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Exculy, yes, I do like to ruin things

This story and the next story will take turns in posts.

This story will be...

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The next story will be...

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Soo? We're free to post.

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Soo? We're free to post.

Yes now you are although I am not happy with you.

D'aww, somebody isn't happy with me! *Hugs Alvira*

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D'aww, somebody isn't happy with me! *Hugs Alvira*

I hope you are not sarcastic.

*Is sarcastick anyways*

Vome Wars
Chapter 1 The Troll army

We are here and the portal is gone!
Who could have destroyed it?
We must ask Rufus through our communicators!
I have one but it is somewhere stinky...
Nevermind I have my own! Rufus?
Rufus: Eh... Yes Camo?
What happened to the portal?
Rufus: The Trolls destroyed it
Darn...
Guys I see trolls...
They are all around us!
Cluck: I am sure you see my Troll army! The very Troll army that will destroy you and The Sheep Mage! HAHAHAH!
That won't happen at all!
Cluck: You like me new upgraded suit?
No it sucks just like your last one!
Cluck: HAHAHH NO! Trolls get them!
AHAHAHH I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE! (He farts)
Ew!
I fart when I am scared
Cluck: Trolls retreat!
(They retreat)
You were scared!
No, I saved us!
By being scared

Chapter 2 Time stopping watch

I wonder what this thing does...
With all do respect Terrafin I suggest a more technology fit person holds this watch
Excuse me? I am smarter than you!
I found it so I should hold it and keep it safe
It was my idea to come here!
Back off!
(They all grab it and time stops)
Whoa!
Huh? What is going on?
It appears time has stopped while we are still mobile
I can see a baby falling to his death
Everyone has frozen but us! Fascinating...
At least he can save this floating baby from death! I'll get him to safe ground (Flies up)
Why can do anything we want! Let's steal Playstation 4's!
We cannot misuse this power! We must unfreeze time and take this back home
You suck so bad Spy Rise
I saved the baby!
Press the watch Terrafin
Okay (Presses)
(Time is flowing again)
Baby: Why am I saved? NOOOO! I needed to fall!
Mum: Okay baby time for the vegetables!
Bye bye baby!
Baby: You! I will end you!
I cannot understand that baby
Now we go home...

Omygosh LOL

Chapter 2 The Cyclops army

We should move on before anything else attacks us
Watch out for the spiky things
I feel a gust of wind
AWWW you farted! (Covers face) Sick!
Yes that and a real gust of wind
The wind is moving us in
It must be the...
Sheep Mage: THE SHEEP MAGE!
He is a giant sheep!
Sheep Mage: Sheep are amazing! Especially zombie sheep!
Zombie sheep? AHAHHAHAHA!
Zombies and Cyclops great
What do we do?
Quit farting!
Cyclops: EWW FALL BACK!
(The Cyclops run away)
The zombie sheep like it
I knew I wasn't the only would who thought it smelled nice!
Look the sheep is pulling us in!
Hang on to something!
(The zombie sheep are pulled in and eaten)
Sheep Mage: Darn I ate my zombie sheep... I'll be back once these are out of my body
I sure hope he doesn't turn to normal size when doing that...
We must carry on our journey and stop them both!

Chapter 3 The vault

Giants I bring to you the time stopping watch
This watch can stop time?
Yes Tree Rex
I'll show you how!
No Terrafin you won't
Why not?
You will most likely cause time to freeze and then misuse the power
That's ridiculous! I would never do such a thing!
How is it determine who is unfrozen?
We are unsure but we assume it is whoever is touching it...
We shall keep it save in our vault
As you wish...
(Later)
I need to get that watch! (He runs out of the Earth area and into the basement) The vault!
Hey what are you doing?
Nothing! Hey why are you here?
Uh... No reason!
Are you here for the watch too?
Yes I am... I don't know the password though
We can work together!
What could the password be?
How about Tree Rex? (Types) I guess not...
Maybe it's Spyro? (Types) Nope...
(Types) YES!
What was it?
Spyro sucks
Tree Rex definitely did that

