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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#1 Posted: 02:15:22 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
It's like, it's like, I wanna check out chicks' thingies! I wanna see their thingies! But they won't let me! And that just makes me wanna check them out even more! I feel like I'm never gonna score! And chicks don't wanna talk to me! Like, I wanna go up and say 'Hey baby how's it goin?' heh. And then just like, they just go away! And then they slap me! And sometimes I just wanna like, get a big bulldozer and I just wanna like, bulldoze the walls to the girls' locker room! That way I can see their boobs! It's like I know they're naked inside there, and I just can't stand it! And then, and then I wanna take the bulldozer and like, I wanna bulldoze the cafeteria too! And then the library! Destroy all the books! And then I wanna go to the principal's office, and bulldoze the principal's office too!

NAKED BOOBS! NAKED BOOBS! NAKED BOOBS!
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#2 Posted: 02:18:39 30/09/2013
..Go home Big Green, you must've taken 5 too many shots of whiskey...
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ninja9351 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4924
#3 Posted: 02:25:18 30/09/2013
Again with this,
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And let it be written that on this day, the 29th of September in the 2013th year of our Lord, the Stuff & Nonsense users of darkSpyro all took massive testosterone injections and got hornier than the brass section of a marching band.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#4 Posted: 02:36:39 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: hardcoreignitor
..Go home Big Green, you must've taken 5 too many shots of whiskey...


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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#5 Posted: 02:46:48 30/09/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
..Go home Big Green, you must've taken 5 too many shots of whiskey...



No, Big Green was just drop kicked when she as a baby.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#6 Posted: 02:53:07 30/09/2013
I dunno about that. Looks like Big Green is going through a "caffeine rush". I have them all the time. Don't worry it goes away, but the *crash and burn* effect really suck. When that happens drink more coffee! Feel the buzz Big Green! ^.^
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#7 Posted: 02:58:14 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
one voice said, "Big Green! Go...Get a gum wrapper! And...roll it up into a cone! And stick it in the butt of a big horsefly", and the fly keeps going straight up! and it keeps going up, cause it can't go anywhere else, and it keeps going up, until it dies of exhaustion! and then it falls down
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#8 Posted: 15:09:18 30/09/2013
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I laughed way to much. e.e
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#9 Posted: 15:54:31 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
voices are cool
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 7080
#10 Posted: 16:09:31 30/09/2013
Quote: Big Green
one voice said, "Big Green! Go...Get a gum wrapper! And...roll it up into a cone! And stick it in the butt of a big horsefly", and the fly keeps going straight up! and it keeps going up, cause it can't go anywhere else, and it keeps going up, until it dies of exhaustion! and then it falls down


What a weenie
KristyTB Red Sparx Gems: 32
#11 Posted: 19:37:54 30/09/2013
seriously man, keep down the caffeine O.O
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Forgotten World Platinum Sparx Gems: 5177
#12 Posted: 19:42:46 30/09/2013
I think big green has had a bad life experience, and is doing something illegal to make her feel good.
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KristyTB Red Sparx Gems: 32
#13 Posted: 19:58:02 30/09/2013
Omg Big green is a girl!? O.O *walks back slowly in shame*
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Kitties shall rule the world 8D
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#14 Posted: 20:58:14 30/09/2013
Big Green gets more horny then BS now a days.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#15 Posted: 21:03:02 30/09/2013
Let it get softer.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#16 Posted: 21:08:11 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Forgotten World
I think big green has had a bad life experience, and is doing something illegal to make her feel good.



i do other things to make me feel good
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#17 Posted: 21:10:01 30/09/2013
Go on the internet and find pictures if you wanna see them.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#18 Posted: 21:11:18 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
pictures of what???
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#19 Posted: 21:12:26 30/09/2013
Quote: Big Green
pictures of what???



Boobs.

Don't do if you really don't wanna it may be scary.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#20 Posted: 21:13:57 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
o yeah cool idea
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#21 Posted: 21:15:04 30/09/2013 | Topic Creator
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a pair of great tits i found. this was a great idea
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#22 Posted: 21:15:52 30/09/2013
Glad I could help.
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#23 Posted: 21:22:12 30/09/2013
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how hot
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#24 Posted: 21:30:15 30/09/2013
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Sonic the breast hedgehog ever.
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#25 Posted: 21:53:43 30/09/2013
Quote: Big Green
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a pair of great tits i found. this was a great idea



The one on the right seems to be the cool one out of both of them.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:54:08 30/09/2013 by wspyro
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