darkSpyro

Feel sorry for Hot Dog.

I'm suprised nobody else noticed that.

Chapter 5 comes later today.

The Hot Dog version of Hot Dog won't be nuetered right?

You'll find out soon...

But one Skylander gets left in the human world...

Please be Cynder, please be Cynder, please be Cynder...

Not her.

NOOOOO

S:GW!

Chapter 5

The Big Night

guys... it's time.
spyro, what are we gonna do?
we're gonna entertain.

(the curtians open. the animals are all introduced and the show begins.)

okay. stealth elf, jump through the ring!
(stealth elf jumps through the ring. she grabs the amulet. the show continues.)
okay! put the 3 amulets together!
(the amulets are united. a beam of light shoots up in the air. fireworks explode everywhere.)
guys.. this does not look good.
(the statue of the cyclops grows larger. it turns into a giant pipsqueak)
PS: HA HA HA! NOW I WILL RULE YOU ALL!
we gotta stop him!

(the skylanders exit the tent.)

TBC

chapter 6 comes soon..

I bet it's gonna be the most hated/unluckiest skylanders.....it's Shroom Boom

added 2 new stories!


S:GW!

chapter 6

Show's Over For You!

Pipsqueak: Shall i dish out some evil elephants for you, humans and skylosers?
(5 evil elephants come from the ground.)
let's take em' down!
(the skylanders exit animal form. yep. skylanders VS Elephants.)
Pipsqueak: now, you DIE!
(the tent explodes. SO MUCH BLOOD!)
eat scythe!
(grim creeper uses his scythe th kill the elephants. pipsqueak shrinks.)
give it up!
yeah!
i lost many things... AND I'M NOT LOOSING ZOO LOU!
it's okay hot dog. you weren't gonna need it.
i wanted kids! WAAAAAAAAAA!
okay! let's burn him, and eat him for dinner!
(they do so. zoo lou's mace returns to him.)
now let's go..
the skylanders leave.

TBC!

That's a bit strange

S:GW!

Chapter 7

the return

we are BACK!
wait...
what..
WE FORGOT CHILL!
well she is kind of human...
sure...

back to my old self.
yep!
YES! THE'RE BACK!

*silence*

Wait,stealth elf is a human,so basically...

So up next we've got the boxing story and the musical.

wow.................

I might cancel back in the ring. MIGHT.

To make way for A skylanders Christmas.

Bumped up some stuff.

Skylanders: Christmas!

Chapter 1

Setting up..

okay, i've gotten news of a MUSICAL!
cool!
so what are we singing?
a couple of songs.
who else is singing?
everyone!
let's go!
but i need to use the bathroom!


(the skylanders gather in the main island. the begin to sing.)

Whats your favorite time of year,
can you tell me?
The one that never gets here
fast enough

Is it fall or spring?
A summerthing?
Winter is my favorite thing,
because

Billion lights are blinkin'
Jingle bells are ringin'
Everybody's singing
I Love Christmas

Santas almost flyin'
lots of ribbon tyin'
presents multiplyin'
I Love Christmas

Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
I Love Christmas

You better watch out,
for that mistletoe,
they're hanin'

And you might have to,
pucker up and kiss,
someone

Friends you know are
gonna pray for snow
A winter wonderland
is a lot more fun

A lot more fu-u-un

Billion lights are blinkin'
Jingle bells are ringin'
Everybody's singing
I Love Christmas

Santas almost flyin'
lots of ribbon tyin'
presents multiplyin'
I Love Christmas

Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
I Love Christmas

Seems like you got
to wait forever
to seasons change
then here it comes

It's magic when it
brings us all together
This doesn't last long enough
Long enough
Yeah

I Love Christmas
I Love Christmas

Billion lights are blinkin'
Jingle bells are ringin'
Everybody's singing
I Love Christmas

Santas almost flyin'
lots of ribbon tyin'
presents multiplyin'
I Love Christmas

Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
I Love Christmas

Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
I Love Christmas

Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
I Love Christmas


i did not make this song.

Ugh... okay?

I asume most skylanders sound like horrible bats up there

Stealth Elf singing? Heck.......OwO

a skylanders christmas

chapter 2

all i want is swap force-part 1

To Everyone who got skylanders on their wish list,
We gonna wish you a swapping Christmas....
HEY SANTA, COULD YOU BRING US,
SWAP FORCE FOR CHRISTMAS PLEASE?
WE WANNA WAKE UP AND FIND THEM
UNDERNEATH OUR CHRISTMAS TREE
so santa, could you bring us...
swap force for christmas please..
Skylanders is all we need...

Christmas Is Here
it’s our favorite time of the year,
all we asking for is for swap force to appear,
under our tree! we promise we won’t fight for one day,
‘cause we know it’s true, bad guys also like to CEL-E-BRATE!

