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eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

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#1 Posted: 00:24:49 28/12/2013 | Topic Creator

So I will be writing stories over the months and feed back is appreciated!

STORIES:
Chips and Molten Sauce
Part 1.................... Post #2
Part 2.....................Post #4
Part 3.....................Post #8
Part 4.....................Post #9
Part 5.....................Post #11
Broken Parts
Part 1.....................Post #15
Part 2.....................Post #17
Part 3.....................Post #20
Part 4.....................Post #23
Part 5.....................Post #28
Skyland Olympics
Part 1.....................Post #35
Part 2.....................Post #43
Part 3.....................Post #60
Part 4.....................Post #62
Part 5.....................Post #64
Unhappy Meal
Coming Soon!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Edited 23 times - Last edited at 00:23:54 10/04/2014 by eruptshake137

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#2 Posted: 00:50:06 28/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Now the world famous eruptshake137 presents to you another weird story!

Chips and molten sauce pt. 1

Okay order 137 your volcanoe tamales are ready!
Mr. Mabu: Okay thanks here's your tip!

One cent,that really burns.And I swim in lava.

Woo hoo! *swaps*

Rattle Shake, we get it you can swap. NOW STOP DOING IT WITH FREEZE BLADE!!!
*rattle shake slithers in*

IT was your shift 10 minutes ago !!!

I know I was looking for night shift so it could be the rattle shift!!!!

Now listen, even though I became a skylander wwwwwwwwwaaaaaayyyyy back in 2011 you should still be mature- like in that e3 trailer we did together.

Okay, fine.

But before I leave i need you to sample this new entree' I call "chips and molten sauce".
* both take bite* *cccckkkkk-ccccccccckkkkkkkkkk*

Stay tuned for my next story!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Ace Archdragon Gold Sparx Gems: 2045	#3 Posted: 16:58:25 29/12/2013 !!!!! --- SkylandHero\|Subscribe

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

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#4 Posted: 17:15:01 29/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Now eruptshake137 presents another story from the deep dark side of the forum!

Chips and molten sauce pt. 2

Oh crap! We swapped! Now I'm eruptshake!

Don't look at me! It was your entree' idea.

Now I have to be in the kitchen working on am antidote when I could be doing kareoke at slam bams!

Okay, like I said, it was your entree'. But chill out, we'll go over this at anger management next week. By the way, what were you going to sing?

I was going to sing Bad Romance.

That would be great considering your horrible love life with smolderdash.

Just get to work!

Feedback is wanted! Stay tuned for the next chapter.

P.S. I did throw in a reference to my user name.

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124	#5 Posted: 17:26:42 29/12/2013 too short ;>>

StalkerSnake Yellow Sparx Gems: 1926	#6 Posted: 17:28:35 29/12/2013 I like it a lot --- Чем больше вы знаете, тем больше вы знаете

Ace Archdragon Gold Sparx Gems: 2045	#7 Posted: 17:31:42 29/12/2013 These are pretty cool --- SkylandHero\|Subscribe

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

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#8 Posted: 19:20:20 29/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Okay now eruptshake137 continues the continuis continuim of..............

Chips and molten sauce pt. 3

*in the kitchen*

Now there must be an antidote in an oppisite dish.I GOT IT!!!
I can go to chillburger and get an oppisite dish made! But what do I do about rattle-mc-slack-a-lot? I know! I can call in ignitor to run the place!

So what did you come up with , lava pants?

For Your Information , Its lava barf. Anyway Im going to chillburger to get an opposite dish made, Ignitor will run the place while Im gone, OK rattletor?

Okay!

And remember to make sure you dont give the entree's foood poisoning with your venom!

Gosh, one mistake and suddenly your a food poisoner.

Stay tuned for more chapters! Feedback is appreiciated!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:21:40 29/12/2013 by eruptshake137

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#9 Posted: 23:14:42 30/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Now eruptshake137 will continue the continuous continum of.....

Chips and molten sauce pt. 4

Hey chill, can you make me some tortilla and icy goo?

Sure go make me a bog hog that can fly.

Have you even noticed my snake tail yet?

OK fine, only because you don't have the horns to rock it.

How long is the wait?

14,000,000 hours.

The real wait chill!

1 hour.

OK. I'll be back then.

*calls resteraunt*

Stay tuned for some really cool stuff!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054	#10 Posted: 23:23:28 30/12/2013 Quote: uttster13 World famous? Eruptshake presents? Deep dark side of the forum? Those are all used in the first post of my stories! Don't be a thief! Isn't that SaN?

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#11 Posted: 19:50:59 01/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Now eruptshake137 continues the- you know what, I'll just cut to the story.

Chips and molten sauce Pt. 5

Hey eruptor, how's it going?

Good, how bout' rattletor?

He's good, and he hasn't set the place on fire yet.
*rambles for an hour*

Sorry, I gotta go. See you later.

