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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#1 Posted: 07:39:00 03/03/2014 | Topic Creator
That awkward moment when you have a boner and your brother is looking right at you.
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#2 Posted: 09:13:42 03/03/2014
Why do you feel the need to share this with us? ;>.<
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Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#3 Posted: 09:22:59 03/03/2014
I have never had that problem, because I do not have a dick. Or a brother.
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DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#4 Posted: 14:47:23 03/03/2014
Oh come on, that can be covered.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#5 Posted: 18:56:18 03/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Well, I meant for this to just be a topic of you guys posting awkward moments.

Also, DZ, it's kind of hard when you're wearing pajamas.
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#hu
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#6 Posted: 19:50:19 03/03/2014
Well, never next to my brother but I do have them in awkward times.

I have to say that you can't pee with one and no more details after that.
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5.7.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#7 Posted: 21:21:16 03/03/2014
That awkward moment when you think you're talking to someone behind you, but when you turn around, they're not there anymore.
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Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#8 Posted: 21:22:06 03/03/2014
That awkward moment when I almost got myself into another conversation about dicks. On a spyro forum...
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#9 Posted: 23:07:16 03/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: awesomerockets
That awkward moment when you think you're talking to someone behind you, but when you turn around, they're not there anymore.

smilie I feel ya.
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#hu
weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220
#10 Posted: 23:08:22 03/03/2014
^That so much.
Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#11 Posted: 23:15:38 03/03/2014
This looks like a lovely to-

o.o

I think I'm on the wrong side of DS again o.o

*slowly backs away*
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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#12 Posted: 23:22:21 03/03/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie I was tired, and my mind wanted to make this, so, voila! smilie
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#hu
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#13 Posted: 23:33:02 03/03/2014
That moment when you're talking about anal fisting (don't ask) and you make a drug reference, then I say, Would you do that with your dog, and some random guy says he'll do it with anybody, meaning drugs.

Yeah, my friends are messed.
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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#14 Posted: 23:35:18 03/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Hehe, my ex-friends were worst. smilie
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#15 Posted: 23:51:53 03/03/2014
What the hell is it with Darkspyro and guy's genitals?!
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9376
#16 Posted: 23:59:54 03/03/2014
Quote: DragonCamo
What the hell is it with Darkspyro and guy's genitals?!



It's not out of the closet yet.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#17 Posted: 00:10:22 04/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: DragonCamo
What the hell is it with Darkspyro and guy's genitals?!



It's not out of the closet yet.



It's so deep in the closet, it's finding Christmas presents
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18 Posted: 01:43:59 04/03/2014
god
i freaking hate boners

I GET THEM ALL THE TIME UGH
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#19 Posted: 01:45:13 04/03/2014
Boners can happen for no reason at all, bro.
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8489
#20 Posted: 01:53:29 04/03/2014
Quote: Metallo
Boners can happen for no reason at all, bro.



And those are the worst ones.
Gohdan Green Sparx Gems: 289
#21 Posted: 02:07:28 04/03/2014
Quote: spyro and sonic
Quote: Metallo
Boners can happen for no reason at all, bro.



And those are the worst ones.


Mornings....smilie
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9376
#22 Posted: 02:11:33 04/03/2014
Quote: Gohdan
Quote: spyro and sonic
Quote: Metallo
Boners can happen for no reason at all, bro.



And those are the worst ones.


Mornings....>_<



Sometimes I get morning wood in the afternoon.
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Gohdan Green Sparx Gems: 289
#23 Posted: 02:13:24 04/03/2014
That awkward moment when you really have to pee but you get one.................
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#24 Posted: 03:17:35 04/03/2014
Quote: Gohdan
That awkward moment when you really have to pee but you get one.................



I made a topic about that once.
It pretty much got turned into a sex hotline and was completely deleted about something stupid joerox said. That boy's sex drive is off the roof.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#25 Posted: 03:31:30 04/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gohdan
That awkward moment when you really have to pee but you get one.................

I feel ya.

Now, can we have awkward movements not related to male genitals?
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#hu
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Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9728
#26 Posted: 03:45:24 04/03/2014
That awkward moment when you injure yourself, and it only starts hurting several hours later.

