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is bowser gay???????? [CLOSED]
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#1 Posted: 20:21:51 22/09/2013 | Topic Creator
i heard he is
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#2 Posted: 20:22:38 22/09/2013
id go gay 4 bowser <3333
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#3 Posted: 20:33:59 22/09/2013
I'd let him break into my castle any day of the week.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#4 Posted: 21:07:13 22/09/2013
Probably with Yoshi. Since he grew up on Yoshi's Island... *brick'd* x.x
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ClayFace Blue Sparx Gems: 835
#5 Posted: 21:08:24 22/09/2013
Bowser thinks Slam Bam is gay.
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#6 Posted: 21:37:15 22/09/2013
Bowser is gay for eggman, I heard
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#7 Posted: 21:53:42 22/09/2013
Whoa whoa whoa whoa,

People, stop making wild accusations.

First of all, I would be heterosexual, not gay.

Second, I hate Yoshi because he stomped on my head and threw eggs at my face.

Third, I have no idea what Slam Bam's sexuality is, nor do I care.

and fourth, I think that eggman is a loser who can't do anything right.

And for ToM and Torchsheep, call me.
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#8 Posted: 22:09:30 22/09/2013
Spinelli wants to date Bowser.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#9 Posted: 22:11:02 22/09/2013
GET OUT!!!!!!!

You killed my son..... I haven't forgotten.
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ClayFace Blue Sparx Gems: 835
#10 Posted: 22:11:57 22/09/2013
She killed him because you didn't date her.
Date her and she'll revive him.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#11 Posted: 22:13:29 22/09/2013
She has necro powers? Jeez.

One half-date, the first half of dinner, and the end of a bad movie, then she resurrects my son.
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ClayFace Blue Sparx Gems: 835
#12 Posted: 22:15:28 22/09/2013
Son revived. Here he is.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#13 Posted: 22:17:59 22/09/2013
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#14 Posted: 22:18:53 22/09/2013
Quote: ClayFace
Son revived. Here he is.
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KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!! Oh the irony.
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#15 Posted: 22:19:52 22/09/2013
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Spinelli marries you.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#16 Posted: 22:26:20 22/09/2013
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#17 Posted: 22:37:25 22/09/2013
Quote: kardonis
Second, I hate Yoshi because he stomped on my head and threw eggs at my face.


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This seems like a bit of a contradiction. If you really had a hatred for Yoshis, why was your childhood castle built in their homeland? Furthermore, you love Yoshi's Cookies, as evidenced in the Mario & Luigi games. Additionally, I would like to point out that you have only attempted once to invade the Yoshis' home, and even then it was because you heard Princess Peach was there. And instead of killing those Yoshis when you invaded, you merely imprisoned them in eggs so that Mario could rescue them if he was successful.

Ergo, it is in the opinion of the prosecution that you do not, in fact, hate Yoshis. But rather, you have a soft spot for them.
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#18 Posted: 22:38:48 22/09/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: kardonis
Second, I hate Yoshi because he stomped on my head and threw eggs at my face.


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This seems like a bit of a contradiction. If you really had a hatred for Yoshis, why was your childhood castle built in their homeland? Furthermore, you love Yoshi's Cookies, as evidenced in the Mario & Luigi games. Additionally, I would like to point out that you have only attempted once to invade the Yoshis' home, and even then it was because you heard Princess Peach was there. And instead of killing those Yoshis when you invaded, you merely imprisoned them in eggs so that Mario could rescue them if he was successful.

Ergo, it is in the opinion of the prosecution that you do not, in fact, hate Yoshis. But rather, you have a soft spot for them.



Yoshi also plays golf, tennis, and board games with him.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#19 Posted: 22:39:14 22/09/2013
Shhhhh! I don't show all my evidence at one time. >.>
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#20 Posted: 22:41:35 22/09/2013
Well, uh, kind of.

First, I was raised on Yoshi island, but that was just because the castle that my Parents lived in was destroyed, and they were killed. Which is why Kamek raised me. (not actually from a game, just a little fan-fic I made)

Second, yes, I love Yoshi cookies, which is why I only imprisoned the Yoshis, so they could still make cookies for me to steal.

But, yes, I kind of do have a soft spot for them. But I don't like them in a sexual way.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#21 Posted: 22:44:32 22/09/2013
Quote: kardonis
Well, uh, kind of.

First, I was raised on Yoshi island, but that was just because the castle that my Parents lived in was destroyed, and they were killed. Which is why Kamek raised me. (not actually from a game, just a little fan-fic I made)

Second, yes, I love Yoshi cookies, which is why I only imprisoned the Yoshis, so they could still make cookies for me to steal.

But, yes, I kind of do have a soft spot for them. But I don't like them in a sexual way.


But you do not hate him. In which case, I rest my case.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#22 Posted: 22:45:43 22/09/2013
Quote: HIR
Quote: kardonis
Well, uh, kind of.

First, I was raised on Yoshi island, but that was just because the castle that my Parents lived in was destroyed, and they were killed. Which is why Kamek raised me. (not actually from a game, just a little fan-fic I made)

Second, yes, I love Yoshi cookies, which is why I only imprisoned the Yoshis, so they could still make cookies for me to steal.

But, yes, I kind of do have a soft spot for them. But I don't like them in a sexual way.


But you do not hate him. In which case, I rest my case.


Another case closed by HIR.

Oh well, I tried.
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