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Screw it. JStar's amazingly amazing DS fanfic /plzdunkillme [CLOSED]
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#1 Posted: 14:57:46 30/12/2013 | Topic Creator
~Chapter One~


It was a quiet day in the small village of darkSpyro. The village was divided into four neighbourhoods: DS Help And Suggestions (where the government team, known as Hunters, lived to protect and edit the place from time to time; the Classic Spyro Street, where the elderly residents were based and who came out only to moan at the kids on Skylander Street (which was full of annoying little kids who lived, breathed, ate, crapped on, you name it) Skylander figures 24/7; and Fan Art, where the adults hung out and chatted about boring stuff. Stuff And Nonsense was the town centre, where nearly everyone went everyday for news, entertainment, venting, and fun. To the left of S&N was Forum Games where denying could go to unwind and play a few games, and to the right was Role Play, where the wannabe Performing Arts people attended classes and whatnot. There was a tiny school in General. So, basically, everyone got on quite well.

"Ah, today is beautiful," Old Barosaid to herself, as she wandered through the town centre, occasionally stopping to look at the latest topics. Suddenly, two children on a skateboard whizzed past her, causing her to spin in confusion whilst a cloud of dust formed a protective bubble around her.
"Oops! Sorry!" The squeaky voice of Sleepy cried, following by HardCoreIgnitor's childish laughing.
"Damn kids!" Baro shouted, waving her walking stick. "Don't they teach you anything in General School?!"
"They teach 'em **** all," another voice said behind her. Baro turned to see SPARXisAWESOME, a well-known teenage rebel.
"How would you know? You never even attend!" Baro scolded.
"Oh, go back to the Classic 'hood, you old bag," SiA sniggered. The two women bickered on.

Sleepy and HCI rode around on their skateboard, as bored as a fish in an empty bowl.
"What should we do today?" Sleepy asked her younger brother.
"Uh....go play games?" HCI suggested.
"Nah. Jaggedstar flooded the place with lemon juice last night because TorchSheep beat her ass in every game, so they closed it for the rest of the week."
HCI chuckled. "How about..we annoy the Hunters?"
Sleepy had a firm face on. "Mum told me to look after you and not get into any trouble."
HCI stared at his sister. This wasn't like her.
"But she's not around, so let's go!" Sleepy pushed the board with her feet and they were off, yelling with delight, towards the Help And Suggestions.


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"Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Oh, there's Romeo!" HotDogAndZap recited clearly, her voice booming across the rehearsal hall.
"What light through yonder window breaks? That window up there, dummy," Starfire Dragon mumbled.
The director of the playPrivate Romeo and Juliet facepalmed in agitation. "NononononoNO!! It's the other way round! And Starfire, speak UP!!"
Starfire looked offended. "Excuse me?!" He said, one hand on his hip. "I'm a better actor than Mustard Dog over there!"
HotDogAndZap gasped. "That is no way to speak to a lady, especially a lady with more Pokémons than you'll ever have!"
Starfire's green eyes glistened maliciously. "I challenge you to a battle of the forces!"
"Bring it!"
The two actors sprinted off stage and out of Role Play, turning on their Nintendos in the process and banging into walls.
"So, I guess I'll see you two tomorrow?" Director Wild sighed in their wake. "They don't need me in Help and Suggestions right now, and we are performing in two weeks, but whatever."
Wild looked around, feeling the atmosphere change from normally warm to unusually empty and icy. It unnerved her, as she knew there were others rehearsing in the rooms next to hers whose voices could be heard, and comforted her if she was left alone before or after a session-like now. But, try as she might to strain her ears, not a sound entered her ear canal. A slight breeze lifted the hair from her pale face, causing goosebumps to run all over her body like tiny ants.
"Uh..hello?"
That "hello" echoed through the hallways, bouncing off the walls and hitting Wild in the face. Literally. She fell back in pain, clutching the side of her face where it had been struck by a presence unknown. Wild opened her eyes and inhaled sharply through her teeth. The creature that her now-not-so-innocent eyes had feasted on saw that she was awake. Its fist was the equivalent weight to a brick house, as Wild found out when the creature brought it down in her head. She blacked out.

