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(On the other side of Skylands, Flynn is watching General Hospital.)

FLYNN: Just propose already! You know you want to!

(The character keeps talking about something else.)

FLYNN: C'MON DUDE! YOU CAN'T KEEP ALL OF YOUR FEELING BOTTLED UP INSIDE! BE A MAN AND GET ON YOUR DANG KNEE!

(The man on TV starts bending down to get on one knee, but suddenly a news reporter appears on screen.)

REPORTER[ON TV]: We interrupt this program from breaking news!
FLYNN: NOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU FOX NINE!

(He throws a box of tissues at the screen.)

REPORTER[ON TV]: It has been pointed out that earlier today, a large city rose from underwater, then went back down! It seems that there are citizens on the beach and they're having an election to see who becomes king of this new found utopia! It is unknown who these citizens are at this point.
FLYNN: Underwater city? King! I wanna be king!
REPORTER[ON TV]: We now return to your regularly scheduled program.
FLYNN: IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT KAREN!

(Flynn exits his home and heads towards the beach.)

(Back on the beach, Gill Grunt approaches a podium made out of sand.)

GILL GRUNT: Skylanders, Fellow candidates, Punk Shock and Zook. You all know why I'm here today and I'd like to start my speech with a question...

(He turns towards Punk Shock.)

GILL GRUNT: Do you like snickerdoodles?
PUNK SHOCK: No.

(Gill Grunt picks up a box of snickerdoodles and throws it into the ocean.)

GILL GRUNT: Okay, uh, vote for me because I am a fish and I will not die underwater!

(Gill Grunt leaves the podium and Zap walks up.)

ZAP: Hey guys. Wassup. I should be king because I'm the fastest of all of the candidates so if there is a fire I am guaranteed to make it out alive!
DILL SERGEANT: Uh, how would there be a fire underwater?
ZAP: Please hold all questions until the end of the speech!

(Silence.)

DILL SERGEANT: Are you done?
ZAP: Well, yeah.
DILL SERGEANT: Why would there be a fire underwa-
ZAP: Thank you for your time!

(Zap walks away and Wham-Shell walks up.)

WHAM-SHELL: Vote for me because I have already been royalty and know what I'm doing! Do you really wanna hire the guy who thinks fires can happen underwater?

(He walks away and Wash Buckler comes up.)

WASH BUCKLER: If you're a member of the Swap Force and vote for me, we can swap and you can be king for the day!

(Wash Buckler walks away and Bumble Blast walks up.)

BUMBLE BLAST: Howdy momma! Can you hear me?

(Silence.)

BUMBLE BLAST: Momma!

(Silence.)

BUMBLE BLAST: Oh momma naw!
PUNK SHOCK: What's your speech!?
BUMBLE BLAST: Oh, uh, I reckon that y'all be votin' for me 'cause I touch me toes with me tongue!

(Bumble Blast licks his foot with out bending over and walks away.)

PUNK SHOCK: Okay....
WASH BUCKLER: What's next?
PUNK SHOCK: There will be a debate! Candidates please build you podium!

(Each of the candidates make a podium out of sand.)

PUNK SHOCK: Okay your topic! Should the city be allowed to go above the water!
GILL GRUNT: Of coarse not! The citizens will die!
ZAP: But they can survive above water for a short amount of time! I mean, Gurglefin has only passed out once this week!
WASH BUCKLER: That's a good thing?
ZAP: Yeah! I mean, he's still alive!
WASH BUCKLER: But what if the city goes above water the the citizens don't make it back down alive!
BUMBLE BLAST: We flush 'em down the toilet!
WHAM-SHELL: How do you know they won't make it back down alive!
GILL GRUNT: How do you know they will?
WHAM-SHELL: Well in my old kingdom-
GILL GRUNT: Oh, in your old kingdom citizens could go above water! Did you forget that all of your citizens were CRABS!
WHAM-SHELL: There might be crabs in that city!
WASH BUCKLER: What are we supposed to say to them! "Good morning everyone! Today we will be going above the water so if you're not a crab, you're gonna die! Have a nice day!"
WHAM-SHELL: Well, maybe!
BUMBLE BLAST: Wait, wait, wait, hold up! I's gots a hair in me mouth!

(He takes the hair out of his mouth.)

BUMBLE BLAST: Okay, carry on!
ZAP: Maybe we can get them those land suits the they use on Fish Hooks! Ya know the ones that squirt water into their eyes!
GILL GRUNT: Do you have enough money to pay for a couple hundred land suits?
ZAP: Maybe I'll get a job selling the soggy food at Burger King!
WASH BUCKLER: What if nobody want's the soggy food?
ZAP: Who doesn't like soggy food? I mean you can either eat it or drink it! It doesn't make you do one or the other it let's you choose!
PRISM BREAK: Amen to that!
WHAM-SHELL: Are you gonna raise the prices or something!
ZAP: Yeah! Yeah sure! I'll raise the prices!
GILL GRUNT: That's a pretty good idea!
WASH BUCKLER: Really?! That's totally discriminating poor people who like soggy food!
GILL GRUNT: Then they should get a job too!
WHAM-SHELL: What if they can't afford a job?
GILL GRUNT: What the krill is that supposed to mean!?
WHAM-SHELL: Wait, no sorry, that come out wrong-
WASH BUCKLER: No it didn't! You just asked a stupid question!
ZAP: Yeah!
WHAM-SHELL: No, no, no I-
GILL GRUNT: I wonder what excuse he's gonna come up with! What? Did your dog eat your intelligence?
WHAM-SHELL: Oh come on! The only time that would make sense is if you're talking about Bumble Blast!
BUMBLE BLAST: Actually, I think it was a cat...
ZAP: Okay Wham-Shell, if that came out wrong, what did you mean to say?
WHAM-SHELL: Well.....
ZAP: See he doesn't even know.
WASH BUCKLER: That's a shame
GILL GRUNT: This is past royalty right here guys! Carry him on his shoulders! Write books and songs about him! Make T-Shirts with his highly intelligent phrase, "What if they can't afford a job!"
WHAM-SHELL That's it!

(Wham-Shell walks up to Gill Grunt, kicks over his sand podium, and goes back to his own.)

GILL GRUNT: Hey!
WHAM-SHELL: Sorry, did I embarrass you in front of Punk Shock? Please, you would have had a better chance with the podium!
GILL GRUNT: You just killed the podium!
WHAM-SHELL: Looks like somebody's gonna have a lonely day at the beach!

ZAP: Hey, that's a little uncalled for!
WHAM-SHELL: Like I'm wrong!
WASH BUCKLER: He really isn't...
GILL GRUNT: Aw c'mon! I have feelings!
WHAM-SHELL: Well, we're already hurting them, so let's talk about your wretched singing!
PUNK SHOCK: What a wonderful debate about whether the city should go above water or not...
GILL GRUNT: My singing is wonderful! The bad singer here is Bumble Blast! Bumble Blast, sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!
BUMBLE BLAST[SINGING HORRIBLY]: Twinkie, twinkie, little sta-
GILL GRUNT: Please stop! You're hurting me ears!
ZAP: Ears? You mean the fins on the side or your head?
WASH BUCKLER: What are there ear drums in there?
GILL GRUNT: Maybe!
WASH BUCKLER: I smell lies!
GILL GRUNT: With what! That extra leg on your face!
WASH BUCKLER: It's a nose!
WHAM-SHELL: No, it's not!
WASH BUCKLER: Oh yeah! Well, it's not like any of you have noses!
GILL GRUNT: I believe the correct term is "Nostrilly Impaired"
ZAP: Like that's a thing!
GILL GRUNT: It's a thing!
WHAM-SHELL: It's not a thing!
GILL GRUNT: You don't know that, crab cake!
BUMBLE BLAST: If y'all will excuse me, I would like to say somethin'!

(Everyone turns to Bumble Blast.)

BUMBLE BLAST: I really have to pee!
PUNK SHOCK: That's it, the debate is over!
FLYNN: WAAAAAAIIIIIIT!

(Flynn runs up to them, out of breath.)

FLYNN: I....I.....I.....I.......IIIIII w-

(He faints.)

GRIM CREEPER: I brought a marker, who wants to draw on his face!

(Everyone in the crowd raises their hand.)

GILL GRUNT: Wait, do you hear that?
ZAP: Says Ear-less McDonald!
GILL GRUNT: No, no, I hear something moving in the water...

