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This is my school [CLOSED]
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#1 Posted: 00:51:21 01/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Black guy #1: You sucky at basketball
Black guy #2: YOU UGLY!

True story.
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Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#2 Posted: 00:52:23 01/03/2014
Some people's conversations just make absolutely no sense

(My school)
Kid #1: shout out to my fingers I can always count on them
Kid #2: oh wait oh wait oh wait....get out
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:01:31 01/03/2014 by Ninpire
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9419
#3 Posted: 00:58:47 01/03/2014
You're GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#4 Posted: 01:32:21 01/03/2014
"Think you'll get a promotion after what happened last night?"
"Of course."
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9419
#5 Posted: 02:01:47 01/03/2014
Some guy: My girlfriend sucked my dick and said it was salty.
Popular girl: HI STEVEN(me)!!!!!!
Some boy: I want to **** her in the halls.
Some boy: gayyyyyyyyyyyy
Some girl: What does abstinence mean?
Some short 7th grader: *insert imitation of female orgasm here*
Some short 7th grader with flamboyant hair: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T ****ING CATCH AND THROW A TEATHERBALL!!!
Mexican kid: Is it it because I'm Mexican?!
Popular boy: I cought him and my hands landed on his dick and felt a small penis.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
LevanJess Emerald Sparx Gems: 3526
#6 Posted: 02:16:35 01/03/2014
Spoiled girl: *texting on expensive looking iphone in middle of class*
Spoiled girl's mother (art teacher last year): "honey put your phone away"
Spoiled girl: "OMG LIKE NO THIS IS MY PHONE (THAT YOU PAY FOR)" "UGH I ****ING HATE MY MOM SHE CAN GO DIE" (last part is not exaggerated she actually said that today in biology)
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but i love it all smooth
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:17:30 01/03/2014 by LevanJess
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#7 Posted: 02:26:34 01/03/2014
Are you seriously trying to judge people on their social interaction?


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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#8 Posted: 03:20:18 01/03/2014
Well back in Elementary school, 80% of conversations went like this:

Guy 1: Yo G, what the **** you doin'
Guy 2: I'm wor-
Guy 1: DJOL!
Guy 2: *shuts up*
Everyone: OOOOOOH
God I hated elementary school >.>
robbiepayne97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1904
#9 Posted: 19:42:00 01/03/2014
This is how most of the convos go in class at my school

Person 1: I'm only 12!
Person 2: Yeah, he's only 12!
Person 1: This is hard on a 12 year-old's mind!
Teacher: You're only 12?
Person 1: Yeah! I was born on December 22, 2001!
Teacher: I'm going to pull your name up
Person 1: I'm telling you I'm only 12!
Teacher: *pulls name up* You're not 12! You were born on December 22, 1997!
Person 1: I'm still 12!
Teacher: Ok. Let's focus on class now.

He's only a month younger than me! And he says he's only 12. Weird convos at my school.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:44:48 01/03/2014 by robbiepayne97
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#10 Posted: 19:47:49 01/03/2014
Here is what happened one day before PE in the guys changing room.

*We all walk in*

One guy really needs to pee and has a boner.

'Ha,boner!'some guy shouts.

'GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!'lots of people.

Oh teens.
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ!
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Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#11 Posted: 20:38:06 01/03/2014
Quote: Spyrobaro
MY SCHOOL (ordered by my classes):

bagel kid: i drove through town on my bike during the snowstorm last week
some kid: get in that house and make me a sandwich woman
other kid: THE ASIANS ARE GOING TO NUKE US
math teacher: ok i did this and it's easy so you should do fine
*fearful lunch murmur* *cheerful screech* *girls loudly singing happy birthday to someone while the whole lunchroom gets dead silent*
that one kid who moved here from texas: what's a thermometer
kid: hey skylar are you in love with {REDACTED}????????????? (; are you two dating

my school is incredibly surreal and this doesn't even say anything about it

you'd have to be there i guess



At my sixth form's secondary school there was a kid who ****ed a bagel. He was called bagel from that day onwards.
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#12 Posted: 20:53:04 01/03/2014
Quote: Ice Dragoness
Quote: Spyrobaro
MY SCHOOL (ordered by my classes):

