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How to Troll: By HCI [CLOSED]
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#1 Posted: 23:29:13 14/10/2013 | Topic Creator
I troll, and you can too in two easy steps!

1: Spam images
2: make enemies with alot of people:

Epilogue:
Hey DragonCamo, Seiki, Joerox, SomePerson, Pixilism,and all my other haters: Screw Y'all!
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#2 Posted: 23:32:41 14/10/2013
Quote: Spyrobaro
*how to be annoying as ****



*How to be a kid that tries to get love from anyone.

He's not that bad. :<
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#3 Posted: 23:33:54 14/10/2013
Well I'm still waiting. You said you can troll, now show me what you got.

Troll your hardest, kid. C'mon! Give me your best shot.

You a busta.
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#4 Posted: 23:34:20 14/10/2013
Tune in next time for How to Troll: By Wild!
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#5 Posted: 23:35:19 14/10/2013
[User Posted Image]
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#6 Posted: 23:38:24 14/10/2013
Can you explain what spam is?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#7 Posted: 23:54:12 14/10/2013
Love you too <3
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Gay 4 GARcher
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#8 Posted: 23:55:04 14/10/2013
Why do i hate you again?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#9 Posted: 23:55:51 14/10/2013
Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: wspyro
*How to be a kid that tries to get love from anyone.

He's not that bad. :<

b-b-but



I understand. smilie
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5772
#10 Posted: 00:02:33 15/10/2013
and don't forget to say frick
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#11 Posted: 00:23:52 15/10/2013
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Surprise Green Sparx Gems: 313
#12 Posted: 00:29:13 15/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.



And then you got bought out by a corporation.
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"It's a tuatara, not a lizard."
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#13 Posted: 00:29:51 15/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: ??????
STEP 7: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.


Reference fixed.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#14 Posted: 00:30:14 15/10/2013
Quote: Surprise
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.



And then you got bought out by a corporation.


What makes you think I wasn't a corporation to begin with? >.>
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Surprise Green Sparx Gems: 313
#15 Posted: 00:33:46 15/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: Surprise
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.



And then you got bought out by a corporation.


What makes you think I wasn't a corporation to begin with? >.>


LLC's aren't corporations. :3
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"It's a tuatara, not a lizard."
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#16 Posted: 00:41:28 15/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...


Amateur hour! Booooo! You might as well be taking this from the Sorceress' handbook, and we all know what happened to her. You're Gnasty's Level, even. Ha!

[runs laughter audio clip]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#17 Posted: 00:50:24 15/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.


Our mod everyone.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#18 Posted: 00:54:50 15/10/2013
I guess, by HCI's definition anyway, that I constantly troll everyone, well, I don't see myself that way...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#19 Posted: 01:36:18 15/10/2013
Quote: somePerson
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.


Our mod everyone.


Don't worry. It's for science. >.>b
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#20 Posted: 01:47:20 15/10/2013
Why don't we all try and troll dark5-*Shot* *Ban-hammered*
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#21 Posted: 02:12:31 15/10/2013
1. Disagree with others opinion purposelly

2. Tick them off and get into an argument with them

3. Slay them with logic.

4. Profit.

Also heard HCI has a guide to "How to be a hypocrite"
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:14:37 15/10/2013 by MoonHorizons
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#22 Posted: 02:37:06 15/10/2013
What is a troll exactly?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#23 Posted: 21:38:40 15/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Well I'm still waiting. You said you can troll, now show me what you got.

Troll your hardest, kid. C'mon! Give me your best shot.

You a busta.


Why the helicopter should I listen to you?
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#24 Posted: 22:16:16 15/10/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: Samius
Well I'm still waiting. You said you can troll, now show me what you got.

Troll your hardest, kid. C'mon! Give me your best shot.

You a busta.


Why the helicopter should I listen to you?


Yeah, he busta.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#25 Posted: 22:32:14 15/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Quote: Samius
Well I'm still waiting. You said you can troll, now show me what you got.

Troll your hardest, kid. C'mon! Give me your best shot.

You a busta.


Why the helicopter should I listen to you?


Yeah, he busta.


Yeah i busta. I Bustamove!

