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land of the cursed begins this friday! afterwards, i'll have till' january 21st to write stories before school starts again.

Trigger happy breaks the economy,WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Trigger happy actually does run the economy, he's the one who gets the skylands government on track.

here's the chapter layout for land of the cursed

Hmm...Ive missed too much

Land of the cursed

chapter 1

i know of a place..


(zap and hot dog are hanging out at hot dog's house)
so, what do you wanna do?
well, let's go do stuff.
(zap and hot dog do random things)
hey, what ever happened to wrecking ball?
he was cursed by a monster.. and him and other skylanders were banished to another place.
(hoot loop teleports behind them)
i know of a place where rules don't exist...
where!?
go to the house at the end of cronut avenue... then you'll go to the land of the cursed.
let's do it!

TBC.

BUT WRECKINGbALL IS MY SISTERS FAVORITE CHARCTER

land of the cursed

chapter 2

the house at the end of the road

(zap and hot dog reach the house.)
let's go in!
dude..
oops. let's enter the house.
(they walk in.)
hey hoot loop!
hello. you have reached the house. enter the vortex.
(zap and hot dog get in a vortex. they are taken to the land of the cursed.)
/ AAHHHHHHHHHHHH
(they arrive in the land of the cursed. the land is total greyness. wrecking balls hang from the skyline. all trees are dead and sheep run around headbutting people.)
well this was not what i was expecting.
let's go do stuff!
(one hour later)
i can't believe we found STINK BOMB!
he needs a shower..
(a horrible noise is heard)
????: WEEE CLAWED... WEE CHAINEDDDD R HERTZ N VAEGN..... RAMWMDMW
it's the monster!

TBC!

chapter 3 of LOTC

she came in like my friend

here it comes...
(miley cyrus decends down, completely naked, riding on wrecking ball. she's using his chicken glub thing as a chain.)
hot dog! you've come to save meeeee!
MILEY: not so fast... these 2 have entered the land of the cursed. and there's only one way out.
like?
MILEY: to defeat me in a twerk-off!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
you guys should be luc- AHHHHHHHHHH
(hex has been cursed with never ending woman problems)
MILEY: now, what do i do with you? do i silence you, or turn you into a sheep?
let them be! the've come for me, and to end your reign of terror!
MILEY: NOPE!
(wrecking balls fall from the sky.)

RUN!
(zap and hot dog run.)
okay, we've gotta get someone who's willing to twerk to defeat miley!
(zap and hot dog look at eachother)
i know who!
OH MILEY!
MILEY: WHAT?!
i'd like to summon the skylander whirlwind.
(whirlwind falls from the sky.)

TBC!

pretty soon we're gonna pass the spotlight to boomer.

on 1/1.

Noooo Wrecking Ball has a ugly monster on him!

Looks like Hex is lightcore.

And don't worry... Zap lives.

Will you explain to the gentlemen and ladies of the forum, why do you keep you the 2 hot dogs and zap?

**** ZAP **** HOT DOG LOVE BOOMER

He is my fav to.

Miley Cyrus killed her old self, I used to love her, but she's just turned into an ugly punk.

Her old self was funny, young and cool. Her new self is ugly, diva and freaky.

RIP old Miley, you will be missed.

chapter 4 of land of the cursed

fighting miley


okay. whirlwind, you need to do something horrific. defeat the monster.
you mean miley? okay.
(whirlwind and miley begin to have the twerk off.)
i have never been so disgusted. ever.
oh noes...
USE THE HORN BLAST!
that's it!

(wrecking ball eats miley cyrus.)

whoa...
now that she was off me i could to that!
okay everyone, let's go!
I CAN SPEAK! I CAN SPEAK!!!!!
we all can now.
let's getout of here!
(the 3 leave.)

Interestingly disgusting.

chapter 5 comes soon.

YAYYYAYAYAYYYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYAY

chapter 5 of land of the cursed

meanwhile....

are you ready?
yep..
here's your christmas present!
thanks!
*she unwraps it*
it's a cat toy!
i thought you'd like it.

meanwhile....

now that we can speak let's go DO STUFF!
i guess.

meanwhile....

now that i'm free, i can watch ponies!

meanwhile....

so, what should we do now?
everything.
how about we go see a movie.
okay.
what movie?
hanna montana: the movie
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DA END.

and are failz!

the next story won't be until 2014.

it'll be boomer's big book.


the plot.

Wait how old is Boomer?

Quote: ZapNorris

the next story won't be until 2014.

it'll be boomer's big book.


the plot.

Reveal Spoiler

boomer is a very famous author, but he's growing weak with age. he realizes he needs to write one last book about his greatest adventures before his life reaches the end of the book.

But if he is a "skylander" isn't he immortal, I mean the swappers are over a 100 years old while the giants are 100s of years old.

some skylanders are weaker than others.

Swap force are 100 years old, giants are over 10,000 years old.

Ermagerd, does Dat means Dat my characterz Frostbite and Shockwave are too youngz? D:

Naw, I don't think so

Shockwave is the last of her kind, she is a Cy, no not a cyborg, but a play on the word cyborg. Shockwave seeks revenge on the alien race that destroyed her home. But she was teleported away by a random portal of power. She also finds love in skylands. (Hint: he's very attractive!)

