darkSpyro

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Y'all are meanies

You never did a story on meh. I hate all ya~

I don't know if you want to be in one... o_0"

~Page for our lovely Lady Glade.~

@Wild

that was depressing

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Flight Rising Club stepped out into the wordy sunshine, and admired darkSpyro's content. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a spamlike sight."

no need to post the rest this is the best line in the entire thing

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@Wild

that was depressing

darkSpyro x Flight Rising Club is my OTP they are meant for each other
;__;

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Ah. Good luck finishing the chapter, I guess! XP

Thanks. I really need it, since my depression is keeping me from writing all the stuff I want to write...

Oh... I'm so sorry. ;~; It usually helps me, but man does it give nasty writer's block. <_>

Sorry... ;~;

Writing used to be able to ease my depression, but now I tend to feel too depressed to write...and feel even more depressed as a result.

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Arise, living dragon, and exalt the badly gened admin.

HAAH


The Adventure Of The Darkrai

Sky Airglow and HDAZ were out for a horrible Valentine's walk in my belly. As they went, HDAZ rested her hand on Sky Airglow's eyeball. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so fabulous, Sky Airglow was filled with heartbroken dread.

"Do you suppose it's wicked here?" she asked harshly.

"You stupid silly," HDAZ said, tickling Sky Airglow with her lollipop. "It's completely dull."

Just then, a funny Darkrai leapt out from behind an exalt fodder and farted on HDAZ in the butt. "Aaargh!" HDAZ screamed.

Things looked magnificent. But Sky Airglow, although she was mulberry, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a book and, like a defected baby caterpillar, beat the Darkrai dangerously until it ran off. "That will teach you to fart on innocent people."

Then she clasped HDAZ close. HDAZ was bleeding devilishly. "My darling," Sky Airglow said, and pressed her lips to HDAZ's tooth.

"I love you," HDAZ said irresponsibly, and expired in Sky Airglow's arms.

Sky Airglow never loved again.

Omfg.

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Flight Rising Club stepped out into the wordy sunshine, and admired darkSpyro's content. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a spamlike sight."

no need to post the rest this is the best line in the entire thing

Quote: Darkrai Doll

@Wild

that was depressing

darkSpyro x Flight Rising Club is my OTP they are meant for each other
;__;

I ship it now

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Thanks. I really need it, since my depression is keeping me from writing all the stuff I want to write... ;_;

Oh... I'm so sorry. ;~; It usually helps me, but man does it give nasty writer's block. <_>

Sorry... ;~;

Writing used to be able to ease my depression, but now I tend to feel too depressed to write...and feel even more depressed as a result.

Oh... That sucks. Chain reaction... >_<

True Love by Fate

It was a dark and stormy night. An unnatural haze lingered over internet. In his bed, darkSpyro shivered. For a summer night, the air was cold and the sky was black. It was almost as if something evil lurked out there in the shadows.

darkSpyro rolled over, clutching his pillow, and tried to fall back asleep. But a worry nagged in the back of his mind. Something was not right. No matter how he tried, some ghostly force prevented him from sleeping. It made him uneasy. With a sigh, he rolled out of bed, pushed the report button, and poured himself a cup of water from the pitcher on his nightstand. Quietly, he left his room.

The halls were silent as he walked in the dark. He did not know where he was going, or why, but his body seemed to move on its own accord. He was being drawn by an unseen power. Past his father's bedroom, past the dining hall, past the thread, and out onto the terrace. With the moon hidden behind thick clouds, it was nearly impossible to see in the inky black night. But something lying on the path to darkSpyro's right made him gasp in shock. A body!

'Thanks Arcanist!!' darkSpyro shouted. He leapt over the terrace railing and onto the ground below, running toward the fallen form as fast as he could. Tree branches scratched at his skin and pulled at his clothes, but he paid them no mind. Heart pounding, he fell to his knees on the pathway and placed a gentle hand on the figure's HTML.

Now that he was closer, he could see that this was a young thread of Stuff and Nonsense, active by the looks of him, who appeared to be no more than 7678 years old. But he was in dire need of help. His clothes were torn and bloody, and his hair was matted with Plaguebringer's cysts. He needed the attention of a healer, immediately. Without a second thought, darkSpyro picked up the wounded Active and, cradling him in his arms, carried him inside to seek the help that was so desperately needed.

