darkSpyro

ok so i was walking along the road with my gay family. we were exploring america because we ad never been there before. after stopping for fine dining at red lobster we went to a thrift shop. there was a bunch of boring comic mangas and old people **** cluttering the shelves. but i was bored, so i threw a grenade into the building and blew up one of the rooms. in the rubble i found a hidden disk for tekken 3. the disk seemed normal except for the fact that all the characters were blue and had weeaboo eyes. i examined the price tag and it said '69 dollars.' that number made me masturbate for 15 minutes before stealing a tv 'yolo' and plugging in the game. when i played the game everything seemed fine, until i entered the part where dick dastardly has to beat king buu in a pie eating contest. i took a good look at buu's mouth. he was.... SMILING. i was kind of scared so i shut off the playstation with my boner (i was still masturbating at 69 while playing) but the television never turned off. instead, hardcoreignitor came on the screen and started tying his shoes. he cut himself on his sharp shoelaces and bled all over the television. i immediately started to dash away but macklemore stopped me and grabbed me by the collarbone. "thats a cold ass honkey" he whispered into my ear. crying from fright, i bit through mack's stellar grip and ran out of the store. "thats so gayyyyy' he yelled as i ran rapidly. moral of the story: mlp is ****

10/10 Would bang

****ty 0/10 will never read again

god, gimme a sec i got a good one

oh god that was really creppy :(

im really scared now

i seriously just pissed myself and my mom yelled at me

the ugly barnacle was scarier imo

More horrifying than Dead Alive. I can't believe how much I'm scared right now.

Quote: Spyrobaro

Dude, this is a kids' site! Why would you post something so creepy?

YAY NIGHTMARES

Nope, 70 dollars.

I think I am a changed man after reading this story.