Frostbite is a Cat (same breed as Freeze Blade) and her father is the king of power hungry bandits who lure people into helping them, they enjoy killing others, yes, they're very violent. But Frostbite is... Different... She starts to pity the victims, then she worries that she's on the wrong side...

I've said too much.

OH MY GOSH YOUR OC CHARACTERS ARE AWESOME SOUNDING!
And by the way the hint isn't really a good one. My older sister thinks Flameslinger is hot. ANother of my sisters thinks that's disgusting. SHe finds Hex attractive

Lol.

Try to think what Skylanders have the physical hint word, Attractive... Hmmm... Magna Charge! Sometimes you find the answer in the question! (like powers or key visionary features)

Here's an element chart of characters I made up:

Fire:
Blaze (male, Shapeshifter (Phoenix))
Burnout (female, Core)

Water:
Frostbite (Female, Shapeshifter (Smilodon (Scientific name for Saber Tooth Cat)))
???

Air:
NoName (Male, Shapeshifter (Cockatrice (Chicken Snake that can turn enemies to stone)))
???

Earth:
NoName (Male, Shapeshifter (StegoSeismoSaur (One of my made up creatures, a play on Stegosaurus)))
???

Life:
Ivy (Female, Shapeshifter (Bear))
Leaf (Male, Core)

Undead:
Knightmare (Female, Shapeshifter (Nightmare (My version of a Nightmare, a Black skeleton Horse with red glowing body parts)))
NoName (Male, Core)

Magic:
Aeon (Male, Shapeshifter (Wolf))
???

Tech:
Bolt (Male, Shapeshifter (Alien))
Shockwave (Female, Core)

??? Means no OC for the element.
NoName means they havent been named yet.
(Shapeshifter) means they can turn into an animal.
(Eg. Wolf) means that is the animal they can turn into, Wolf, for example.
The words in the third set of brackets are a description of the animal, if necessary.
(core) means they have no special powers, like Spyro, Bash, and Hex. They aren't Giants, Swap Force, or my Shapeshifters.

Hope it wasn't too complicated

stop it with the OCS!


boomer's big book begins in 3 DAYS

2 new stories coming soon!

Neat!

boomer's big book will begin in a few days.

chapter layout for boomer's big book.

Boomer's big book begins Tomorrow!!!

Some Disney characters are cool. Though I do Barack for the Skylanders.

My list of some cool Disney characters:

Elsa (Frozen)
Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc, Monsters University)
Olaf (Frozen)
Francesco (Cars II)

Here's some ones I want to kill:

Hans Of-The-Southern-Isles (Frozen)
Mr Waternoose (Monsters Inc)
Sid (Toy story)
Chic Thunder (Cars)

Boomer's big book

chapter 1

what to write?

*skylands news is beginning.*

hello, and welcome to skylands news. today, an exciting announcement came from boomer today, that his last book would be coming within the next 3 months.

*flashback to earlier today*

*the media surrounds boomer.*

boomer, when will you write a new story?
good news and bad news the bad news, it's my last. the good news, it's coming in the next 3 months.
what will it be about?
i don't know yet.
are the rumors true that this next and last book is your biggest yet?
......yes.

*back in skylands news*

and in other news, evil hats have began attacking random people. good luck to all bald people!

*in boomer's house*

c'mon... think... i've gotta get this done soon..
*boomer looks at a photo of him riding a purple alicorn across new york*
man that movie adaptation sucked.

*boomer looks at more pictures of him with the purple alicorn.*

wow.... those were the days..
*boomer looks at a old picture of his first book release*
that's it! i need to capture the excitement. the kindness. the love....

i need to capture life.

TBC!

hallo...

Boomer's big book

chapter 2

remembering her


and the walls came crumbling down... no no no! this is terrible!

(boomer walks around. he sees a heart locker on a drawer.)

i remember this..

(he opens it to see a picture of chill.)

oh man... that was a loooong time ago.

(he looks at it further)

i remember her. BUT WAIT! what about... the funny times! the times like when whirlwind got in a fluffy jumpsuit and super-glued my hands to her butt!

(awkward)

and the time i rode a balloon, and the time i blew up a large part of new york, and the time i had to form my body into a brick to amuse a crowd of demonic children!

(boomer thinks for a second)

i need to be... funny!

( a news reporter walks in)

boomer, how's it going?

good!

you've got a package!

i never ordered this.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PACKAGE!

(dark spyro shoves boomer in the box.)

TBC

updated chapter list!

1.What to write?
2. Remembering her, part 1
3. the last adventure
4. remembering her, part 2
5. The last book

the times like when whirlwind got in a fluffy jumpsuit and super-glued my hands to her butt!

Um...

Why why?

These are too short in my opinion.

in the last few chapters of BBB2 the 5 darks hate boomer.

i'll make these longer.

Them bullies.

the next chapter comes tomorrow so i can focus on the RP

Cool!

chapter 3

one last adventure


I'm in a box... ****!
now we can force you to amuse us!
YAAAY
not today!
(boomer blows a hole in the box.)
****!
(boomer is also writing this all down)

now, FOR THE BOOM!
(boomer blows up gamestop.)
NO!

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we're moving on to Alien labyrinth soon.

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