'insert the song"
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#26 Posted: 22:35:37 15/10/2013
You're not the big fish in the pond no more
You are what they're feeding on
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Gay 4 GARcher
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#27 Posted: 22:39:17 15/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
You're not the big fish in the pond no more
You are what they're feeding on


Oh my gosh, DC can write meaningless things in italics!
Anyone can!
The flat chinchilla is walking in the sahara,
nature`s beauty, the humble T-rex stops and says hello,
the duo play backgamnmon till the end of time,
and then cthulu etas the sun.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#28 Posted: 22:40:53 15/10/2013
Don't go crying to your mama cause you're on your own in the real world
(Down to your mama)
Don't go crying to your mama cause you're on your own in the real world
(Don't go crying to your mama)
Don't go crying to your mama cause you're on your own in the real world
(Oh, this is the real world)
Don't go crying to your mama cause you're on your own in the real world
(Don't go crying to your mama)
This is the real world
This is the real world
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Gay 4 GARcher
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#29 Posted: 22:43:17 15/10/2013 | Topic Creator
What is love?
Baby don`t hurt me
Baby don`t hurt me,
no more (no more...)
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#30 Posted: 22:45:07 15/10/2013
Ain't it fun living in the real world
(Cause the world don't orbit around you)
Ain't it good, ain't it good being all alone (oh)
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Gay 4 GARcher
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#31 Posted: 22:45:48 15/10/2013
ur all wrong
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#32 Posted: 22:52:42 15/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Ain't it fun living in the real world
(Cause the world don't orbit around you)
Ain't it good, ain't it good being all alone (oh)



Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna turn around and
Desert you!
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#33 Posted: 00:11:35 16/10/2013
Quote: somePerson
What is a troll exactly?


Mythical creature. Said to live under bridges and make predictable jokes. *frying pan'd* x.x;
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760
#34 Posted: 19:47:14 16/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Actually, it should probably go something like...

STEP 1: Sprinkle profanity into your posts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. As a general rule of thumb, if you think you've put in too many cusses, it's not enough.
STEP 2: Anyone who disagrees with you should be served any manner of extremely vulgar, personal insults. The nastier, the better.
STEP 3: for added benifit dont use capital lettars commas apostraphes periods or good grammer and spelling
STEP 4: You cannot ignore any responses to any of your trolling remarks. Keep an eye out for the people who take serious offense to the things you posts, as they're probably your best targets for a buffet of harassment.
STEP 5: If the people who run the site get involved, insult them too. Who cares what they think?
STEP 6: Profit.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD: Give yourself an icepick lobotomy. You'll become an instant troll celebrity!

The following is a not-for-profit public service post by "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>", LLC. Do not repost or redistribute without the express written consent of the original author.


Thank you for doing the opposite of your job, friendly neighborhood moderator HIR.
Great job! smilie
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The person who finally changed his Christmas avatar. Give me a cookie.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#35 Posted: 20:06:21 16/10/2013
Quote: LegoLander
Thank you for doing the opposite of your job, friendly neighborhood moderator HIR.
Great job! :)


Don't think he's not going to moderate you if you try any of that.
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#36 Posted: 23:24:15 16/10/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: LegoLander
Thank you for doing the opposite of your job, friendly neighborhood moderator HIR.
Great job! :)


Don't think he's not going to moderate you if you try any of that.


I'm probably not. After all, I'm useless in Stuff & Nonsense! ^.^b
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#37 Posted: 00:54:02 17/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: Samius
Quote: LegoLander
Thank you for doing the opposite of your job, friendly neighborhood moderator HIR.
Great job! :)


Don't think he's not going to moderate you if you try any of that.


I'm probably not. After all, I'm useless in Stuff & Nonsense! ^.^b


It might not happen in SaN.
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#38 Posted: 03:01:19 17/10/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: HIR
Quote: Samius


Don't think he's not going to moderate you if you try any of that.


I'm probably not. After all, I'm useless in Stuff & Nonsense! ^.^b


It might not happen in SaN.


Yeah, but you've got to admit the ratio of Stuff & Nonsense posts to Idle Chatter AND General posts is absurdly large in a single day. The funny thing is that that wasn't always the case when this was a small site. <.<
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#39 Posted: 08:40:28 17/10/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: Samius
Quote: HIR


I'm probably not. After all, I'm useless in Stuff & Nonsense! ^.^b


It might not happen in SaN.


Yeah, but you've got to admit the ratio of Stuff & Nonsense posts to Idle Chatter AND General posts is absurdly large in a single day. The funny thing is that that wasn't always the case when this was a small site. <.<


I've noticed. Discussions used to take place in Idle chatter, whereas this was a board purely meant for spam and idiocy.

I think we should start reviving some of these boards. Video Games is still hanging on pretty well because of the abundance on Pokemon games, but Idle chatter is pretty quiet these days.
Users could slowly be tempted to check out other boards if we'd create more topics there and not in San all the time.

Edit: I mean, look at these topics like "Confessions" or "Russia and US may team up to fight asteroids on collison course with Earth." There are a lot of these, they scream Idle chatter.

And I still have a dream that someday this board will be about Spyro again, but that's not going to happen anymore.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 08:45:03 17/10/2013 by Samius
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#40 Posted: 22:06:04 17/10/2013
How to troll by hydrochloric acid.

Well HCl looks a bit like HCI.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5834
#41 Posted: 22:14:37 17/10/2013
sup..
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