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The 1st Annual Darky Awards [CLOSED]
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#51 Posted: 20:28:57 10/12/2013
I wonder which award will be given out tonight...
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#52 Posted: 20:31:12 10/12/2013
I hope the Lady Gaga one xP

just changed avatar again smilie
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6289
#53 Posted: 21:10:53 10/12/2013
Quote: HIR

The Comeback Kid Award
For the unlikely return of a long-time user.


Is it too late to be nominated?
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#54 Posted: 21:23:29 10/12/2013
The "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>" Underachievement Award
For the user who consistently made jaw-dropping topics.
I NOMINATE MYSELF

The Thinking Man's Award
For the most philosophical user.
SomePerson

The Lady Gaga Award
For the hyperactive people who needed three dozen avatars this past year. To be awarded to the user who wasn't content to keep one avatar long enough.
Prextail202

The Janet Jackson "Wardrobe Malfunction" Award
For the user who had the worst avatar change this year.
None

The Comeback Kid Award
For the unlikely return of a long-time user.
Dark Lord

The "Screw This, I'm Outta Here!" Award
For the best sudden, unexplained departure. Bonus points if the user never returned.
Brightscales

The Dick Dasterdly Award
For the best topic derailment of 2013.
HCI

The Old Married Couple Award
For the pair of users who did the best bickering of the year. Bonus points if they got a shipping topic.
Joerox and Lightspyro. Anyone remember Operation: Pokemon Y and X-mas?

The Bass Pro Shops™ Award
For the best troll bait topic of the year.
Anything Gooby has ever made

The "Activity Level: Richard Simmons" Award
For the user who you think was active the most this year.
I say Dark52--ahahahhahahahahahahha..I can't do it.
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assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#55 Posted: 22:45:17 10/12/2013
I nominate myself for the Janet Jackson
The drunk cat avatar was truly horrible
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#56 Posted: 00:43:53 11/12/2013 | Topic Creator
The "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>" Underachievement Award

From time to time, certain topics like to appear across the forums that just make you sit there with the most perplexed expression on your face. How do you respond to it? Make fun of the OP? Provoke an argument? Ask rhetorical questions that won't get you anywhere? In any event, this is to recognize the user that consistently made topics leaving us all in shock and awe. And the nominees are...

hardcoreignitor
Having made quite a few absurd topics. Notably a couple asking about the MLP fanbase that descended into civilized chaos (as opposed to uncivilized chaos). Additionally, his explosion in a topic another user made over "cupcakemon" led to a suspension.

Kevinvert
In addition to flooding Video Gaming with a massive wave of Pokémon topics, Kevinvert gained infamy for a multitude of confusing topics asking about relatively simple concepts. This never failed to lead to shocked reactions.

Brightscales
GERARD WAY GERARD WAY GERARD WAY GERA-*ban'd*

prextail202
For her blog topics? Eh, I don't see it...

Windumup
At one point his topics elicited custom reaction images from multiple users. They were 0.0001% effective, with generous rounding.

BahamutBreaker
The obligatory representative from the Skylanders board, the only area more active than this one. The only non-comical entry on the list.

aran
Early in the year, aran topics were infamous for their... interesting content. However, stagnation in the second half of the year may end up costing this early frontrunner.

And the reader's choice Darky goes to...
hardcoreignitor! It was a tight contest, but in the end, the newest kid on the block pushed himself over the edge with an egotistical vote for himself. The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one, buddy. Here's to your topics mellowing out next year.


And the editorial Darky goes to...
Forgotten World! Wait, that wasn't one of the nominees. A write-in vote comes out on top. Though the judges found the nominations to have a certain level of zaniness, no topics proved more polarizing in all the wrong ways than the wave of online missionary work FW unsuccessfully attempted. The committee looks forward to future studies of the effects of mixing religion and the internet.


Also, announcing some new categories!

The Saucy Wench Award (Sponsored by Rusty Pete's School of Piracy)
To be awarded to the user who successfully plundered/hijacked the most topics.

The Unsung User Award
Given to a user who, although not very active, makes great contributions to the forum.

The GENERIC CAFFEINATED BRAND Energy Drink Award
For the most hyperactive user.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#57 Posted: 00:49:23 11/12/2013
The Saucy Wench Award (Sponsored by Rusty Pete's School of Piracy)
Brightscales
The Unsung User Award
Dark52
The GENERIC CAFFEINATED BRAND Energy Drink Award
Brihgtscales
Bash28 Blue Sparx Gems: 951
#58 Posted: 00:50:47 11/12/2013
That last one goes to DC when the LoK is on XP
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DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#59 Posted: 00:50:53 11/12/2013
The Saucy Wench Award (Sponsored by Rusty Pete's School of Piracy)
Brightscales

The Unsung User Award
Project_Unnamed

The GENERIC CAFFEINATED BRAND Energy Drink Award
Jesus... Padfoot?
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#60 Posted: 00:51:37 11/12/2013
hello this is HIR my account was hacked so my friend big green let me use her account so the winners for all categories are:

spyro2008
Bash28 Blue Sparx Gems: 951
#61 Posted: 00:53:25 11/12/2013
HIR doesn't sound like that. 0/10. Try again next time....
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#62 Posted: 01:08:09 11/12/2013
that award announcement was missing some Ode to Joy 0/10
popfizzfan4life Ripto Gems: 1471
#63 Posted: 01:13:52 11/12/2013
i'm a saucy wench nominee
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#64 Posted: 01:20:30 11/12/2013
Quote: popfizzfan4life
i'm a saucy wench nominee



who even are you
Padfoot74 Blue Sparx Gems: 743
#65 Posted: 02:03:03 11/12/2013
Some one remembered me.... *yells with joy*

Well I'll say....

