sexy 6-pack secrets, and a monthly sex doll
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#18 Posted: 01:58:34 18/07/2014
What the **** is this!?!??!!
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Gay 4 GARcher
Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4523
#19 Posted: 02:00:22 18/07/2014
This is an awful idea.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#20 Posted: 02:01:02 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dark Bro
This is an awful idea.



At least this is legal.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#21 Posted: 02:03:19 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Do you have pornstars, free BJS, celebrities, and 3D movies? Exactly
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#22 Posted: 02:04:00 18/07/2014
I love how the majority of people posting on this topic are underage.
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4523
#23 Posted: 02:04:51 18/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Do you have pornstars, free BJS, celebrities, and 3D movies? Exactly



We don't need that ****.
We have unbeatable prices and excellent customer service.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#24 Posted: 02:05:21 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
I love how the majority of people posting on this topic are underage.



Or maybe I'm not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jn2Do8wShw
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#25 Posted: 02:08:04 18/07/2014
SomePerson, if. I go Mega HCI Chaotic Spamming Extravaganza on the dS Singles Bar, do I get Free Hot Wings for life?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#26 Posted: 02:08:34 18/07/2014
If I wanted whores I'd play DRAMAtical Murder
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Gay 4 GARcher
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#27 Posted: 02:09:23 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: hardcoreignitor
SomePerson, if. I go Mega HCI Chaotic Spamming Extravaganza on the dS Singles Bar, do I get Free Hot Wings for life?



Yes you do.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#28 Posted: 02:12:55 18/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: hardcoreignitor
SomePerson, if. I go Mega HCI Chaotic Spamming Extravaganza on the dS Singles Bar, do I get Free Hot Wings for life?



Yes you do.



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

*Mega Man theme starts playing*

*pieces of red armour come flying on to me as they assemble to form what's bassically a cross between Mega Man and Captain Falcon*

HCIIIIIII GO!

*awkwardly shuffles out of the club*
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#29 Posted: 03:07:11 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
No that's stupid. >_>
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#30 Posted: 03:20:53 18/07/2014
what does it take to get a job here?
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looks like ive got some things to do...
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#31 Posted: 03:22:57 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: parisruelz12
What does it take to get a job here?



Depends on what you are applying for.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#32 Posted: 03:27:08 18/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: parisruelz12
What does it take to get a job here?



Depends on what you are applying for.



lap dancer.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#33 Posted: 03:29:09 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: somePerson
Quote: parisruelz12
What does it take to get a job here?



Depends on what you are applying for.



lap dancer.



A middle school diploma.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8149
#34 Posted: 03:29:09 18/07/2014
do they accept ostriches
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#35 Posted: 03:29:48 18/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: somePerson



Depends on what you are applying for.



lap dancer.



A middle school diploma.



*hands in middle school diploma*
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looks like ive got some things to do...
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#36 Posted: 03:30:47 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: somePerson
Quote: parisruelz12



lap dancer.



A middle school diploma.



*hands in middle school diploma*



You're hired.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#37 Posted: 03:30:49 18/07/2014
I'm calling the cops!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#38 Posted: 03:31:31 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
I'm calling the cops!



**** hide the blue crystal meth!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#39 Posted: 03:37:03 18/07/2014
No, don't call the cops! D:
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looks like ive got some things to do...
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#40 Posted: 03:39:34 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: parisruelz12
On second thought, I don't have the time to be a lap dancer. I resign.



*Throws away paycheck*
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#41 Posted: 03:40:04 18/07/2014
Can't I just pay for one month?
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Got it Memorized?
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#42 Posted: 03:40:11 18/07/2014
I TAKE THE PLATINUM!

COME STRIP FOR MEH

and where is my sex doll
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#43 Posted: 03:42:19 18/07/2014
Why is this club still open???
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#44 Posted: 03:48:54 18/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gage
Can't I just pay for one month?



Sure! ^_^
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
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