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The biggest wedding on dS [CLOSED]
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#51 Posted: 04:13:49 08/06/2014
Page.
So...what time is the party?
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#52 Posted: 04:14:08 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


I thought You were gonna jump out of the cake on My bachelor party...


That WAS the plan right?


But this isn't My party.
This is Dark Bro's party.



It's still a bachelor party.
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#53 Posted: 04:14:41 08/06/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12


That WAS the plan right?


But this isn't My party.
This is Dark Bro's party.



It's still a bachelor party.


But there will be other people there.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#54 Posted: 04:14:53 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


I'll bring the girls.


This is where C1nder and I come in


You're not a girl...


did you even read all our Wedding Crashers posts

Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


I'll bring the girls.


This is where C1nder and I come in



my body is ready



ill buy the "essentials"
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#55 Posted: 04:15:51 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag


This is where C1nder and I come in


You're not a girl...


did you even read all our Wedding Crashers posts


I couldn't care less.
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#56 Posted: 04:16:06 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


But this isn't My party.
This is Dark Bro's party.



It's still a bachelor party.


But there will be other people there.



Do You want the 20 minutes or not?
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#57 Posted: 04:17:12 08/06/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12



It's still a bachelor party.


But there will be other people there.



Do You want the 20 minutes or not?


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#58 Posted: 04:17:28 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


You're not a girl...


did you even read all our Wedding Crashers posts


I couldn't care less.



its okaaaaay
to not like thiiiiings
but DONT BE A DICK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU DONT LIKE
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#59 Posted: 04:18:02 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


But there will be other people there.



Do You want the 20 minutes or not?


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...



Don't worry, It'll be private. smilie
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#60 Posted: 04:18:52 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag


did you even read all our Wedding Crashers posts


I couldn't care less.



its okaaaaay
to not like thiiiiings
but DONT BE A DICK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU DONT LIKE


I'm sorry I offended You, StriderSwag

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12



Do You want the 20 minutes or not?


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...



Don't worry, It'll be private. smilie


Good.
Wait...for who?
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#61 Posted: 04:19:01 08/06/2014 | Topic Creator
@Gage: what would u say if I told u, I want u to be my best man?
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Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10782
#62 Posted: 04:20:28 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
oh yeah the bae's comin to the wedding fyi

[User Posted Image]



hell yeah my bae can join in too
[User Posted Image]
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#63 Posted: 04:20:51 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


I couldn't care less.



its okaaaaay
to not like thiiiiings
but DONT BE A DICK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU DONT LIKE


I'm sorry I offended You, StriderSwag

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...



Don't worry, It'll be private. smilie


Good.
Wait...for who?



For You, silly.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#64 Posted: 04:21:05 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


But there will be other people there.



Do You want the 20 minutes or not?


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night

Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Sesshomaru75


That can be altered with a little shadow magic. Ehehe.


you wouldnt dare


Don't think that I wouldn't, because I'm the very one who rushed the development of games such as Enter The Dragonfly, Wrath of Cortex, and I'm also responsible for the yearly Call of Duty and Skylanders games. Do not think for a single second that I wouldn't do it, because I will.



you monster
i will use every last breath to fight your satanic influences
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#65 Posted: 04:22:02 08/06/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag



its okaaaaay
to not like thiiiiings
but DONT BE A DICK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU DONT LIKE


I'm sorry I offended You, StriderSwag

Quote: parisruelz12



Don't worry, It'll be private. smilie


Good.
Wait...for who?



For You, silly.


But it's HIS cake.
Am I gonna get a separate cake?
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#66 Posted: 04:23:32 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


I'm sorry I offended You, StriderSwag


Good.
Wait...for who?



For You, silly.


But it's HIS cake.
Am I gonna get a separate cake?



Yes, You will.
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#67 Posted: 04:24:02 08/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


I'm sorry I offended You, StriderSwag


Good.
Wait...for who?



For You, silly.


But it's HIS cake.
Am I gonna get a separate cake?


Maybe....
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#68 Posted: 04:24:49 08/06/2014
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
oh yeah the bae's comin to the wedding fyi

[User Posted Image]



hell yeah my bae can join in too
[User Posted Image]



yeah sure but im bringin my other two baes as well

[User Posted Image]

[User Posted Image]


except the second one is more of a platonic bae
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#69 Posted: 04:25:31 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12



Do You want the 20 minutes or not?


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night


Before or after the transformation?

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12



For You, silly.


But it's HIS cake.
Am I gonna get a separate cake?