Chapter 3 Cluck VS The Sheep Mage

We need to rest!
Your right it is getting dark
We need to get to a safe are first!
In that pirate ship! (He points to a broken pirate ship)
Good idea let's go!
(Hours later)
Cluck: We are back with gas masks! Now come out!
Trolls: Your gas won't stand a chance!
We are doomed!
Why?
I can't save us with gas now!
Stop farting then!
Maybe I am doing it just to annoy you!
Sheep Mage: I am back Skylanders and I have lost some weight an...
Cluck: YOU!
Sheep Mage: Cluck? The Skylanders are with you ambushing me? This ends now! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
We aren't with this bird brain
Sheep Mage: Lies all lies!
I suppose we fight in the middle of all this!
It seems so
All right listen up! We may not take them all down and they may take us down but they will never take our double XP!
They already did...
THEY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Chapter 4 Misusing the power

Now Countdown we both need to touch the watch together
Okay!
(They both touch it)
Stop!
(Time freezes)
Awesome!
Look at Tree Rex reaching out at us hahahaha
Can we go get the best cake in Skylands now?
The chocolate one that is giant? Hell yeah!
Let's go!
Maybe we should beat the crap out of Spy Rise for being a idiot
Why would we want to do that?
Because we can!
I won't let you!
Too bad (He touches the watch twice)
(Time resumes and stops)
Now I can go upstairs and find that nerd
(He goes upstairs to the tech rooms)
Why isn't he in bed? Where is he?
I'm here
How are you unfrozen?

Updated and changed map.

Chapter 4 Cluck

Cluck: My new upgraded suit can fast forward time and slow it down! For you!
AWW what?
We'll take down Cluck first!
Cluck: You puny brains cannot match my giant bird brain!
I can still make you eat my gas!
Cluck: While I was gone I modified my suit to protect myself from your gas!
I can still get your minions!
Cluck: They have come prepared with their masks too!
I'm not sure if that can stop him passing gas in their faces
Cluck: Enough of this Trolls go!
Finally we get action!
(The Skylanders slow down)
Oh...No...We...Are...Slow
Troll: Now cutting them down should be easy!
(The Trolls slow down and the Skylanders speed up)
Cluck: This blasted suit is broken!
We are incredibly fast!
I can wind up super quick!
Passing gas become 100% easier!
(They take down the Trolls)
Cluck: This cannot be happening!
Now we are fast enough to beat you!
(They all attack him and his mask falls off)
Cluck: Please I beg of you!
FAAAAAAAAAAART!
(Cluck passes out)
We did it!
Now we take down The Sheep Mage

Chapter 5 A second watch

I have a second watch and when I hold it I cannot be frozen in time!
I'll make you drop it!
Give it your best shot!
(Terrafin goes for a punch)
Nope! (He moves and jumps on the ceiling)
Come down you weakling!
I won't come down but my laser will!
(His laser starts destroying the floor)
Keep that thing away and fight me with your fists
(Spy Rise presses his watch)
Hey what's going on?
(Terrafin presses his watch)
Give up you can't stop me!
Oh yeah? (He returns to ground level and shoots him with his target laser)
(Terrafin's watch flies up in the air and Spy Rise resumes time and throws his watch and shoots them both, destroying them)
NO!
Looks like you are going to Skylanders jail for a week or something!
How dare you do this!
Do what?
Steal the watch and stop time!
I see no proof!
I destroyed the watches completely...
I guess we have no proof...
That means I am free!
Hey you tricked me!
No proof!
Yeah but... AHAHAHAH (He walks away)

Chapter 5 The Sheep Mage

The Sheep Mage: AHHAHAH That weakling Cluck couldn't take a fart!
Neither can you! (He farts is his face)
The Sheep Mage: I like farts just like zombie sheeeeeeeeeeep!
Gosh darn it!
You can't fart to win this time! We must use strategy!
Cyclops: You won't stop us we have one this war now that Cluck is defeated!
We are in the middle and this war will have no winner!
The Sheep Mage: GIANT SHEEP FORM! (He transforms into a giant sheep)
I'm afraid I'll have to use my...
You don't mean...
My wow-pow
It is too risky
You all get to a safe spot then I will use my pumpkin fire crackers
(They hide)
Fire crackers! (He uses his wow-pow)
Cyclops: AHAHAH TOO MUCH PUMPKINS!
The Sheep Mage: GAAAAAAAAAH!
(They are defeated)
ALL RIGHT!
What should we do with them?
We can put them in prison!
That wouldn't work they will break out
We can take the suit and staff away
They can share a cell with Stink Bomb's farts
AWESOME!

There won't be a April Fools story this year. The next story is a alternate universe were Kaos rules Skylanders and Wrecking Ball has to find all of his friends. Some have to work for Kaos or they are tortured by Kaos. Some have even been killed. Eon... Well you'll see.