bagel kid: i drove through town on my bike during the snowstorm last week
some kid: get in that house and make me a sandwich woman
other kid: THE ASIANS ARE GOING TO NUKE US
math teacher: ok i did this and it's easy so you should do fine
*fearful lunch murmur* *cheerful screech* *girls loudly singing happy birthday to someone while the whole lunchroom gets dead silent*
that one kid who moved here from texas: what's a thermometer
kid: hey skylar are you in love with {REDACTED}????????????? (; are you two dating

my school is incredibly surreal and this doesn't even say anything about it

you'd have to be there i guess



At my sixth form's secondary school there was a kid who ****ed a bagel. He was called bagel from that day onwards.


What the fudge?
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#13 Posted: 21:01:02 01/03/2014
Gay dudes friend: Hey my friend likes you
Me: Gay
Gay dude: I no u r
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My life is complete.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9419
#14 Posted: 22:05:42 01/03/2014
Quote: MagicFizz
Gay dudes friend: Hey my friend likes you
Me: Gay
Gay dude: I no u r



Are you trying to make him look like a homophobe because it just reflected back at you. >_>
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#15 Posted: 22:27:17 01/03/2014
Some popular dude: And then she grabbed my dick and sucked it!

*whole class laughs + teacher*
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My life is complete.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#16 Posted: 22:29:37 01/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Another one.

Guy #1: I like Spyro!
Guy #2: Ha! GAAAAAYYYYY!
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#hu
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#17 Posted: 22:33:03 01/03/2014
Some medium-popularish guy: I won a hoola hopping contest

All other boys: GAYYYYY

Some medium-popularish guy: I am happy I know

*Some medium-popularish guy gets bullied*
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My life is complete.
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#18 Posted: 22:57:56 01/03/2014
Me, 2 other students, and the teacher are playing a card game called "B.S."
Teacher: "Bull****!"
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#19 Posted: 00:03:43 02/03/2014
Guy: this class is so gay
Guy 2: This class can't have a sexual orientation
Teacher: A+ to *guy 2*
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Literally every other person: Can we watch a movie today?
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*From Elementary School*
Kid: I heard *girl* and *guy* ****ed in the bathroom!
That was in the 3rd grade. 3rd. Grade.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#20 Posted: 04:28:04 02/03/2014
Teacher: (burns two holes in a paper by slamming two metal balls into it) They burnt a small hole in this paper as you can see! And I do mean burnt, see the edge of the hole is brown. Smell that hole!
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#21 Posted: 04:40:31 02/03/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: MagicFizz
Gay dudes friend: Hey my friend likes you
Me: Gay
Gay dude: I no u r



Are you trying to make him look like a homophobe because it just reflected back at you. smilie



I think Fizz is just trolling
LegendaryFlames Emerald Sparx Gems: 3791
#22 Posted: 13:08:19 02/03/2014
My school is just...

Popular guy 1: *Says random disturbing sounds and keeps laughing*
Popular guy's friends: Lololol so funny
Teacher: Get out Popular Guy 1 you keep distracting the class!
Popular guys 1: No I'm not, Omg this school is so gay and stupid *Walks out and stands by door*
Me: Wtf you just talked and made stupid sounds
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smilie@Jetbytes everywhere elsesmilie
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#23 Posted: 13:19:26 02/03/2014
My school is worse.

Nutshot.
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5.7.
LegendaryFlames Emerald Sparx Gems: 3791
#24 Posted: 13:21:08 02/03/2014
At my school where ever you look you can see the picture of a d*** on the wall smilie
Someone once even covered one with yoghurt o-e
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smilie@Jetbytes everywhere elsesmilie
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#25 Posted: 13:28:27 02/03/2014
Quote: LegendaryFlames
At my school where ever you look you can see the picture of a d*** on the wall smilie
Someone once even covered one with yoghurt o-e


Omg Woah O.O

*some dude writes a dick on a locker*

Some random dude :look its ur droopy nose

Me: Dickhead
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My life is complete.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#26 Posted: 13:30:20 02/03/2014
Quote: LegendaryFlames
At my school where ever you look you can see the picture of a d*** on the wall smilie
Someone once even covered one with yoghurt o-e



Ew...
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5.7.
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