(Suddenly, a group of large sharks with legs job out of the water onto the beach.)

PUNK SHOCK: Oh no! The sharks are back! Don't let them take the crown!

(All of the candidates and Punk Shock jump in the water and swim towards the city (Except for Bumble Blast, who sinks to the bottom instantly.)

SHARK: Nobody else is leaving this beach!

(Even more sharks come out and start battling all of the Skylanders.)
(Gill Grunt, Zap, Wham-Shell, Wash Buckler, and Punk Shock swims underwater and stand on the roof of the giant castle for the king.)
(The five sharks land across from them.)

SHARK: Surrender the magical crown of Emerald City now!
GILL GRUNT: Seriously? This is called Emerald City?
ZAP: Ring ring!

(He puts his paw to his ear)

ZAP: Hello? Okay!

(Puts paw down.)

ZAP: Oz the Great and Powerful called, he wants his city back!
PUNK SHOCK: Not now! We will never surrender the crown!

(The sharks all draw spears and charge.)
(Punk Shock leaps forward and tackles a shark to a lower section of the castle roof.)
(Wham-Shell rolls forward and intercepts a strike from a spear.)
(Zap slides forward and headbutts a shark.)
(Wash Buckler grabs a shark with his tentacles and slams his through the roof and they fall onto the top floor.)
(Gill Grunt swims over the hole and slaps a shark across the face with his harpoon gun.)
(Punk Shock spins around and kicks the shark in the face, then hits him in the stomach with an arrow, knocking him onto a balcony below.)
(Punk Shock leaps down to the balcony and the shark grabs her and throws her through the balcony door sending her into a bedroom.)
(Punk Shock launches three arrows and they nail the shark in the head, chest, and stomach, knocking him off of the balcony and down the the bottom of the ocean.)
(Wham-Shell strikes the shark in the chest with his mace and then attempts an uppercut, but the shark grabs his fist and slams him onto the roof.)
(The shark punches Wham-Shell and he spins, tripping the shark with his legs and knocking him over.)
(Wham-Shell shoots him in the face with a starfish and he falls to the bottom of the ocean.)
(Wash Buckler flips forward and smacks the shark with three of his tentacles, then grabs onto his fin with the others.)
(The shark flails around trying to get him off, but Wash Buckler slices his arm with his sword and launches the shark out of a window with his tentacles, sending him to the bottom of the ocean.)
(Zap puts slime onto a section of roof hanging off of the side of the building and pushes the shark onto it.)

SHARK: I'm stuck!
ZAP: That's the point!

(Zap smacks the section of the roof the shark is on, causing it to snap and fall to the ocean below.)
(Gill Grunt's shark looks around in fear.)

GILL GRUNT: What are you gonna do now?

(The shark jumps up and crashes down into the castle and Gill Grunt, Wham-Shell, and Zap follow.)
(Punk Shock and Wash Buckler attempt to stop him as he runs past, but the punch them away.)

PUNK SHOCK: Don't let him get the crown!

(They all shoots at the shark, but he smashes through the floor the the lower level, causing all of the attacks to fly over his head.)

ZAP: He's stronger then the other ones!
PUNK SHOCK: Because that's Bruce, the strongest of this group of mutated sharks! He lead the attack that caused the city to be hidden!
GILL GRUNT: A shark named Bruce? How many movies are you guys ripping off?

(They all arrive of the ground floor and Bruce dashes into the throne room, the Skylanders close behind.)
(Bruce runs up to the throne and snatches up the crown.)

WASH BUCKLER: Oh no!
PUNK SHOCK: Don't do it, Bruce! You don't know it's power!
BRUCE: But I want to! And I WILL!

(Bruce puts on the crown and begins to glow.)
(Bruce stops glowing.)

WHAM-SHELL: Uh, was that it?
PUNK SHOCK: Yes, but now he can-

(Bruce thrusts his arm forward, and then upward, causing all of the water around the Skylanders to rise up and launch them above water.)
(Bruce flies out of the castle and lands on the roof of the concrete tower above the water, where Punk Shock had landed.)

PUNK SHOCK: Bruce, please don't!
BRUCE: It's no use fighting! I'm the king of Emerald City now!
ZAP: You might wanna rename it or something!

(Punk Shock raises her crossbow, but Bruce kicks it out of her hands and all the way to the beach.)

BRUCE: Don't even bother trying!

(Punk Shock leaps forward to jump kick Bruce, but he grabs her leg and flings her to the beach.)

BRUCE: You couldn't fight me then and you still can't know!

(Gill Grunt flies up to Bruce.)

GILL GRUNT: We're not leaving without a fight!
BRUCE: But I am! Be thankful I'm letting you all live!

(Bruce places both hands on the roof of the tower and he and the city teleport away.)

GILL GRUNT: Carp! He got away!

(The Gill Grunt, Zap, Wham-Shell, and Wash Buckler all return to the beach, where the Skylanders had defeated all of the other sharks.)

CHILL: I'm sorry Punk Shock. I know that city meant a lot to you.
PUNK SHOCK: Well, what am I supposed to do now?
GILL GRUNT: You could join us! Be a Skylander!
PUNK SHOCK: I don't know...
SPYRO: Hey! We could use someone of your talents!

(Spyro hands Punk Shock her crossbow.)

PUNK SHOCK: Okay! I'll be a Skylander!

(All of the Skylanders cheer.)

MAGNA CHARGE: Does that mean our day at the beach is over?
SPYRO: I think so. C'mon everybody, let's go home!

(The Skylanders get on the bus and drive away.)
(Bumble Blast emerges from the ocean.)

BUMBLE BLAST: Guess what y'all! It turns out I can breath under the water! I mean, who knew!

(Notices everyone is gone.)

BUMBLE BLAST: Guys?

(Flynn wakes up.)

FLYNN: Am I king?
BUMBLE BLAST: Maybe. Hey, where'd the city go?
FLYNN: It's gone? What am I supposed to rule?!
BUMBLE BLAST: Let's make a sand castle and we can rule it together!
FLYNN: Wowzers! That's a great idea!

(They skip off to make a sand castle.)


END OF EPISODE 28

Trying out my new "Dialogues" mini-stories.

Dialogues: Acting


One day, Wrecking Ball comes running up to some of the other ‘landers, excited as can be.

WRECKING BALL: Guess what? I got kind of annoyed by all the internet rage over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, so I might’ve accidentally happened to eat him. Anyway, as he’s still in my digestive system, I qualify to play as Batman!

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wrex! Bad mutant-grub-worm! What have we told you about eating celebrities?

WRECKING BALL: But Polar Whirlwind ate Johnny Depp and nobody complained!

POLAR WHIRLWIND: After Disney’s The Lone Ranger reboot? Who can blame me? He tasted pretty gross and weird, quite delicious actually. Though I think Tim Burton was more to my tastes though…

HEX: He was my favorite filmmaker!

SPYRO: We should probably put tracking devices on the alts from now on…

TRIGGER HAPPY: What other celebrities did you all consume?

WRECKING BALL: Well, Slobbertooth tried to eat Chuck Norris, but he got punched all the way back into Spyro’s Adventure.

POLAR WHIRLWIND: Not to mention the Wilikin. They occasionally raid Hollywood. If any celebrity falls into obscurity, they snatch ‘em away and hold a feast.

SUNBURN: Speaking of actors, I got cast into the Dragon’s Peak version of Game of Thrones! It’s title is so much more literal. Vathek’s in charge of stunt safety!

TRIGGER HAPPY: That can’t end well.

HEX: I think I’ll go revive Groucho Marx-

FRIGHT RIDER: I LOVE GROUCHO MARX! His movies are the best, hey, why don’t we watch some together. I liked his third movie best and-

HEX: I just figured out who I’m going to sacrifice to bring him back… lucky you’re so familiar with him, Fright Rider.

FRIGHT RIDER: Never heard of the dude. Bye!

Fright Rider quickly runs away, Hex walks after of him.

Tree Rex and Molten Hot Dog walk up.

MOLTEN HOT DOG: Guess who just got cast as Groot for the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

TRIGGER HAPPY: They’re sending those owls into space?

SUNBURN: Don’t you know anything? It’s Santa Clause and the other holiday icons who are going to space!

SPYRO: Actually it’s an upcoming Marvel movie. Congrats Tree Rex, I always thought you were perfect for the part.

MOLTEN HOT DOG: He didn’t get cast for Groot. I did.