What if Kaos won?
Chapter 1 Lord Kaos

HAHAHAHAHH!
Glumshanks: Lord Kaos I am hungry may I have some bread please?
Glumshanks you are the least evil butler ever you don't say please!
Glumshanks: Lord Kaos can I have some bread?
No! HAHAHHAHA and if you keep annoying me you can spend the rest of your days rotting in a prison cell with all of those other pathetic Skylanders!
Glumshanks: Yes, Lord Kaos...
(Later)
Hey there my best friend Spyro!
Please stop
Stop being your best friend? Okay! Now I torture you
(He grabs a electrical staff and stabs Spyro with it)
(Spyro screams)
This is just too good HAHAHHHA
(The process continues)
(Meanwhile)
I need to be careful around this place, the core of light have been destroyed once again and we are set for 1,000,000 years of darkness... Eon is dead and the rest of the of good guys are in prison well except for the Weapon Master who is Kaos defence mechanism and me I am a outlaw on the run
(Wrecking Ball walks into a bar with a cowboy hat on)
Mabu Bartender: Hey can I get ya anything to drink?
I would like some apple juice please!
Mabu: Did you just say please?
Mabu 2: And apple juice?
Uhhh
Mabu Bartender: This little twerp is on the outlawed list!
Mabu: This little midget ball of chub? Guys we're gonna be rich!
I warn you not to underestimate my power!
Mabu 2: HAHAHHA! POWER?
Fine, you asked for this! (He eats the a Mabu)
Mabu 2: Uhhh (He runs away)
Where's my drink?
Mabu Bartender: Only Kaos can have apple juice
WHAT! THAT DWARF IS DEAD! (He destroys the bar and rolls out)
Mabu 2: I wouldn't mess with that kid
I forgot something (He poops out the Mabu) Bye!

LOL! OMYGOD LOL!

Chapter 2 On the run

I can't take the midget on alone... I need help
(Meanwhile)
Mabu Bartender: Guys we can't let that super powerful monster be on the loose
Mabu: Call the popo!
Mabu Bartender: Hey, police we have a outlaw outside the Skylands bar... Which one? The scariest one of 'em all
I'm gonna find some more Skylanders
Police Troll: You are under arrest
Oh no! It's the popo!
(Dozens of machines fly down with stun rays)
Police Troll: They said this was the scariest one... Send the machines back! We'll handle this
Big mistake!
Police Troll: Go trolls!
(Wrecking Ball rolls of all over them)
You got wrecked!
Police Troll: Bring the machines back!
(They fly back)
Police Troll: Stun him!
AHAHAHAHH! (he runs)
Police Troll: Keep firing!
Oh no a dark alley!
Police Troll: Your time is up you criminal!
MY TIME IS NOW! (He eats a machine and does a super burp destroying another machine)
Police Troll: Use the stun rays!
(The stun rays hit Wrecking Ball)
Uahhh
Police Troll: Lord Kaos will be most impressed

Chapter 3 Imprisonment

Police Troll: Master, we have captured the outlaw Wrecking Ball
Excellent, send him to jail
Police Troll: Yes sir
(Wrecking Ball is taken to jail)
What are you waiting for?
Police Troll: I was thinking that we could get some kind of reward my lord
Your reward is that I won't kill you now, run along
Police Troll: Yes my master
(Later)
???: Wake up, wake up Wrecking Ball!
Huh? What?
Wrecking Ball you are awake!
Grilla... Drilla?
I see why you are confused... Kaos made then take all our legs and burn them in a fiery pit
This blood is so nice!
Stop drinking the blood of Stink Bomb
But it is so good!
Stink Bomb has been farting since his death
Why aren't his legs gone?
They didn't want to take his legs as punishment to us so we have to smell his farts all the time
Yuck! We need to get out of here now!
Don't you think we have tried?
Of we can somehow get out and save the rest of us we can beat Kaos!
Too many of us are already dead
Well, all we can do is try

Chapter 4 A rebellion

There has to be a way out!
I would drill my way out if I could
Yes!
What?
We can fit the the bars!
Wow, we can?
How did we not notice?
Because in TV shows the main characters never notice this because they are idiots
Let's go!
(They all slide through the bars)
Troll: Hey!
(Wrecking Ball Disco ball's him)
The other prison cells!
Help us!
(They break everyone free)
There's only thirteen of us
We are being slowly executed
Stealth Elf, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and the rest are either dead or wanted
Spyro was taken somewhere to be tortured
Then we must save him first
To the castle basement! I can't blow it up though
Let's go!
You lived? Aww...