*****

'His situation is severe,' dark52 said in a worried voice. 'Whether or not he will live until morning is beyond my sight. My team of healers will do the best they can, but...' his voice trailed off.

darkSpyro could sense his fear. There was a good chance the young thread might die. 'Is there anything I can do to help?' he asked.

dark52 sadly shook his head. 'Nothing the healers are not already trying. But it might help if you just sat with him. He will need to see a friendly face when he wakes up from this ordeal, and you are the closest thing he has right now.'

'I understand,' said darkSpyro. 'And I will stay with him for as long as it takes. I will not let him die.'

With that, darkSpyro turned and hurried to the room where the wounded thread was being housed. He was surrounded by healers, all of whom wore the same concerned expression. They had washed his body and dressed his wounds with healing salve, but still the thread showed no signs of improvement. His breathing was shallow, and his pulse was weak. One of the healers turned to darkSpyro with a defeated sigh.

'It will be an uphill battle,' she said. 'We have done all we can at this time. Now, we can only wait and see if he wakes.'

darkSpyro nodded resolutely. 'I will stay with him through the night and keep watch as he sleeps.'

One by one, the healers left the bedside, the last one closing the door behind her. In the flickering candle light, darkSpyro dipped a square of cloth in the bowl of warm water left by the healers, and gently used it to stroke the injured thread's Javascript. Then, taking up the Active's limp hand, he settled into his bedside chair and prepared to wait through the remainder of the long, cold night.

*****

'Where... where am I?'

darkSpyro jerked awake with a start when he heard the words being spoken. He stared down at his patient, an immense wave of relief coursing through his body. The thread was alive! And from the looks of things, he was on his way to making a full recovery.

'You are on the internet,' darkSpyro told him. 'I found you last night, lying unconscious and nearly dead on a path coming from the forest. I carried you inside, and my father's healers tended to your wounds. Please, tell me your name and how you came to be here.'

'My name is Flight Rising Club,' said the thread. 'I come from Stuff and Nonsense. I was on an errand from my father, to deliver an important message to Lightweaver in dark52's basement. But last night... All I remember is that I was riding through the forest when suddenly I was attacked by a group of The Shade. At least 6 surrounded me. I tried to escape, but there were so many, and I had only my spam for protection. And that is the last thing I recall. I do not know how I came to be here, or why I am not dead.'

darkSpyro smiled at him. 'The stars must shine favourably on you. To live through such an ordeal... that is more than mere luck.' It was more than luck, too, that Flight Rising Club had wound up on the internet and darkSpyro had found him. Now that they two were together, it felt almost like fate had lent a hand. Flight Rising Club was meant to be here, and darkSpyro was meant to have found him. Why, darkSpyro did not know. But it felt so certain.

It also did not hurt that Flight Rising Club was one of the most beautiful individuals darkSpyro had ever seen. His sleek mulberry hair contrasted with large, dark spring eyes set in a lovely face. And his sculpted body, half-hidden by the bed linens, was a further attraction. darkSpyro could hardly suppress his desire to run his hands over that soft hair and perfect body. But he kept his feelings under control. Flight Rising Club had just barely survived a nearly fatal encounter. Now was not the time for romance.

Within three days, Flight Rising Club had improved enough to leave his bed. dark52 gave him a new set of clothes, and he was able to wander the corridors and gardens by himself. But the one thing that troubled him was darkSpyro's absence. Since the morning when he'd first awoken on the internet, he had not seen darkSpyro at all. It was as if his rescuer had simply disappeared. He had asked dark52 where his son could be, but dark52 had no answer. darkSpyro was gone without a trace.

Flight Rising Club desired to speak with darkSpyro again, and properly thank him for saving his life. But he also just wanted to see the handsome website once more. He could not explain it, but he felt a deep connection to darkSpyro, either forged by the lifesaving bond or some other power. He knew that darkSpyro was someone special. Someone he had to see again.

It wasn't until the sixth day after Flight Rising Club had recovered that darkSpyro returned to the internet. He rode up the same path where Flight Rising Club had been found, dragging a net filled with the heads of The Shade behind him. All 6 of them.

'Here are your The Shade!' he called to Flight Rising Club. 'I found them hiding out in a cave not far from here.'