Me for everything!!!!
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#66 Posted: 02:07:38 11/12/2013
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: popfizzfan4life
i'm a saucy wench nominee



who even are you



Some user who wonders into S&N I guess.
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#67 Posted: 04:38:39 11/12/2013
The Saucy Wench Award (Sponsored by Rusty Pete's School of Piracy)
Seiki.....

The Unsung User Award
Metallo

The GENERIC CAFFEINATED BRAND Energy Drink Award
DragonCamo
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#68 Posted: 05:36:21 11/12/2013
Quote: Bash28
HIR doesn't sound like that. 0/10. Try again next time....


yes i do >.>;
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#69 Posted: 16:12:59 11/12/2013
The Saucy Wench Award
Zevran. Oh wait, we're not using dragon age characters? Hmm.... prolly Seiki

The Unsung User Award
Metallo

The Generic Caffeinated Brand Energy Drink Award
Ninjask, I mean sh'e in like everything.

If you had a twisted mind award it'd probably be me or Ninjask
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#70 Posted: 16:15:33 11/12/2013
hello this is HIR again i still have not gotten my account back to post in this thread but i just wanted to say assassinelf you suck and go away hahahaha lols

^.^; edgeworth megaman dmc i am HIR
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#71 Posted: 16:18:23 11/12/2013
We don't believe you, now go to your hole. And never come out, I'll make sure of it BG
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#72 Posted: 16:34:40 11/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
The Saucy Wench Award
Zevran. Oh wait, we're not using dragon age characters? Hmm.... prolly Seiki

The Unsung User Award
Metallo

The Generic Caffeinated Brand Energy Drink Award
Ninjask, I mean sh'e in like everything.

If you had a twisted mind award it'd probably be me or Ninjask



How twisted do you want?

This?
or
This?

"Warning: both Links contain mature/gore content"


OR do you want me to squeeze the life out of a humans broken utterly useless ***** soul?
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#73 Posted: 16:41:16 11/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
We don't believe you, now go to your hole. And never come out, I'll make sure of it BG



[User Posted Image]

NOT A HOLE
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#74 Posted: 17:39:29 11/12/2013
BG@ I realized. I don't like you though. Your house is a hole of desperation.
Ninjask@ It's... it's so beautiful. Begins to paint the scenes on my walls.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#75 Posted: 18:10:43 11/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
BG@ I realized. I don't like you though. Your house is a hole of desperation.
Ninjask@ It's... it's so beautiful. Begins to paint the scenes on my walls.



I just squeezed a Mouse... can you do that hmm?
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#76 Posted: 18:13:08 11/12/2013
Whaddaya mean squeeze a mouse? To Death? That's easy.
And I'myounger than most od you.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#77 Posted: 18:19:07 11/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
Whaddaya mean squeeze a mouse? To Death? That's easy.
And I'myounger than most od you.



Yes, a mouse

Eat some uncooked fish that is still splashing around
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#78 Posted: 18:24:52 11/12/2013
Hmmm... haven't quite tried that yet.
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#79 Posted: 18:29:29 11/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
Hmmm... haven't quite tried that yet.



It will do everything to escape, and I can hear its inner voice screaming
But I love the Inner screams of pain the best
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#80 Posted: 18:35:12 11/12/2013
Hmm..... I like betrayal more than pain. I think I was the reson my friend's sister's marriage didn't work out.
It.was.Funny.
"But, david, I never said you looked like the last time you were on a date it was with a troll. I just said it was with someone your grade level."
He was 21, with the mind of an 8 year old. They never made the connection between me and the one thingamajig. Diorce.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#81 Posted: 18:37:06 11/12/2013
Excuse me? Betrayal is fun, but do not use it against love, that is unnatural and I find it unrespectfull
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#82 Posted: 18:40:47 11/12/2013
No, I just found out the guy had a girlfriend. I decided to make it funny. I kinda felt a bit sorry for my friend's sister, but it was funny as heck when she pushed the guy into a bowl of punch.
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#83 Posted: 18:55:32 11/12/2013
The Saucy Wench Award (Sponsored by Rusty Pete's School of Piracy)
Brightscales

The Unsung User Award
I dunno, Metallo I guess.

The GENERIC CAFFEINATED BRAND Energy Drink Award
Bash28
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#84 Posted: 18:58:59 11/12/2013
Why do I find myself hyperactive?
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#85 Posted: 18:59:28 11/12/2013
The unsung User award goes to Metallo! Because there is like 5 nominations for him. and 1 nomination for 2 other people.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#86 Posted: 19:02:31 11/12/2013
Quote: assassinelf
The unsung User award goes to Metallo! Because there is like 5 nominations for him. and 1 nomination for 2 other people.



