darkSpyro

right when I thought stuff was peaceful, something crazy happens T_T

I'm terrified. I shouldn't be. But I am.

What has happened to me?

Number of Youtubers met in real life: 3

Life is good n.n

I've met a lot. All of them aren't famous.

I forgot how hilarious this show is. Ah, 6th grade memories. The show is morbid, but still funny.

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I forgot how hilarious this show is. Ah, 6th grade memories. The show is morbid, but still funny.

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say... Invader Zim!

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I forgot how hilarious this show is. Ah, 6th grade memories. The show is morbid, but still funny.

Happy Tree Friends!

neither omg i wasnt that kind of 6th grader

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neither omg i wasnt that kind of 6th grader

I got nothing!

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neither omg i wasnt that kind of 6th grader

Chowder...?

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neither omg i wasnt that kind of 6th grader

Chowder...?

Why was that my next guess?

oh my god guys stop guessing its some adult swim anime thing

it doesnt even have an english version so youre never gonna get it

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oh my god guys stop guessing its some adult swim anime thing

it doesnt even have an english version so youre never gonna get it

Pokemon!

this arc isn't as good as so many people were saying it would be so far

hmmmmm

My parents are hurting me more and more everyday by being hypocrites, comparing to others and make me feel like ****, saying that I'm a retard, and telling me that I'm most of the problem.

THE MOST SCARRING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME

So I was in my room, about to go to sleep, when I see a black spot on my ceiling. My first thought was that the fan was casting a shadow, but no. IT WAS A HUGE MOTHER****ING SPIDER.

So naturally, as anyone would do, I screamed bloody murder and ran towards the master bedroom. Who cares if it's like 10 PM, I needed to hire my mom for an assassination. She complains, gets up, grabs a shoe, and follows me to my bedroom, thinking that I'm crazy and that there wasn't a giant spider on my ceiling. When I pointed it out to her she said "Hey, you're not crazy this time. Though that thing isn't big."

IT WAS THE SIZE OF A QUARTER HOW MUCH BIGGER DO THEY GET

So she stands up on my bed to kill the spider and I flee the room in case it has weird radioactive powers and starts spraying acid everywhere. You know, normal spider stuff. My mom had a lovely commentary.

"It keeps running away! Why? I only want to kill it."
"OH MY GOSH IT WONT DIE"
"AAAA IT JUST FELL ON THE BED"
"ITS STILL NOT DYING"
"OH MY GOSH THERE ARE SPIDER GUTS EVERYWHERE"
"I think it's dead... OH WAIT NOPE"

So after a bit it finally died. Then I made my mom change my sheets because there was spider gore all over them.


Just another normal night in this household, yup.

Though now I have insane paranoia and must check EVERYTHING for spiders before I touch it.

weak i breed large spiders on my window sill

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weak i breed large spiders on my window sill

nightmare fuel

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Though now I have insane paranoia and must check EVERYTHING for spiders before I touch it.

I do that too. I check every room, ceiling, and object thoroughly for insects whenever I enter. It's been especially worse since the time I found a big wolf spider sitting right on a roll of toilet paper I was reaching for.

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Though now I have insane paranoia and must check EVERYTHING for spiders before I touch it.

I do that too. I check every room, ceiling, and object thoroughly for insects whenever I enter. It's been especially worse since the time I found a big wolf spider sitting right on a roll of toilet paper I was reaching for.

Dear god if that happened to me I'd need therapy. I always check for spiders, especially in my basement because that's where the big hairy black ones come out and play. Camps are the worst though. One time at a camp the bunk next to me had a spider nest underneath it, and a wasps nest above it.

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Dear god if that happened to me I'd need therapy. I always check for spiders, especially in my basement because that's where the big hairy black ones come out and play. Camps are the worst though. One time at a camp the bunk next to me had a spider nest underneath it, and a wasps nest above it.

Haha, I don't think I'd ever go camping again if that happened to me! Then again, I only went camping once as a field trip in sixth grade - luckily, I don't recall seeing any spiders or wasps.
And yeah, I'm the most cautious around basements, especially real tiny and cramped ones. I hear brown recluses are likely to hang out in basements so I'm real careful

I have to take a mid term at summer school. *sighs*

I an seething with anger for something I couldve walked away from. F my LIFE! Can't I just stop getting mad all the time.

Wow you didn't learn at all. You deserve this.

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I knew you were going to be gone for a little while, but I'm just hoping everything is going alright.

Heard you talkin ****.

IM DROWNING
YOURE DROWNING ME
I HAVE BEEN DROWNED

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THE MOST SCARRING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME

So I was in my room, about to go to sleep, when I see a black spot on my ceiling. My first thought was that the fan was casting a shadow, but no. IT WAS A HUGE MOTHER****ING SPIDER.

So naturally, as anyone would do, I screamed bloody murder and ran towards the master bedroom. Who cares if it's like 10 PM, I needed to hire my mom for an assassination. She complains, gets up, grabs a shoe, and follows me to my bedroom, thinking that I'm crazy and that there wasn't a giant spider on my ceiling. When I pointed it out to her she said "Hey, you're not crazy this time. Though that thing isn't big."

