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fishing logic [CLOSED]
goldenrushducks Yellow Sparx Gems: 1572
#1 Posted: 02:15:32 11/04/2014 | Topic Creator
You know what happens when you go catch and release fish?
You catch a fish.
You know what happens when you catch a fish?
You throw it back in.
You know what happens when you throw it back in?
It make a splash.
You know where that splash goes?
On your clothes.
You know what happens when it gets on your clothes?
You put it in the dryer.
You know what happens when you put it in the dryer?
It explodes.
You know what happens when it explodes?
You all die.
You know what happens when you die?
You go to heaven.
You know what happens when you go to heaven?
People are already there.
You know what happens when people are there?
you party
Party time!!!!!
the end
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#2 Posted: 02:34:59 11/04/2014
I don't understand this or it's humor. But maybe I'm just an uncultured swine, so, there ya go.
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Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#3 Posted: 02:41:45 11/04/2014
Is this a reference to something
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7325
#4 Posted: 02:44:06 11/04/2014
Unless your fish is a crappy fish, ya keep it. It's meat and it's good fried. I will eat my weight in fried catfish if you allowed me to and could catch enough
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#5 Posted: 07:29:56 11/04/2014
I lost ya at the exploding part.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#6 Posted: 15:36:53 11/04/2014
I dunno..how could your clothes explode in the dryer? smilie I just can't figure that out..
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231
#7 Posted: 15:44:48 11/04/2014
Actually, you would put your clothes in the washing machine first, then the dryer smilie
And what are the odds of your dryer exploding? And I mean actually exploding and killing everyone in your home? xD
goldenrushducks Yellow Sparx Gems: 1572
#8 Posted: 20:19:33 11/04/2014 | Topic Creator
tough crowd. smilie
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#9 Posted: 23:06:27 11/04/2014
was this needed.
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LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760
#10 Posted: 23:22:36 11/04/2014
Quote: thumper
I dunno..how could your clothes explode in the dryer? smilie I just can't figure that out..

Your dryer is a microwave.
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goldenrushducks Yellow Sparx Gems: 1572
#11 Posted: 00:51:19 12/04/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
was this needed.



yes, thank you for noticing.
gentlemen
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#12 Posted: 00:55:48 12/04/2014
Quote: LegoLander
Quote: thumper
I dunno..how could your clothes explode in the dryer? smilie I just can't figure that out..

Your dryer is a microwave.


umm no it's not. you don't put clothes in the microwave smilie
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#13 Posted: 00:57:53 12/04/2014
Quote: Ezio
Unless your fish is a crappy fish, ya keep it. It's meat and it's good fried. I will eat my weight in fried catfish if you allowed me to and could catch enough

With this avatar! smilie

Quote: goldenrushducks
tough crowd. smilie

No kiddin. smilie
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