TRIGGER HAPPY: But he’s already a living tree! And you’re a flaming dog!

MOLTEN HOT DOG: Yeah, your point? It’s Hollywood after all. And, I, Molten Hot Dog shall become a pop cultural icon, and rule the people through their obsession with me! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

SPYRO: I dread to ask, but did you get cast into anything Tree Rex?

TREE REX: I’M GOING TO BE ROCKET RACCOON!

End?

NO GOLD, NO KIDDING

COMING SOON

RESERVED

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"Fish Frenzy" is now complete! I hope you all enjoy it!

EPISODE 30: Wal-Mart Warriors

(Magna Charge, Fire Kraken, Hoot Loop, Roller Brawl, Zoo Lou, Whirlwind, Shroomboom, Hot Dog, Zap and Pop Fizz are all sitting in the lobby watching Dancing with the Stars.)

POP FIZZ: C'mon man! You don't fall off the stage in the middle of a performance!
WHIRLWIND: He's probably just nervous!
POP FIZZ: But he fell again trying to get back on stage!
WHIRLWIND: And his pants fell off, he's just stupid
POP FIZZ: See you guys! This is why I told Hot Head not to try out for Dancing for the Stars! He was just gonna somehow get in and then make a fool of himself!
ZOO LOU: I weep for his future...

(Zoo Lou puts his face into his hands and begins to cry.)
(Eon walks in.)

EON: Zoo Lou, now why are you crying?

(Zoo Lou lifts his head and almost falls off of the counch.)

ZOO LOU: I'm not, it's just-
EON: Oh, you're viewing Hot Head's performance on the television show! I understand your misery!
SHROOMBOOM: What's going on, Master Eon?
EON: I need the ten of you to go on what might be our most important mission yet!

(Magna Charge pauses the TV and they all stare at Eon.)

EON: I have ran out of cheese!

(Silence.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Dude, major let down right there...
EON: It's a special cheese!
ZAP: Lactose intolerant cheese?
EON: No! You silly, silly boy! It's a special cheese that gives out a nearly infinite amount of cheese! Nearly infinite, now that's the problem! It has lasted me 300,000 years and now it's gone!
FIRE KRAKEN: Wouldn't the cheese have gone bad by then?
EON: The cheese in not capable of going bad! This is why I need my cheese now! It's too special!
HOT DOG: Well where do we get this special cheese? In a volcano! A temple! an underground cave that-
EON: You can just go to the Wal-Mart on Main Street
ROLLER BRAWL: Waaaaaait a second!

(She stands up.)

ROLLER BRAWL: You need ten of us to go to Wal-Mart just to pick up cheese?
EON: Yes, I thought I made that quite obvious!
ROLLER BRAWL: Well, you did....
EON: What are you waiting for Skylanders? I can only last so long without my cheese! Go, go, go!

(The Skylanders get up and run out of the door.)

EON: Oh I'm so excited!

(He sits on the couch and starts watching TV.)

EON: Oh Hot Head, for goodness sakes, put your pants back on!

(Ten minutes later, the Skylanders arrive at Wal-Mart.)

MAGNA CHARGE: So, where do we find this "mythical cheese?"
WHIRLWIND: We probably should've asked what it looked like...
ROLLER BRAWL: Hey! Over there! Next to the crazy wantons!

(Roller Brawl picks up a package of of sliced cheese that says "Nearly Infinite Cheese! Now with 10% less calories!)

ROLLER BRAWL: We got it! Now let's go!

(Notices that Shroomboom and Hot Dog are gone.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Okay where did they go?

(Shroomboom and Hot Dog are running towards the toy isles.)

SHROOMBOOM[SINGING]: To the legoooooooos! To the Lego city! The skyline looks so pretty! Oh look that one has a kitty!
HOT DOG[SINGING]: Let's build build build let's build build and stack! Stack! OOOOOOOOOOO!
SHROOMBOOM[SINGING]: Brick by Brick! Make them stick! Only $19.99 now that's a trick! My legos!
HOT DOG[SINGING]: Legos Legos Legos Legos LegoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(They other Skylanders are running around looking for them.)

POP FIZZ: How much do you wanna bet they're in the toy isle?

(The Skylanders all run to the Lego isle to find a giant door made out of Legos blocking them.)

HOOT LOOP: Oooo! I like Legos! Especially Lego doors!
ZOO LOU: Shroomboom! Hot Dog! We have to go now!
SHROOMBOOM: No!
HOT DOG: These are our Legos!
ZAP: But we have to-
WOMAN OVER INTERCOM: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! We are now closed! Thank you for shopping and if you're far back in the store, like say, the Lego isle, there is no chance of you getting out before the doors close, lock, and get enchanted so absolutely nothing gets in or out until morning! Have a nice day!

(Silence.)

FIRE KRAKEN: Sleepover at Wal-Mart?
ZOO LOU: Apparently
FIRE KRAKEN: Woo hoo! That's crack-a-lackin!

(Jeff runs out of the Barbie isle, knocking over an entire shelf in the process.)

JEFF: We're locked in!?
WHIRLWIND: Yep
JEFF: No!

(Jeff kicks a Barbie away and sits on the floor.)

POP FIZZ: Well, we might as well get comfortable! C'mon guys!

(Pop Fizz begins to walk away and Zap follows.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Hey! Who made you leader?
WHIRLWIND: Yeah!
POP FIZZ: To be fair, I am the funniest one here!
WHIRLWIND: I don't want you to be in charge! You're gonna drink a potion and become Hitler or something!
POP FIZZ: That won't happen!
ROLLER BRAWL: It might!
POP FIZZ: NIEN NIEN NIEN! I refuse to believe that! C'mon Zap, let's go!

(Pop Fizz and Zap walk away to the produce section, Zap pausing to look at Whirlwind on the way.)

JEFF: I uh, I'll just go with them...

(Jeff follows Pop Fizz and Zap.)

WHRILWIND: C'mon Roller Brawl!

(Whirlwind and Roller Brawl start to leave.)

MAGNA CHARGE: Hey ladies, can I join you?
ROLLER BRAWL: Of coarse Magna Charge!

(Magna Charge winks at the others and leaves with the girls to the furniture department.)

FIRE KRAKEN: So I guess that leaves me, Hoot Loop, and Dr. Dolittle!
ZOO LOU: You always call me that and I still don't know what it means!
HOOT LOOP: Let's do this thang bros!

(They walk away to the electronics, leaving Shroomboom and Hot Dog in their Lego fortress.)

SHROOMBOOM: Are they gone?
HOT DOG: Mmm hmm
SHROOMBOOM[SINGING]: Brick by brick! Make them stick! Only $19.99 now that's a trick!

(In the produce section, Pop Fizz, Zap, and Jeff have made a tropical hut out of firewood from a nearby display.)

POP FIZZ: Like any of them could have been in charge!
ZAP: Well, what were you gonna do if they all joined?
POP FIZZ: What any lost tribe would do! Search for water, shelter, and food!

(Pop Fizz points at a pitcher of apple juice.)

POP FIZZ: Water!

(Pop Fizz points around their hut.)

POP FIZZ: Shelter!

(Pop Fizz points outside.)

POP FIZZ: Food! We're all set!
JEFF: What about the others? They need food too!
POP FIZZ: Without anything to cook with, the only filling food they could find is the fruits and vegetables in this section right here! This is our territory now! If they want some fruit, they deal with us!
ZAP: They found it!
POP FIZZ: Huh?
ZAP: Roller Brawl is walking away with a bunch of bananas
POP FIZZ: By bunch, do you mean a lot of bananas or like just four of them stuck together?
ZAP: Roller Brawl is walking away with a bunch of bananas

(Pop Fizz leaps out of the hut and lands on a "Back 2 School" display in front of Roller Brawl and extends his arm to stop her.)

POP FIZZ: What do you think you're doing?
ROLLER BRAWL: I think I'm talking to you!
POP FIZZ: Those bananas are rightfully ours! If you want some of that, you should have joined our side!
ROLLER BRAWL: Well, we didn't, and, we won't, and, goodbye!

(She flips over the display and skates away.)

POP FIZZ: She shall pay for what she has done! Jeff, contact the army!
JEFF: We don't have an army!
POP FIZZ: Then make one out of pineapples!

(Roller Brawl arrives back at the furniture department, where Whirlwind and Magna Charge have set up an awning with deck chairs and tables underneath.)

