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Adolf Kitler [CLOSED]
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#1 Posted: 15:57:15 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:59:54 06/12/2013 by wreckingballbob
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#2 Posted: 17:33:36 06/12/2013
I was only 9 years old, I loved Hitler i had all the movies and books
Every night before bed i pray to Hitler thanking him for the life i've been given
"Hitler is love i say Hitler is life" my dad hears me and he calls a ***got
i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the Führer
I called him a ****
he slaps me and sends me to my room i'm crying now and my face hurts
i lay in bed and its really cold i feel a warmth moving towards me
i feel something touch me
it's Hitler!
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear "This is my bunker"
He grabs me with his powerful Führer hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my asscheeks for Hitler
He penetrates my butthole
it hurts so much but i do it for Hitler
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
i push against his force
I want to please the Führer
He screams a mighty FEGELEIN as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Hitler looks him straight in the eye and says "I did nazi this coming"
Hitler leaves through my window

Hitler is love, Hitler is life.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#3 Posted: 19:09:42 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
I am so scared.

I meant Kitler not Hitler.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#4 Posted: 19:16:26 06/12/2013
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? ¬_¬
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#5 Posted: 19:21:18 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: HIR
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? smilie



I think they are not funny too!

I like Kitler though.
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#6 Posted: 19:30:54 06/12/2013
dogs are inferior race. we must eradicate them off the face of the earth
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#7 Posted: 19:33:59 06/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: aran
dogs are inferior race. we must eradicate them off the face of the earth



Agreed. This must happen!
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IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#8 Posted: 20:44:59 06/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? smilie


you're not alone
EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4406
#9 Posted: 21:03:23 06/12/2013
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7038
#10 Posted: 21:29:53 06/12/2013
Hitler, 6 million + kills, only 1 death. #unfair
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#11 Posted: 21:47:44 06/12/2013
Donald Duck was a Nazi.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#12 Posted: 23:05:26 06/12/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Donald Duck was a Nazi.


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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#13 Posted: 23:43:09 06/12/2013
Quote: Mrmorrises
Hitler, 6 million + kills, only 1 death. #unfair

dam camper
LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760
#14 Posted: 00:06:01 07/12/2013
Quote: HIR
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? smilie

Batman jokes are better.
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The person who finally changed his Christmas avatar. Give me a cookie.
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#15 Posted: 00:11:16 07/12/2013
Quote: LegoLander
Quote: HIR
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? smilie

Batman jokes are better.


jokes on you, batman is a nazi
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#16 Posted: 00:14:24 07/12/2013
Quote: aran
Quote: LegoLander
Quote: HIR
Am I the only one on this site who doesn't think Hitler jokes are funny at all? smilie

Batman jokes are better.


jokes on you, batman is a nazi


Then Superman is America....
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#17 Posted: 00:21:29 07/12/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: aran
Quote: LegoLander

Batman jokes are better.


jokes on you, batman is a nazi


Then Superman is America....

NINE! it's caption america :I
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#18 Posted: 00:16:42 12/12/2013
I wish you a merry bump day I wish you a merry bump day and a happy new year!
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