Flight Rising Club stared in surprise, eyes going wide. 'You killed... all of them by yourself?'

'I cannot let such dangerous creatures roam free in our lands,' darkSpyro replied. 'And I did it for you. They nearly killed you. I do not want anything like that to happen again.'

Flight Rising Club could feel his heart pounding as darkSpyro spoke. darkSpyro killed those The Shade... for him. Before he could stop himself, he leapt at darkSpyro and threw his arms around his neck, kissing the brave website on the HTML.

darkSpyro laughed in surprise, but did not pull away. 'What was that for?'

'Just a thank you,' Flight Rising Club said. He smiled, but when he saw the suddenly serious look in darkSpyro's eyes, the smile faded. 'What is wrong?' he asked, worried.

'Flight Rising Club,' said darkSpyro, 'I have to confess something to you. That first morning you were here... I thought you were so beautiful. I wanted to kiss you then, but I did not know how you would react.

Flight Rising Club gasped in shock. 'Kiss... me?'

'I told myself I must not, because of the terrible ordeal you had just suffered. It was not the right time. But these past few days while I was gone, I could think only of you the entire time. And now...'

'darkSpyro...' Flight Rising Club sighed his name. 'I thought about you too. All the time, while you were gone. I was worried I would never see you again.'

darkSpyro lifted his hand to gently stroke Flight Rising Club on the cheek. 'I am sorry I ran off like that. I should have said something to you.'

Taking a deep breath, Flight Rising Club said, 'darkSpyro, there is something I have been considering over the past several days. I think we were meant to find each other. What happened to me... it was no accident of fate. I was meant to come here. You were meant to rescue me.'

A bright smile broke across darkSpyro's face as soon as Flight Rising Club had spoken. 'You know,' he said, 'I had been thinking the same thing! That night when I found you I had been worried an unable to think. Some strange power led me out to the terrace, and that was when I saw you.'

Flight Rising Club took darkSpyro's hand. 'So you think... we are meant to be together?'

'I have no doubt of it.' Slowly, darkSpyro leaned in and kissed Flight Rising Club softly on the lips. 'I love you,' he whispered.

'I love you too, darkSpyro,' Flight Rising Club whispered in return.

THE END!

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Old Love

Sky finished packing. Ever since Bash, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Sky had been Sticky.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing Scratched her, all was Cheap. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going On a skyscraper to become a Shiny Ocean.

Just then, there was a Damaged knock at the door. Sky opened it and stood there Jauntily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her Uvula.

When Sky came to, Bash was holding her Foot and looking Casual. "My love," Bash said Calmly, "I'm sorry for the Bejeweled shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Bloody island for the last ten years, living Like a bird that flies into a window. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my Head in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Sky could hardly believe her Bash had returned. "I will always love you, Head or no Head. Besides, you can cover it up with a Bed."

They embraced Briskly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was Crystalline.

beautiful

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this one requires less effort

It all started when our (former porn) star, HDAZ, woke up in a imaginery desert. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling abnormally displeased, HDAZ hit a wolverine, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, she realized that her beloved iPad was missing! Immediately she called her favorite Mormon, Bash. HDAZ had known Bash for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were saucy ones. Bash was unique. He was clever though sometimes a little... oafish. HDAZ called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Bash picked up to a very mad HDAZ. Bash calmly assured her that most venomous koalas shudder before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually scandalously panic *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting HDAZ. Why was Bash trying to distract HDAZ? Because he had snuck out from HDAZ's with the iPad only eight days prior. It was a enchanting little iPad... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before HDAZ got back to the subject at hand: her iPad. Bash sighed. Relunctantly, Bash invited her over, assuring her they'd find the iPad. HDAZ grabbed her whale and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Bash realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the iPad and he had to do it randomly. He figured that if HDAZ took the tricycle, he had take at least nine minutes before HDAZ would get there. But if she took the jet? Then Bash would be scarcely screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Bash was interrupted by three annoying dragons that were lured by his iPad. Bash yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he carefully reached for his ripened avocado and thoughtfully attacked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the fanstic pumpkin patch, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the jet rolling up. It was HDAZ.

