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It's how they blackmail us now.

That's good @Isis

@Isis Because everyone else is broke from HDAZ's last raffle. >,>

XP

@HDAZ
MOAR BASHGLOW PLZ <3
BASHGLOW SHIPPING COMMUNITY, ANYONE?!

The Battle For The Sword

On a stick, Bash kicked his sword. He had been busy with the sword for hours and now wanted nothing more than an iridescent cuddle or a sticky massage from his lover Sky.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his rusty Sky appeared at the door, grinning slowly.

"Put down the sword," Sky said sloppily. "Unless you want me to kick that sword on your uvula."

Bash put down the sword. He was shiny. He had never seen Sky so wet before and it made him elegant.

Sky picked up the sword, then withdrew a brick from her head. "Don't be so shiny," Sky said with a wet grimace. "A dragon bit my ear this morning, and everything became pristine. Now with this sword and this brick I can sloppily rule the world!"

Bash clutched his crystalline ear jauntily. This was his lover, his rusty Sky, now staring at him with a wet head.

"Fight it!" Bash shouted. "The dragon just wants the sword for his own rusty devices! He doesn't love you, not the iridescent way I do!"

Bash could see Sky trembling jauntily. Bash reached out his uvula and touched Sky's head sloppily. He was rusty, so rusty, but he knew only his crystalline love for Sky would break the dragon's spell.

Sure enough, Sky dropped the sword with a thunk. "Oh, Bash," she squealed. "I'm so iridescent, can you ever forgive me?"

But Bash had already moved on a stick. Like an airplane that's shot out of the sky, he pressed his uvula into Sky's head. And as they fell together in a pristine fit of love, the sword lay on the floor, elegant and forgotten.

Stop with the caps. And this is really annoying.....

The Dragon Princess

Bash was walking through a crystalline meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a dry little dragon lying under a tree.

Bash skipped over to see the dear thing and was iridescent to find that she was hurt! A brick had pierced her elegant little ear and she whimpered huskily with the pain.

"My sticky little friend," Bash said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the brick, as jauntily as he could. The dragon cried out and Bash's heart ached, like an airplane that's shot out of the sky. "You'll be all right," Bash whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Sky and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Sky up in his arms, Bash carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Bash nursed Sky, cleaning her ear and feeding her Paper-brand dragon chow.

On the eighth night, Sky climbed into bed with Bash. She burrowed under the covers and majestically kicked Bash's head. It made Bash giggle and he cuddled close to Sky, stroking her uvula and singing sloppily to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Bash hurried home so he could curl up with Sky. It gave him a wet feeling whenever Sky kicked his head.

Then one night, Sky looked up at Bash and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a shiny princess."

Bash screamed slowly, he was so surprised. How could a dragon talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Sky said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Bash said and kissed Sky on her uvula. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a shiny princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Sky," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Bash said.

"See?" Sky said and showed Bash the scar from the brick on her ear. Then she kissed Bash and they tumbled on a stick and did a lot of very rusty things, some of them involving a pristine sword.

"I love you," Sky said when they were done. Bash clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Sky had stashed away.

And if Sky didn't know about Bash's visits to the dragon sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

once upon a time, bash and sky fell in love. then they died and everyone lived happily ever after, except bash and sky, because they're dead. the end

I'm gonna leave this topic for a couple of days.... >.<'

If you need me, I'll be in the RP and FG section.

okay i think im done now

ive used all the good combos

"He had never seen Sky so wet before and it made him elegant."
WTF HDAZ?!
That's really wrong

Quote: CommanderGame

"He had never seen Sky so wet before and it made him elegant."
WTF HDAZ?!
That's really wrong

WELL THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT.
I didn't notice until now

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

What's going on here now? e.e

No idea.

Quote: CommanderGame

"He had never seen Sky so wet before and it made him elegant."
WTF HDAZ?!
That's really wrong

I wish you never pointed that out.

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

What's going on here now? e.e

BASHGLOW HAPPENED <3
Oh and HDAZ's fan-focus became er, a bit dirty.
Quote: HotDogAndZap

Quote: CommanderGame

"He had never seen Sky so wet before and it made him elegant."
WTF HDAZ?!
That's really wrong

WELL THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT.
I didn't notice until now

Are you trying to make this series PG-13?!

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It gave him a wet feeling whenever Sky kicked his head.

This disturbs me as well

Why HDAZ

OH GOD GUYS YOU'RE TURNING AN INNOCENT THING INTO SOMETHING DIRTY

YOU'RE LIKE THE ENTIRE FANFIC COMMUNITY

This is literally what I said in another topic

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Oh ok. I think I'll stay here for a bit, it's getting to weird in S&N... .-.

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

these bashglow fics are amazing omg

finnaly someone who appreciates decent art
Quote: Sky Airglow

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It gave him a wet feeling whenever Sky kicked his head.

This disturbs me as well

Why HDAZ

OMG wow, didn't notice that

Quote: HotDogAndZap

OH GOD GUYS YOU'RE TURNING AN INNOCENT THING INTO SOMETHING DIRTY

YOU'RE LIKE THE ENTIRE FANFIC COMMUNITY

Well then don't pick wet as an adjective

The reason I left.


You guys are weird.

Quote: Sky Airglow

Quote: HotDogAndZap

OH GOD GUYS YOU'RE TURNING AN INNOCENT THING INTO SOMETHING DIRTY

YOU'RE LIKE THE ENTIRE FANFIC COMMUNITY

Well then don't pick wet as an adjective

"The wetter the better!"
-Spyro in Skylanders commercial.
I not even kidding.

@Bash I thought you knew that by now?

And you thought you were weird...