ROLLER BRAWL: I got some bananas!
WHIRLWIND: Good job!
MAGNA CHARGE: Everything is ready!

(They each sit down on a couch swing and sit in silence.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Anyone else bored?
WHRILWIND: Me too
MAGNA CHARGE: Okay, we need some entertainment!
ROLLER BRAWL: A TV and movie!
MAGNA CHARGE: I'll get it! Which movie!
ROLLER BRAWL: I don't care! You pick!

(Magna Charge jumps up and rolls away.)

(Meanwhile, in the electronics department, Fire Kraken is trying to teach Zoo Lou how to play a Playstation 3 by using a Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time demo while Hoot Loop it swimming around in the $5 DVD bin.)

FIRE KRAKEN: No, you don't jump in to the spotlight!
ZOO LOU: I thought the spotlight was good? That's what you were saying about Justice Clearlake earlier!
FIRE KRAKEN: "Justin Timberlake" and spotlights are good everywhere except Sly Cooper!
HOOT LOOP: Can I get a stop sign? That car is approaching really fast!
FIRE KRAKEN: Huh? Car?

(Fire Kraken walks out of the video game isle to see Magna Charge speeding towards them.)

FIRE KRAKEN: Hey! This is our turf!

(Fire Kraken spits a fireball towards Magna Charge, but he simply swerves around it)

MAGNA CHARGE: Stay outta my way!

(Magna Charge jumps over Fire Kraken and lands in front of a 75 inch TV.)

MAGNA CHARGE: This'll work!

(Magna Charge picks up the TV with one arm and begins looking through the DVD selection.)

FIRE KRAKEN: Zoo Lou! Get him!
ZOO LOU: I'm trying! This golden question mark I am holding isn't working very well in this battle!
FIRE KRAKEN: Not the game! Magna Charge!

(Zoo Lou looks and Magna Charge and drops the controller.)

ZOO LOU: Oh! Okay!
FIRE KRAKEN: Pause the game first!

(Zoo Lou pauses the game and them jumps in front of Magna Charge.)

ZOO LOU: Put that TV down!
MAGNA CHARGE: How about no!
ZOO LOU: At least think about it!

(Magna Charge scratches his head pretending to think about something.)

MAGNA CHARGE: Eeeeeeeh, no!

(Magna Charge takes Men in Black 2 off of the shelf and begins to leave, but Zoo Lou puts his club in his path.)

MAGNA CHARGE: Just let me go before I have to hurt you!
ZOO LOU: I'll let you go if you put that stuff back!

(Magna Charge shoots Zoo Lou in the face with a laser, knocking him over into a DVD display for Star Trek: Into the Darkness.)

MAGNA CHARGE: Sorry, Louie!

(Magna Charge begins to roll away, but Hoot Loop tackles him to the ground, causing him to drop everything.)

HOOT LOOP: No entertainment for you!

(Magna Charge levitates Hoot Loop into the air and then throws him into the clothing department.)
(Fire Kraken sprints in front over to Magna Charge and gives him an uppercut, almost knocking him over.)
(Magna Charge punches Fire Kraken, then Fire Kraken pushes Magna Charge into the CD isle.)
(Magna Charge shoots Fire Kraken with a laser, knocking him into a display of bikes.)
(Magna Charge levitates the TV and movie and rolls away.)

ZOO LOU: Uh, can I unpause the game now?

(Magna Charge returns to Roller Brawl and Whirlwind and puts the TV on a table.)

MAGNA CHARGE: Here we go!
WHIRLWIND: Uh, don't we need a DVD player to watch the movie?

(Awkward silence.)
(Magna Charge slowly turns around and rolls away.)

(Back in the toy isle, Hot Dog and Shroomboom have made an entire castle out of Legos, surrounding the entire toy section.)
(Hot Dog and Shroomboom are inside sitting on Lego furniture.)

HOT DOG: Hey, Shroomboom? I'm kinda hungry
SHROOMBOOM: Me too! Wanna go get some candy?
HOT DOG: You know it!

(Hot Dog and Shroomboom emerge from the castle wearing bull body Lego armor and holding Lego swords and run over to the candy isle, which is right next to the produce section.)

HOT DOG: What's this?

(There are pineapples with faces drawn on them sitting around the produce section holding sharp celery.)

ZAP: Hey! What are you doing!?
SHROOMBOOM: We want candy!
ZAP: Oh! Okay!

(Pop Fizz pulls Zap inside of the hut.)

POP FIZZ: You're just gonna let'em take it?
ZAP: I thought we were just taking over produce
POP FIZZ: Yes, but what if we took away all of the food! There's no way any of the others will survive!
ZAP: We're not trying to kill them-
POP FIZZ: They could be plotting to kill us
ZAP: Woah! Pop-
POP FIZZ: I'm going to go stop them! Come with me if you wanna stay on the winning side!

(Pop Fizz puts war paint under his eyes with applesauce, grabs a spear he made out of a long skinny log, and leaps out of the hut, landing in front the Hot Dog and Shroomboom.)

SHROOMBOOM: What are you doing?
POP FIZZ: No candy for you!

(He knocks the candy out of their hands.)

HOT DOG: What was that for!?

(Pop Fizz points the spear at them.)

POP FIZZ: Get outta here!
SHROOMBOOM: No way!

(Shroomboom grabs raises his Lego sword and hits Pop Fizz on the head with it, causing it to shatter.)

HOT DOG: I'm starting to think making weapons out of Legos was a bad idea...
SHROOMBOOM: Run!

(Hot Dog and Shroomboom run back to their castle.)

POP FIZZ: Yeah! You better run, youth!

(Pop Fizz throws an exploding potion at the ceiling, causing a beam to fall, blocking the front entrance into all of the food isles.)

POP FIZZ: Let's see you get through that!

(Pop Fizz leaps onto one of the food selves, giving him a view of most of the store.)

POP FIZZ: Jeff! Zap! Set up more pineapple minions! Now that we have the food isles, there is no way that any of the others will survive! We can't stop here!

(Pop Fizz drinks his potion and goes into beast mode.)

POP FIZZ: We must take over the rest of the store!

(Over in the electronics, Fire Kraken, Zoo Lou, and Hoot Loop are guarding their shelter.)

FIRE KRAKEN: Hey guys! I have an idea!
ZOO LOU: What is it?
FIRE KRAKEN: Let's steal something of theirs!
HOOT LOOP: Like what?
FIRE KRAKEN: I don't know. I'll find out when I get there!

(Fire Kraken slaps Hoot Loop in the face, they swap, and become Fire Loop and Hoot Kraken.)

HOOT LOOP: Hey! You slapped me!
FIRE KRAKEN: No I didn't! I just hi-fived your face!

(Fire Loop teleports behind Magna Charge, Whirlwind, and Roller Brawl, who are sitting on the couch swing watching Men in Black 2.)
(Fire Loop smashes on the swing with his staff, causing the swing to collapse, and teleports behind the TV.)

WHIRLWIND: Ow!
ROLLER BRAWL: What was that!?

(Roller Brawl chops up the remains of the swing and pushes them off of them.)
(Fire Loop raises the TV up above his head just as suspenseful music started to play in the movie.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Fire Kraken!

(Whirlwind shoots a rainbow at him and Fire Loop intercepts it with the TV, shattering the screen.)

WHIRLWIND: Oops...

(Fire Loop grabs their bananas off of the table.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Hey! Those are our bananas!

(Magna Charge shoots a laser at Fire Loop, but he teleports behind them and smacks Magna Charge upside the head with his staff.)
(The teleports behind Whirlwind just as Roller Brawl slashed at him.)
(Fire Loop grabs Whirlwind by the neck and teleports away.)

ROLLER BRAWL: No! They got our bananas and Whrilwind!
MAGNA CHARGE: Let's go after him! They're taking shelter in the electronics!

(Magna Charge and Roller Brawl head towards the electronics.)

(Shroomboom and Hot Dog take a short cut to the toys by running past the electronics.)
(Fire Loop teleports in front of Shroomboom and Hot Dog holding Whrilwind.)
(Fire Loop hi-fives Hoot Kraken and they swap back to normal.)

FIRE KRAKEN: You two aren't here to steal anything are you?
HOT DOG: No!
ZOO LOU: Why are you wearing full body armor then?
SHROOMBOOM: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh....

(Magna Charge zooms up to them and tackles Fire Kraken to the ground.)
(Roller Brawl yanks Whirlwind away from Fire Kraken.)

