Ok, ok, yes I know what you are thinking but let us do some research~
Jigglypuff
Normal (Normal/Fairy next gen, screw dragons)
115/45/20/45/25/20
DA PUFF (Jigglypuff) @ Eviolite
Trait: Cute Charm
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SDef
Bold Nature
- Heal Bell
- Wish
- Toxic
- Protect
252+ SpA Dialga Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 271-319 (73.04 - 85.98%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252 SpA Kyurem-W Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 310-366 (83.55 - 98.65%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252 SpA Life Orb Mewtwo Aura Sphere vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 281-333 (75.74 - 89.75%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252 SpA Choice Specs Palkia Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 369-435 (99.46 - 117.25%) -- 93.75% chance to OHKO
252+ SpA Kyogre Water Spout vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 289-342 (77.89 - 92.18%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
+2 252+ Atk Life Orb Arceus-Normal ExtremeSpeed vs. 0 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite (custom): 364-430 (98.11 - 115.9%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO
0 Atk Giratina Dragon Tail vs. 0 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite (custom): 67-81 (18.05 - 21.83%) -- possible 5HKO
252 SpA Griseous Orb Giratina-O Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 252-297 (67.92 - 80.05%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Groudon Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite (custom): 310-366 (83.55 - 98.65%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252+ Atk Life Orb Excadrill Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite (custom): 250-294 (67.38 - 79.24%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252+ SpA Choice Specs Kingdra Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 292-345 (78.7 - 92.99%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252+ SpA Life Orb Ludicolo Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite (custom): 281-333 (75.74 - 89.75%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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After looking at these calculations, it is clear of one thing: Jigglypuff owns **** in Ubers. But wait? What can it do in return? Well, let's take another looksie at it's outstanding movepool shall we? It gets....
Sing, need I say more?
Wish, gotta stay healthy
Thunder Wave, oops you were fast
Toxic, stalled *****
Heal Bell, lol@status
Dual Screens, Try breaking through me now
Stealth Rock, dat ho-oh money to da puff
Siesmic Toss, Yeah, you freaking kyogre wanna be tossed in to the sky by the puff
Focus Punch (0- Atk (custom) Focus Punch vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Blissey: 434-512 (66.56 - 78.52%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock)
Gravity, oops your flying is gone, let's own **** with stone edge
Magic coat, just try to use hazards or status
Mega Kick, ***** puff gonna kick you in the face
Perish Song, oh you tried to set up on this beast lol
Sweet Kiss, aww your confused that's cute <3
And all these offensive options:
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Blizzard
Hyper Voice
Mega Punch
Body Slam
Double-Edge
Flamethrower
Fire Blast
Fire punch
Drain Punch
Grass Knot
Gyro ball
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Thunderpunch
Wild Charge
Shadow Ball
Solarbeam
DynamicPunch
IF YOU ARE NOT CONVINCED THAT JIGGLYPUFF WILL OWN UBERS, PLEASE RE-READ THIS TOPIC UNTIL YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
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Serious topic, discuss our new lord and savior, Jiggles.
This got me banned on Smogon ;~;