Chapter 5 Death

Spyro we are here to save you!
Get out of here!
Why?
Kaos comes down at 1PM everyday to beat me
We aren't leaving you!
(Wrecking Ball breaks the chains with his giant teeth)
I am glad I can switch these on and off
So hungry
How long can you live without food?
2 weeks
Whoa! I need food at least every hour
WHAT? YOU HAVE ALL ESCAPED DOOM?
Stone
Troll army!
(The Trolls surround the Skylanders)
Set guns to kill!
Fight with all you have!
(Grilla, Free and Night are killed)
No we cannot win!
(The other 6 die)
AAHHAHAH! (He dies)
Guys we have lost
Ughh (He dies)
Straight to the... (He dies)
2 weeks... (He dies)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (He throws his tongues towards Kaos but is killed before it hits)
Well done now Skylands is mine
Troll: What of the bodies?
Burn them all except Spyro's which I want in my room and... (He is killed)
Glumshanks: NOW! SKYLANDS BELONGS TO ME!
Troll: Yes sir..

New Story-15th April.

A big mistake.

looool

A big mistake
Chapter 1 Leave me alone

Beach trolls are everywhere!
This is our beach no yours!
I keep sucking up sea shells and they are blocking up my vacuum gun
Why not shoot them out?
Oh, very well then (He starts shooting sea shells at trolls)
Too many... We are gonna have to retreat! Fall back!
(They all run away)
Beach Troll: Hahahah we have those Skylanders on the run! Ugha... (He falls to the ground)
Beach Troll Blaster: What the?
(Trap Shadow appears)
Beach Troll Blaster: Everyone run!
(Trap Shadow scratches his face and destroys all the other Beach trolls)
I'm glad you are on our side
Nice work Trap Shadow!
(Trap Shadow walks on)
Why isn't he talking?
He doesn't talk very much
I guess we report this successful mission back to the other Skylanders
(Back home)
I see that you did most of the work... Good job Trap Shadow
I didn't even try (He walks on)
Hey look it's mister Trap Shadow the guy who beat a army of beach trolls
My and Thumpback beat a army of arkeyans, have you?
Aww not talking? Then keep walking weakling
(Thumpback places he foot out and Trap Shadow trips)
Whoops! Watch where you are walking hahah
(They walk away)

Chapter 2 Fried Whale

Good night Eye-Brawl
Good night Thumpback
(They go to bed)
Ugh I can't sleep it is too warm
(Later)
Eye-Brawl can I sleep in bed with you tonight?
No...
I thought we were best buddies
We are but not that much
It is too warm in my bed...
I don't care
Poop
(Later)
I guess I'll just get back into bed...
(The bed breaks and he falls into a giant microwave)
AHAHAHAH HELP!
(Trap Shadow appears in front of him)
Please get me out
(Trap Shadow turns it on full and sets the time for three hours)
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chapter 3 Can anything prevent this?

(In the morning)
What happened to my buddy?
He was fried inside a microwave
Is he?
Nah he survived somehow but he does have burns all over his body
Who did this to him?
I don't know but I wouldn't want to be on their bad side
Trap Shadow...
Trap Shadow?
We should have left him alone
How can I stop something like his happening to me?
Say you apologise to him
I'll try find him
(Later)
Trap Shadow?
Eye-Brawl...
Look, I am sorry for what I did yesterday but please don't hurt me
That is all I really wanted to hear
Really?
Of course not
What are you going to do to me?
Not much maybe I just eat you Eye
Leave me alone, take Brawl instead
Brawl gets to leave but not you Eye
Protect me Brawl!
(Brawl makes Eye detach)
I hate you Brawl
(Eye is stabbed)

New story on 24th April.

I noticed the cartoon jail bar thing too

Skylanders Trap Team
Chapter 1 The reveal

(After watching the reveal)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M BACK!
What? Where we you in this?
I can be seen on the table when that kid pulls up the cloth
I am back once again!
Even though I wasn't in this I'll be back I know it
Looks like I am back!
Yeah me too also Jet-Vac and Trigger Happy
Just because you were in the trailer that doesn't mean you are coming back!
I hope I come back I need a Series 3
I need a Series 2!
That Food Fight guy is a total rip off of me and Pop Fizz...
Snap Shot is awesome!
Chopper is amazing! He can fly with a helicopter... I wish I could do that

Poor Bash...

