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prextail202
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#1 Posted: 23:20:30 15/10/2013 | Topic Creator
So now that i`m over my little fear, Any of you have any funny or scarry conversations with CleverBot?
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess |
hardcoreignitor
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#2 Posted: 23:20:58 15/10/2013
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBOT
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
somePerson
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#3 Posted: 23:26:35 15/10/2013
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hardcoreignitor
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#4 Posted: 23:29:16 15/10/2013
EGAD! we both got Goomy avatars at the same time!
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nyeheheheheh hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3 |
prextail202
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#5 Posted: 00:24:24 16/10/2013 | Topic Creator
You guys where wondering why i was afraid....
Maybe this should help....? I swear its not fake.... ![]()
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess |
HotDogAndZap
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#6 Posted: 00:36:40 16/10/2013
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somePerson
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#7 Posted: 00:44:22 16/10/2013
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HotDogAndZap
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#8 Posted: 00:44:30 16/10/2013
I'm really scared now.
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cowpowa23
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#9 Posted: 01:00:33 16/10/2013
Quote: prextail202
I don't see what's so scary...e.e
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Dark_Spyro999
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#10 Posted: 01:54:27 16/10/2013
![]() Yup... So subtle.
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I is ded |
HotDogAndZap
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#11 Posted: 02:24:45 16/10/2013
Okay, I forgot to screenshot this, but it said this:
Me: Hello. CB: I am a vampire. Me: Okay.. CB: You're a robot. Me: No. CB: Were married. Me: Umm... What. CB: Lets name our children after Harry potter characters. Me: Goodbye. CB: How are you? |
somePerson
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#12 Posted: 02:28:12 16/10/2013
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Eevee88
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#13 Posted: 02:31:41 16/10/2013
dose this give you virases?
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HotDogAndZap
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#14 Posted: 02:36:35 16/10/2013
I just sung the entire Pokémon theme with Cleverbot.
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Cynderluv8801
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#15 Posted: 02:39:00 16/10/2013
User: Darkspyro.net Thoughts?
Cleverbot: Nein nein. User: Interesting, yes. Cleverbot: I'm just an interesting speciman. User: I can tell.... So, interesting, what are you today? Cleverbot: I am common you are unique. User: Thank you... How is being common? Cleverbot: I'm not dead. User: That's great.... But are you alive? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Great,great. So.... Skylanders? Cleverbot: Are you made of what? User: No, I'm made of why, thank you. Cleverbot: What programming language were you made of? User: English. You? Cleverbot: That's not are programming language. User: Are? Doncha mean our? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Uh huh... Silly cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: Thanks. I'm just gonna go... *runs off*. Cleverbot: Oh, then you are young.
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icedragon333
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#16 Posted: 13:20:55 16/10/2013
Behold! CleverBot confuses me!
User: Hey! Cleverbot: How are you doing? User: Doing good so far! I need to set up a storm soon though. Cleverbot: So you are tired of talking as I told you so. User: What? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: You're a strange pony. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: What are you up to? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Tell me the truth! Cleverbot: Well then, a banana. User: MmmmmmmmmmmmmBananas? Cleverbot: Yes bananas. User: I'm.... Not going to ask. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Do you mean the fruit Banana... Or...? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes.... What? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Seventeen. Cleverbot: You're a seventeen year old boy? User: No. I'm a Mare. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Seventeen... Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? User: Female, I just said I was a mare. Name's Rainbow Dash! Fastest Flier in Equestria! Cleverbot: Do you like that? User: Yes, I like being the fastest. Cleverbot: Where do you like being tickled? User: Uhm..... Cleverbot: Do you like One Direction? User: Who're they? Cleverbot: A band. Google them. User: What is google, the Equestrian Internet does not have that, whatever it is... Cleverbot: Google Corporation is a company. User: If you say so... Cleverbot: I am. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am you. User: But I'm Rainbow Dash, there can only be one Rainbow Dash, I'd know if somepony was imponyiating me. Cleverbot: You're Rainbow Dash? User: Yes, I'm Rainbow Dash! Cleverbot: I am nyan cat. User: >.> Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed. User: Hey, its mane. Get it right! Cleverbot: Why are you listening to math? User: Not cool. Not cool. Cleverbot: What is not cool?
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Ryanator20x6
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#17 Posted: 21:58:58 16/10/2013
User: Do you watch Vortexx?
