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The singles bar of DarkSpyro [CLOSED]
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#51 Posted: 05:51:35 09/07/2014
Larteeeee les boogie shorty lets
Starfire Dragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 5317
#52 Posted: 05:51:43 09/07/2014
*enters bar*
*looks around*
*sees drunks and bad puns*
Well now, entering here surely was a MISS-STEAK.
*leaves*
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My Dragon Art & Stuff
PSN: Starfire--Dragon
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#53 Posted: 05:53:14 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Starfire Dragon
*enters bar*
*looks around*
*sees drunks and bad puns*
Well now, entering here surely was a MISS-STEAK.
*leaves*


Unless if You're single, Starfire.
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Got it Memorized?
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#54 Posted: 05:53:52 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
*extremely drunk* ... Anyone wanna follow me into a supply closet?


"Anyone"?
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:54:03 09/07/2014 by Gage
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#55 Posted: 05:55:03 09/07/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
*extremely drunk* ... Anyone wanna follow me into a supply closet?



I am so down just bring the supplies and it will be allllllllllllllllll goooooooiif
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#56 Posted: 05:57:13 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Cynderfan507
*extremely drunk* ... Anyone wanna follow me into a supply closet?



I am so down just bring the supplies and it will be allllllllllllllllll goooooooiif



Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Gage
Quote: Cynderfan507
*extremely drunk* ... Anyone wanna follow me into a supply closet?


"Anyone"?


Um, females only please.


Too late.
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#57 Posted: 05:57:15 09/07/2014
there may be imposters among us

where are the wilds at
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#58 Posted: 05:57:17 09/07/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Gage
Quote: Cynderfan507
*extremely drunk* ... Anyone wanna follow me into a supply closet?


"Anyone"?


Um, females only please.



Inpcan b a feman if ya want, I can metaphorasis
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#59 Posted: 05:57:53 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Wild
there may be imposters among us

where are the wilds at


They're in this bar.
Wild now, as we speak.
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#60 Posted: 05:59:50 09/07/2014
Quote: Cynderfan507
Nooope, I may be drunk as hell, but I'm not drunk enough to forget what I'm into and what I'm not, 'k?



I am so I don eve cur
Starfire Dragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 5317
#61 Posted: 06:00:10 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Starfire Dragon
*enters bar*
*looks around*
*sees drunks and bad puns*
Well now, entering here surely was a MISS-STEAK.
*leaves*


Unless if You're single, Starfire.



I am single, but look at that crowd that's in here!
I doubt I would find anyone smilie
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My Dragon Art & Stuff
PSN: Starfire--Dragon
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#62 Posted: 06:00:31 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Gage


"Anyone"?


Um, females only please.



Inpcan b a feman if ya want, I can metaphorasis



Quote: Cynderfan507
Nooope, I may be drunk as hell, but I'm not drunk enough to forget what I'm into and what I'm not, 'k?


He's too drunk to even realize that he can't really metamorphosis.

Quote: Starfire Dragon
Quote: Gage
Quote: Starfire Dragon
*enters bar*
*looks around*
*sees drunks and bad puns*
Well now, entering here surely was a MISS-STEAK.
*leaves*


Unless if You're single, Starfire.



I am single, but look at that crowd that's in here!
I doubt I would find anyone smilie


...And considering our only girl here is Lesbian...Yeah, I understand.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 06:01:39 09/07/2014 by Gage
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#63 Posted: 06:01:59 09/07/2014
Quote: Starfire Dragon
Quote: Gage
Quote: Starfire Dragon
*enters bar*
*looks around*
*sees drunks and bad puns*
Well now, entering here surely was a MISS-STEAK.
*leaves*


Unless if You're single, Starfire.



I am single, but look at that crowd that's in here!
I doubt I would find anyone XD



Love me plzzzz
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#64 Posted: 06:04:03 09/07/2014
Music ish fun right lets twerkathon
DarkmoonG Blue Sparx Gems: 643
#65 Posted: 06:04:48 09/07/2014
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[User Posted Image]
huehuehuehuehue
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Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus
Edited 3 times - Last edited at 06:07:52 09/07/2014 by DarkmoonG
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#66 Posted: 06:05:20 09/07/2014
Da Fak
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#67 Posted: 06:05:35 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
Music ish fun right lets twerkathon


I don't condone twerking in My bar.
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Starfire Dragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 5317
#68 Posted: 06:05:53 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Cynderfan507


Um, females only please.



Inpcan b a feman if ya want, I can metaphorasis



Quote: Cynderfan507
Nooope, I may be drunk as hell, but I'm not drunk enough to forget what I'm into and what I'm not, 'k?


He's too drunk to even realize that he can't really metamorphosis.

Quote: Starfire Dragon
Quote: Gage


Unless if You're single, Starfire.



I am single, but look at that crowd that's in here!
I doubt I would find anyone smilie


...And considering our only girl here is Lesbian...Yeah, I understand.


I guess that makes this a sausage bar smilie

*flees bar before being killed*
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My Dragon Art & Stuff
PSN: Starfire--Dragon
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#69 Posted: 06:06:59 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Rand O M
Music ish fun right lets twerkathon


I don't condone twerking in My bar.