Kaos’ mom, she’s cooking in the kitchen,
mr chompy, setting the dishes,
Mesmerelda hanging mistletoe,
Baron von shellshock on the piano!
while the sheep mage sings, glumshanks, brings over the board games
Bubba greebs already started eating, all the gear golems are still sleeping! (Ha!)
But nobody’s seen cluck, so he must be missing
and check out kaos with that chicken!

But wait a second, where’d you get that from?
who really cares? Ba ra ba dum bum dum

hey santa, could you bring us, swap force for christmas please?

( a sleigh takes off)

good! now jolly’s gonna sing, then rattle shake, then...
still need to go..
now what do we do/
write our christmas wishlists..

(meanwhile in motleyville)

it's christmas tiem!
No... it's soon though...
shall we sing
NO!

Quote: ZapNorris

a skylanders christmas


it's christmas tiem!
No... it's soon though...
shall we sing
NO!

ZAP STAHP you're making me laugh!!!

INB4 !!!

ASC!

chapter 3

everyone else sings..

everyone on one... two... 3
(all swappers sing)

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And caroling out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Christmases long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much mistltoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And caroling out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Christmases long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much mistltoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year



hit it rattle shake!

( rattle shake sings)
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

Repeats a few times

awesome... now soon eruptor's gonna sing..
OH GOD NO!
(a plane lands)
i'm here!
oh god!

LOL C'MON MAKE NINJASK LAUGH C'MON!!!

Skylanders Christmas

chapter 4

Winter-Rap-Up

guys.. eruptor's singing!

was up! time to rap!
(beat plays.)
yo my name is eruptor, gonna throw up-tor, all this holly jolly, smash it with punk-tor!, gonna barf some beats, reguritate some Rhymes, ya better get ready cause it's christmas time!

ha! slash 'n' burn, now it's MY turn, now sit back.. AND LEARN! ya can't have christmas without a fireplace, time to put some jolly in your FACE! Ya better get into the ho ho ho, or else you gonna be a ho ho HOBO! and to that? ho ho heck no! now let's go hang that mistletoe!

/ WINTER RAP UP, WINTER RAP UP! We've got a reason, it's the season for giving and rapping!

now time to be cool... i mean hot... which is what i am, ladies or not. (gives a girl a kiss on the cheek) time to get jolly, ho ho holly, time for hot cocoa and getting loco!

// WINTER RAP UP, WINTER RAP UP! time to bring the sing! WINTER RAP UP, WINTER RAP UP! LET'S DO THIS THING!

name's fire kraken, time to get smackin' deck the halls, make em' BADAZZLIN'! Get in the spirit, here we go! get in the sleigh, HO HO HO! get on the roof, down the chimney hole! drop the gifts and here we GO!

/// WINTER RAP UP, WINTER RAP UP! light the candle at both ends! WINTER RAP UP, WINTER RAP UP! now let's get into the spirit! WINTER RAP UP, WINTER RAP UP!

thanks for listening, hope ya learned,

ya can't spell jejcbkiujdkdrkdkn without BURN!

fryno, you're so stupid.

TBC

all we want is swap force-part 2


We wanna wake up and find them underneath our christmas tree!
so santa, can you bring us, swap force, for christmas please..
skylanders is all we need!

this is a legendary christmas
we swapping, no stopping
go ahead and ask night shift
who’s rocking, we rocking

washbuckler tries ice skating, while roller brawl is cracking up
rattle shake at the fire station, cause smolderdash, she burnt the duck.

boom jet’s machine is making snow, (YAY!)
hot dog makes it yellow (EEW!)

countdown’s ready to go, to the new year, but bumble blast says “take it slow”
enjoy the season, it only comes but once a year,
families and friends, together to spread the holiday cheer!

hot dog, what the crap.
i told you..
merry christmas everyone!

the end...


NOW YOU CHOOSE!

pick one lenghtie without a date and the one with the most votes begins DECEMBER 20TH!

NO I WANT BOOMERS BIG BOOK

LIKE A PHEONIX!

Chapter 1

It Begins!


(the skylanders are at school. yes. you heard me. SCHOOL.)

finally! class is over!
yay!
yay..

(all the students go home. except drobot)

i wish i could tell her..
Hi!
AHH!
it's okay. i heard you, and i'm... not to brag... quite the ladies man.
do you think you could help me with this girl? her name is scratch..
sure... just be warned..
I'M GONNA CHANGE YOU, LIKE A REMIX,
THEN I'LL RAISE YOU, LIKE A PHEONIX!

okay... now i'm scared.
okay... first thing...

