Nominations and ideas for other categories are encouraged by all and will be treated with the utmost care. Our crack team of scientists will use the latest in high-tech award-calculating algorithms to ensure fair and accurate results are made. By which I mean a bunch of walruses nudge beach balls out of a swimming pool and we flip a few coins over at the office.
Don't like the idea? That's fine. But I'm doing in anyway. SCIENCE DEMANDS IT! And now, for the starting categories...
The "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>" Underachievement Award
For the user who consistently made jaw-dropping topics.
The Thinking Man's Award
For the most philosophical user.
The Lady Gaga Award
For the hyperactive people who needed three dozen avatars this past year. To be awarded to the user who wasn't content to keep one avatar long enough.
The Janet Jackson "Wardrobe Malfunction" Award
For the user who had the worst avatar change this year.
The Comeback Kid Award
For the unlikely return of a long-time user.
The "Screw This, I'm Outta Here!" Award
For the best sudden, unexplained departure. Bonus points if the user never returned.
The Dick Dasterdly Award
For the best topic derailment of 2013.
The Old Married Couple Award
For the pair of users who did the best bickering of the year. Bonus points if they got a shipping topic.
The Bass Pro Shops™ Award
For the best troll bait topic of the year.
The "Activity Level: Richard Simmons" Award
For the user who you think was active the most this year.
The Yoshi Award
For the cheeriest user of the year.
Possibly more to come!
Serious mode: This is just for fun. Don't take offense.