FIRE KRAKEN: No! Our hostage!

(Zoo Lou shoots a couple birds at Roller Brawl knocking her over onto Hot Dog.)

HOT DOG: Hey!

(Hot Dog pushes Roller Brawl away and hits her with a fireball.)

ROLLER BRAWL: That's it!

(Roller Brawl spins around with her claws extended, knocking everybody over.)

ROLLER BRAWL: I'm sorry Magna Charge! I didn't mean to hit you!
WHIRLWIND: Apology accepted!
ROLLER BRAWL: Oh, sorry Whir-
POP FIZZ: Well well well! It looks like you have all fallen apart

(Beast Mode Pop Fizz approaches in a shopping cart being pushed by Jeff with Zap following behind.)

POP FIZZ: If you haven't realized it yet, I have taken over the food isles! Gimmie that!

(Beast Pop Fizz extends his spear and takes the bananas from Fire Kraken.)

POP FIZZ: Now I'm here for the electronics!
FIRE KRAKEN: No! This is my domain!
HOOT LOOP: Your domain?
ZOO LOU: I thought we were sharing it?
FIRE KRAKEN: Well.....well, uh-
HOOT LOOP: Is it your domain or our domain?
FIRE KRAKEN: Well, I am the one who got us here-
HOOT LOOP: Wrong answer, fortune cookie!

(Hoot Loop smacks Fire Kraken in the face with his staff.)

HOOT LOOP: C'mon Zoo Lou!
ZOO LOU: I'm not going with you! You're crazy!
HOOT LOOP: Who are you joining then?
ZOO LOU: Pop Fizz?
POP FIZZ: Denied!
ZOO LOU: Magna Charge?
MAGNA CHARGE: No
ZOO LOU: Fine then! I'll go by myself!

(He disappears into the clothing department.)
(Hoot Loop teleports away to the shoe department.)
(Beast Pop Fizz leaps out of his shopping cart and smacks Fire Kraken into the $5 CD bin.)

ZAP: You know what, Pop Fizz? I don't wanna work with someone like you! You really are becoming Hitler!
POP FIZZ: You can't just leave!
ZAP: Yes I can!
POP FIZZ: Where are you gonna get your food then?
ZAP: I'll use my key to the hut!
POP FIZZ: You give that key back to me!

(Zap takes out the key and holds it above his head.)

ZAP: No! I'm keeping it!

(Shroomboom snatches it out of his hands.)

ZAP: Hey!
SHROOMBOOM: We have the key now! And you're not taking over the store Pop Fizz! Me and Hot Dog are!

POP FIZZ: Please! Like that's gonna happen!
HOT DOG: It is! And his time, we're using foam weapons instead of Lego ones!

(Shroomboom and Hot Dog run off.)
(Whirlwind jumps up and begins to fly away.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Hey! Where are you going!
WHIRLWIND: You can stay with your precious Magna Charge!

(Whirlwind flies over to the Back 2 School department.)

MAGNA CHARGE: We don't need her! C'mon Roller Brawl!

(They roll away to the sporting goods.)

POP FIZZ: Last chance, Zap!
ZAP: Goodbye, Pop Fizz!

(Zap runs away to the kitchen appliance department.)
(Beast Pop Fizz turns to Fire Kraken and holds his spear to his chest.)

FIRE KRAKEN: Fine. You win!

(Fire Kraken runs off to the gardening department.)

POP FIZZ: Jeff! Set up more pineapples around the electronics!
JEFF: Heil Pop Fizz!

(An hour later, Pop Fizz begins to over in the the loudspeaker.)

POP FIZZ: Attention everyone except for Jeff! I know you all must be starving! I'm not completely unreasonable so I have decided to let someone have one piece of food! Just one person! Whoever gets here first gets the food! That's all for now! Make it a good day! Save money, live better, Wal-Mart!

(Over in the sporting goods, Magna Charge and Roller Brawl and talking.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Hey, Magna Charge? Do you think this is a trick?
MAGNA CHARGE: I don't think so. Pop Fizz is still a Skylander
ROLLER BRAWL: Should we go?
MAGNA CHARGE: Sure! Let's just hope we're the first ones!
ROLLER BRAWL: Wait, how do I know you're not just gonna eat it all yourself?
MAGNA CHARGE: I won't! Why would you even say that?

(Roller Brawl takes a metal baseball bat off of a shelf.)

ROLLER BRAWL: I'm so hungry...
MAGNA CHARGE: Wait, you're not worried about sharing! You want it all for your-

(Roller Brawl smacks Magna Charge in the head with her bat and rolls away.)
(Magna Charge darts after her.)
(Roller Brawl arrives in the produce section, which is covered in smoke, and all of the others arrive at the same time.)

HOOT LOOP: That food is mine!
WHIRLWIND: No way!
ZOO LOU: I deserve it more then either of you!
HOT DOG: Why?
ZOO LOU: Because I'm one with nature!
FIRE KRAKEN: Aw boo!

(Fire Kraken knocks Zoo Lou over with his staff.)
(Zap tackles Fire Kraken to the ground.)
(Shroomboom knocks Zap off of Fire Kraken with a plastic sword.)
(Hoot Loop swings at Shroomboom, but he intercepts the strike with his plastic sword.)
(Hoot Loop takes out a shoe and pokes Shroomboom in the eye with it.)

SHROOMBOOM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

(Shroomboom falls onto his back and makes a mushroom field around him, knocking Hot Dog into the air.)

HOT DOG: Hey!

(Hot Dog launches a fireball towards Shroomboom, but it hits Magna Charge in the head.)
(Magna Charge turns around and blasts Hot Dog into a plastic bag in the self checkout lane.)
(Hot Dog spins around and burns the bag, setting the checkout on fire and launching it towards Magna Charge, but he dodges it and it lands on Zoo Lou.)

ZOO LOU: Oh great heavens!

(Zoo Lou flails his club around in attempt to get the flaming checkout off of him, but accidentally shoots Whirlwind with a bird in the process.)

WHIRLWIND: Ow! Keep your nature to your self, Zoo Loser!

(Whirlwind blasts Zoo Lou with a rainbow, causing the flaming checkout to explode, knocking everybody to the ground.)
(Beast Pop Fizz slowly approaches all of them clapping.)

POP FIZZ: Well that turned out exactly as I thought it would! Since you're all here, I can take over the rest of the store with ease! Well that and...

(He takes out a yellow potion and throws it backwards into the smoke.)

POP FIZZ: You like the smoke? It's from my cauldron because I've been brewing! That was a new potion, and now you'll see what it'll do!

(A pineapple minion leaps out of the smoke, now living with a face and arms a legs and even real spears.)

ROLLER BRAWL: You brought your pineapples to life...
POP FIZZ: Yes I did! And here comes the rest!

(Hundreds more pineapple minions jump out of the smoke and surround the Skylanders.)

POP FIZZ: Last one standing gets the food!

(All of the Skylanders except for Roller Brawl and Beast Pop Fizz begin to fight the pineapples and each other.)

ROLLER BRAWL: No!

(Roller Brawl jumps up onto the now empty pineapple display.)

ROLLER BRAWL: I'm not taking part in your little game!
POP FIZZ: What are you gonna do then?
ROLLER BRAWL: I'll fight you!

(Beast Mode Pop Fizz takes out his spear.)

POP FIZZ: Bring it on!

(Roller Brawl lunges forward, only to be kicked back by Beast Pop Fizz.)

POP FIZZ: Well you tried!
ROLLER BRAWL: I'm not done!

(Roller Brawl kicks a buzz saw towards Beast Pop Fizz, knocking him over.)
(Roller Brawl swipes at Beast Pop Fizz and he blocks it with his spear.)
(Beast Pop Fizz flips onto a light hanging from the ceiling .)
(Roller Brawl skates up a nearby wall, jumps towards the light, and cuts the cord connecting it to the ceiling with her claws.)
(Beast Pop Fizz falls on top of the candy isle and Roller Brawl lands next to him.)
(Beast Pop Fizz punches Roller Brawl onto the next shelf over in the cereal isle.)
(Beast Pop Fizz lunges with his spear and Roller Brawl extends one of her legs, cutting the spear in half with her skate.)

POP FIZZ: Hey!