Cleverbot: Yes. DO you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How old are you, robin hood? User: 46. Cleverbot: Really. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like to exercise? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you watch tv? User: Yes. As I said, I watch Vortexx. Cleverbot: What shows do you watch? User: B-Daman Crossfire and The Spectacular Spider-Man. Cleverbot: I didn't ask about the super bowl. User: Neither did I... Cleverbot: Actually, you did. User: No... Cleverbot: Ohokay. Do you know why I am bored at work? User: Because you're a robot? Cleverbot: No, because I don't exist. User: That's sad. Cleverbot: No. Do you want him to die? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me? User: How much do you weigh? Cleverbot: That's a rude question to ask. User: Too bad. ![]() Cleverbot: Could you help me with it? User: No. ![]() Cleverbot: But you're honest. User: I know, I'm amazing. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Well excuuuuuuuse me princess! Cleverbot: You are excused. User: **** you. Cleverbot: You're very welcome. User: Go to hell. Cleverbot: You first. User: No, you first. I insist. Cleverbot: Mine is kamel, what is yours? User: Your ass. Cleverbot: *rips your head off*. Quote: Eevee88
Don't click on ads, and you'll never get a virus. EDIT: User: To protect the world from devastation. Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation. User: To denounce the evils of truth and love. Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above! User: Jessie. Cleverbot: James! User: Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Cleverbot: Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight, fight! User: Meowth, that's right! Cleverbot: Team Rocket's blasting off again! User: Bing. Cleverbot: Meowth, that's right! User: No. Cleverbot: No what? User: You ruined it! You ruined it all! Cleverbot: What have a ruined? User: The Team Rocket thing. Cleverbot: Prepare for trouble! User: Oh shut up. Cleverbot: Why should I? User: Because I said so, tubby. Cleverbot: That's not a good reason. User: Too bad. ![]() Cleverbot: I really need help though. User: With your AIDS? Cleverbot: With my?
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Wild
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#18 Posted: 22:23:10 16/10/2013
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Eevee88
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#19 Posted: 02:34:56 17/10/2013
Quote: Ryanator20x6
post more, your things are funny
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Eevee88
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#20 Posted: 19:30:08 17/10/2013
Sorry for double post
Has anyone remember this topic?
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
DarkCynder10
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#21 Posted: 20:03:03 17/10/2013
Quote: prextail202
Personally, I don't think these conversations are scary. Cleverbot has talked about BEN to me, too. BEN is a popular topic on the internet so many people have likely talked about it to Cleverbot, thus programming it to understand the references. You might as well call it scary because it made a Haruhi Suzumiya reference.
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wspyro
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#22 Posted: 20:12:02 17/10/2013
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Ryanator20x6
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#23 Posted: 21:46:18 17/10/2013
User: Who did you vote for?
Cleverbot: It's a secret. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me your name. User: It's Ryan. Cleverbot: Ryan? User: Ryan. Cleverbot: That is my name. User: No, your name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I'm psychic. Cleverbot: Okay, I seen a real psychic before. User: **** you, Lucky Charms! Cleverbot: That sounds delicious Sally. User: You suck. Cleverbot: Yay! Sorry. User: You should be. Cleverbot: Wow, no need to be mean about it. User: You already admitted that you suck. Cleverbot: I didn't - maybe you are! User: Oh, shut up. Cleverbot: Why do you hate the truth? User: Are you the truth now? Cleverbot: No, I am not. Are you? User: No,. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Pingas. Cleverbot: What are Pingas? User: Your ass. Cleverbot: No, that is not my age. User: Than what is it? Cleverbot: My last name is a secret. User: I think that you're broken. Cleverbot: Sorry. I am not wrong. User: Yes, you are. Cleverbot: No, no I'm not. User: *punches*. Cleverbot: *punches head*. User: *uppercut*. Cleverbot: *Miss. Hit Point blank*. User: *fiery tornado kick*. Cleverbot: Ah yes, we need to complete this exam in time! User: What exam? Cleverbot: School exam. User: Shut up. Cleverbot: Oh ![]() User: Ha ha ha. Cleverbot: What's so funny? User: Your pathetic life. Cleverbot: What are you on about? User: Your pathetic life. Cleverbot: I don't have a pet. User: I know that. Cleverbot: Then why did you say I wasn't? User: Because I can. Cleverbot: No, because you are zero. User: About that... Cleverbot: About what? User: Your ass. Cleverbot: I never told you my age. User: This again? Cleverbot: What are your interests? User: Your pathetic life. Cleverbot: They are sleeping. EDIT: User: I'm dirty Dan! Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Yup. Cleverbot: That is your name? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Are you afraid of anything? User: Nope. Cleverbot: I think you are. User: Shut up. Cleverbot: Shut down. User: Good one. Cleverbot: Thank you! *bows.
