darkSpyro

Hellooo! I am going to make Skylanders fanfix.

There will be several stories, both short and long.


Finished Stories:

The Deadly Swap
Rattle Shake swaps places with an evil ghost! Can his friends save the day in time?

In Progress:

What is Love?
ShroomBoom feels hated. He disappears, not knowing that someone loves him. Can his admirer same him before he tries to kick the bucket?

Coming Soon!

Came in like a Wrecking Ball...?
Wrecking Ball is working on the fine art of teleporting to get Roller Brawl's attention!

Too Hot 4 You!
Hot Dog and Molten are saddened because they are single. They ask Shroomy for advice.

What Happens in the Ocean, Stays in the Ocean
Zap takes Cynder on a date in the ocean. Things get... electric, in ways both good and bad. Will anyone find out?

Baby on Board!
Stealth Elf is pregnant, and must go to the hospital! Kaos tries to kill her before she delivers foe a sacrifice. Who will succeed?


Legend of.... DROBOT!?!?
Drobot thinks that he is the reincarnation of... Michael Jackson!

The Figure 8's
Chill's figure skating team is horrible! Can a newcomer enhance the team?

Christmas in Dreamland (Airs on Christmas),
The gang is teleported to... Dreamland! Can they rescue Kirby and save Christmas?
More TBA

Reserved-
Characters:

Air:






Earth:






Fire:







Life:





Magic:





Tech:





Undead:






Water:






Ships:

Chill x Fright Rider
Sonic Boom x Blast Zone
Zap x Cynder
Spyro xWhirlwind
Star Strike x Jet Vac
L- Stealth Elf x Gill Grunt
Stealth Elf x Rattle Shake
Sprocket x Trigger Happy
Hex x Eruptor

Crushes

Shroom Boom, Drobot, Rattle Shake, Fire Kraken, Pop Fizz and L- Trigger Happy crush on Roller Brawl

this is an enteresting thing

The Deadly Swap
Chapter One: "Booo! Booo Roller Brawl!"

RB and her friends are camping.

Hello, fellow Skylanders! I will tell you a scary story!
Yaay!
WooHoo!
Aw yeah!
Yes! Just make it kid friendly!
It sure is!
OH **** NOT A KIDDY STORY!
It is!
Boooo!
Shaddup! Okeey, here goes. There was an evil man.
Was it Kaos?
Nope. It was Bob. He was a scientist. Once, he created a poltergiest.
What's that?
I knew you'd ask that, Shroomy. Well, it's very, very similar to a ghost. But more evil. Anyway-
Boooo! Booo Roller Brawl! Boooo!
Anyway, the next day, Bob was found dead, dead as a doorknob. The poltergiest disappeared.
Is he still existing? The poultrygiest? *ba dum tiss*
*everyone laughs*
No one really knows. Legend says that if you say "Polter, polter, come to my tent. We can swap places and-
Whatta bunch of bullcrap!
- it will pay the rent. The end.
*all but claps*
Booooo! Boooo Roller Brawl! Booooooooo!
Shut up!
No you little shroom! When will Mario eat you already?!?!!??
Stoppit! It is time to rest.
*everyone says goodnight and they sleep in the tents.*
*whispers* Imma see if I can summon that thing! Imma sneak out and everything! *quietly gets ready*

End of Chapter One
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In most chapters, there will be a reference to, well, anything. Find it and you will make a cameo in the story as your fave character in anything eventually.

OOOOOH YEAH!

That was great!

Legend of.... DROBOT!?!?
Drobot thinks that he is the reincarnation of... Michael Jackson!

Is this a parody of South Park?

Stealth Elf x Rattle Shake!? Erm...anyone explain this to me NAO!

Quote: wreckingballbob

That was great!

Legend of.... DROBOT!?!?
Drobot thinks that he is the reincarnation of... Michael Jackson!

Is this a parody of South Park?

Nope. I never saw an episode like that ._.
Quote: NINJAsk11

Stealth Elf x Rattle Shake!? Erm...anyone explain this to me NAO!