So here you go. That'll be 1 cent please.

I guess that burn is useful now.

What?

It's a long story.
*long walk*

Rattletor! Get in here before the effects become permanent!

Okay, let's do this!

1.....2........3.......GO!
*ccccccckkkkkk-cccccccckkkkkkkk*

I'm eruptor again!

I have my tail back!

Well I think we all learned an important lesson here.

Don't play with fire?

You know it!

My first story is finished! I would appreciate it if you gave me some ideas for more stories!!!

Happy New Year!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#12 Posted: 22:11:15 18/01/2014 \| Topic Creator Wow. I guess nobody likes this. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

breakfastpugbam Blue Sparx Gems: 973	#13 Posted: 16:09:37 19/01/2014 i do there AWESOME!!!! do more, do more. --- You can't compete with all that puginess. All the pugginess was had that day.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#14 Posted: 18:11:52 19/01/2014 \| Topic Creator On it! --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#15 Posted: 23:07:59 27/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Broken Parts
Part 1

TB

Crap! Some kid just stole my 2nd sword!
BB

And I don't know how he did it but he stole my rocket!
SG

*chuckle*...
BB

Oh Grow up!
LB

Your telling me, I look like an idiot without my barf!
N

He even took my ninja out fit! Luckily I am a paint error with clothes underneath, or zook would be eyeing me!
TB

You know what? We're getting our toy form wow pows back!
SG

Good because he stole my bottle!

Hey guys, I finally thought of a new story!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#16 Posted: 01:51:01 28/01/2014 These are awesome. Keep doing them

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#17 Posted: 23:51:03 28/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Broken Parts
Part 2

N

How will we get our stuff back?
TB

We will go to that kids house and get our stuff!
K

We could take our kids toy car!
TH

And we can break open the door using the lego stick I made!
FB

But then I'd have the urge to chase it!
SG

Your not even out yet!
LB

It's a plan! Now, what do any of you know about lunch? I have a strange craving for enchiladas!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

uttster13 Gold Sparx

Gems: 2701

#18 Posted: 00:18:18 29/01/2014

Quote: eruptshake137

Broken Parts
Part 2

N How will we get our stuff back?
TB We will go to that kids house and get our stuff!
K We could take our kids toy car!
TH And we can break open the door using the lego stick I made!
FB But then I'd have the urge to chase it!
SG Your not even out yet!
LB It's a plan! Now, what do any of you know about lunch? I have a strange craving for enchiladas!

I really like that! These are great! Keep doin' more!

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A story.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#19 Posted: 00:21:16 29/01/2014 \| Topic Creator Thanks! New chapter later tonight! --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#20 Posted: 01:59:44 29/01/2014 \| Topic Creator Broken Parts Part 3 HB Let's do this! HD My tank could of taken us tear I loves my sweet golden tank! tear B The door! Camo ,do your thing! TH FOR NARNIA!!!!!! BB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! falls out MR NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS
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Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#21 Posted: 02:30:37 03/02/2014 hahahahahaha these are funny

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#22 Posted: 22:21:45 03/02/2014 \| Topic Creator Thanks! --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#23 Posted: 22:33:50 03/02/2014 | Topic Creator

,

Broken Parts
Part 4

MR

We have to get him back!
MR

Why? If there is no variant Big Bang trigger happy for me, then you shouldn't get a regular.
MR

What about-
MR

He doesn't come out until spring though!
HB

WE ARE GOING TO GET HIM BACK! ME ANGRY! HYPER BEAM SMASH!
*long pause*
* comes back cradling trigger happy like a newborn*
HB

This never happened.
BB

Agreed.

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#24 Posted: 23:55:56 03/02/2014 What about turbo

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#25 Posted: 00:31:28 04/02/2014 \| Topic Creator He isn't out yet. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#26 Posted: 19:41:14 06/02/2014 Yeah but fire bone hot dog isn't out yet either.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#27 Posted: 23:13:43 06/02/2014 \| Topic Creator That was a joke. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#28 Posted: 23:31:44 06/02/2014 | Topic Creator

Broken Parts
Part 5

Well I checked online, and springtime trigger happy will be here in 2 months.
MR

And you know that how?
MR

I run a forum.
HB

Let's do this! Camo, do you have your stick?
TH

With Pleasure!

* Door Breaks*
*Lots Of Weird Stuff Happens*

My barf!
BB

My rocket!
SG

My bottle!

Thats it for this story!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

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Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#29 Posted: 18:21:05 08/02/2014 Good story

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#30 Posted: 21:38:30 09/02/2014 | Topic Creator

Guys thanks to some help from uttster13 I havers a new story!

