darkSpyro

Sorry, but I'm hating Disny more and more

then you'd like exploding castles and platypi.

Neato.

Next part plz!

Quote: ZapNorris

then you'd like exploding castles and platypi.

I like to see peeps suffering heavy pain.....

TDITD

Chapter 5

drobot finds something

(in another part of disneyland)
where's everyone going?
Mabu: we need to evacuate!
okay then..
(most of the people evacuate)
Mabu: we've set up tents. go in!
(drobot walks into a tent to see scratch)
(awkward stop)
h-hi...
hey! i'm scratch! nice armor? who made it?
i did...
cool! i had mine made myself too! maybe we should hang out more.
(scratch walks away)
wow.... such-
dude, you're never gonna have a chance! you're the biggest nerd in skylands..
but she made her own armor!
out of your league man.

TBC

Omg dude I live in LA!Atleast inglewood

well... that was crazy.

Yep.

Also,yay drobot and scratch pairing,a fan thought of pairing I for some reason like already!

the next chapter will come soon. i might bump back in the ring up by a week.

The one weakness of disney vs sklanders,is that the characters have tv shows with thier weaknesses lol.

yeah, night shifts phineas defeat was epic..

EXPLODING PLATYPUS

TDITD

Chapter 6

Ka-Boom!

*all the people wait outside of the damaged disneyworld*
(still frozen) what's gonna happen?
i heard that this place is gonna close..
can you get me out of here?
sure..
(hot dog rubs up on the ice cube, melting it.)
thanks!
(a dark group of clouds floats above. a spark of light falls from it)
the spark... it's moving! and changing!
well crap.
(sorcerer mickey, mr incredible, sulley, and jack sparrow are formed from the spark.)
SM: Now... we just want the skylanders. give them to us.
MRI: yeah, give them to us!
no way!
(scratch beats the crap out of mr incredible. he explodes into pieces.)
wow! that was...
cool? amazing? bad-ass?
sexy.
(blushes) oh my.. that's odd.. oh, you might wanna control that... excitement.
(scratch points at drobot's legs.)
oops... (blushes)
i just wanna throw up now..
SM: IMPOSSIBLE! A CAT!
take this!
(scratch claws mickey's face. glowing blood falls down his body. boomer fights sulley and jack sparrow.)
SM: No.. no... Well my friends... KA-BOOM!
(disneyland explodes)
(mickey vanishes)

Drobots reproductive organ is visible?Lol.

lol.

pushed up back in the ring by a week.

have a holly jolly bumble blast is a 1 story chapter to be released on december 25th.

Wait hold up a sec,do dragons even have one O_X?

Yeah... Sometimes the skylanders will have their awkward moments.

back in the ring begins this friday!

Me told you,me not that kind of Orc,me want kittens playing,me no want fighting ,me going to orcs roleplay,raiders of the lost orcs.

what?

I'm going to be writing a BIG story in January. It involves the skylanders coming to our world as animals!

More details coming soon. It'll be called Skylanders: Gone Wild

I got the idea from a person on deviant art

Me like idea,me give orcish seal of approval

i bumped it from 1/1 to 12/26!

so pumped for S:GW!

if only that was a real game!

i can imagine some of the animals skylanders will be.

Sheep:Now the tables have turned spyros,muah aha,haha,MUAHAHAHHA!!!Baah.

REVENGE!

Cool Shorts

Thanks.

Bumped up a bunch of stuff.

figured out what animals some skylanders will be in Gone Wild.

Bash-Armildillo
Warnado-Turtle

so... whaddya think of the stories?

Wait Drobot doesn't even have one... How can he get a election like that?

he can vote.

ARE YOU READY FOR....


Skylanders: GONE WILD!

the first chapter comes in a bit!

Skylanders: Gone Wild!

Chapter 1

The Missing Club

(the skylanders are in a room.)

so, what should we do? we could swim.. go eat... or do both!
NO, WE ARE NOT GOING FISHING!
fine..
keep talking... i'm writing this... this could be like a game trailer or something..
(zoo lou runs in the room and starts looking through a pile of junk.)
WHERE IS IT!?!?!?
where is what?
my club! it's gone! all i found is this note..

and the note reads..

Dear zoo loser,
it is i, PIPSQUEAK! i stole your magic club-thing and am using it to make evil animals!
the only way to stop me is to find the 3 wild amulets, but YOU CAN'T FIND THEM! they are hidden in 3 secret locations on a planet... with lots of animals!
so long,
PIPSQUEAK!


- - -

this is bad... but where is the animal planet?
channel 1054.
not helpful!
sorry, but i HAD TO!
guys, i know wher we need to go..


(in a mission room)

why are we here?
i have no idea...
AND I DON'T CARE!
this is awkward..

so, we need to go to planet earth to find the 3 wild amulets and save the WORLD!
so what's up with the boxes?
can we open them?
yes...
(skylanders open boxes with images of animals in them.)
hey! sheep!
a wolf... hey!
now here comes the bad news... in order to blend in, you're gonna be that animal.
WHAT!?!?
I AM NOT A COW!!
make me a sheep and i will shove a stick of dynamite in your mother's-
we're teleporting!
(they're sent to earth)
(from command base) operation gone wild... IS A GO!