Just a randumb ship.

Adding new stories

Deadly Swap
Chap. 2: The Getaway

I have a water bottle, a bag of McDonalds', a flashlight, and some extra underwear. , come with me.
Fine. But you don't even wear underwear!
*looks down there* You're right. *blushes as he covers himself with his hat*
Let's go already!
*the duo leaves*
Now where shall we do this....
No! Not that...! My body isn't reggie!
You idiot!!!!!!
*sirens*
OH ****************************************!
The guard!
?: What's going on?
Hey! It's Rainbow Shloom!
H-Hey! That wasn't very nice!
Mario is looking for you!
No! No he ain't! *cries*
Oh, yawanna cry? WELL, CRYYYY!!! *beats up poor Shroomy*
*cries and goes underground*
That is why I love you.*kisses *
*kisses back*
Hey! No kissing!
*throws lego at Shroomy*
Aaaah! *runs away*
*the duo.runs to a graveyard*
Well, here goes....

End of Chapter Two

LOL!!

LOOOOL

this is good stuff.

Thanks guys!
Deadly Swap
Chap. 3: The Poultrygiest...?

Polter, Polter, come visit my tent. We can swap and it will pay the rent.
*smoke clouds come as poltergeist comes*
P: WHO DARE SUMMON ME?
I did. I wanna swap.
P: BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M A CHICKEN! STEVE DID IT!!?
gulp. NOOOOOO! *hands come from the dirt and take him*
P: Mwahahahahahjdvjydchu! World domination!
No! *tackles him*
P: Nuuuooo why is part of me alive? Well, as long as we're on the ground.. Do you want-
No!
P: M'kay then. *teleports to camp*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *faints*

End of chap. 3

Stop bullying !

YESSS STEALTH ELF IS KO YESYEYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSSSSSS!!!

Quote: wreckingballbob

Stop bullying !

His story takes place a bit after this one. The events here lead up to Shroomy's disappearance in the beginning.
After his story he will rarely get bullied.

Quote: Ash Starkindle

Deadly Swap
Chap. 2: The Getaway

I have a water bottle, a bag of McDonalds', a flashlight, and some extra underwear. , come with me.
Fine. But you don't even wear underwear!
*looks down there* You're right. *blushes as he covers himself with his hat*
Let's go already!
*the duo leaves*
Now where shall we do this....
No! Not that...! My body isn't reggie!
You idiot!!!!!!
*sirens*
OH ****************************************!
The guard!
?: What's going on?
Hey! It's Rainbow Shloom!
H-Hey! That wasn't very nice!
Mario is looking for you!
No! No he ain't! *cries*
Oh, yawanna cry? WELL, CRYYYY!!! *beats up poor Shroomy*
*cries and goes underground*
That is why I love you.*kisses *
*kisses back*
Hey! No kissing!
*throws lego at Shroomy*
Aaaah! *runs away*
*the duo.runs to a graveyard*
Well, here goes....

End of Chapter Two

Reggie Fils-Aime refrence.

Nope. Never even heard of it. But you still get a cameo in "What is Love?"

Deadly Swap
Chapter 4: Now or Never

Underground....
Ughhhh! He's gon' steal mah girl!
?: *muffled voice*He will do more than that.
Who da....
?: *muffled* It is I, the immortal king of-
Just cut da crap.
?: *muffled*Fine. I'm just plain old Kenny.
Kenny? Kenny from South Park?
Kenny: *muffled* Yes. He's gonna **** up the camp! And too!
Nooooo!
Kenny: But, I'll help you. His weakness is-
*Kenny is shot by a Poultrygiest telegram*
Kenny? Kenny? KENNNNNNNNNNNY!!
Kenny: *coughs* *muffled* His weakness is... chicken McNuggets from McDonalds'. That should do the trick. Goodbye.... for now. *Kenny winks and draws his last breath.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
after a long hour of grieving:
Is that... a hole I see? *looks up* It is!
*he makes the hole bigger and climbs through*
Yesss! *sees KO'd*
Noooo!
*wakes up* We gotta stop him!
Yeah. Yeah. No **********************!
And that is why I love you.
Now, let's go to McDonald's! His weakness is Chicken McNuggets!
*they get the nuggets*
Now let's do this!

