darkSpyro

this thread is the battleground for my intense battle against coocie

fIGHT CLUB PRESIDENT REPORTING UR GOIN DOWN PUNK

i will eat you alive and spit your fedora in the trash

thats where i keep your records

JOKES ON U I DON'T EVEN WEAR A FEDORA

YOU DO NOW

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST THING TO EVER CROSS THE EARTH

WHATS YOUR EMAIL??
DUMBDUMB@LOSER.COM

I BET YOU DONT EVEN
I BET
YOUR KILL DEATH RATIO IS LIKE
YOU KNOW
WHATEVER

don't u mean SUPERDUMBLOSER@I'MSOLAME.COM

Quote: Coocie2

JOKES ON U I DON'T EVEN WEAR A FEDORA

I have proof you did.

Quote: Rendar

Quote: Coocie2

JOKES ON U I DON'T EVEN WEAR A FEDORA

I have proof you did.

EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS SAY NO THAT IS NOT MY FEDORA

i will leave but a bloody impression of you in the bitter winter tundra

i will leave u frozen in the 500 year winter

- - -

UR ALL GOING DOWN

BARO SPYRO AND SONIC GO AWAY GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS OUR FIGHT

AND I AM WINNING CAUSE THEY ARE ALL WIMPY NERDs

OMG OMG OMG, I AM SO EXCITE FOR THIS FIGHT! GO FOR THE JUGULAR!

WAKA I WILL CRUSH YOU

you look like yuo should be running a puzzle store at the mall you unsightly ham human

i'll have you know that i am the best at solving 1000 piece puzzles

MY FISTS ARE SO ROCK HARD THAT GOD THOUGHT I WAS A SIN AND STRUCK ME DOWN WITH LIGHTNING

AND YOURE ABOUT TO FEEL THE THUNDER

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

u look like a professional bowler found a harmonica in the trash and decided to start a band with a bunch of feral children

coocie is a terrible woman and doesnt realize she's battling a warrior who posseses god's courage and the strength of a small ape

I REALIZE I'M BATTLING A WARRIOR WHO IS MUCH LESS OF A WARRIOR THAN I

I once beat a helpless pig to a pulp, albeit the pig was already dead and was a piece of pork on my plate, REGARDLESS, I AM A MEAN MACHINE WITH EVIL SCHEMES TO BREAK YOUR DREAMS!

I have seen hell. I have walked through it and never did it wear down my warrior spirit

LET US SEE WHO IS THE GREATEST WARRIOR

before you antagonize me on darkSpyro it would serve you well to remind yourself that Frieza was killed by his own attack

one time i fist fighted a man with my arms tied behind me back and my legs tied to stones under water and i used my head to drill through his skull
to this day i keep his brain in a jar as a reminder that i am a powerful woman who is part drill
genetically part drill
my father was a drill and my mother really enjoyed that
he sure drilled through his way into her heart

"my father was a drill and my mother really enjoyed that"

i bet she really enjoyed that
;o ;o ;o ;o

Once I put on some socks, and they didn't match....But I wore them anyways!

let me tell you another story one time i fought this person wearing eyeliner so powerful they formed arms and punched me until i was bleeding from my nose
so i pulled out my super deluxe kingom hearts sword because kingdom hearts is the best game ever better than ocarina of time and i slayed her
slayed
slayer
i am the slayer
that was my name tag at burger king when i worked there

explain to me why you show NO passion for battle?

I will fight for you until your heart stops beating…can I have some of your popcorn?

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Coocie is alive? I thought she died 2000 years ago?

I HAVE LAYED DORMANT.

Quote: wakapro77

let me tell you another story one time i fought this person wearing eyeliner so powerful they formed arms and punched me until i was bleeding from my nose
so i pulled out my super deluxe kingom hearts sword because kingdom hearts is the best game ever better than ocarina of time and i slayed her
slayed
slayer
i am the slayer
that was my name tag at burger king when i worked there

have you learned to master the perfect eyeliner?
eyeliner so sharp that it cuts open the hearts of men?
EYELINER SO POWERFUL THAT IT TEARS THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE

let me tell you this
its okay to be a brony

i dropkicked a priest and eluded security in the bathroom

i asked security for the tape of me dropkickin that priest but they are being very withholding and cruel

so you don't have tape of you dropkickin the priest?? ):

i did not burn down Raj's house

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Coocie2

I HAVE LAYED DORMANT.

Ah, I see. Then allow me to welcome you back to this world, your Grace. *bows*

WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS OCARINA OF TIME??? YOU THINK THIS GERALD SAMSON TIME??

SCREW YOUR OCARINA
YOU WANNA PLAY WITH THE BIG KIDS

YOU WANNA PLAY WITH JOHN CENA???

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Coocie2

I HAVE LAYED DORMANT.

Ah, I see. Then allow me to welcome you back to this world, your Grace. *bows*

yes good bow down to me
uwu

Quote: Coocie2

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Coocie2

I HAVE LAYED DORMANT.

Ah, I see. Then allow me to welcome you back to this world, your Grace. *bows*

yes good bow down to me
uwu

We are not a Monarchy, I shall bow to no one!

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Coocie2

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Ah, I see. Then allow me to welcome you back to this world, your Grace. *bows*

yes good bow down to me
uwu

We are not a Monarchy, I shall bow to no one!

EXCUSE YOU I AM THE RULER OF THIS MONARCHY.

you have no idea who youre messing with i have pummeled men whos power is sevenfold yours i have burned down a ****ing hou