Meet sexy singles here.
(I will not be held responsible if You actually meet someone here)
(Specially if that someone ends up being a criminal of some kind)
*Stands here and just cleans away at the bar*
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > The singles bar of DarkSpyro
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#1 Posted: 05:09:54 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 05:10:56 09/07/2014
This is perfect for me
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#3 Posted: 05:13:03 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
This place was made for all the people who have still yet to be married, Joe.
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#4 Posted: 05:13:43 09/07/2014
would like a shot vodka.
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#5 Posted: 05:14:47 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Trix Master 100
I'll need some ID first, Trix Quote: gangsta joe
*Slides a plate of steak to You*
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#6 Posted: 05:15:50 09/07/2014
[skips into thread with clown-like costume and orange hair]
hello |
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#7 Posted: 05:16:17 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Wild
Ah, Wild. Always the Wild one, eh?
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#8 Posted: 05:16:19 09/07/2014
I need hard liquor in my vodka. I need to get wasted.
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#9 Posted: 05:18:09 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: gangsta joe
Don't STEAK Your life on it. Quote: Rand O M
*Slides You a glass of Vodka* Quote: Cynderfan507
We'll welcome You here.
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#10 Posted: 05:18:18 09/07/2014
*Sits down with a big mug of beer*
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#11 Posted: 05:20:21 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mrmorrises
Don't expect free refills. Quote: gangsta joe
I tend to go on a joking steak.
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#12 Posted: 05:20:24 09/07/2014
Gimme some vodka cuz nobody loves me
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#13 Posted: 05:21:14 09/07/2014
Getting wasted is fun when you're at Gage's single bar.
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#14 Posted: 05:21:20 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
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#15 Posted: 05:21:50 09/07/2014
Don't drink your depression away.
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#16 Posted: 05:23:37 09/07/2014
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#17 Posted: 05:23:40 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
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#18 Posted: 05:23:41 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
I don't take bar fights kindly, though. You take that stuff outside. Quote: gangsta joe
Don't steak out, Joe. Quote: whirlwind fan
I made this for the people who want to meet sexy singles. The drinking because of depression is their choice.
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#19 Posted: 05:24:51 09/07/2014
Okay sorry to interrupt~
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#20 Posted: 05:26:34 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
I expect You'll be adding those to Your tab? Quote: whirlwind fan
You're married though. You don't have any depression to drink away.
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#21 Posted: 05:29:06 09/07/2014
I'm so wasted. You already know. I'm throwing up from the bar to the dance floor. I'm so wasted can you tell right now. I'm the designated driver. So get the **** off the road~
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#22 Posted: 05:29:45 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
Please don't throw up on My floor.
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#23 Posted: 05:30:56 09/07/2014
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#24 Posted: 05:31:39 09/07/2014
I'll take him home guys, I'm the shuttle driver
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#25 Posted: 05:31:59 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
I see then. Quote: EyeBrawler2014
Thank You, EyeBrawler.
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#26 Posted: 05:32:42 09/07/2014
Fitting song for this topic
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#27 Posted: 05:34:57 09/07/2014
Come on Rand, I'll take you home buddy, and Morrises, you can PM me whenever you want (literally carries Rand out to shuttle van)
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#28 Posted: 05:34:59 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
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#29 Posted: 05:35:06 09/07/2014
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#30 Posted: 05:36:35 09/07/2014
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#31 Posted: 05:37:04 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Trix Master 100
*Looks it over, then gives it back. Then slides a Vodka to You* Quote: Mrmorrises Good. That's what we're here for.
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#32 Posted: 05:37:38 09/07/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
Poor CAV doesn't know ID helps get people vodka illegally. Bad joke is bad but mor e vodka |
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#33 Posted: 05:38:49 09/07/2014
Quote: Mrmorrises
No wonder she hasn't called. |
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#34 Posted: 05:39:27 09/07/2014
You've had enough Rand, I'm taking you home buddy (drives Rand home)
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#35 Posted: 05:40:29 09/07/2014
Quote: EyeBrawler2014
**** you I trying to find the mrs Rand so stahppppp |
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#36 Posted: 05:44:39 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Remember, free refills for the kiddies.
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#37 Posted: 05:45:47 09/07/2014
Yaaaaaaaaaas hot me up babiiiii
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#38 Posted: 05:46:33 09/07/2014
*walks in* *looks around* Wrong place *walks out*
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#39 Posted: 05:46:38 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Thursday nights are Ladies Night.
Quote: Rickorio
Are You single, Rick?
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#40 Posted: 05:48:22 09/07/2014
No he aint
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#41 Posted: 05:49:00 09/07/2014
Page baby free liquor and we.... Err vodka
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#42 Posted: 05:49:21 09/07/2014
Hate chu
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#43 Posted: 05:49:40 09/07/2014
Rand, y-y-y-you're drunk, there's pretty much nobody here, you're not finding anybody here right now
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#44 Posted: 05:50:16 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
Not as busy as on the weekends. Quote: EyeBrawler2014
Quote: shorty
There's Shorty.
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