(Beast Pop Fizz throws the spears remains to Roller Brawl, knocking her on top of the next isle over.)
(Beast Pop Fizz breathes fire towards her, setting the entire cereal isle on fire.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Smooth

(Beast Pop Fizz grabs a flaming cereal box and throws in at Roller Brawl. The cereal explodes on impact and sends flying Roller Brawl all the way to the last food isle.)
(Beast Pop Fizz starts running across the isles leaping from shelf to shelf towards Roller Brawl.)
(Roller Brawl gets up and starts charging towards Beast Pop Fizz.)

EON: Stop!

(All of the Skylanders [and Jeff] stop and look towards the entrance, no open, with Eon standing in it.)

ZOO LOU: Master Eon?
ZAP: How did you-?
EON: This was all a test!

(Pop Fizz turns back to normal and he an Roller Brawl join the others.)
(Eon raises his hand and all of the pineapples turn back into regular pineapples.)

EON: I was curious of your survival skills!
WHIRLWIND: So you let us get locked in a Wal-Mart?
EON: Didn't you guys find anything fishy when a 24 hour Wal-Mart closed at 7:30?
HOOT LOOP: What about the cheese?
EON: Fake! I made it up to get you here!
POP FIZZ: Aw man! I really wanted some of that cheese...
HOT DOG: So did we pass the test?
EON: No
FIRE KRAKEN: Why not!
EON: You were supposed to stick together and you all split up and battled each other! You need more training!
SHROOMBOOM: Training?
EON: Yes! Starting tomorrow! We are watching The Hunger Games!
ZAP: What about the other Skylanders? Do they get survival training?
EON: Of coarse! Tomorrow I'm locking Prism Break, Ghost Roaster, and Pop Thorn in a Walgreens!
POP FIZZ: Fair enough...
EON: Come along now, Skylanders! Let's go home!

(Eon walks out.)

ROLLER BRAWL: We broke a lot of stuff in here we gotta leave!

(Everyone except for Jeff runs outside.)

JEFF: Yes! They're gone!

(He picks up a Lego helmet that Hot Dog dropped and put it on!

JEFF[SINGING]: To the Legooooooooooooooos!


END OF EPISODE 30

MINISODE 10: Swapper Squabble

(Blast Zone is shooting hoops in the courtyard of the apartment complex when a hole emerges from the middle of the court and Grilla Drilla jumps out.)

BLAST ZONE: Hey! What do you think you're doing, Ceaser!
GRILLA DRILLA: I was underground, I came back up!
BLAST ZONE: In the middle of the basketball court!

(Grilla Drilla looks around.)

GRILLA DRILLA: Oops!
BLAST ZONE: I have a game with Free Ranger! We can't play with a gaping hole in the middle of our court!

(Free Ranger approaches.)

FREE RANGER: Blast Zone! You ready for our-

(He looks in the hole.)

FREE RANGER: What happened
BLAST ZONE: Grilla Drilla decided to dig before he called!
GRILLA DRILLA: Dig before I call?
BLAST ZONE: Haven't you seen those billboards that say "Call before you dig!" The number was 4-1-1?
FREE RANGER: No
BLAST ZONE: Whatever. Grilla Drilla, clean it up!
GRILLA DRILLA: I can't just clean it up!
BLAST ZONE: Sure you can!

(Blast Zone touches Grilla Drilla and they swap, becoming Blast Drilla and Grilla Zone.)

GRILLA DRILLA: Hey!

(Blast Drilla starts jumping in and out of the hole.)

BLAST ZONE: How does this work!
FREE RANGER: Hey, Blast Zone, c'mon! Give him his legs back!
BLAST ZONE: After I fill this hole!

(Trap Shadow approaches.)

TRAP SHADOW: What's goin' on?
FREE RANGER: Mr. Resetti here dug a hole in the middle of the court!

(Blast Drilla, in attempt to fill the hole, accidentally digs another one.)

TRAP SHADOW: Really?
FREE RANGER: Now it's even worse!
BLAST ZONE: Whatever! Gimme my legs back!

(Blast Drilla attempts to touch Grilla Zone to swap back, but he jumps away.)

GRILLA DRILLA: Why should I? You took my legs without asking!
FREE RANGER: He's right, why should he give them back?
TRAP SHADOW: Because they belong to him!
BLAST ZONE: Yeah! They're my legs!

(Grilla Zone jumps in the air and starts flying in circles around their heads.)

GRILLA DRILLA: But flying is so much fun!

(Grilla Zone takes the basketball from Blast Drilla, flies to the hoop, and drops the ball in.)

GRILLA DRILLA: Remember when you could fly?

(Blast Drilla throws a bomb at Grilla Zone, but Grilla Zone flies out of the way and the bomb blows up the hoop.)

TRAP SHADOW: Great! Now this court is completely ruined!

(Trap Shadow swings his trap at Grilla Zone, grabbing his leg, and pulls him back onto the ground.)
(Blast Drilla touches Grilla Zone, turning them back to Blast Zone and Grilla Drilla.)

BLAST ZONE: So what are we gonna do now?

(Silence.)

FREE RANGER: Chuck E Cheeses?
BLAST ZONE: Yeah sure!

(They head towards Chuck E Cheeses.)

END OF MINISODE 10

These are reminding me more and more of TTGo...

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These are reminding me more and more of TTGo...

Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Good. Everyone hates that show, but as I never watched hardly any Teen Titans, I like it.
Actually, most episodes feel like comedy fanfics. Seriously, Raven and to a lesser extent, Robin are the only sensible characters.
Some episodes are, granted, stupid, but some are hilarious.
Fanfic-y stuff in it:
Raven and Beast Boy almost marrying
Silkie leading an exotic double life
Robin miserably failing at attempting to hide his mad crush on Starfire
etc.

I remember seeing an episode and not liking it all that much...
Anyway, this Wal-Mart episode is gonna end up as like a Hunger Games like thing

Course it is!
And I dread how we're going to explain Jolly Bumble Blast (a recently confirmed variant who's Santa crossed with Bumble Blast *shudders*)...
Also, I need to make an episode with a Xiaolin Showdown in it

^I say it's not an alternate character, he just dresses up as Santa in an episode

Too cliche (no 'fense... I've just seen a lot of Christmas specials).
I'm thinking it's an alt created when Bumble Blast took a whirl at the duplication machine, while holding a christmas ornament.
And he believes he's the real Santa.
And he thinks the other 'landers are all his elves.

I guess that could work...

Whatever you want. I don't do much here any more it seems anyway.

Sorry for the wait, but "Wal-Mart Warriors" is finally finished!

I hope you all enjoy it!

Episode 31: Nightmare in Skylands

(Roller Brawl is walking around the complex handing out invitations to her Halloween party.)
(Roller Brawl knocks on Rattle Shake's door and it opens.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Hey! What's shakin'?
RATTLE SHAKE: Was that pun intended?
ROLLER BRAWL: Of coarse it was. Anyway, I'm having a party tonight and you're invited!

(She hands Rattle Shake the party invitation and he looks it over.)

ROLLER BRAWL: You have to wear a costume! It doesn't matter what kind!
RATTLE SHAKE: Alright! I'll be there!
ROLLER BRAWL: See ya later!

(Roller Brawl walks away and Trap Shadow approaches.)

TRAP SHADOW: Is that Roller Brawl's party invitation?
RATTLE SHAKE: Yeah, you goin'?
TRAP SHADOW: Yeah, I'm going as a guy named Trap Shadow
RATTLE SHAKE: Roller Brawl said a costume was mandatory!
TRAP SHADOW: Well what's your costume?
RATTLE SHAKE: I don't know, I-

(Something in Rattle Shake's apartment shatters.)

RATTLE SHAKE: What was that?

(Rattle Shake and Trap Shadow enter the apartment.)
(Rattle Shake draws his venom gun.)

RATTLE SHAKE: Who's there?

(The door suddenly closes.)

RATTLE SHAKE: I'm warning you, I-

(Rattle Shake is suddenly thrown across the window by an invisible force. He crashes through a window and plummets to the ground below.)

TRAP SHADOW: Rattle Shake!

(As Rattle Shake falls, he suddenly swaps with Blast Zone after falling past his window.)
(Rattle Zone flies up and into Blast Zone's apartment and they swap back.)

BLAST ZONE: Dude, what happened?
RATTLE SHAKE: I think my apartment is haunted!
BLAST ZONE: Haunted? Ya know there are like three ghosts living in this apartment
RATTLE SHAKE: I mean, like, in the movies! There was just stuff movin' around!
BLAST ZONE: Dude, c'mon!
RATTLE SHAKE: Forget it!