That, is, a, very, lame, reason, to, vote, for, someone.

IMAO
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#87 Posted: 19:16:31 11/12/2013
I was being

SARCASTIC
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#88 Posted: 19:18:10 11/12/2013
Then, where was the /sarcasm? hmm?
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#89 Posted: 20:55:07 11/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Ladies, take your bickering outside this topic, please. Thanks. ^.^
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#90 Posted: 20:56:11 11/12/2013
OMG WHEN WILL THE NEW RESULTS COME IN??????!!!
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Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#91 Posted: 20:58:06 11/12/2013
remember when i used to derail every topic with arguments


i nominate myself for saucy wench :^)
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#92 Posted: 21:16:19 11/12/2013
The saracsm was in all of it.
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#93 Posted: 21:57:17 11/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Ladies, take your bickering outside this topic, please. Thanks. ^.^



but assassinelf said he does not like me smilie
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#94 Posted: 21:59:23 11/12/2013 | Topic Creator
The Thinking Man's Award
Every year, the committee likes to remind this website that the brain is the most complex, and likely important, organ in your body. It chooses to recognize this with a cosmetic award celebrating people who make thoughtful, reflective posts. Clearly, the committee was not using their collective brains when figuring out a way to pay tribute to the the brain. Now I'm just squeezing the word "brain" into this spiel as much as possible. Brain brain brain. You may now theorize that I am actually a zombie.

And the nominees are...

Samius
A perfect example of an individual whose posts are grounded in realism, based upon his experiences. He is also the only entry on this list to symbolize both ends of the thoughtfulness spectrum thanks to his infamous drunk topics.

Metallo
The few. The proud. The Metallo. This guy was an early favorite with the committee due to his attempts at sparking up thoughtful, mostly political/state of the world discussions. Most of them ended up resembling Times Square during rush hour, but he gets an A- for effort! ^.^b

King_Pika
Nominated as a shining example of how to make a "good" excuse for poor behavior that gets you suspended. What's that? The Survivor game was his idea? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

HIR
Apparently a fan favorite, this lunatic has made several escapes from the local asylum, injuring 5 cops, 2 old women, and slicing a tree in half with his pinky toe in the process. He was last seen posing as a host for a fake awards topic.

UncleBob
A sudden candidate selected for his notable use of colorful language in his peaceful discussions with fellow user BahamutBreaker. ...My editor, Mitch, has just informed me that I'm apparently not being subtle enough with these descriptions. I will be firing him after this presentation. <.<

wspyro
Highly regarded by the committee for his ability to dish out some food for thought and handle any joke that gets tossed in his direction. A proverbial forum "jack of all trades."

somePerson
His ability to trick other members with thinly veiled sarcasm or contempt is second-to-none. In this snarky generation headlined by shows like Family Guy and South Park, this is a necessary skill, albeit one that may serve to make him a few enemies down the road. Noteworthy contributions include: getting HIR to swear and establishing the "Cult of Misanthropic Topic Bumpers."

And the reader's choice Darky goes to...
Samius! With significantly more interesting experiences to base his thoughts on than the other entries, Samius is a stunning example of quiet self-reflection mixed with waxing philosophical. Did that description make no sense? Probably, I'm just throwing darts at a thesaurus at this point. Keep those mental gears turning!


And the editor's choice Darky goes to...
Project_Unnamed! Let's be honest here. How many users can you think of that have never escalated an argument on this site? There are so very few, and this guy's one of them. That's not saying he's a people pleaser. He may hold opinions different than yours. But its his curiosity and willingness to discuss the different opinions that make him interesting to talk to. And that put him above the other nominees for the editor's board. Of course, I'm about to fire Mitch, so who knows how that will change these editor's choice picks. ^.^;
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assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#95 Posted: 21:59:50 11/12/2013
I don't. And I think HIR called me a girl.
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#96 Posted: 22:08:48 11/12/2013
somePerson
His ability to trick other members with thinly veiled sarcasm or contempt is second-to-none. In this snarky generation headlined by shows like Family Guy and South Park, this is a necessary skill, albeit one that may serve to make him a few enemies down the road. Noteworthy contributions include: getting HIR to swear and establishing the "Cult of Misanthropic Topic Bumpers."
'
Wait what?
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#97 Posted: 22:13:12 11/12/2013 | Topic Creator
^I've seen you trick Gooby, Ash, windumup, HCI, and a few others over the course of the year, whether intentional or not. *shrug*
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#98 Posted: 22:14:17 11/12/2013
How!? D:
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#99 Posted: 22:15:15 11/12/2013
(Steps onto stage)
I'd like to thank you all for voting for me! Special thank you"s go out to my many persona's and memes, Lanky Kong, Fawful, Good Ol' Cupcakemon, Psycho Litle, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Viklager, and anyone else I may have missed. And rememeber,
The Green Thunder Strikes like Lightning! (Dissapears in green smoke)
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hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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