IT WAS THE SIZE OF A QUARTER HOW MUCH BIGGER DO THEY GET

So she stands up on my bed to kill the spider and I flee the room in case it has weird radioactive powers and starts spraying acid everywhere. You know, normal spider stuff. My mom had a lovely commentary.

"It keeps running away! Why? I only want to kill it."
"OH MY GOSH IT WONT DIE"
"AAAA IT JUST FELL ON THE BED"
"ITS STILL NOT DYING"
"OH MY GOSH THERE ARE SPIDER GUTS EVERYWHERE"
"I think it's dead... OH WAIT NOPE"

So after a bit it finally died. Then I made my mom change my sheets because there was spider gore all over them.


Just another normal night in this household, yup.

Though now I have insane paranoia and must check EVERYTHING for spiders before I touch it.

Greatest story ever!

One of my cousins woke up once due to a wasp stinging him in the middle of his forehead.

Also, I woke up with a snake in my bed one time. Another one of my cousins thought I would be terrified by it, one problem, I love snakes

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THE MOST SCARRING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME

So I was in my room, about to go to sleep, when I see a black spot on my ceiling. My first thought was that the fan was casting a shadow, but no. IT WAS A HUGE MOTHER****ING SPIDER.

So naturally, as anyone would do, I screamed bloody murder and ran towards the master bedroom. Who cares if it's like 10 PM, I needed to hire my mom for an assassination. She complains, gets up, grabs a shoe, and follows me to my bedroom, thinking that I'm crazy and that there wasn't a giant spider on my ceiling. When I pointed it out to her she said "Hey, you're not crazy this time. Though that thing isn't big."

IT WAS THE SIZE OF A QUARTER HOW MUCH BIGGER DO THEY GET

So she stands up on my bed to kill the spider and I flee the room in case it has weird radioactive powers and starts spraying acid everywhere. You know, normal spider stuff. My mom had a lovely commentary.

"It keeps running away! Why? I only want to kill it."
"OH MY GOSH IT WONT DIE"
"AAAA IT JUST FELL ON THE BED"
"ITS STILL NOT DYING"
"OH MY GOSH THERE ARE SPIDER GUTS EVERYWHERE"
"I think it's dead... OH WAIT NOPE"

So after a bit it finally died. Then I made my mom change my sheets because there was spider gore all over them.


Just another normal night in this household, yup.

Though now I have insane paranoia and must check EVERYTHING for spiders before I touch it.

Greatest story ever! XD

One of my cousins woke up once due to a wasp stinging him in the middle of his forehead.

Also, I woke up with a snake in my bed one time. Another one of my cousins thought I would be terrified by it, one problem, I love snakes XD

Best story ever!!! Both of them! What was the type of snake? and spider?

y i gotta be so angry

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I always knew the French version of the scene went something like that but I didn't expect it to be THAT sweet and good, holy ;~~;

And the song is ten times better too uh.

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Oh **** I just realised what I've done... Why do I keep doing this? I promise with all my heart that I don't mean to, you mean the absolute world to me. I hope you understand again... I'll try to do things better. Anything to stop doing this.

I'm counting down the days
Starting from when You left Me in this craze
Ten, nine, eight, seven, now six
Can't wait to get My next fix
And I hope You see this rhyme
I hope You see it the next time
I hold You tight in My arms
And protect You from all that harms
Because You're the one with all the charms

SAT studying is keeping me busy, guys.

Urgh, I'm so bored.

How could you talk about your wife like that, in front of your parents? Why do you have such a hard time believing she's in pain? Of ****ing course she's defensive about it, I am too... No one likes to be called a liar when they are far from one, especially in this type of issue. Just because she isn't constantly whining and complaining about her pain and constant headaches doesn't mean it's not there, doesn't mean it's "all in her head", it just means she's dealing with it to avoid annoying us (which, by the way, she does complain a bit so where the **** are you? Oh, yeah, that's right. Sleeping)... And I'm getting real sick of you denying every single illness or health issue we have unless it's a physical cut or scrape or wound that can easily be seen.

And "oh she's got jess believing she has a problem with her nose when she really doesn't"

uhhhh yeah if you want you can take a flashlight and look up my nose, you should notice that the right nasal septum is displaced and the opening is much smaller compared to the left, definitely a result of me breaking my nose in sixth grade (and yeah, I DID break it). I can see it, the specialist can see it, surely you could too... Would that be proof enough? Or is my mind still causing it, even with physical proof?

Overall pretty good methinks.

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omfg I laughed a little harder than I should have

everybody is creeped out by me now heehehe

I feel so tempted to delete that ahahaaahgh

Well it lasted for a few minutes. :U

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I feel so tempted to delete that ahahaaahgh

Well it lasted for a few minutes. :U

it looked fab btw

Yes! The next Starbomb album will have a Minecraft song!

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I feel so tempted to delete that ahahaaahgh

Well it lasted for a few minutes. :U

it looked fab btw

pshsh aww thankies

My mom forced me to let my 3 year old cousin play with my transformers. He lost some pieces and is too stubborn to tell me where it is. I grounded him from playing anything tell it's finds but he took my sister's phone and yelled at me. The. He started crying. Um.

It's almost been a week...I miss You so much...

nothing like waking up on a fishing pier while freezing my ass off followed by a series of sneezes that somehow ended with me coughing up blood mucus stuff ew

Did some archery. I sucked.