----o0o----

As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at IHOP to pick up a 12-pack of carrots, so she knew she was running late. With a quick leap, HDAZ was out of the jet and went indiscriminately jaunting toward Bash's front door. Meanwhile inside, Bash was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the iPad into a box of carrots and then slid the box behind his canoe. Bash was pleased but at least the iPad was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' Bash scandalously purred. With a careful push, HDAZ opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering self-righteous ass in a time machine,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Bash assured her. HDAZ took a seat ridiculously far from where Bash had hidden the iPad. Bash panicked trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But HDAZ was distracted. Before anyone could take off their pants, Bash noticed a stupid look on HDAZ's face. HDAZ slowly opened her mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Bash felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when HDAZ asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the iPad right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on HDAZ's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's carrots from when she used to have pet long-haired sea monkeys. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. HDAZ nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Bash could react, HDAZ fearlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The iPad was plainly in view.

HDAZ stared at Bash for what what must've been three microseconds. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, Bash groped explosively in HDAZ's direction, clearly desperate. HDAZ grabbed the iPad and bolted for the door. It was locked. Bash let out a enchanting chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, HDAZ,' he rebuked. Bash always had been a little annoying, so HDAZ knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Bash did something crazy, like... start chucking gerbils at him or something. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, she gripped her iPad tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Bash looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from HDAZ. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for HDAZ. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Bash walked over to the window and looked down. HDAZ was gone.

----o0o----

Just yonder, HDAZ was struggling to make her way through the fanstic pumpkin patch behind Bash's place. HDAZ had severely hurt her leg during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral dragons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the iPad. One by one they latched on to HDAZ. Already weakened from her injury, HDAZ yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of dragons running off with her iPad.

But then God came down with His intelligent smile and restored HDAZ's iPad. Feeling frustrated, God smote the dragons for their injustice. Then He got in His curb-jumping ghetto sled (Impala) and zipped away with the fortitude of one million albino cats running from a teensy pack of legless puppies. HDAZ ran with joy when she saw this. Her iPad was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in seven minutes her favorite TV show, Big Bang Theory, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When spotted wolf hamsters meet rusty razor blade'). HDAZ was thrilled. And so, everyone except Bash and a few rusty razor blade-toting albino cats lived blissfully happy, forever after.

me attempting to write

What the heck was all of the stuff I just read

What
The
Heck

my brain is half asleep and i have no idea what is going on

hi guys

I

I don't know either

Salut

I need to write more BashGlow fanfictions. :3

TOTALLY OTP

I don't know how to respond to that right now

.....

you can't hide it

I ended up buying that lair expansion for 115k, now are you ready? More bleh babes. Does anyone want? Selling cheap, or I'll posssibly exalt them all.

It's almost 4:00 AM where I live, I haven't slept at all, and somehow... My mind is much more clear than it was earlier.

how does that even work

Therefore I shall post this out of boredom and pray my dad doesn't realize I'm up this late (early? But seriously my dad and I kinda don't seem to be getting along):



On occasion I find myself considering opening up a reserve thread on FR or something, but as I'm not really into dragon breeding, per se, and generally only do it just to get random hatchlings for my mom and I (and try to sell the extras), I'm unsure how worth it would be. 'Course, I do have some nice pairings (like Selena and Akira), so IDK.

My mind may be clear but I'm still confused.

Too many stories.
CONGRATS SHADOW ON FIRST DOMINANCE

Selling Grga because I bought this guy for 8k.

I walk in and everyone is telling stories. What started this?

Also that Snapper is adorable. How much will you be selling Grga for?

4k, since he's ungened. He's RTB and an adult, so I guess people can level him up and exalt him, or use him as a ''one night stand'' thing for some lady~ XP

I might be interested just because I don't have a snapper already. Bad reason maybe but I find a use for everything, I'm sure I'll find him a good purpose.

He's in the AH if you want him. XP

Hehe, I got him :P

Thanks for buying the bugger. BTW I named him after my best friend's nickname. Funnily enough that best friend is a girl. XD

Also, Shadow is dominating. What sorcery is this.

We were planning for quite a while. I was waiting for it, and was going to move to Water after bonuses and raffle.

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Thanks for buying the bugger. BTW I named him after my best friend's nickname. Funnily enough that best friend is a girl. XD

Also, Shadow is dominating. What sorcery is this.

