yes, this is gonna be good!
warnings:
there will be sexuality, violence, censored swearing, and the attack of HAPPY!
Story:
The skylanders have invited Mcdonalds to create a chain of places ins skylands.
Kaos is gone, the skylanders do whatever they want now
and some skylanders have chosen to go to college.
so it's pretty much this- be crazy!
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you can have 6 characters maximum.
LIST OF PEOPLE:
Me-
Eruptor100-
WBB-
DEAD LIST:
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > Role Play > Skylanders: Random Adventures (Private)
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#1 Posted: 21:15:37 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 21:25:42 22/05/2014
OMG this sounds so hillarious. I wish it wasn't private though.
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#3 Posted: 21:28:02 22/05/2014
I got ya pm
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Stick em up! Credit to big green |
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#4 Posted: 21:29:59 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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#5 Posted: 21:39:58 22/05/2014
Omg plz can I join?
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dark52 let me change my username you coward |
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#6 Posted: 21:43:10 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sleepy0429
no. it's nothing personal anymore, it's just, i don't want you to. |
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#7 Posted: 11:03:55 23/05/2014
Oh but if it is not a private rp I can join?
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dark52 let me change my username you coward |
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#8 Posted: 13:13:13 24/05/2014
and please! I don't really want 6.
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#9 Posted: 13:21:19 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Let us begin!!!
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#10 Posted: 13:27:38 24/05/2014
YAAYY!
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#11 Posted: 13:54:04 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*zap wakes up in his bed*
oh my god... *yawns* i should call wrecking ball... |
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#12 Posted: 13:55:32 24/05/2014
*Wrecking Ball wakes up*
OH NO! Stealth Elf it has happened again! You just get out of bed and I'll sort this stuff out...
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#13 Posted: 13:59:03 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Meanwhile in drobot's house...
*phone rings* what is it.. drobot, it's time we took our relationship a step further. i'll be over in 10 minutes. bye... *hangs up* *drobot calls wrecking ball* scratch just called me and said "it's time to take our relationship further".. we've already kissed, what else could this mean? |
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#14 Posted: 14:05:50 24/05/2014
I don't know... Stealth Elf is very protective and doesn't teach me much about love stuff... I'll ask her... Stealth Elf?
Yes? What's the next step after kissing? Who wants to know? Drobot said that Scratch is taking their relationship to the next level Bah god... We have to stop her
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#15 Posted: 14:17:59 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
oh god, this is so confusing...
*scratch knocks on the door* drobot! let me in! i'm freezing! *drobot opens the door to see scratch* drobot... i want to have it. and i want it very VERY badly. anything is fine... well what are we waiting for? - - - *night shift appears randomly in wrecking ball's house* so i heard that we have a issue with the next step in another's relationship! i'll teleport you over there! |
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#16 Posted: 14:27:52 24/05/2014
YAY!
Okay Night Shift but you better now teleport us to a dark alley
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#17 Posted: 14:30:56 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
i won't! since i made love with hot dog's mom and had funny bone, i'm a changed man.
(takes them to drobot's house) - - - *drobot and scratch are in the bedroom* i want you to start with my va- oh yeah! *IT BEGINS!* - - - (zap calls wrecking ball) wrecker, where are you? i can't get any reception.. i'm at mcdonalds right now.. |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#18 Posted: 14:35:58 24/05/2014
I'm at Drobot's house and he said Scratch is taking their relationship to the next step
I hear squeaking noises...
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#19 Posted: 14:39:51 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
into the bedroom..
- - - oh god... i'll be over there ASAP. anybody want anything! i'll get wrecker a happy meal.. i want one too! .... two happy meals. - - - *polar and jade are at college* Zap should be here by now.. i got a phone call from him, he;s going to wrecking ball's house because scratch and drobot are "doing something gross" WHAT!? |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#20 Posted: 14:43:56 24/05/2014
What toys are there now?
Guys we don't want to see anything nasty if they're doings something in there so we have to knock
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#21 Posted: 14:50:00 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*night shift punches down the door*
OH GOD!!! RUN!!! *night shift teleports away* now i want to suck on your- some person knocked down our door! |
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#22 Posted: 14:52:33 24/05/2014
Quick Wrecking Ball hide! *She disappears*
Oh poop...
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#23 Posted: 14:55:03 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
oh well...
*scratch begins to... i don't want to say it.* *zap runs in with mcdonalds stuff* who wants a happy meal... give me the box when you're done.. i'll need it. things will get messy.. EWWW! |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#24 Posted: 15:00:05 24/05/2014
What could be so bad about the step after kissing? *He looks in* She's crushing Drobot! She's gonna kill him! *He Disco Balls on Scratch*
NO WRECKING BALL!
