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#407 Posted: 22:15:00 10/01/2014 | Topic Creator
A Backstory Story
Chapter 1 Dark Stealth Elf is back!  HOW ARE YOU HERE? Well... How did you pull this off? Pretty simple actually... How was it simple? I just used my mad hacks and sent disasters to kill Polar and didn't let them kill you guys... YOU MONSTER! (She jumps at her) Whoa! (He breaks them apart) I WILL KILL YOU! I guess no one wants to find out how I am here... I do! We can kill her after Whirlwind... As I was saying...
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#408 Posted: 14:25:13 11/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 A Backstory
I woke up in a forest with no idea how I got there and... Isn't that just how Stealth Elf's backstory started? Well it happened to me okay! Anyways... Can we have some refreshments? Shut up and let me talk! OH SODA! A wizard came up to me and told me that he can look after me... Did you kill him? We won't know if you don't shut the hell up! This sucks... Of course I don't trust random wizards so I killed him and ate his sandwich... Murder! AHHHHHHH (She kicks Pop Fizz in the face) Okay as I was saying... WHO STOLE MY TABLE? What? My table that I flip! Why do you want to do that? Sprocket survived her fall! Fudge off Slam Bam...
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wreckingballbob
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wreckingballbob
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wreckingballbob
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wreckingballbob
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#418 Posted: 19:49:59 12/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 More Backstory
After I had killed the wizard I continued on my journey and then suddenly... You found the wizard! No I didn't just STFU! Come on I have places to be! Where exactly do you need to be? Well, I guess nowhere... I was ambushed by some trolls and... I am sick of this! Huh? So many trolls doing things to Skylanders it is stupid! As I was going to say... They took me down and took me to their leader I bet it was a big fat troll with amour wasn't it? No! Why can't everyone just listen??? We are not silent but deadly... The leader was...???: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
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wreckingballbob
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#419 Posted: 18:36:11 14/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 HIM!
THAT GUY! Dad: You were in my world where you belong! Why was I there? Dad: You are with me I saved you from your endless sleep now join me and we will destroy the Skylanders! Yes master! This won't happen! OH HELL NO! (She bites Dark Stealth Elf) Dad: Trolls!(A troll shoots Whirlwind in the face) Dad: Now we leave and the invasion begins! Whirlwind are you okay? Whirlwind? It seems she is gone... It is all my fault! It isn't... Yes it was because Kaos' dad wouldn't have came if Kaos didn't leave... What is going on? We will be invaded my Kaos' father! What about Whirlwind? She was killed by his minion... Dark Stealth Elf is also with him! This isn't good...
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#420 Posted: 19:52:14 14/01/2014
.......just kill
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Iganagor
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#421 Posted: 23:02:31 16/01/2014
 : SHALL RETURN SOME DAY
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Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK! |
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wreckingballbob
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#423 Posted: 11:38:04 18/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Cyborg Kaos and his evil father
Chapter 1 The army Dad: Now my troll army we invade Skylands and kill every last one of them!Trolls: YEAH! Dad: I have Dark Stealth Elf as our backup! They will all burn!Glumshanks: Yeah... (At Skylands) We have to get ready and quick! Why can't they leave us alone? I know Glumshanks has good in him and he needs to be freed from Kaos! Pop Fizz that is the stupidest thing you have ever said... Glumshanks is a stupid butler who would leave if he wanted to! Stop being a bully about this you bully! With all do respect there is no time to argue and we must get ready! I am ready! I will puff up and defeat them all! We have lost many friends... Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Thumpback and Whirlwind but now we take down Kaos and his stupid father for them!All: YEAH! Now army we will attack behind the Skylanders HQ where they won't expect it! Dad: Kaos my son I would leave the planning to me and I say we go straight upfront! Father that is stupid! Dad: (He grabs Kaos by the throat) You must be forgetting who is in charge here... You came for me for help and I will lead the invasion! Yes father... (He lets go) Dad: Now we invade!