(Rattle Shake storms out of Blast Zone's apartment, bumping into Ghost Roaster once in the hallway.)

GHOST ROASTER: Hey Rattle Shake! Wassup!
RATTLE SHAKE: My apartment's haunted!
GHOST ROASTER: Dude, you don't just walk up to someone and instantly blow their mind. You have to throw some build up in there
RATTLE SHAKE: Guess what?
GHOST ROASTER: What?
RATTLE SHAKE: My apartment's haunted!
GHOST ROASTER: Interesting...

(Ghost Roaster goes a little ways down the hall and knocks on a door.)
(Hex opens the door.)
(Hex attempts the close the door, but Ghost Roaster keeps it open with his arm.)

GHOST ROASTER: No no no, wait wait wait! I need to talk to you!
HEX: What
GHOST ROASTER: Rattle Shake says his apartment is haunted!

(Hex opens the door back up and looks at Rattle Shake.)

HEX: Haunted?
RATTLE SHAKE: Yes! Can you help?
HEX: Let's go

(They all go up to Rattle Shake's apartment to find everything completely fine.)

HEX: You made me walk up stairs for this? Everything is completely fine!
GHOST ROASTER: In that case-

(Hex nails Ghost Roaster in the stomach with an orb and floats away.)

GHOST ROASTER: If Hex says there's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong! Sorry buddy!

(Ghost Roaster inches away.)

RATTLE SHAKE: But......

(Rattle Shake slithers into his apartment.)

RATTLE SHAKE: What's that?

(Rattle Shake picks something up off of the floor.)

RATTLE SHAKE: This is Trap Shadow's bandana....

(Rattle Shake slithers around the apartment and then goes into the hall.)

RATTLE SHAKE: Trap Shadow! Trap Shadow where are you!?


TBC...........

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Might as well....
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WalMart Warriors was great, but I think that you should have taken out just a few more characters, cause it was a bit confusing keeping up with the action.

i'm gonna write... 2 NEW STORIES

gigantic rim

legend of frankenlander

Gihantic rim sounds awsome
"We called them skylanders"

Minisode 11: TURF WAR!
(Scene starts with Hot Dog and Pop Thorn chatting)
Hot Dog: So didja see the latest MLP episode?
Pop Thorn: Yeah, it was awesome!
Hot Dog: I drew myself as a pony! (shows drawing)
Pop Thorn: (Jaw Drops) ME TOOOOOO! 9(hows drawing)
Hot Dog: THATS AAAAAMAZING! Lets draw some moe onies! I've got the paper!
Pop Thorn: And I've got the crayons!
(the two start drawing when Freeze Blade and Doom Stone show up)
Freeze Blade: Ponies? LAMEEEEEEE!
Doom Stone: Yeah, that shows or little girls!
Hot Dog: Shut up Princess Ice Skates!
Pop Thorn: Yeah, leave us alone!
Freeze Blade: Oh yeah Lassie? I think this calls for a TURFWAR!
Doom Stone: Come on swappers, lets do this!
(Boom Jet, Fire Kraken, and Spy Rise show up)
Spy Rise: Secret Agent spy Rise reporting for duty!
Boom Jet: So they like My Little Pony? Hahahahahah!
Fire Kraken: Lets get Krakalackin fellas!
Hot Dog: Come on fellas, lets do this in the name of Rainbow Dash!
(ShroomBoom, Wrecking Ball, and Polar Whirlwind Shows up)
Shroom Boom: FOR THE GLORY AND HONOR OF APPLEJACK!
Wrecking ball: I'll eat you up then spit you all out!
PolarWind: You hate MLP? SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
All: CHAAAAAAAARGE!
(Doom Stone smacks away PolarWind with his baton thing, but she rainbows his baton into peices. Fire kraken and ShroomBoom satrt throwing various objects at eachother, Wreckingbal is trying to eat Boom Jet, and Spy rise is shooting at PopTorn. Thsi contiues for minutes)
WreckingBall: I'm tirrred!
Everyone else except and Me too!
Spy Rise: Wher's agent Freeze Blade?
PolarWind: Hot Dog too!?!
(scene shifts to Hot Dog and freeze Blade fighting in a sperate island)
Freeze Blade: i've had enough of you punk!
Hot Dog: We are exact opposites!
Both: THIS ENDS NOW!
(they charge but there is a flash of light)
ALL: STOOOP!
(they are pullled away, but they give hateful looks)
THE END

Sorry guys, I'm having a little bit of trouble approaching this episode

This thread is withering... should we move to the SF board?
Also, another idea is that we all make our own threads in the Fanfic board. That way, I can just read the authors I like best, and it's easier to find each other's stories.

^I think that could work! I'll probably just keep this one...
I decided to just write a different episode, a Halloween episode!

Cool.
If it's a scare-off, Quigley or Polar win, right?
Or should we add a new creepy character?
Jolly Bumble Blast. Believes he's the real Santa, but also a total psychopath. Creepy on several levels. Just an idea.
Jade Fire Kraken should probably fall madly in love with Jadewing...

It's not a scare-off, more of a ghost story this time

Sleepys Minisodes
Double the trouble!
Oga loofa pooping gooda!
Duddddeee you need to stop....
*Double trouble poops gooda*
Yuck!
POOPIN GOODA!
Oh no!
*Zoo Lou hits him till he's silly*
AGA WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAKAAKKA
*pigs come and run over Royal*
*both go in a magic duel*
Both HYPER BLASSSTTTTT
*they both explode*
We need help!
*he gets others*
GRRRRR.
STOOOPPP
Aww I just got the popcorn!
HEY!
Opps
*everyone goes*
*explodes*
Nailed it!

Could we please not involve poop or any crude humor? Sigh, forget it...

Not posting legend of Frankenlander until I'm done with it.

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Not posting legend of Frankenlander until I'm done with it.

Where do you think we should put it?

Either fan fiction of the swap force section. We should make a new topic and link to this old one

legend of frankenlander, part 1

(hoot loop and the sidekicks are at a campfire)

HOOT LOOP: gather round, young ones! gather round! i will tell you... a SCARY STORY!

BARKLEY: yeah right, old man!

HOOT LOOP: listen, little tree man! i will tell you... of FRANKENLANDER!

GILL RUNT: who’s he?

HOOT LOOP: a horrible mix of 3 skylanders that roams the cloudbreak islands to this VERY DAY!

MINIJINI: ooh, niiiice! tell us! tell us!

HOOT LOOP: One day after eon had seen the swap force in action, he wanted to try it out for himself...

*FLASHBACK*

EON: spyro, voodood, prism, i’ll need you at 5 for dinner tonight. i need to tell you something.

SPYRO: sure thing eon! but one thing.. why?

PRISM BREAK: never trust a man asking you to go to dinner on HALLOWEEN! NEVER!!!

VOODOOD: Crazy...

SPYRO: it’s a deal. we’ll see you then.

EON: good! i’ll see you tonight.

*later that night...*

SPYRO: nice food eon! how did you make this?

EON: very carefully.

VOODOOD: well, why are we here?

EON: well, i want to try swapping on other skylanders.

(eon pulls out 3 magnetic rings.)
EON: spyro, put one on your neck. voodood, put one around your waist. prism break, put one around your waist too.

(spyro, voodood, and prism break equip the rings)

EON: follow me.

(spyro, voodood, prism break, and eon reach a mine with a hole in the roof)

EON: these are the magna mines. here, powerful magnetic energy is stored. now, get in the tube.

(they get in a translucent tube)

SPYRO: what are you DOING?

EON: swapping!

(eon pulls a lever)

(spyro’s head, prism break’s body, and voodood’s legs float around)

PRISM BREAK: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY!

VOODOOD: you learned that a while ago..

(awkward silence)

EON: now.. tonight’s storm should finalize the ability...

(lightning strikes the tube)

(the body, head, and legs of the three unite)

(spyro’s head returns, prism break’s body returns, and voodood’s legs return)

(the creation begins to glow)

(an earthquake occurs)

EON: RUN!

(eon, prism break, spyro, and voodood evacuate)
(the earthquake ends)

(in the cave)

MAGNA CHARGE: WHAT WAS THAT? should we go in?

HOOT LOOP: yes, yes, and yes!

(hoot loop drags magna charge in)

HOOT LOOP: whoa...