Skylanders Merchandise Store

The popularity of Skylanders throughout Skylands has skyrocketed! Eon has decided to make little shops in every village that sell Skylander Merchandise. Zoo Lou has been forced to work at one of the stores because he hasn't been fighting enemies. He has a lot of customers, and most of them are stupid or insane. He tries to sell his goodies, but with shoppers like that, it's hard to do much of anything.

This was originally supposed to be in Tales Of Skylands, but uttster let me use it. This will be in a new topic.

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

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uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701	#31 Posted: 00:49:58 10/02/2014 Do you really want to make a new topic? I didn't think it could work out as a long running story. But if it works out, I'll read it! --- A story.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#32 Posted: 00:59:03 10/02/2014 \| Topic Creator We'll I want it to be long running, because there are so many cool things I can do with the idea. As for this, I am thinking of an Olympics. You know, winter Olympics. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701	#33 Posted: 22:11:16 14/02/2014 Where are new stories!?!?!? --- A story.

night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538	#34 Posted: 21:53:32 18/02/2014 @eruptshake137: I once thought I saw a turbo Jet-Vac at Wal-Mart. --- This account has been closed in favor of a new account name.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#35 Posted: 23:36:49 19/02/2014 | Topic Creator

Skyland Olympics

Okay everybody! Time for the Skyland Olympiiiiiiiii-
*crash bandicoot falls in trap door*

So old school.... Now, let's get this started! First off, ice racing! This year it's inbetween freeze blade and magna charge with ice stabilizers!

and

Ready! Set! Go!

Keep it cool, DRAGNA CHARGE!

Right back at you, EASE BLADE!
*1 nanosecond*

That was fast. The winner iiiissssss.......

GONNA BE ANNOUNCED IN THE BEGINNIG NEXT PART!
This will happen every time. Skylanders Merchandise Store Coming Soon!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124	#36 Posted: 15:58:36 22/02/2014 You have (IMO) a short amount of sentences, hoever, I like your listing on what part is on what post. That's realy clever. It also would make it easier to type the s3 names full as well. For example: Ninja and Twin Blade. With that, you might evoid confusion for those who DON'T get the short letters etc. But for anything else, keep up the good work

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#37 Posted: 16:16:17 22/02/2014 \| Topic Creator Thanks NINJAsk! Your rules for fanfics is pretty cool! --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124	#38 Posted: 16:18:55 22/02/2014 You're welcome! I just like this section to be clean and not full of 1 paged stories that aren't even good. Just wait and see, soon you're an awesome writer too Appearantly, you found ou the [align=center][/align] hmm...?

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#39 Posted: 16:22:42 22/02/2014 \| Topic Creator Yep. I just forgot to add the last part when updating it. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124	#40 Posted: 16:25:15 22/02/2014 That isn't a problem

Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#41 Posted: 21:43:48 22/02/2014 that was a good chapter

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx

Gems: 1436

#42 Posted: 16:04:49 23/02/2014 | Topic Creator

Skyland Olympics

FREEZE BLADE!!!

The magnetism is raging.......not surprisingly.

I'd like to thank my brother, his name is Nitro, and my mom, who likes to name all of her cats freeze blade.

Next up, curling! Our teams are the air curlers, made up of jet vac, sonic boom, and scratch!
Then the sun sweepers, made up of smolderdash, fire kraken, and flameslinger!

We can beat them, as long as we all blow hard. OK?

, and

BRAKE!

Just remember the song: Fire Beats Air. OK?

, and

BRAKE!

READY....SET.....GO!!!
*sweep sweep a sweep later*

*cough* *cough* And the winner isssss..........

GONNA BE ANNOUNCED IN THE NEXT PART!
Skylanders Merchandise Store Starts March 3rd!

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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:05:21 23/02/2014 by eruptshake137

Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286	#43 Posted: 17:52:11 23/02/2014 Wouldnt the fire skylanders melt the ice? anyway i like the new story

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#44 Posted: 18:00:43 23/02/2014 \| Topic Creator If this game had logic, I don't think eye brawl would even exist. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701	#45 Posted: 18:08:54 23/02/2014 Nice. Are you still gonna do Skylanders Merch Store on another topic or will you keep it on here? --- A story.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#46 Posted: 18:11:42 23/02/2014 \| Topic Creator Another topic. I'll do it in seasons like ZapNorris. --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701	#47 Posted: 18:13:27 23/02/2014 I see. You are on your way to a second page! --- A story.

eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436	#48 Posted: 18:21:12 23/02/2014 \| Topic Creator I Counted them up. I have 8 readers. I posted your link in my guestbook. I think you owe me one --- Prepare for trouble. Make it double. CATS

uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701	#49 Posted: 21:03:23 23/02/2014 I see what you did there :3 Sure, I'll post the link to your story in my GB. --- A story.

uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701	#50 Posted: 21:04:26 23/02/2014 Double Posts To Get First Post On Page Two ATTENTION READERS OF THIS STORY, I AM uttster13, YOUR NEW LEADER! --- A story.

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