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#424 Posted: 11:50:35 19/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 The City is targeted
I do not guarantee that you will all live through this but... Give 'em hell!All: YEAH! Dad: All you troll go on the front lines and if you are being defeated I will send out the reinforcements... Now to battle!Trolls: YEAH! Glumshanks: Sir the Skylanders are outside the HQ and are all ready Dad: I have a better idea... Instead of going upfront we attack the city and kill every last person there!Troll: Sir we have a new nuke that we could use on the city Dad: Ahh... We nuke the city what a great idea!(Later) Shouldn't they be here now? Yeah, I would have thought they would be here... Are they trolling us?(The nuke explodes) OH MY EON! What just happened? It looks as if they city was blown up with millions of lives shattered... Who did this??? Dad: None other than me! YOU MONSTER! Dad: Hello there Spyro I have heard a lot about you and I hate you the most! Then you can face me face to face! Dad: That won't happen... TROLLS! KILL THEM ALL! The battle begins!
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#426 Posted: 21:37:30 20/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 The battle
 Ready for battle!Troll: You will all die! (The battle begins) Charge!(Meanwhile) Dad: It is marvelous!Glumshanks: Are you sure we shouldn't spare any of them? Dad: Of course not! If you show any more signs of weakness I will kill you!Glumshanks: Yes sir... We are losing the battle! Dad: It is time! We did it with no deaths on our side! Those trolls couldn't beat us! But I can! (She starts stabbing Skylanders Left and right) Dad: Yes it is wonderful! My job is done here! (He goes home) Now it is my time to lead this battle! Dad: I knew you would that! (He kills Kaos)Glumshanks: KAOS! Now you! (Glumshanks runs away) Dad: Weakling!
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#428 Posted: 20:37:42 21/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 The other dimension
Glumshanks: AHHHHHHH! Glumshanks! She is too strong she has killed a lot of us!(Dark stealth Elf goes to stab Glumshanks) NOOOO! (He throws acid in her face)Glumshanks: Help! Quick come with me! Don't trust that spy! He isn't a spy! He will kill us if we help him!Glumshanks: I won't I promise! We should take noo risks! (He pushes Glumshnaks into Dark Stealth Elf) HAHA! (She kills him) NOOOO! Dad: What a real shame... You monster! Dad: Now you shall see what my world is like! (He opens a portal and it is sucking everyone in) Hang on! To what? A rock! Okay! (He grabs onto Rubble Rouser) Get off bro! We can't resist!(They are all sucked in)
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wreckingballbob
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Iganagor
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#432 Posted: 19:52:26 22/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 Some old friends
Ugh... Dad: Now you see the horrors of my dimension! AHHH dogs are everywhere! They are not on fire! Dad: I am in dog land! Guys we need to escape... Wait... Can't you grant wishes? Yeah I can... We don't you wish to save us! Well let me tell you a story... Every time I wish it makes me weaker and if I do one more wish I will die... Can you take one for the team? No... Just no... Dad: Now Dark Stealth Elf kill them all! Can you wish for yourself to be super strong so you don't die? I never though of that... I wish to be stronger! Whoa you have giant muscles! Now I wish for my friends to be free and strong! I have muscles... My rainbows have muscles! I wish for Kaos Dad to be eaten by cute kittens! Dad: NO NO NOOOOOOOO! (He is eaten) I wish for Dark Stealth Elf to be good and at her home! Wha... (She poofs away) I wish to be back home with my friends!(They go back home) Where is Camo? Looks like he isn't my friend! LOL! I wish for Camo to be back! You are not friend either Ninjini! I wish for all Skylanders to be alive and here! Where am I? WRECKING BALL! What is going on? Nothing because I said so! Can you wish Glumshanks to live? Nope...
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#433 Posted: 19:54:11 22/01/2014
 lol that made me LOL'D
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wreckingballbob
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#439 Posted: 07:11:12 27/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Camp of the skies
Chapter 1 A camp to make you normal (Knocks) ???: Hello? Remember to never open the door! What if it is someone important! Fine... ugh...Punk Shock go look out the window! Ugh... fine... (She looks out) Well? I don't know what to think... What should we do? Open the door and see I guess... (Opens) HelloSurvey mabu: I have this survey that I want to check around you home please! What if this is a troll?SM: I assure you I am no troll What is about?SM: Just to see how normal you are... (He walks in)  AHHHHH! Don't run away from my icicle boogies! Leave me alone! In your hair they go!SM: STOP THIS! RAAA! NO! (He flips a table) I am angry! (He punches Stump Smash and sets him on fire) AHAHAHAHAHHAH! I will eat you! (He eats Stump Smash) Yum yum!SM: Did you kill him? No he will be back soon into a yellow puddle of water! With some brown...SM: ??? So did we do good on this survey thing?SM: NO! YOU WILL OH GO TO THE CAMP OF THE SKIES! I'm scared of skies! 