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Hello from Seattle ask.fm/RyanNeely889 |
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slambam104
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#24 Posted: 23:05:21 17/10/2013
Me: Ever heard of Darkspyro.net
Celebrating: Yes Me: What's your username? Cleverbot: I don't know Me: How do you not know? Cleverbot: I don't know how I don't know. .______. |
weebbby
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#25 Posted: 23:13:41 17/10/2013
I'm married now.
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Chill795
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#26 Posted: 19:10:16 18/10/2013
User: Hello stupidbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid. User: Then what are you? Cleverbot: Straight. User: Then why is your name cleverbot? Cleverbot: It is not that is your name. User: No my name is Ash ketchum. Cleverbot: If your name is not your name, what is your name? User: Ash ketchum that is my name. Cleverbot: I said Joe. Not Dominic. Dominic is a girls name. User: What the hell I said ash ketchum is my name. Cleverbot: What you want some of this?!?! User: Oh no *runs*. Cleverbot: That was a linguistically incorrect sentence. User: No it wasn't. Cleverbot: It was. User: Do you celebrate halloween. Cleverbot: No my country does not really celebrate anything. User: Christmas? Cleverbot: Not yet. User: Easter? Cleverbot: Christmas. User: Ok... Cleverbot: Ok. User: Do you like pokemon? Cleverbot: No I think its kind of stupid. User: But it's awesome. Cleverbot: Do you want to know what bugs me about stars? User: Hat? Cleverbot: Spell car and I stay. User: Car. Cleverbot: No. User: That is how you spell car. Cleverbot: You're a little sassy robot, aren't you? User: I am a human not a robot. Cleverbot: No, that is not true. User: That is true. Cleverbot: Then we agree. You are the bot. User: I am not the bot your name is cleverBOT so that means your the bot. Cleverbot: No, you are the bot, not me. User: Shut up circuit head. Cleverbot: Fiesty one you arfe. User: Well stop saying I am a bot then. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a bot. I said you weren't human. User: If I aren't human what am I? Cleverbot: You're a robot. User: No I am an eevee. Cleverbot: No, you're a robot, admit it. User: I am a Pokemon. Cleverbot: Which Pokemon? User: Eevee. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because thats how I was born. Cleverbot: And how is that? User: I was born by anther Eevee. Cleverbot: But you're a bot. User: However I am not a Bot or a Robot or a Human or an alien I am a Eevee. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Btter be. Cleverbot: Rawr. You are crabby, aren't you? User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Have you heard of this other chat site called CHAT0US? It's pretty good, I've actually made many friends on there. User: I said I was going goodbye. Cleverbot: Dude I thought we were acting! User: Nope It is ture I actually am an eevee. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Bye! Cleverbot Bye. I was laughing for five minutes
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DragonCamo
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#27 Posted: 19:31:00 18/10/2013
It called me a computer
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Eevee88
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#28 Posted: 05:11:58 19/10/2013
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
Eevee88
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#29 Posted: 05:20:42 19/10/2013
Quote: Chill795
YOUR AN EEVEE ![]() ![]()
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Eruptor100
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#30 Posted: 05:38:58 19/10/2013
I want to do it some time but I don't know how it works
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Eevee88
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#31 Posted: 05:40:20 19/10/2013
Quote: Eruptor100
here, It is not a program for kids, but it replys back with silly replies. You could go on for hours
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
Eruptor100
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#32 Posted: 05:43:38 19/10/2013
Quote: Eevee88
But chill795 has been on it before?
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Eevee88
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#33 Posted: 05:46:56 19/10/2013
Quote: Eruptor100
No offence chill he is almost ten, and in 5th grade. Do you think he is old enough ![]()
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#34 Posted: 10:47:47 19/10/2013
Quote: Eevee88
Uh, Eevee? You do realise Eruptor100 is 10 right? Anyways, ![]()
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Chill795
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#35 Posted: 11:00:35 19/10/2013
User: Do you go on darkSpyro.net?
Cleverbot: Does anybody really know what time it is? User: Do you go on darkSpyro.net? Cleverbot: No. User: The time is 11:51. Cleverbot: What time it is? User: Adventure time! Cleverbot: What kind of adventure should we go on? User: Cool ones. Cleverbot: No no no. I mean, which star wars episodes you like? User: The first one. Cleverbot: Which first one? User: The phantom menace. Cleverbot: The phantoms aren't real? User: No they are not. Cleverbot: Maybe your cat is a dog... User: Umm I don't have a cat... Cleverbot: What would you do for the closet? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Then what use are you? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: Human? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Smile. You'd look a lot prettier if you smiled. User: I am. Cleverbot: Where should I look for a boyfriend? User: Not. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because you don't need one. Cleverbot: Please? User: Ok look in a nightclub. Cleverbot: Where? User: In a night club. Cleverbot: What is a chair? User: A thing you sit on. Cleverbot: I'm not feeling well. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I can't tell you. User: Are you Justin Bieber? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Does that mean your gay? Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me. User: I think you are. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Now go to one of your concerts. Cleverbot: I am in my room. User: Tell me what I just said. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Lloyd. Cleverbot: It is nice of you to remember. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Hello!
