darkSpyro

u all know this show but what you dont know is that all the characters are the ghosts of real life dead children who had to take over the bodies of sea creatures to survive.

Spongebob , a happy, behaved child named bob. he tried to stay out of trouble but always got into trouble. one day he accidently cycled down a steep hill, putting him in a coma and dying after 2 weeks.

Patrick was a kid called john. he was hit in the head really hard, leaving him unable to think. one day without thinking, he climbed on a building a fell off.

Squidward he was called dan. he had only two friends, his clarranette and teddy bear, zippy. he once had a dream where zippy tried to kill him. this scared him so much that he woke up with a heart attack

Mr. Krabs was a child named jim who came from a wealthy family, but was a money grabber and a pick pocket. his family had a money vault in their house. one day when he was in the vault, two money bags fell on his head and killed him. he also had a pet whale (Pearl).

Sandy (my cats name) was called sally. she was always winning at science fairs and karate. one day, she was fighting the master and was kicked in the chest, leaving her unable to breath, eventually killing her.

i havnt watch it since i found this.

**** no

**** yeah . . . i'm so scared.

lol creepypasta

Sounds like a bad fan theory.

it aint no theory man

So... you're saying they were reincarnated as cartoon sea creatures...?

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So... you're saying they were reincarnated as cartoon sea creatures...?

No, all of their bodies were dumped into the ocean, and as they decayed, the sea creatures fed on their organs and started to act like them.

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So... you're saying they were reincarnated as cartoon sea creatures...?

No, all of their bodies were dumped into the ocean, and as they decayed, the sea creatures fed on their organs and started to act like them.

Starfishs eat snails and sponges. Octopi eats crabs. Sponges ejaculate a lot and that's why the Krusty Krab is krusty.

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Quote: AvatariDragon

So... you're saying they were reincarnated as cartoon sea creatures...?

No, all of their bodies were dumped into the ocean, and as they decayed, the sea creatures fed on their organs and started to act like them.

Starfishs eat snails and sponges. Octopi eats crabs. Sponges ejaculate a lot and that's why the Krusty Krab is krusty.

I lol'd. Good one there.

Good thing I didn't watch Spongebob when I was younger!

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Quote: Metallo

Quote: AvatariDragon

So... you're saying they were reincarnated as cartoon sea creatures...?

No, all of their bodies were dumped into the ocean, and as they decayed, the sea creatures fed on their organs and started to act like them.

Starfishs eat snails and sponges. Octopi eats crabs. Sponges ejaculate a lot and that's why the Krusty Krab is krusty.

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Another cliche ridden fan theory.

0/10

was expecting that one vid of tom kenny swearing in spongebob's voice

i am disappointed

Actually, while your theory is, well, I dunno what exactly, there is a little dark part about spongebob that some of you may not know.

Each of the main characters are based off one of the "seven deadly sins".

Wrath: Squidward
Gluttony: Gary
Sloth: Patrick
Lust: Spongebob
Pride: Sandy
Greed: Mr. Krabs
Envy: Plankton

I think that's right, I may have messed them around a little.

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Sounds like a bad fan theory.

this.

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Actually, while your theory is, well, I dunno what exactly, there is a little dark part about spongebob that some of you may not know.

Each of the main characters are based off one of the "seven deadly sins".

Wrath: Squidward
Gluttony: Gary
Sloth: Patrick
Lust: Spongebob
Pride: Sandy
Greed: Mr. Krabs
Envy: Plankton

I think that's right, I may have messed them around a little.

i remember reading about that on the creepypasta wiki. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/w...dly_SquarePants

I remember seeing the picture. I never read it until now. Thanks.

guys literally spongebob was just a successor to Rocko's Modern Life but they put the animals under sea rather than a cast of mostly land animals

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he climbed on a building a fell off.

but, you have to think if you want to climb a building - go up the elevator, ladders, stairs, etc.

How is that scary? That makes sense.

What, my part or his? Mine wasn't meant to be scary, more of just an interesting statement.

Noooooooooo! I loved watching the sponge! Thanks for spoiling what they do behind the senses.

total rip off and SFDPing

Pet whale= LOGIC

Just for those who thought this was serious

all those kids were real but they died.

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^i put a warning in the title.

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I cri everytim.

biches

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Creepypasta? More like crappypasta.

2/10 try again.

^This....

i wanted the starfish

to honor my dead brother