IDK, I'm tired.
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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#27 Posted: 03:51:13 04/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Yeah, I've felt that before.

That awkward moment when you are ice skating, and you practically fall all over one of your girl-friends.
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#hu
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 03:57:12 04/03/2014
That awkward moment when you get one in your pajamas and it pops out the hole in the center when you don't want it to.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#29 Posted: 04:01:17 04/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Naughty Zap. I said no more binder awkward moments. *squirts with water*
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#hu
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8489
#30 Posted: 04:07:43 04/03/2014
Whoa man, tmi.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#31 Posted: 09:13:38 04/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Gohdan
Quote: spyro and sonic



And those are the worst ones.


Mornings....smilie



Sometimes I get morning wood in the afternoon.


whut?
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Spyroboy Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12996
#32 Posted: 11:58:57 04/03/2014
I just dig a hole for it and role over. Problem solved.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#33 Posted: 15:41:00 04/03/2014
Quote: Gohdan
Quote: spyro and sonic
Quote: Metallo
Boners can happen for no reason at all, bro.



And those are the worst ones.


Mornings....smilie


those happen so you don't wet the bed

just kidding it's really because of the morning wood fairy
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#34 Posted: 19:06:37 04/03/2014
Quote: ZapNorris
god
i freaking hate boners

I GET THEM ALL THE TIME UGH



Same here.
That awkward moment when you get them in your parents room.
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5.7.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#35 Posted: 21:11:27 04/03/2014
That awkward moment when you enter a topic about boners on smilie.
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VespiDragon8 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7111
#36 Posted: 00:04:06 05/03/2014
That awkward moment when your family look at what are you doing on the computer / laptop / phone or some other device.
That awkward moment when one leave his / her user session open, or the phone for a moment & when one come back, someone is spying on private things.

Well, just wanted to say other examples of awkward moments.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#37 Posted: 00:07:09 05/03/2014
my entire life is a series of awkward moments :V
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#38 Posted: 00:08:05 05/03/2014
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Gohdan
Quote: spyro and sonic



And those are the worst ones.


Mornings....>_<


just kidding it's really because of the morning wood fairy



Mmmmm
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4341
#39 Posted: 01:08:00 05/03/2014
I want a full on explanation about why you guys think boners are so bad AND why you non-stop talk about it when the word 'boner' is even brought up. because geez guys.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#40 Posted: 01:09:39 05/03/2014
that moment when your crotch hair sticks to your boner
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#41 Posted: 02:32:54 05/03/2014
Quote: wakapro77
I want a full on explanation about why you guys think boners are so bad AND why you non-stop talk about it when the word 'boner' is even brought up. because geez guys.


Because they're incredibly uncomfortable in jeans and when you look at someone they usually don't have one. Most teenage guys can talk about it very comfortably for some reason.

Quote: ZapNorris
that moment when your crotch hair sticks to your boner


wtf
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9376
#42 Posted: 02:56:13 05/03/2014
I hate when my penis gets sweaty and sticks to my leg right before I pee without knowing.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#43 Posted: 03:05:55 05/03/2014
I think it's time for me to leave....

[User Posted Image]
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#44 Posted: 04:20:03 05/03/2014
Quote: awesomerockets
I think it's time for me to leave....

[User Posted Image]



^this
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#45 Posted: 05:02:22 05/03/2014
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The awkward moment you realize that Espurr is cuter then Meowstic
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#46 Posted: 05:03:02 05/03/2014
how bout them periods
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9728
#47 Posted: 12:12:19 05/03/2014
That awkward moment when you try to make a legit thread and it gets taken over by dick comments.
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#48 Posted: 13:43:24 05/03/2014
Quote: Rickorio
Well, I meant for this to just be a topic of you guys posting awkward moments.

Also, DZ, it's kind of hard when you're wearing pajamas.


Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#49 Posted: 16:11:31 05/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
I hate when my penis gets sweaty and sticks to my leg right before I pee without knowing.


geezus, how sweaty do you have to be for that to happen? o~o
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