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#25 Posted: 15:02:02 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
oh yes wrecking ball, show us your disco balls!
yes! NO! |
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#26 Posted: 15:05:21 24/05/2014
I only have one you monster! Get off Drobot!
Looks like I have to go in there and stop him *She walks in and pukes on Zap*
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#27 Posted: 15:07:15 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
OH GOD!
it feels good, now in both ends! |
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#28 Posted: 15:11:23 24/05/2014
How can I save him? I'll try remember what master Eon said... Oh yeah he said I had to film it! *Gets phone out and records*
STOP WRECKING *Pukes*
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#29 Posted: 15:12:45 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
oh boy, here it comes!
RUN!! |
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#30 Posted: 15:15:43 24/05/2014
Quick Wrecking Ball! *She grabs Wrecking Ball and runs*
I dropped my phone!
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#31 Posted: 15:18:08 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
guys, let's go eat our food.
*zap slides out and closes the door* |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#32 Posted: 15:19:44 24/05/2014
Why is the food all white?
Let's not eat that...
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#33 Posted: 15:21:00 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
let's go get more..
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#34 Posted: 15:25:41 24/05/2014
But Scratch's going to kill Drobot
She's not... I'll have to explain this to you after McDonalds...
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#35 Posted: 15:59:27 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*night shift is at mcdonalds with the others*
these new happy meals are creepy. |
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#36 Posted: 16:07:46 24/05/2014
These re cool!
These are freaky
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#37 Posted: 16:18:05 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
sorry guys, i have to go to college.
*zap goes* |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#38 Posted: 16:30:28 24/05/2014
I'm bored...
Sorry Wreckers but today you start school Say what?
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#39 Posted: 16:33:29 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
yes you do.
- - guys, sorry i'm late, drobot came all over my happy meal. (silence) zap, we're having an awesome party tonight. wanna come over? sure! we're inviting wrecking ball too. |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#40 Posted: 16:42:55 24/05/2014
When do I start?
Monday. NOOOOOO!
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#41 Posted: 16:45:16 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
why does my happy meal have EYES!??!?
*the box becomes happy, lord of the happy meal box creeps* |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#42 Posted: 16:54:49 24/05/2014
YAY! A MARIO TOY!
That happy meal is freaking me out
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#43 Posted: 18:00:29 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Happy: tough crowd, huh? well you awakened me from my rest on planet earth.. now i will summon my minions and rule skylands!
damnit! wrecking ball i'm gonna kill you! meanwhile at college - - - boooring... (bell rings) teacher: NOW GO TO YOUR DORM! *students leave* it's time for the party.. let's call wrecking ball! so what's happening at this party? well... SURPRISE! HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY ZAP! wow! for me? and to celebrate, we're all gonna get drunk. and i'm gonna try to lose my virginity. i like the sound of this.. |
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#44 Posted: 18:08:01 24/05/2014
What did I do?
Let's get out of here Wrecking Ball *The walk out* Night Shift's a loner...
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#45 Posted: 18:15:48 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
So what are you gonna do?
Happy: build an army and take over skylands, and become THE MOST POWERFUL THING EVER TO EXIST so...? Happy: kill him. (2 happy meal boxes come and kill night shift) OOC: when a character dies, you can choose another character to be. once a character is killed, they are placed on the dead list and cannot be used by anyone. |
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#46 Posted: 18:19:19 24/05/2014
OOC: Nice idea. Is the dead list going to be in post one?
Can we go find Zap? He's fun Fine, he said he was at college... *They go to Zap's college*
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#47 Posted: 18:24:59 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
OOC: dead list is in the 1st post.
*popthorn appears out of nowhere* hey wrecker! isn't it like 10:00 at night? meanwhile at college - - - okay, so it's just us, and wrecker? yes. *drinks beer* *jade is standing in the doorway in nothing but long socks* *wolf whistle* now that's hot. *drinks beer* i know right? jade, please stop. i know you're 21 and you want to do things, but please... no. well **** you then WHOA! the alcohol turned you into an awesome person! do you guys want to take turns? doing what? sexy stuff. I GET TO *censored talk of sucking on things* FIRST! |
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#48 Posted: 18:32:25 24/05/2014
It is? Bye guys I need to get to bed and quick! *He runs home*
I guess I'll go to Zap with you then... OOC: Can I have and ?
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#49 Posted: 18:33:03 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
OOC: sure
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#50 Posted: 19:49:49 24/05/2014
I was on the pooper all day today!
Oh, hi Shroomboom! *They get to the college* ZAP?
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