(in the bathroom..)

take it off.
what!?
yeah. the armor. do it.
this is awkward..
(drobot removes the armor.)
YIKES! looks like a gecko and a mole had a baby!
gecko and mole must've had it good.
we have to change that! PUT ON THE ARMOR!
good, because we're not in a stall..
DROBOT, YOU'RE NAKED!
sorry..


now.. the voice.
what's wrong with my voice?
EVERYTHING!
what are you gonna do...
use computer software to change it!

TBC!

*sobs* God is making fun of me by teasing me...


I WANT SWAP FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

LIKE A PHEONIX!

chapter 2

Being Cool

okay, now we've changed your voice.
(drobot now sounds like elvis presley.)
what did you do?
made you cooler. come with me.

(sunburn and drobot walk to the art room. skylanders are playing pokemon and M:TG)

hey! these are my friends! there's zap, and hot dog, and rubble rouser, and blast zone, and... countdown.
i'm here for detention.
why?
shut up.
now... say goodbye. if you want to be cool, you can't hang out here anymore.
WHY?!
dude, WTC!?
this place isn't cool.
well neither are you!
shut it, sucka BZ!
i forgot you watched the8bittheater.

so... i guess this is goodbye..
(flashwing runs in.)
guys, are you going to the dance?
me and drobot are..
no...
just roll with it..
who else?
i am...
nope.
shut up.
it's tonight!

(flashwing leaves)


if you wanna impress her, you gotta go to the dance.
okay...
(the two leave)
that sunburn jerk deserves a kick to the jumprope, if ya know what i mean.

TBC.

shut up.

LIKE A PHEONIX

Chapter 3

the dance

(sunburn ad drobot are in the hallway.)

now, be calm, don't get a voice crack, and DO NOT GET A MATH TEST!
what?
slang here for a erec-
got it.
get it? math tests are long... and hard..

(drobot walks over to scratch)

hey drobot!
hey... s-so.... do you w-want to g-go to the dance w-with me?
YES! i've been waiting for you to ask me!
(scratch hugs drobot.)
a-a-awesome...
(drobot walks to sunburn)


you have the most noticeable math test i've ever seen.
*blushes* oops..
you got it! now you gotta get ready! the dance is christmas themed.

(it's the dance!)

okay... sunburn, let's make sure this is good.
it will be.
(they walk in.)

go to scratch, and DANCE!
okay..
(drobot walks to scratch.)

hey drobot! wanna dance?
sure..
what's with that voice?
sunburn modded it for me..
SUNBURN!? that guy's a MUFFIN!
a who?
muffin. looks the same on the outside and is all dry on the inside.
well, he helped me be cool so i could impress you..
WHAT?! DROBOT! i like you for who you are, not who he thinks you should be!
r-really?
now, can i fix the voice?
(scratch uppercuts drobot, fixing his voice)
thanks..
(sunburn walks over)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? you're being uncool!
so are you.
(scratch claws sunburn down there. sunburn lets out a cry of pain and falls to the ground, his front legs under him (covering his harmed area), and whimpering.)
see? muffins.
wow... i think i can say this now... i like you. as more than a friend.
i feel the same way.
really? wanna... you know.. be together?
yes.
YAY!
now come here.
(scratch kisses drobot full on, on the lips. drobot closes his eyes and does the same.)

okay kids! now i'm turning it dow low.. time to get with that special someone and dance like you were forced to in ballroom!

(scratch and drobot dance. sunburn is still hurt.)

TBC.

You go over the limit with mature things in your story.

It is funny.

Feel sorry for Drobot the pain is horrible!

Don't you mean sunburn?

Quote: ZapNorris

Don't you mean sunburn?

Oh yeah.

Sunburn deserved that.

Quote: assassinelf

Sunburn deserved that.

No one deserves that pain.

Everybody deserves that pain.

The last chapter of this story will be short.

It comes soon

Quote: assassinelf

Everybody deserves that pain.

NO IT HURTS SO MUCH!

only muffins deserve it.

LIKE A PHEONIX

Chapter 4

They WHAT!?

(at school)

so, what did you do over the weekend?
played videogames.
(molten runs up to them)
GUYS! DROBOT AND SCRATCH KISSED!
/ WHAT?!
here they come now!

(scratch and drobot walk over, holding hands.)

hey guys! things went well at the dance.
yeah, they did. (drobot lifts eyebrows)

(hot dog throws up, right then and there.)

END.

Oh... very well.

so, land of the cursed will begin 12/20.

Okay.

what would you like to see in 2014?

They hear the bed squeaking in scratch's room.

But Drobot isn't in there! *gasp*

Meanwhile, Drobot is at tree Rex's gnarly adult stuff store.

YEAH?

And he buys...