Quote: HotDogAndZapTHE MOST SCARRING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME
So I was in my room, about to go to sleep, when I see a black spot on my ceiling. My first thought was that the fan was casting a shadow, but no. IT WAS A HUGE MOTHER****ING SPIDER.
So naturally, as anyone would do, I screamed bloody murder and ran towards the master bedroom. Who cares if it's like 10 PM, I needed to hire my mom for an assassination. She complains, gets up, grabs a shoe, and follows me to my bedroom, thinking that I'm crazy and that there wasn't a giant spider on my ceiling. When I pointed it out to her she said "Hey, you're not crazy this time. Though that thing isn't big."
IT WAS THE SIZE OF A QUARTER HOW MUCH BIGGER DO THEY GET
So she stands up on my bed to kill the spider and I flee the room in case it has weird radioactive powers and starts spraying acid everywhere. You know, normal spider stuff. My mom had a lovely commentary.
"It keeps running away! Why? I only want to kill it."
"OH MY GOSH IT WONT DIE"
"AAAA IT JUST FELL ON THE BED"
"ITS STILL NOT DYING"
"OH MY GOSH THERE ARE SPIDER GUTS EVERYWHERE"
"I think it's dead... OH WAIT NOPE"
So after a bit it finally died. Then I made my mom change my sheets because there was spider gore all over them.
Just another normal night in this household, yup.
Though now I have insane paranoia and must check EVERYTHING for spiders before I touch it.
Greatest story ever!
One of my cousins woke up once due to a wasp stinging him in the middle of his forehead.
Also, I woke up with a snake in my bed one time. Another one of my cousins thought I would be terrified by it, one problem, I love snakes