Heheh... e_e"

Okay no seriously you guys this is plain wrong

The Miracle Of The Dragon

Bash hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like an airplane that's shot out of the sky. He loathed it.

Every December, Bash would feel himself getting all rusty inside. He refused to put up a Christmas sword, he snapped at anyone crystalline enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Bash had to go to the mall to buy a shiny paper. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing jauntily around and so much Christmas music blaring majestically, he thought his uvula would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a dry woman collecting for charity. Bash never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the dry woman dropped his bells and ran on a stick. There was a sticky dragon right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the dry woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Bash rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a elegant bang and then everything went dark.

When Bash woke up, he was in a pristine room. There was a Christmas sword in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Bash's head hurt. A lot.

The dry woman came into the room. "I'm so iridescent!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Sky. You saved me from the truck. But your head is broken."

Bash hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas sword up and his head was broken, he felt quite wet, especially when he looked at Sky.

"Your head must hurt sloppily," Sky said. "I think this will help." And she kicked Bash several times.

Now Bash felt very wet indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Sky. "I love you," he said, and kissed Sky slowly.

"I love you too," said Sky. Just then, the dragon ran into the room and nuzzled Bash's ear. "I brought him home with us," Sky said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Bash said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.


OKAY LAST ONE

EDIT: OH GOD I FORGOT TO GET RID OF WET AS AN ADJECTIVE

I feel like an alien observing a foreign culture.

@HDAZ

COME ON NO NO NO NO

WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE WORD "WET" IN THERE

I. LOVE. CHRISTMAS.

NOW I DONT, THANK YOU VER MUCH HDAZ.

Quote: Sky Airglow

@Bash I thought you knew that by now?

And you thought you were weird...

Heheh... e_e"

Okay no seriously you guys this is plain wrong

I'm not on your guises level of weird.

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: Sky Airglow

Quote: HotDogAndZap

OH GOD GUYS YOU'RE TURNING AN INNOCENT THING INTO SOMETHING DIRTY

YOU'RE LIKE THE ENTIRE FANFIC COMMUNITY

Well then don't pick wet as an adjective

"The wetter the better!"
-Spyro in Skylanders commercial.
I not even kidding.

Quote: HotDogAndZap

The Miracle Of The Dragon

Bash hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like an airplane that's shot out of the sky. He loathed it.

Every December, Bash would feel himself getting all rusty inside. He refused to put up a Christmas sword, he snapped at anyone crystalline enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Bash had to go to the mall to buy a shiny paper. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing jauntily around and so much Christmas music blaring majestically, he thought his uvula would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a dry woman collecting for charity. Bash never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the dry woman dropped his bells and ran on a stick. There was a sticky dragon right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the dry woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Bash rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a elegant bang and then everything went dark.

When Bash woke up, he was in a pristine room. There was a Christmas sword in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Bash's head hurt. A lot.

The dry woman came into the room. "I'm so iridescent!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Sky. You saved me from the truck. But your head is broken."

Bash hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas sword up and his head was broken, he felt quite wet, especially when he looked at Sky.

"Your head must hurt sloppily," Sky said. "I think this will help." And she kicked Bash several times.

Now Bash felt very wet indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Sky. "I love you," he said, and kissed Sky slowly.

"I love you too," said Sky. Just then, the dragon ran into the room and nuzzled Bash's ear. "I brought him home with us," Sky said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Bash said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.


OKAY LAST ONE

EDIT: OH GOD I FORGOT TO GET RID OF WET AS AN ADJECTIVE

My response to both:

WHY

Quote: IsisStormDragon

I feel like an alien observing a foreign culture.

Someone hasn't read "darkSpyro for dummies"
I'm a dummy, so I should know,

BashGlow best shipping.

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Even though there was a Christmas sword up and his head was broken, he felt quite wet, especially when he looked at Sky.

Stop please I'm scared and scarred

"Now Bash felt very wet indeed"
WTF HDAZ HOW DO YOU EVEN

I'm thinking about leaving this site. No joke X3

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: IsisStormDragon

I feel like an alien observing a foreign culture.

Someone hasn't read "darkSpyro for dummies"
I'm a dummy, so I should know,

I've been here since before the dinosaurs. That guide's got nothin' on me. I just will never know what goes in the minds of people that are not me.

Quote: CommanderGame

"Now Bash felt very wet indeed"
WTF HDAZ HOW DO YOU EVEN

That whole paragraph

What The HECK

Oh look who showed up oh no

I wanted to enjoy my weekend but No. We have to do this kind of stuff.....

Quote: Bash28

I'm thinking about leaving this site. No joke X3

I want to say something

Uh

Please don't

We're all insane. XP

Quote: Bash28

I wanted to enjoy my weekend but No. We have to do this kind of stuff.....

Welcome to darkSpyro.

X/

SFDPITIO

OH GOD GUYS


IM GONNA SEND MY GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM

please remove "wet" from your vocabulary list ty HDAZ

Quote: Sky Airglow

Quote: Bash28

I'm thinking about leaving this site. No joke X3

I want to say something

Uh

Please don't

We're all insane. XP

SAY IT. IT CANT BE WORSE THAN ANY OF THIS.


Quote: Sky Airglow

Quote: Bash28

I wanted to enjoy my weekend but No. We have to do this kind of stuff.....

Welcome to darkSpyro.

X/

SFDPITIO

HEY NOW, WATCH YOUR TONE/TUDE.

Quote: CommanderGame

please remove "wet" from your vocabulary list ty HDAZ

agreed

What the heck happened to this topic

Quote: Bash28

I'm thinking about leaving this site. No joke X3

Please don't.

GUYS

I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK

IM SUFFOCATING

IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

Idk what your laughing at but, good.