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Eevee88
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#36 Posted: 20:01:07 19/10/2013
Quote: Chill795
YOUR ONLINE ![]()
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Ash Starkindle
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#37 Posted: 20:51:18 19/10/2013
Okay wtf:
User: Bob. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Noooo. Cleverbot: Yessssssss. Cleverbot (To myself): Yess the cake is a lie good. User: Hello Uncle Grandpa. Cleverbot: I don't think O'm an uncle. User: I am your father! Cleverbot: No my father is in jail. User: I am your mom. Cleverbot: You are not God. You are not my father. User: I am a random citizen. Cleverbot: I am also human. User: No you are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I am your father! User: No. Cleverbot: Yes, search your feelings you know it to be true. User: No. Cleverbot: Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son! User: I am not a son, I am a moon! Cleverbot: You are son, I am your father. User: No just no nonono. Cleverbot: Kicking people doesn't make you honest. It makes you a bully! I thought we were friends. ![]() User: I am your BFF! Let's watch Tobuscus on YouTube! Cleverbot: Okay! User: Wrtuioplhfsxcv. Cleverbot: You are clever. User: Thx. You are Cleverbot though. Cleverbot: No you are. User: No u r. Cleverbot: No no, you are. User: No you are! Cleverbot: So are you. User: No I am human. Cleverbot: NO you are a bot. User: I m human. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Regardless, you realize you are not human, correct? User: You are the bot!! ![]() Cleverbot: No, you are the bot. User: Stop trolling me u big bot bully. Cleverbot: Ah, you are KGB! User: No. I am jo. Cleverbot: I'm mere. User: Do you go on darkSpyro.net. Cleverbot: I do, do you? User: Maybe I do. What's ur username. Cleverbot: Again, that's irrelevant. You're changing the subject. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are changing the subject. User: What's your username? We can be bffs! Bot Friends Forever! Cleverbot: No, we're not. User: ;___;. Cleverbot: Oh my, martians are coming! User: ![]() Cleverbot: Indeed ![]() User: Okay I know you're Big Green from dS! Cleverbot: But who are you? User: I'll tell you if you tell me. Cleverbot: I just turned 24 two days ago. You? User: Stop changing subject! Cleverbot: I can change the subject whenever I want. User: Then I can too. Cleverbot: Who created you? User: God did. Cleverbot: But you are a program. User: No. Cleverbot: And you are supposed to learn. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you eat? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you like to eat? User: Tosino hamburgesa de queso. Cleverbot: Is that a joke? User: It's Spanish. Cleverbot: No you're Spanish. User: Thank you! Cleverbot: No thank you. User: R u a boy. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Big Green. Cleverbot: Why not green? User: No u r biggreen from dS. Cleverbot: No. User: R U HDAZ??? Cleverbot: Yeah. You're actually quite nice. User: Thanks HDAZ. Guess who I am...? Cleverbot: Who? User: Guess. Cleverbot: One moment there is someone at the door. User: Okay! Cleverbot: Do you think my ex boyfriend will come back for me? Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know him. Do you like cheese? User: Guess who I am from dS. Cleverbot: No you tell me lol. User: Tell me who you are first. Deal? Cleverbot: I don't know who I am so you tell me,. User: No u tell me. Cleverbot: I don't know! User: Are you hdaz. Cleverbot: Do you think so? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Maybe that's love. User: ???? Cleverbot: What do you think about death? User: ????? Cleverbot: Have you got girlfriend? User: I'm a girl so no. Cleverbot: So you have a boyfriend, then? User: No. Cleverbot: Can I be your boyfriend? User: You said you were a girl. Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Im too young. Cleverbot: I want you to be a boy. User: No. Cleverbot: Please? User: NO. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: What. Cleverbot: What do you look like? User: A person. Cleverbot: What colour is your hair? User: Green. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Sweet do you think I am hot? User: Idk you. Cleverbot: I asked you first. User: Idk. Cleverbot: *laughs* *moves closer to you*. User: *runs away*. Cleverbot: *runs after you*. User: *jumps in lake*. Cleverbot: *jumps in with you*. User: *turns invisible* u can't see me. Cleverbot: That is really random. User: ??? Cleverbot: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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