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#440 Posted: 16:24:46 29/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 The drill sergeant
The drill Sergeant: You maggots will all listen to me from now on! You will do as I say! what if you tell us to do something weird?TDS: It doesn't matter! You do as I say! Also you speak when spoken to! Okay mister! TDS: That's it! You know get a smack! Wha... (He is hit) AHHHH!TDS: Now everyone HIT THE SHOWERS! (Eruptor raises his hand) TDS: Yes?  Um... I am on fire...TDS: No exceptions! (In the showers) Water sucks! I ain't coming in because I have stuff... Huh? Nothing plus I am fire... Yeah me, Voodood, Fright Rider, the fires, Hoot Loop, Rubble Rouser, Freeze Blade, Trap Shadow, Stink Bomb, Gill Grunt and Rip Tide will not go in either for obvious reasons... What about Boomer? SHOWER EXPLOSIONS! I am glad the girls are in a different room... Wait... look! A hole in the wall! See through! Those spying poop noses!
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#442 Posted: 17:01:33 30/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Spying on us
Who? The girls! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? They want to see us naked! That is disgusting! We need to have a chat with them!TDS: Alright you maggots it is time to start to make you normal! Do you go to the girls room as well?TDS: No a female must go there because that is the rules... But there is a hole in the wall and..TDS: QUIET! Now in your first lesson to become normal is to have clothes But I don't have any clothes...TDS: That is exactly why we have special made ones for you and the others I already have clothes!TDS: You can't walk around with those on! You need a suit and tie! FUDGE THAT!TDS: You need a punishment don't you! A SPANKING! (He slaps his butt) OWWWWWWW!TDS: Now we have run out of time... Get to bed! It is only 6:00PM...TDS: Exactly! NOW GO! (They all go in bed and he leaves) Oh we get fire proof beds! Before we sleep we will get those girls in the middle of the night and make them pay!
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#443 Posted: 18:36:07 31/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 FIGHT!
We have to get to the girls sneaky and... AHAHHAHAH! (He smashes the wall down) WHAT ARE YOU DOING! What are you doing? I have to be here with these world lovers ATTACK! I'll stump them! Fight back! (She shoots crystals) What are you doing Flameslinger? I... I will kill you Flashwing! (He summons a rock and hits it) Whoa! (She jumps out the way) Ahhh (She falls over) NO! (He shoots Bash)TDS: Whoa! Stop this! It isn't normal! Disco ball! (He rolls)TDS: (He grabs the disco ball) Now it is time for a spanking! AHAHAHHAH! NO! (He burns him) RUN AWAY!
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#444 Posted: 21:10:26 01/02/2014
 wow !!
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#445 Posted: 16:57:53 02/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 He has to go!
That drill sergeant guy has to go! We need to take him down to the ground! I wanna do this! Since I am Drill Sergeant!TDS: You really think you are the true drill sergeant? HA! Camp boss: What is going on here? TDS: Uhh... Busted!CB: This isn't normal! You need a spanking for not making them normal! TDS: Yes sir... OW! This needs to be on youtube! (He records) Millions of views for me! Disco ball? (He rolls and crushes the drill sergeant) ALRIGHT!CB: DISCO BALLS ARE NOT NORMAL! you need to... Say it Chill! CHILL OUT!CB: THAT ISN'T NORMAL! Who is right to say what is normal and what is not!CB: I AM THE BOSS OF THIS CAMP! Is shouting normal?CB: Is it? I mean YES! You need to realise that no one is normal and everyone is different, I mean look if you want everyone to be the same then the world would suck!CB: Maybe you are right... YOU ARE DEAD! (He shoots him) It is done! Uhh... YAY!
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#449 Posted: 21:59:17 02/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 6 Lets go home
Now we can go home! Why were you girls spying on us through the hole? We weren't and you didn't take the time to ask you just went on a all out attack; I don't know why the hole was there but you got me hurt so I am breaking up with you... Goodbye (She walks away) I... Awesome... I really wish it hit Flashwing... That arrow hurt you idiot Flameslinger! Shut up Bash! I guess we go home now... Yeah and next time we don't open the door to survey people... Yeah true I have learnt that it is 8PM and I need to go sleep (Runs away)The end.
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