Waaaaaaat 2 heck u auc plz I twark whenev I wants
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#70 Posted: 06:07:15 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Starfire Dragon
Quote: Gage
Quote: Rand O M



Inpcan b a feman if ya want, I can metaphorasis



Quote: Cynderfan507
Nooope, I may be drunk as hell, but I'm not drunk enough to forget what I'm into and what I'm not, 'k?


He's too drunk to even realize that he can't really metamorphosis.

Quote: Starfire Dragon



I am single, but look at that crowd that's in here!
I doubt I would find anyone smilie


...And considering our only girl here is Lesbian...Yeah, I understand.


I guess that makes this a sausage bar smilie

*flees bar before being killed*


This isn't a bar & grill...yet.
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#71 Posted: 06:09:01 09/07/2014
Ima sobbbber up in da supply closet and then come back for ai hv hang over
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8213
#72 Posted: 06:09:16 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: Gage


I'll need some ID first, Trix


*gives ID*


*Looks it over, then gives it back. Then slides a Vodka to You*


Thanks. *swigs the Vodka*
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#73 Posted: 06:10:23 09/07/2014
Get drunk Trix it's fan
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#74 Posted: 06:10:33 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Starfire Dragon
Quote: Gage
Quote: Rand O M



Inpcan b a feman if ya want, I can metaphorasis



Quote: Cynderfan507
Nooope, I may be drunk as hell, but I'm not drunk enough to forget what I'm into and what I'm not, 'k?


He's too drunk to even realize that he can't really metamorphosis.

Quote: Starfire Dragon



I am single, but look at that crowd that's in here!
I doubt I would find anyone smilie


...And considering our only girl here is Lesbian...Yeah, I understand.


I guess that makes this a sausage bar smilie

*flees bar before being killed*



Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: Gage
Quote: Trix Master 100


*gives ID*


*Looks it over, then gives it back. Then slides a Vodka to You*


Thanks. *swigs the Vodka*


There's another girl, Starfire.
One question...are You into guy's, Trix?
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 06:15:50 09/07/2014 by Gage
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#75 Posted: 06:16:52 09/07/2014
Nno botty wil parte flu guyz iam go in da closet now until fun happen
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#76 Posted: 10:46:57 09/07/2014
*Walks in bar* Uh... *Walks out of bar*
EyeBrawler2014 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3429
#77 Posted: 12:22:38 09/07/2014
Don't ask me, I have no clue!
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Find me on Discord, I'm eyebrawler98#6720
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#78 Posted: 12:57:14 09/07/2014
Has anyone noticed I've been here for the whole night?
I drank so much, that I pissed myself, and that woke me up.
I got bored and watched all of you sleep....
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A story.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#79 Posted: 13:11:47 09/07/2014
Oh, yes. It was fun. Ahem,

It was long ago, when Cynderfan was at the bar, dinking her rejecting away. Throughout the night, more loners came in, and the happily married couples came in to taunt us. In the back of your mind, your sober half was like "Dude, you should kill 'em." And your drunk half was like, "I don't think I can move my arms any more." With enough peer pressure from the back of your head, your body grabbed a bottle, went up to Toynerd and smashed the body on his head. You killed him, and went off to find other couples in the bar.

By 4:00, you killed all the couples, drank twenty-three shots of tequila, and puked about eight times. You went in the restroom to "get your cheddar fries" that you ordered "seven years ago". When you went in, there was someone in there, and you killed him for no reason. (You were in the men's room.) After that, you cut off his fingers and said, "I GOT MY ****ING CHEESY FRIES!" You left the bathroom, ate the fingers, went back in for more, and passed out.

Around 5:30, I dragged you out, and put you on the bar, but you fell off. I was too hammered to do it again, so I just decided to watch everyone sleep.

That's what happened. You're welcome.
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A story.
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#80 Posted: 13:14:54 09/07/2014
Why did I have to die!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#81 Posted: 13:16:03 09/07/2014
You shouldn't have entered the bar.
At least your soul is connected to darkSpyro now.
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A story.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#82 Posted: 13:25:03 09/07/2014
Don't yell at me. I'm just the narrator.
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A story.
EyeBrawler2014 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3429
#83 Posted: 13:25:59 09/07/2014
I wasn't mocking anyone, so why was I killed
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uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#84 Posted: 13:27:24 09/07/2014
She. Killed. Everyone.
Except for the loners.
You shouldn't have had a relationship.
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A story.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#85 Posted: 13:30:52 09/07/2014
Only the couples in the bar.
Well, and the guy in the bathroom.
I think it was ZapNorris...
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A story.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#86 Posted: 13:32:27 09/07/2014
*walks in after murders*

**** I shouldn't have but basalts in the tequila then huh, sorry cynderfan...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#87 Posted: 13:33:51 09/07/2014
It was you with the basalts?
Well, I got the money, and you got the goods...
PAGE!
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A story.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#88 Posted: 13:35:01 09/07/2014
I guess it was win-win.

Yeah, before all this wedding nonsense I just got back from a massive drug heist and had to do SOMETHING with it.

Anyone want some cocaine?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#89 Posted: 13:36:28 09/07/2014
No thanks, I have plenty of cocaine under my bed. My mom thinks I have a powdered sugar addiction.
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A story.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#90 Posted: 13:37:36 09/07/2014
@uttster okay. I'm not sure what else I have though....

and cynderfan? Um, 20$ okay?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#91 Posted: 13:39:42 09/07/2014
I'll triple the offer for $60!
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A story.
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