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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4958
#51 Posted: 05:44:14 27/10/2013
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and i only know how to make one thing smilie

*picks lemon*
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7740
#52 Posted: 05:51:22 27/10/2013 | Topic Creator
I'm a horrible cook...AND THAT'S WHY I'M TEACHING ALL OF YOU smilie
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#53 Posted: 06:11:56 27/10/2013
listen i need to cook does anyone here know how to cook some crystal
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4958
#54 Posted: 06:15:58 27/10/2013
Quote: Spyro-Gamer
I'm a horrible cook...AND THAT'S WHY I'M TEACHING ALL OF YOU smilie


Thanks smilie

Quote: Big Green
listen i need to cook does anyone here know how to cook some crystal



burn it. or use an flame thing.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5772
#55 Posted: 06:20:06 27/10/2013
Quote: Big Green
listen i need to cook does anyone here know how to cook some crystal



you need to put a hero in a blender and mix them for 37 minutes
Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7740
#56 Posted: 06:21:34 27/10/2013 | Topic Creator
^Yes, crystal knows what to do.
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#57 Posted: 06:23:04 27/10/2013
Quote: crystalhero37
Quote: Big Green
listen i need to cook does anyone here know how to cook some crystal



you need to put a hero in a blender and mix them for 37 minutes



is that how to make the good **** that goes for like $300 per gram
Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7740
#58 Posted: 06:28:15 27/10/2013 | Topic Creator
....yes.
RumpleLover Emerald Sparx Gems: 3067
#59 Posted: 02:51:23 28/10/2013
I once burned easy mac - I can't cook to save my life! smilie
S-G, can you help me? Is there any hope for me?
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"How you can see the man behind the monster, I will never know."
"But that monster's gone... The man beneath him may be flawed, but we all are."
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#60 Posted: 02:53:36 28/10/2013
can you make cookies using cooking guid and using tom's flower
Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7740
#61 Posted: 03:07:06 28/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: RumpleLover
I once burned easy mac - I can't cook to save my life! smilie
S-G, can you help me? Is there any hope for me?


*throws toaster at you*
I WILL TEACH YOU MY WAYS, OLDER ONE.
THE FIRST STEP...IS TO MAKE TOAST
TRY IT
RumpleLover Emerald Sparx Gems: 3067
#62 Posted: 03:29:14 28/10/2013
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: RumpleLover
I once burned easy mac - I can't cook to save my life! smilie
S-G, can you help me? Is there any hope for me?



Why not just make cereal?



Cereal, I'm actually quite good at! smilie


Ouch! That hurt! Why are you throwing things at me? *rubs head*

Toast... Does that go in the... microwave?
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"How you can see the man behind the monster, I will never know."
"But that monster's gone... The man beneath him may be flawed, but we all are."
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:30:10 28/10/2013 by RumpleLover
Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7740
#63 Posted: 04:00:14 28/10/2013 | Topic Creator
No, toast goes in the toaster, hence the word 'toast' in 'toaster'.
MAKE TOAST NAO
RumpleLover Emerald Sparx Gems: 3067
#64 Posted: 04:15:05 28/10/2013
Oh.... *picks up toaster* Is that why you threw this at me?

*looks toaster over, then puts bread in, and pushes lever* Lever won't stay down. *pushes lever furiously, trying to get it to stay down.*

Why won't this stupid thing stay down?!?!?!
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"How you can see the man behind the monster, I will never know."
"But that monster's gone... The man beneath him may be flawed, but we all are."
Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7740
#65 Posted: 07:50:24 28/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Yes.

DEFAULTY TOASTER *chucks another toaster at you* TRY THIS ONE :D
RumpleLover Emerald Sparx Gems: 3067
#66 Posted: 14:37:48 28/10/2013
*dodges toaster* Ha! You missed! *picks up toaster and does same as before.* Stupid toasters! Argh! *Looks down and realizes it's not plugged in.* Oh, this might help... *plugs toaster in, pushes lever down, and waits for toast*

(yes, I've seriously done this before. smilie)
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"How you can see the man behind the monster, I will never know."
"But that monster's gone... The man beneath him may be flawed, but we all are."
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