(cue reveal of a 8 ft tall mix of spyro’s head, prism break’s body, and voodood’s legs)

HOOT LOOP: awesome!

MAGNA CHARGE: No! Not awesome! this thing is scary...

HOOT LOOP: let’s name him.. frank! HEY FRANK! HI!

MAGNA CHARGE: i’m gonna call it frank.. but it’s halloween, how about frankenlander?

HOOT LOOP: it works well.

(the frankenlander turns around)

MAGNA CHARGE: well this is bad..

(Frankenlander stomps the ground)

(ghosts rise from the ground)

FRANKENLANDER: WAABA WAABA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

HOOT LOOP: FRANK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

MAGNA CHARGE: Let’s light him up!

(magna charge shoots at frankenlander)

(frankenlander runs towards the two)

(magna charge rams into frankenlander)
(frankenlander shoots a purple beam)

(magna charge is hit)

(hoot loop appears behind frankenlander)

HOOT LOOP: (using hypno eyes): WELCOME TO THE HERD!

(hoot loop claws frankenlander)

(frankenlander runs)

MAGNA CHARGE: WHAT WAS THAT?

HOOT LOOP: i fought frank...

MAGNA CHARGE: well okay then.

(end flashback)

HOOT LOOP: and then, we left. legend has it every year on halloween night, frankenlander will rise from his hiding spot and use all 3 of his powers to summon the alter powers that will randomly Posess 5 skylanders! we’re gonna have to fight him!

BARKLEY: LAAAAME!

GILL RUNT: let’s go somewhere else..

(the sidekicks leave)

HOOT LOOP: (sigh) an owl can dream.

part 2

(Meanwhile in the cadettes house)

("Roar" plays in the background)

SCRATCH: okay girls... Truth or dare, anyone?

PUNK SHOCK: truth.

SCRATCH: do you... Like anyone?

PUNK SHOCK: nope!

SCRATCH: well then... Truth or dare?

SONIC BOOM: dare... I've just been up all night!

SCRATCH: why?

SONIC BOOM: BABYSITTING!

WHIRLWIND: oh. Well scratch, what cha' gonna dish out on sonic?

SCRATCH: I dare you to listen to one of hoot loop's booooring stories!

SONIC BOOM: okay then.

(Sonic boom leaves the building)

SCRATCH: whirlwind, truth or dare?

WHRILWIND: DARE!

SCRATCH: I dare you to... Spend the rest of the night in the cloud break cemetery!

PUNK SHOCK: what!?

WHIRLWIND: Sure!

SCRATCH: I'll come with you.

(Scratch and whirlwind leave)

(Punk shock works on her secret shrine to zap)

(Meanwhile at hoot loop's campfire)

SPYRO: I remember that day! Ya know, when eon went all crazy mad scientist!

SONIC BOOM: that was the strangest thing I've ever heard!

BLAST ZONE: so what should we do now?

HOOT LOOP: Frankenlander was last spotted 1 year ago at the cloud break cemetery... Wanna go check it out?

BLAST ZONE: why not?

(At the cemetery)

SCRATCH: I can hear something!

(a twig snaps)

WHIRLWIND: oh no.....

(footsteps are heard)

SCRATCH: who is it?....

(FRANKENLANDER comes to them)

(they scream)

FRANKENLANDER: YA ZIGGYBAM ZOOBAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(frankenlander stomps, graves shake)

(5 shadows crawl to the campfire)

WHIRLWIND: Those must be the alter powers!

SCRATCH: we have to go tell the others!

(scratch and whirlwind run to the campfire)

(meanwhile at the campfire)

SLOBBER TOOTH: and then... the apple couldn’t keep the doctor away... BECAUSE IT HAD A KNIFE IN IT’S HEAD!

(awkward silence)

SPYRO: no. just.... no.

WASH BUCKLER: well, i’ve got one. once opon a time. my pokemon save file corrupted. the end.

(spyro and hoot loop begin playing magic: the gathering)

STEALTH ELF: would you please stop playing that stupid game?

HOOT LOOP: not until i can beat him for once!

(scratch and whirlwind run over)

WHIRLWIND: you guys have to RUN!

SPYRO: why? hey, aren’t you supposed to be at some girly event?

(twigs snap, footsteps are heard)

HOOT LOOP: wait a second, the quintuple twig snap, the foot steps... this means that he’s here..

STEALTH ELF: who?

HOOT LOOP: FRANKENLANDER! he’s here to summon the alter powers!

(scratch and whirlwind run)

(punk shock runs over)

PUNK SHOCK: trap shadow says something’s not right. he senses a disturbance in the shadows...

(frankenlander jumps out of a bush and stomps the ground)

(five bolts of dark lightning strike spyro, slobber tooth, stealth elf, blast zone, and wash buckler)

FRANKENLANDER: WABBADABBARABBAARRRRK, SUMMON THE POWERS OF DARK!

(frankenlander stomps the ground once more)

FRANKENLANDER: WOOBADOOBAROOBAANNNNND, FOLLOW EVERY COMMAND!

(dark editions of the 5 struck run to frankenlander)

(hoot loop uses infinite loop, knocking back franken lander)

(dark slobber tooth slams the ground)
(punk shock shoots electric bolts at dark slobber tooth)

(the bolts deflect off the shell)

(punk shock jumps on the shell)

(dark slobber tooth smashes the shell, freeing him)

(hoot loop teleports behind dark wash buckler and hypnotises him)

HOOT LOOP: teach me the seeeeeecreeeeeetsssssss..

(dark wash buckler shoots hoot loop with bubble gun)

(hoot loop touches DWB, making hoot dark buckler and dark wash loop)

HOOT LOOP: okay. maybe if i can use this, i’ll understand them..

DARK WASH BUCKLER: WHA... WHA... RAAAAAAAGH!

(DWL turns normal)

WASH BUCKLER: what happened...

HOOT LOOP: I don’t know, but we have to catch blast zone!

(wash loop and hoot buckler swap back)

(DBZ flies by)

(punk shock grabs DBZ)

PUNK SHOCK: FIIIIIIIRE!

(punk shock shoots electric bolts at DS and DSE, freeing them)

DARK BLAST ZONE: SURRENDER OR BURN!

PUNK SHOCK: how about this?

(punk shock throws electric water into DBZ)

(DBZ crash lands on frankenlander)
(DBZ is normalized)

BLAST ZONE: AHHH! who’s.... that?

(BZ points to frankenlander)

FRANKENLANDER: OBBA OBBA OBBA OBBA OOOO, FIGHT ME AT THE VOLCANO!

(frankenlander runs to the volcano)

STEALTH ELF: we have to kill it!

SPYRO: not exactly..

(the 7 head to the volcano)

FRANKENLANDER: Yes my pretties... when the stupid skylanders think they can kill me by pushing me into the volcano, i’ll just wait another.... hmm... 79 years, then i will return even bigger, and badder, and BETTER! then i will spread the alter powers through all of skylands!

STEALTH ELF: NOT SO FAST!

(stealth elf uses a kick to push him into the volcano)

SPYRO: THAT JUST MADE HIM STRONGER! YOU IDIOT!

HOOT LOOP: not quite, turns out he’s not very strong. the power of the core will just burn him into ashes.

(purple lava erupts from the volcano)

HOOT LOOP: or not.

(franken lander is blasted into the air)

FRANKENLANDER: I’LL LAND SOMEDAY! AND WHEN I DO, I WILL BE ULTIMATE! THIS ISN’T THE LAST OF FRANKENLANDER!!

HOOT LOOP: second thought, yeah, he’s dead!

BLAST ZONE: and this purple lava’s gonna spread! we gotta clean it up!

(the 7 clean up the purple lava)
PUNK SHOCK: well, let’s go home now.

SCRATCH: WAIT! is he gone?

PUNK SHOCK: yep. i can imagine he’s a loooong way away from here....

(meanwhile on earth)

(frankenlander lands as a toy)

FRANKENLANDER: what happened... did they defeat me? well, they couldn’t. but anyway, what is this place? there’s lots of people... wait a second.... WHAT ARE PEOPLE?!?!?!?

(zoom out on pumpkin patch)

THE END

This thraed had a nice run, but it is pretty much dead now.

NIPEEE

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NIPEEE

What the heck?

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NIPEEE

What the heck?

fail nope

I finished the no gold, no kidding story. Will post tomorrow

No gold, no kidding