Quote: Ash Starkindle

Nope. Never even heard of it. But you still get a cameo in "What is Love?"

Deadly Swap
Chapter 4: Now or Never

Underground....
Ughhhh! He's gon' steal mah girl!
?: *muffled voice*He will do more than that.
Who da....
?: *muffled* It is I, the immortal king of-
Just cut da crap.
?: *muffled*Fine. I'm just plain old Kenny.
Kenny? Kenny from South Park?
Kenny: *muffled* Yes. He's gonna **** up the camp! And too!
Nooooo!
Kenny: But, I'll help you. His weakness is-
*Kenny is shot by a Poultrygiest telegram*
Kenny? Kenny? KENNNNNNNNNNNY!!
Kenny: *coughs* *muffled* His weakness is... chicken McNuggets from McDonalds'. That should do the trick. Goodbye.... for now. *Kenny winks and draws his last breath.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
after a long hour of grieving:
Is that... a hole I see? *looks up* It is!
*he makes the hole bigger and climbs through*
Yesss! *sees KO'd*
Noooo!
*wakes up* We gotta stop him!
Yeah. Yeah. No **********************!
And that is why I love you.
Now, let's go to McDonald's! His weakness is Chicken McNuggets!
*they get the nuggets*
Now let's do this!

The Ghost is gonna bang Stealth Elf?

Who knows with ghosts! Either that, or he will beat her up!

Kill!?

Final chapter coming soon, then Shroomy is in the spotlight!

Deadly Swap
Final Chapter Part One: Revenge shalt cometh!

meanwhile..... at camp...

P:Gwahahahhahaha!*steps on Shroomy*
Aw man! Why you gotta be so mean?
P: Shaddup!
* and appear*
P: , I see.
GRRRRR! LEAVE US ALONE AND GET THE **** OUT!
P: Funny you should mention that...
W-why!
P: Papooey BWAH!
*Poultrygiest and disappear.*
NOOO!
meanwhile
Where are we?
P: My grave. *ducttapes to ground*
No!
P: I love you! Now stay still....
HELPPPPPPP!
In the overworld...
NOOO!
What happened?
Yeah! What's all the racket?!?
My love was kidnapped by that jerk!
*from a disance* HELPPP!
She must be in the grave! We gotta rescue her!
Yeah, let's go!
Me too!
And me!
Don't forget about me *****************!
May I please come!
Sure! Now let's go!

TBC, final part soon

Chapter 3 is Minecraft.

WHOOOO

Yep, TSlug, a cameo 4 u!

Deadly Swap
Final Chap. Pt. 2

I hear her!
We gotta dig!
Yeah!
Hey, that was my line you meanie!
Oops.
Stop bickering ladies!
Let's dig already!
1...2...3!
*everyone digs to see Poultrygiest... urm, torturing , shall we say?*
Ow! This is gross! This is wrong! And it huuuuuurts! Oooow!
and *cover 's eyes* Gross!
Eew!
What? What is eew?
You'll find out when you're older.
Yuck!
I'll help you, my love! *throws McNuggets at Poultrygiest*
P: Noooo! Revenge! It will comeeee! *disappears*
Let me help you, dear. *cuts loose*
Thanks! BRB!! *climbs out*
Let's get out as well. *the rest climb out.*
The gang relaxes for an hour when....
I have news!
*everyone gathers*
Good or bad?
Erm... Both. Due to the recent, urm, forced event between Poultrygiest and me, I am pregnant.
Uhr.. *faints*

The End

Well ****!

Cool! What's my cameo? Zook?

Lool that line!