My new avatar means: RETURN THE FOURTH SKYLANDER I EVER BOUGHT

Chapter 2 We need to return

Guys this is our time!
Yeah!
We need to be reposed so people can buy us!
Yeah!
We are sick of waiting!
Yeah!
Giants and Swap Force disappointed us!
Yeah!
Now us five need new toys!
Camo, Warnado and Wham-Shell got new toys and we want them too!
This is our year! Toys For Bob need to make the right decision when they didn't have the chance in Swap Force
Yes and we all must have epic wow-pows!
I'd have something that would BLOW IT UP!
I'd have a super teleport!
I'd have a giant trip wire that explodes
I'd have explosive boomerangs
I'd have a giant ghost party where I eat the undead ghost and then I can to super biting damage

Interesting...... If they dont return make them feel betrayed and turn evil and defeat everyone who made it as a series 4 just series 4

Chapter 3 What the fudge is this?

This game look awful! They are almost as tall as us, what the fudge?
They suck we Swap Force are awesome and now they could up with these guys?
They're even worse than you Swap Force
Hold on buddy you and them are way worse than us
Wash Buckler is exactly right!
You must be super derpy to think that we are incredibly tall and have loads of health!
We can swap with each other and then unleash our two powers together!
And you guys are not even stronger than a lot of regular Skylanders
Well, Stink Bomb over there is super weak
Yeah, that's true
Hey! Okay it's true
Let's all agree they suck and that we both have minor flaws compared to them

Do you not like Stink bomb ?
Hes average

Quote: Iganagor

Do you not like Stink bomb ?
Hes average

He just seems weak. He attacks are all so underpowered.
He can only throw one star at a time and that means we can't hit multiple enemies that good.
His second attack is just awful.
His third attack isn't fast enough and isn't as strong as it should have been.

Do you have trap shadow, i am wondering what he is like, i like the look of him

Quote: Iganagor

Do you have trap shadow, i am wondering what he is like, i like the look of him

He's good. Definitely the better Sneak guy.

He has some bad sides though.

You can only have one trap active at a time.
His claws are okay but not good for multiple enemies.

I have a review of him on my guestbook. Check it out if you like.

Quote: wreckingballbob

Quote: Iganagor

Do you have trap shadow, i am wondering what he is like, i like the look of him

He's good. Definitely the better Sneak guy.

He has some bad sides though.

You can only have one trap active at a time.
His claws are okay but not good for multiple enemies.

I have a review of him on my guestbook. Check it out if you like.

Nice review, I think Trap Shadow is in the Good/Very Good Tier by the looks of it

New story for May 1st!

What if Spyro never joined the Skylanders?

What if Sprocket never joined the Skylanders ?

Quote: Iganagor

What if Sprocket never joined the Skylanders ?

I'd skip around happy.

Lol Same

Now What would happen if Wrecking Ball never joined the Skylander ???

EDIT: Story ?

Quote: Iganagor

Now What would happen if Wrecking Ball never joined the Skylander ???

EDIT: Story ?

Sorry dude I forgot.

I'll do two today instead.

What if Spyro never joined the Skylanders?
Chapter 1 The Stupidity

Is it ready?
Yes, Spyro
Good we'll test it before anyone else can mess with it
(Outside)
Very nice this looks very nice...
Get in there Spyro! You can launch and then fly!
Okay!
Leave me alone Shroomboom and don't wanna play now!
Hey, get away from the cannon!
AAHHAHAAHHA (His tail sets off the cannon
Okay I'm going in and don't set it off 'till I'm ready
Spyro, Hot Dog already set it off!
WHAT? I'm not readddddddddddddddddddddddddy (He is launched unprepared)
Disco Ball! (He destroys the cannon) Whoops...
You three are in big trouble!
It's just a derpy cannon just build a new one
We can't just build a new one this was expensive
Aren't we rich? We are Skylanders after all
It must be a crappy cannon since it broke so easy
SPYRO SPYRO!
(Later)
Spyro are you okay?
Do I look okay? NO!
What happened?
I smashed my face on a wall and crushed me left wing
Ouch, that was Shroomboom's fault
No it was Hot Dogs!
Someone else we have to test the cannon and don't let these three morons near it
Well, that's the thing... Wrecking Ball already broke it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU THREE ARE FUDGING IDIOTS!
Run away!
(They all run away)

Lol Lol Lol Lol
: whats an idiot ?
: something to do with fudge
: mmmmmm fudge....