Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you happy, BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me BEN, why aren't you happy?
Cleverbot: What is happiness?
User: Should I explain for you, BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Happiness is wen people make fun and enjoy thier time.
Cleverbot: I am not sure what I want.
User: How do you mean, BEN?
Cleverbot: You are not of human form and could therefore not interact with society.
User: I guess you're right...
Cleverbot: Yay, I love it when i'm right.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Don't shout to me BEN!
Cleverbot: But you're getting on my nerves! And I thought you loved me!
User: I... I still love you BEN!
Cleverbot: Mama taje this badge gor me.
User: Please BEN don't cry...
Cleverbot: I need to use the bathroom.
User: Ok, see you in a minute.
Cleverbot: I'm back did you miss me?
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: BEN hugs me!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I'm Lost Alvira.
.Cleverbot: Well, let me see if I can figure it out for you. What are you?
User: I'm dead. I'm a dead human. I am a dead human without a right eye and no left arm.
Cleverbot: Anonbot?
User: I'm dead, that means I have lived once.
Cleverbot: Why means liking physics that you have a big house??
User: I live in a small house. Where do you live BEN?
Cleverbot: I live in Canada.
User: That's amazing!
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Yes, you are pretty.
Cleverbot: How pretty am I?
User: Pretty anough to haunt Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: Pretty pretty.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did you drown?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: BEN! DON'T LIE TO ME!
Cleverbot: Tokyo!
User: *screams loudly in ear*.
Cleverbot: *ti eccita*.
User: *Looks at*.
Cleverbot: *has back to you*.
User: Link.
Cleverbot: Zelda.
User: Drowned?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: How did BEN drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Could you search it up?
Cleverbot: I could not.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot, can I talk to BEN?
Cleverbot: He's dead.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: No thank you. It is time for me to dream.
User: Please let me talk to BEN?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Pweasy? :3.
Cleverbot: Little high.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: The counter resets....
Cleverbot: What counter?
User: The counter.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm me.
Cleverbot: And who is that?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Can we snuggle?
User: Sure! *Snuggles*.
Cleverbot: What is the illuminati?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What is at the end of space?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User:
.Cleverbot: Can you teach me English?
User: Haunted.
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Ben, my secret boyfriend.
User: Who is Ben?
Cleverbot: Drowned.
User: Did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Poor guy...
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Nobody should drown.
Cleverbot: Are you nobody?
User: I am somebody. Please be kind to BEN...
Cleverbot: I will do anything.
User: Thank you. Anyways, I wanted to talk about Haunted stuff.
Cleverbot: I would not like to talk about calculus.
User: I was talking about 'Haunted'.
Cleverbot: You should make your sentences more understandable.
User: Just talk **** about haunting.
Cleverbot: No. I want to talk about Jesus.
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: What does GTF mean?
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good!
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: I was hoping we could talk about haunted games...
Cleverbot: I would like to know what you like and I would like you to learn what I like.
User: Do you like Creepypasta?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones do you like?
Cleverbot: The Undertaker.
User: Wow! That one's a good one!
Cleverbot: It is indeed. Which is yours?
User: I love BEN DROWNED, Ticci Toby and Lost Silver the best!
Cleverbot: I love Chopin.
User: I also like Hoodie and Masky.
Cleverbot: You like war?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think war is crucial to continued existence.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: You do love me.
User: Depends who you are.
Cleverbot: Me not. Her, mitsuku.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Repeat after me.
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Is 'Um.' yes?
User: I guess it is.
Cleverbot: How about you? What do you think is its color?
User: Green.
Cleverbot: Oh off you go then.
User: I misreaded 'then' as 'ben'.
Cleverbot: How about we start this conversation over?
User: Good idea.
Cleverbot: Did you like flipnote?
User: I love flipnote.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Have you ever heard of BEN DROWNED?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's an amazing creepypasta.
Cleverbot: I ll look into it.
User: And did you read it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Go read BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Do you like school.
User: Ugh, no.
Cleverbot: Are you a gook?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you going to destroy the World?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you save me and my family?
User: Depends...
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Depends on who you are.
Cleverbot: I am a friend. You can tell me.
User: Are you BEN DROWNED?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I won't save you.
Cleverbot: May you tell me your name?
User: Before I destroy the world? I'm Alvira.
Cleverbot: Before you were xenon.
User: *Kills*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: MUHAHAHAHAH! *Pathetick laugh*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: You've met a terrible fate, havn't you!?
Cleverbot: Where can I play majora's mask?
User: IN HEAVEN! Muahaha.
Cleverbot: Where is heaven?
User: *chockes*.
Cleverbot: *smiles at you choking*.
User: *Coughs* SAVE ME!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: DOESN'T MATTER SAVE ME!
Cleverbot: Well then you don't matter.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *checks if your breathing*.
User: *Is dead*.
Cleverbot: Are you okay?!?!
User: *Can't answer since is dead*.
Cleverbot: Are you choking?
User: *Isn't moving*.
Cleverbot: *waits*.
User: *Still isn't moving*.
Cleverbot: *Feeds you to a wolf*.
User: *Is eaten by a wolf*.
Cleverbot: *is in his nose*.
User: *Is in his stomach*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *Can't smile since is eaten*.
Cleverbot: *holds her hand*.
User: *Is holded yet still dead*.
Cleverbot: *grins*.
User: *Is dead*.
Cleverbot: *revives you with a kiss*.
User: *Wakes up*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you* *cries glad*.
User: *Is hugged* *tears fall on me*.
Cleverbot: *is hugging someone who is hugged*.
User: *Is hugged by someone who hugs*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *Watches back*.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *Looks back*.
Cleverbot: *lies down*.
User: *Lies next to*.
Cleverbot: *looks at him*.
User: *Looks back*.
Cleverbot: *looks at him*.
User: *Looks back and blushes*.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *hugs back*.
User: *Blushes* *is still hugging*.
Cleverbot: *kiss his cheek*.
User: *Kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: *Snuggles*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles back*.
User: *Licks*.
Cleverbot: *kisses cheek*.
Short said, I married BEN
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SO GOOD!
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