Awesome. If you had made Stealth Elf a harmless animal.....

she's a tiger.

CHAPTER 2!


S:GW!

Chapter 2

on earth...

(the skylanders arrive to earth as the animals.)

A GOAT!?
i'm A FREAKING TIGER!
awesome..
now let's go.. we've been assigned districts... the wild, the city, and the farm.

(they head off.)

(in the ocean..)

okay chill.. we've got to look for the 1st wild amulet..
SWIM!
( a large net takes zap and chill)


- - -

okay... let's get adopted..
a pet store!
can one of you carry me over there?
i'm not happy.
just be calm..
( a human picks up the 5)

(in the store)

okay... act cute! maybe we can find the amulet at a home!
guys.. i'm getting CHOSEN!
Kid: can we get him?
Mom: only if we neuter him..
what?
well you see..
(cynder whispers in hot dog's ear)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(hot dog is picked up and goes home.)

in the farm..

Farm dude: well look here, new animals! you can call this place home..
(farm dude leaves. boomer, spyro, and prism break look for the amulet)
GUYS, I THINK I FOUND IT!
but wait.. the farm is called gold chain farm. without the amulet, the place will die!
i have an idea! MOO!

TBC!

whatt no bash or warnado?

None.

noep.

S:GW!

Chapter 3

Mysteriously Colored

(in the wild district)

alright guys..
we need to get to someplace where we can be safe... we already lost ghost roaster to some clowns with CAGES FULL of animals!
and i think i know why!
(the skylanders enter a circle of trees where 2 owls are meeting.)
Owl 1: okay. our brethren are being stolen by mysteriously colored men... with mysteriously colored hair...
Owl 2: what do we do?
i CAN HELP! the're being taken by a circus!
Owl 1: what's a circus?
a place where animals are shown and treated poorly. by the looks of it, the're heading to golden chain farms, here, the ocean, and Bill X.'s pet store.
rawr.
Owl 1: you mean pipsqueak circus? home of the famous mesmerelda puppet shows? those guys are coming here friday night!
Owl 2: and their big trademark is a golden amulet..
BINGO! we need to go to that circus!
Owl 1: here they come!
(the clowns take grim creeper, stealth elf, and eruptor.)


meanwhile at bill X.'s

now all we need to do is find the amulet..
GUYS! the owner, bill X, was just seen with the AMULET!
bingo!
now, we need to find him..
he just found us.
Bill X: it's the time to go, animals! the humane society is here! you'll be going out the doors, find an owner! so i can live without fear....
(bill x takes the 4 outside to a adoption event.)
okay... just stay calm..
i'm going back in!!
(trigger happy goes back in the store. bill x is there at the doors)
Bill X: so you're here, little bunny, why did you come back? want this? (holds up amulet) ha! you wish! (throws it in komodo dragon cage)
now go before i attack!
(trigger happy runs to the komodo dragon cage. he grabs the amulet. bill x is about to grab him when the police come in.)
Police: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ANIMAL ABUSE, FOO'!
(the police arrest bill x. everyone panics. a man comes and adopts cynder, trigger happy, pop fizz, and gill grunt.)

TBC!

Lol,i was expectante the Chanel line coming out when spyro says whats the animal planet.

yeah, channel line was LOL.

Hmm..... it really doesn't seem like the tiger and the wolf can actually attack...

i'll write chapter 4 soon.

Coolio

S:GW!

Chapter 4

Raise This Barn!


(in the gold chain farm)
WE HAVE TO SAVE THE BARN!
no, we just need the amulet.
without the amulet, the farm will crumble.
Pig: yes, the amulet powers the farm.
where did you come from?
Pig: you guys are in the farmhouse, we're the only ones awake. now, let's get everyone off their bums.
(animals wake up)
listen! we need to take the amulet. then that'll show the farmer that his farm will crumble if he does not take care of it.
Pig: everyone take some seed snad plant them. the cows will rake the ground.
(the animals get to work)

the next morning...

Farm dude: hey look.. the amulte's gone and the plants are doing fine... WHO DID THIS?
(farmer sees all the animals)
Farm dude: well i'll be bamboo-yahed! you guys did this! i don't need no stinkin' amulet!
(animals celebrate. spyro, boomer, and prism break leave)
awesome! all we need is the last one and...
(spyro, boomer, and prism break are taken by a man)

(they wake up)
where are we...
???: WELCOME TO PIPSQUEAK CIRCUS!!
AHHHH!
????: tonight, hundereds are coming to see your unusual powers. NOW WORK!
gill? triggs?
over here.
we've got one, you've got one, and i see the last one!
(the last amulet is in the possesion of a statue of a cyclops holding it. the statue is solid gold and in the middle of a flaming ring.)
????: the green sheep will jump through the flaming hoop..TONIGHT!

AWESOME.... can Stealth ELf get it...

You want stealth elf too...

Yeah.... she is nimble, especially as a tiger, she could get through without burns

Next 3 chapters come tomorrow..

Ok......

IT"S OLAF>>>>>>> who's olaf?

He's from frozen.

So, after this, there's the night shift story, then the boomer story..

Rod Serling:Spyro and his friends were trapped in a farmhouse,a farmhouse only found...in the twighlight zone.