Yes, You will.


Sweet.
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robbiepayne97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1904
#70 Posted: 04:26:13 08/06/2014
Finally. I'm back
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#71 Posted: 04:27:06 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night


Before or after the transformation?

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


But it's HIS cake.
Am I gonna get a separate cake?



Yes, You will.


Sweet.



It better be, remember only one minute.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#72 Posted: 04:27:55 08/06/2014
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Sesshomaru75


Don't think that I wouldn't, because I'm the very one who rushed the development of games such as Enter The Dragonfly, Wrath of Cortex, and I'm also responsible for the yearly Call of Duty and Skylanders games. Do not think for a single second that I wouldn't do it, because I will.

You monster!
I will use every last breath to fight your satanic influences!


Please, Satan wishes he was as bad as me, but he's nothing more than a whining baby crying over spilt milk and his broken pride.


you would'nt
you can't!

Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


Not if it means You'll be stripping in front of a group of guys...


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night


Before or after the transformation?


Either or, schedule permitting.
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10782
#73 Posted: 04:29:59 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag

You monster!
I will use every last breath to fight your satanic influences!


Please, Satan wishes he was as bad as me, but he's nothing more than a whining baby crying over spilt milk and his broken pride.


you would'nt
you can't!

Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night


Before or after the transformation?


Either or, schedule permitting.



can I join in the strip dancing
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#74 Posted: 04:30:30 08/06/2014
Quote: Dark Bro
@Gage: what would u say if I told u, I want u to be my best man?


I'd be honored.

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night


Before or after the transformation?

Quote: parisruelz12



Yes, You will.


Sweet.



It better be, remember only one minute.


You'll only strip for one minute?
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#75 Posted: 04:32:04 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Dark Bro
@Gage: what would u say if I told u, I want u to be my best man?


I'd be honored.

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


Before or after the transformation?


Sweet.



It better be, remember only one minute.


You'll only strip for one minute?


That's what You paid for isn't it?
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#76 Posted: 04:32:54 08/06/2014
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Sesshomaru75


Please, Satan wishes he was as bad as me, but he's nothing more than a whining baby crying over spilt milk and his broken pride.


you would'nt
you can't!

Quote: Gage


Before or after the transformation?


Either or, schedule permitting.



can I join in the strip dancing


yeah sure but we're bringing the baes
robbiepayne97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1904
#77 Posted: 04:33:24 08/06/2014
Can everyone explain to me what is going on? I'm so lost right now..
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#78 Posted: 04:34:37 08/06/2014
Quote:
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag


I'll do it I'm bisexual and rumor has it Sess is trying to genderswap me for the night


Before or after the transformation?


Either or, schedule permitting.


I'm not sure if Dark Bro is Bi....

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: Dark Bro
@Gage: what would u say if I told u, I want u to be my best man?


I'd be honored.

Quote: parisruelz12



It better be, remember only one minute.


You'll only strip for one minute?


That's what You paid for isn't it?


I'd better pay more, then...
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#79 Posted: 04:35:45 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote:
Quote: Gage


Before or after the transformation?


Either or, schedule permitting.


I'm not sure if Dark Bro is Bi....

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


I'd be honored.


You'll only strip for one minute?


That's what You paid for isn't it?


I'd better pay more, then...



Name Your price.
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#80 Posted: 04:36:35 08/06/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote:


Either or, schedule permitting.


I'm not sure if Dark Bro is Bi....

Quote: parisruelz12


That's what You paid for isn't it?


I'd better pay more, then...



Name Your price.


How about 10 bucks a minute?
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#81 Posted: 04:38:18 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


I'm not sure if Dark Bro is Bi....


I'd better pay more, then...



Name Your price.


How about 10 bucks a minute?


How long do You want?
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robbiepayne97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1904
#82 Posted: 04:38:58 08/06/2014
Jacob is 100% straight.
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C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10782
#83 Posted: 04:39:03 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag


you would'nt
you can't!


Either or, schedule permitting.



can I join in the strip dancing


yeah sure but we're bringing the baes



the baes can join us too and it'll be one big strip-fest
robbiepayne97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1904
#84 Posted: 04:40:29 08/06/2014
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder



can I join in the strip dancing


yeah sure but we're bringing the baes



the baes can join us too and it'll be one big strip-fest



I'm gay, but I still wouldn't do it xD
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#85 Posted: 04:42:51 08/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gage
Quote: Dark Bro
@Gage: what would u say if I told u, I want u to be my best man?


I'd be honored.

Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


Before or after the transformation?


Sweet.



It better be, remember only one minute.


You'll only strip for one minute?



You're buying the energy drinks.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#86 Posted: 04:45:14 08/06/2014
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12



Name Your price.


How about 10 bucks a minute?


How long do You want?


10 minutes.

Quote: Dark Bro
Quote: Gage
Quote: Dark Bro
@Gage: what would u say if I told u, I want u to be my best man?


I'd be honored.

Quote: parisruelz12



It better be, remember only one minute.


You'll only strip for one minute?



You're buying the energy drinks.


Is this the only reason?
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#87 Posted: 04:45:16 08/06/2014
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Sesshomaru75


Please, Satan wishes he was as bad as me, but he's nothing more than a whining baby crying over spilt milk and his broken pride.


You wouldn't! You can't!


I would, and I can. I am the Lord of The Shadow Realm, the spawn of Breadhead himself, transforming you would be like taking candy from a baby. Hell, I could transform you into a dingo if I desired. Matter of fact, now that I think about it, why not turn you into a female dingo? How does that sound? It's certainly an interesting idea. Of course, that would be harder to do, as it's harder to transform someone into an Australian than it is to change their sex. Hmmm...


oh come on not a dingo i gotta get paid for my sex appeal here man
sex sells

Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


I'm not sure if Dark Bro is Bi....


I'd better pay more, then...



Name Your price.


How about 10 bucks a minute?


Well I'm pretty much thinking Sess is gonna work some voodoo **** on me but we'll see what happens.

And C1nder and I charge cheaper.

We have a package deal too.
Ten USD and we'll jump out of a cake, strip, act as prostitutes, bake the new wedding cake, and watch Die Hard with you.
LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606
#88 Posted: 04:45:28 08/06/2014
Why don't we just EAT the cake?
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#89 Posted: 04:46:45 08/06/2014
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder



can I join in the strip dancing


yeah sure but we're bringing the baes



the baes can join us too and it'll be one big strip-fest


that's the plan

Quote: LunarDistortion
Why don't we just EAT the cake?



BECAUSE C1NDER AND I ARE JUMPING OUT OF IT JEEZ
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10782
#90 Posted: 04:47:37 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag


yeah sure but we're bringing the baes



the baes can join us too and it'll be one big strip-fest


that's the plan

Quote: LunarDistortion
Why don't we just EAT the cake?



BECAUSE C1NDER AND I ARE JUMPING OUT OF IT JEEZ



please dont eat us we charge extra for that
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#91 Posted: 04:48:36 08/06/2014
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder



the baes can join us too and it'll be one big strip-fest


that's the plan

Quote: LunarDistortion
Why don't we just EAT the cake?



BECAUSE C1NDER AND I ARE JUMPING OUT OF IT JEEZ



please dont eat us we charge extra for that



not a lot though

like 200 more bucks for cannibalism
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#92 Posted: 04:49:00 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


How about 10 bucks a minute?


How long do You want?


10 minutes.



Hmmm...that comes out to $100..Are You sure..?
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#93 Posted: 04:49:19 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag


that's the plan


BECAUSE C1NDER AND I ARE JUMPING OUT OF IT JEEZ



please dont eat us we charge extra for that



not a lot though

like 200 more bucks for cannibalism


I don't think that's what She meant when She said that...
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#94 Posted: 04:50:40 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: C1nder



please dont eat us we charge extra for that



not a lot though

like 200 more bucks for cannibalism


I don't think that's what She meant when She said that...



I know
The one you are referencing comes in the aforementioned package deal.
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#95 Posted: 04:51:29 08/06/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag



not a lot though

like 200 more bucks for cannibalism


I don't think that's what She meant when She said that...



I know
The one you are referencing comes in the aforementioned package deal.


So...would that be more or less for the cannibalism kind of eating?
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#96 Posted: 04:52:37 08/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gage
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Gage


How about 10 bucks a minute?


How long do You want?


10 minutes.

Quote: Dark Bro
Quote: Gage


I'd be honored.


You'll only strip for one minute?



You're buying the energy drinks.


Is this the only reason?



Well no, You started throwing the party, usually the person who starts the party is the best man.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#97 Posted: 04:53:32 08/06/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Gage


I don't think that's what She meant when She said that...



I know
The one you are referencing comes in the aforementioned package deal.


So...would that be more or less for the cannibalism kind of eating?


Cannibalism is still extra

We need more magic if we wanna do the other kind of eating, that's all Sess's doing.
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