darkSpyro

I try feeding them but they just won't eat

They don't eat food. They eat the weather.

I accidentally the title as "How do I stuff stuffing into a potato?"

I dunno, maybe they're not hungry?

"wtf, I didn't know you had to feed them".

*walks away totally confused*

Oh yeah

got this virus from a strange dog that was running around the neighborhood. i thought i was dying i was litterally. i was bleeding everywhere . i looked it up online and it said chew bubble gum so i went out and bought 100 dollars of bubble gum. i chewed and chewed and swallowed and chewed some more. 3 days of this and i got better

Quote: thumper

I dunno, maybe they're not hungry?

"wtf, I didn't know you had to feed them".

*walks away totally confused*

maybe they are immortal

Quote: Wild

Oh yeah

got this virus from a strange dog that was running around the neighborhood. i thought i was dying i was litterally. i was bleeding everywhere . i looked it up online and it said chew bubble gum so i went out and bought 100 dollars of bubble gum. i chewed and chewed and swallowed and chewed some more. 3 days of this and i got better


Quote: thumper

I dunno, maybe they're not hungry?

"wtf, I didn't know you had to feed them".

*walks away totally confused*

maybe they are immortal

Okay, now this is a little to much to believe. You spent a 100 dollars on bubble gum. You chewed and swallowed that bubble gum and now you're ALL better. hmm? How the heck did chewing bubble gum stop the bleeding.. oh it saved your life too? *cries* Please stop confusing me.. *curls up in a ball*

You say that the wireless mouse is immortal? omg! *screams*

Throw that one in the trash and get a new one.
Or open his chest to see how weak his heart is.

my mouse just eats batteries

All my wireless mouses broke down after a few days.