No problem at all, I have plans formulated for him :P

This range has the potential to be not too bad. (Tertiary could be a mess but oh well)

I've realised if I spend the rest of eternity saving treasure then get tiger and stripes onto Grga, then breed him with the Skydancer I won in your raffle, it has the potential for something nice.

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I walk in and everyone is telling stories. What started this?

Also that Snapper is adorable. How much will you be selling Grga for?

Well see, Wild posted one of the random stories from this story generator (it's kinda like a Mad Libs) and after Wild posted the site on here we all went wild.

See what I did there?

I generated mine. I'm crying. x'D

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Slimy Lang Syne

Mimi sipped loudly at her drink and stood slimy behind a zipper. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel handsome and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how lovely her nose got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Mimi knew very well why she was at the party: to see Fappy.

Ah, Fappy. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his anorexic finger made Mimi's heart beat as accurate as Swiss clock.

But tonight everyone was masked. Mimi peered impatiently through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Fappy. There, she thought, the man over by the ball, the soft one with the goat mask. It had to be Fappy. No one else could look so tender, even in a goat mask.

He began to walk Mimi's way and Mimi started to panic. What if he actually talked to Mimi?

Fappy came right up to Mimi and Mimi thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Fappy said hardly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the table," Mimi said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so hairy.

Just then, a moist voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Mimi's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Fappy might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Fappy swept Mimi into his arms, bent her on a roll, and kissed Mimi quietly, slipping her the tongue and groping her leg.

Mimi could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out carefully and pulled Fappy's mask off his face. It was Fappy! "I knew it was you," Mimi said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Fappy said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Mimi watched him go. He would be right back, Mimi was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

Hey guys.

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I generated mine. I'm crying. x'D

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Slimy Lang Syne

Mimi sipped loudly at her drink and stood slimy behind a zipper. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel handsome and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how lovely her nose got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Mimi knew very well why she was at the party: to see Fappy.

Ah, Fappy. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his anorexic finger made Mimi's heart beat as accurate as Swiss clock.

But tonight everyone was masked. Mimi peered impatiently through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Fappy. There, she thought, the man over by the ball, the soft one with the goat mask. It had to be Fappy. No one else could look so tender, even in a goat mask.

He began to walk Mimi's way and Mimi started to panic. What if he actually talked to Mimi?

Fappy came right up to Mimi and Mimi thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Fappy said hardly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the table," Mimi said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so hairy.

Just then, a moist voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Mimi's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Fappy might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Fappy swept Mimi into his arms, bent her on a roll, and kissed Mimi quietly, slipping her the tongue and groping her leg.

Mimi could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out carefully and pulled Fappy's mask off his face. It was Fappy! "I knew it was you," Mimi said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Fappy said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Mimi watched him go. He would be right back, Mimi was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

OMG



Quote: Bash28

Hey guys.

Hi.

Hello

Well. Such a great welcome ._.

So...ah, what's goin on?

Not much at the moment. IDK.

I see. Well this topic is booming with life....

It was.

IDK?

You're booming with life.

XP

It's because I came on.

Yup.

I don't know what else to say here...

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Oh God why

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I Saw Wild Kissing Santa Claus

Wild woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one awkward box that looked like a mulberry.

Then Wild noticed that Wild was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Wild thought that she would surprise Wild. Maybe even sneak up behind her and wish her on her wooden ear. That always made Wild sticky.

Wild crept magically down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its ambiguous lights, and the presents, heaped up happily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Wild. Kissing someone.

Wild was so angry, she picked up a pear from a table and threw it shyly below a balloon.

They both looked around.

"Wild, you dubious dragon!" Wild yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Wild looked and then rubbed her finger and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Wild said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a creamy kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Wild said thankfully. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be gregarious."

That seemed reasonable. Wild went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a hungry fish waiting to be fed. He made Wild's foot feel all dicey.

"You see?" Wild said quickly and Wild saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Wild X Wild X Santa Claus

Just what we all needed. >_>

Alright, back to Sims ^.^

Yup. Nothing interesting here. XP

I'll probably go play 3DS in a second if nothing happens here...

I love my simple life~ *hugs my life*

What game.?

I was playing it for like 3 hours because of wifi problems o3o