Note: I don't mean for anyone to get offended with this. If you do, tell me IN A NICE WAY and I'll change your character.
Note 2: Anyone who gets the reference in HDAZ and Starfire's lines can have my Sparx rank (if they are blue.) smilie
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8552
#2 Posted: 15:21:56 30/12/2013
Ha, I like it! X3
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#3 Posted: 15:32:13 30/12/2013
Nice x3
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#4 Posted: 15:35:26 30/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Thanks smilie I'll write more tomorrow
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8552
#5 Posted: 16:04:58 30/12/2013
Yay! ^.^
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#6 Posted: 16:08:21 30/12/2013
I'm also liking it. XP
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#7 Posted: 16:16:35 30/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Tank wuuuuu. There will be more character appearances from users soon, so don't worry!
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#8 Posted: 16:46:21 30/12/2013
Awesome!
BrutalBash101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1769
#9 Posted: 17:07:51 30/12/2013
This is really great!
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Hurrah!
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#10 Posted: 19:33:54 30/12/2013
This is good. But Sleepys a boy.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#11 Posted: 21:00:01 30/12/2013
Nice! Can I be the Pyromaniac?
Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#12 Posted: 21:03:28 30/12/2013
Awesome J-Star!
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~ Nami One-Trick ~
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#13 Posted: 11:27:36 31/12/2013
Can I be in it next year? I'm the shy guy who can actually be pretty cool when you get to know him.
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#hu
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#14 Posted: 11:53:37 31/12/2013 | Topic Creator
I'm not updating till next year huehuehuehue

Yesh, y'all can be in it
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#15 Posted: 19:15:00 31/12/2013
And I can be a bit perverted at times.
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#hu
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#16 Posted: 09:18:28 01/01/2014 | Topic Creator
^Not in my fanfic you're not.

~Chapter Two~


"Anyone seen my stylus?" cowpowa asked. When nobody replied, he looked up from his Nintendo DS, saw that the street was empty, and continued playing Spyro: Shadow Legacy.
"That game sucks," someone said behind him. Cowpowa didn't look up.
"I know," he replied, "but I'm bored."
"Come to my house," the strange, unfamiliar voice said gruffly. "I'll teach you some cheats that will make the game more fun."
Cowpowa murmured an agreement as he started pressing random buttons, hoping to defeat whatever bad guy he was up against. He felt an unsettling cold breeze, and finally tore his eyes away from the DS.
He wished he hadn't.

"La la la la la la, sing a happy song!" Crystalhero sang.
"I swear to Breadhead, if you don't shut the hell up.." arecustheprime threatened. Crystal stuck her tongue out at him and skipped away.
"Oh hey, Arecus, there you are," Baro trilled.
Arecus sighed.
"Yes. Here I am," he growled.
"May you please me so kind as to help me mash up my constipation pills? My hands aren't as strong as they used to be!" Baro said.
"EW, no way lady!" Arecus yelled.
"If I remember correctly, you are supposed to be aiding us in the Classic neighbourhood for your community service!" Baro said stubbornly.
Arecus growled so hard that his throat began to burn.
"I am NEVER helping Pixilism spray-paint the town EVER AGAIN!" He moaned as Baro dragged him away.

"WIIIIIIIIIILD???????" HDAZ bellowed. It was time for their next rehearsal, but the director was nowhere to be seen.
"Maybe she's done a runner from us," Starfire suggested.
"Wouldn't put it past her," HIR put in as he walked past them.
"OI! Shut up-oh, HIR. Hi." HDAZ looked very sheepish.
"I am looking for her, too. And have you seen cowpowa?" HIR said.
"Nope."
"Something weird is going on..let's ask Dark!" Starfire said.
HDAZ and Starfire proceeded to walk down the lane in the direction of Help And Suggestions, but HIR pulled them back.
"No. We must not disturb The Almighty One."
"Meh. You're right."
"Maybe I can help?"
The trio turned to see-well, whatever it was clamped its huge fist around them too quickly for them to take in the details of its monstrous stature.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#17 Posted: 09:31:52 01/01/2014
Can I be in it? Please don't kill me off on the same chapter as I'm introduced.
I said please, if you want to you can.
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Rickinelf: I ship it
Check out Survivor! Season 10! In forum games! Yay!
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#18 Posted: 09:37:40 01/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: assassinelf
Can I be in it? Please don't kill me off on the same chapter as I'm introduced.
I said please, if you want to you can.



Yeah, 'course you can
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#19 Posted: 14:35:40 01/01/2014
Lawl, nice smilie
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#20 Posted: 16:15:36 01/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
Awesome! So funny omg I laughed so hard at my character! smilie

AHH THE REFERENCE YUSH
How could I forget? It's one of my favourite parts! The Spyro 2 Zephyr's Romeo and Juliet characters. xD



YOU WIN!! Have my sparx rank! Now gimme yours. smilie
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8552
#21 Posted: 16:22:50 01/01/2014
Haha, awesome! X3
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#22 Posted: 22:59:57 01/01/2014
Am I the guy grabbing everyone? If not I don't have to be perverted.
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#hu
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#23 Posted: 00:59:35 02/01/2014
Can I please be in it?
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you never saw me
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#24 Posted: 05:16:31 02/01/2014 | Topic Creator
^Yep.

I hope people are still reading smilie I'll update later today.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#25 Posted: 05:22:03 02/01/2014 | Topic Creator
damn old people
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#26 Posted: 05:29:06 02/01/2014
I wants to bez in it!
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#hu
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#27 Posted: 06:35:31 02/01/2014
it takes a village to raise a ______
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