Ai adolt contend whooo

Sooooon

Yayyyy

Tomorrow or Friday the new story shall airrrrr

Yeshhhhhhh

DA FAQ?
A ghost raped stealth elf
well hot damn

Quote: hardcoreignitor

DA FAQ?
A ghost raped stealth elf
well hot damn

bowshikadodo!

Quote: NINJAsk11

Quote: hardcoreignitor

DA FAQ?
A ghost raped stealth elf
well hot damn

bowshikadodo!

well put

Due to the emotional stress I've been having, What is Love will be postponed for a bit.

Christmas in Dreamland
Chapter 1: Kirby? Kirby? KIRRRRBY!

The Skylanders have arrived in Dreamland to see Kirby for Christmas.....

What a flight!
Yeah! That was amazing!
Watc this! *puts some holly and red ribbon on , flies overhead and holds *
Wait... is that mistletoe I see? *kisses *
I dunno... *kisses *
Aw, GROSS!
?: Aw, cute! Kissy kissy kissy!
Oh, hey Kirby! Merry Christmas!
Kirby: Same to you! Now, let's go to my marshmallow castle for the Christmas party!
*they go to castle*
Kirby: Yep, this is it!
Who's that guy?
Kirby: Dedede! Not on Christmas!
Dedede: I must. If I don't I'll explode! *grabs Kirby*
Kirby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dedede: Yes! *disappears with Kirby*
Let's go! We gotta rescue him!

Awesome stories.

Yeah, I likez it.

Quote: Ash Starkindle

The Deadly Swap
Chapter One: "Booo! Booo Roller Brawl!"

RB and her friends are camping.

Hello, fellow Skylanders! I will tell you a scary story!
Yaay!
WooHoo!
Aw yeah!
Yes! Just make it kid friendly!
It sure is!
OH **** NOT A KIDDY STORY!
It is!
Boooo!
Shaddup! Okeey, here goes. There was an evil man.
Was it Kaos?
Nope. It was Bob. He was a scientist. Once, he created a poltergiest.
What's that?
I knew you'd ask that, Shroomy. Well, it's very, very similar to a ghost. But more evil. Anyway-
Boooo! Booo Roller Brawl! Boooo!
Anyway, the next day, Bob was found dead, dead as a doorknob. The poltergiest disappeared.
Is he still existing? The poultrygiest? *ba dum tiss*
*everyone laughs*
No one really knows. Legend says that if you say "Polter, polter, come to my tent. We can swap places and-
Whatta bunch of bullcrap!
- it will pay the rent. The end.
*all but claps*
Booooo! Boooo Roller Brawl! Booooooooo!
Shut up!
No you little shroom! When will Mario eat you already?!?!!??
Stoppit! It is time to rest.
*everyone says goodnight and they sleep in the tents.*
*whispers* Imma see if I can summon that thing! Imma sneak out and everything! *quietly gets ready*

End of Chapter One
---
In most chapters, there will be a reference to, well, anything. Find it and you will make a cameo in the story as your fave character in anything eventually.

The reference is to mario because mario uses mushrooms to get stronger and heal and stuff like that and shroomboom is a mushroom

Nope, not the reference. Good try though.

Quote: Ash Starkindle

Christmas in Dreamland
Chapter 1: Kirby? Kirby? KIRRRRBY!

The Skylanders have arrived in Dreamland to see Kirby for Christmas.....

What a flight!
Yeah! That was amazing!
Watc this! *puts some holly and red ribbon on , flies overhead and holds *
Wait... is that mistletoe I see? *kisses *
I dunno... *kisses *
Aw, GROSS!
?: Aw, cute! Kissy kissy kissy!
Oh, hey Kirby! Merry Christmas!
Kirby: Same to you! Now, let's go to my marshmallow castle for the Christmas party!
*they go to castle*
Kirby: Yep, this is it!
Who's that guy?
Kirby: Dedede! Not on Christmas!
Dedede: I must. If I don't I'll explode! *grabs Kirby*
Kirby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dedede: Yes! *disappears with Kirby*
Let's go! We gotta rescue him!

Kirby is the reference.