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the first part of rise of the swap force, part one, is up!

Bravo! I like it! I have a question for AwesomeRockets: What would be the timeline for all theese episodes? A timeline project would be nice, once a bunch of us are done with our various episodes.

3rd part up


the next 2 parts will take place in iron jaw gulch

The Legend of Freeze Blade is DONE!

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Bravo! I like it! I have a question for AwesomeRockets: What would be the timeline for all theese episodes? A timeline project would be nice, once a bunch of us are done with our various episodes.

Well, I started simply after a random defeat by Kaos. Maybe all of our episodes will be in different timelines or even different universes because we'll introduce things that have already been introduced (Like Zap and the swappers and what I'll probably do with the Darklanders later) and we all kind of have somewhat different personalities for the characters and have things that are simply not the same.

Hmmm. Did you like the Legend of Freeze Blade? Also, my next project shall be like what I did for TLOFB, but Mario-ified. It'll star Sunburn and Stink Bomb as Mario and Luigi.

I liked it you did pretty well

part 4 of ROTSW is up!

So is part 5

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RISE OF THE SWAP FORCE, PART 2

continued from part 1


VOLCANIC ERUPTOR: I AM VOLCANIC ERUPTOR! okay seriously, what do i do here?
SPY RISE: Fight the greebles and stuff... we need to get to the base pretty soon, so come with us.
(the 5 leave for base)
meanwhile...

SPYRO: we got him!
FRYNO: THE BARREL IS BUSTED! YEAH!!!
FIRE LOOP: Yep... now we can get the treasure.
(they get that treasure)
FIRE LOOP: okay... now, let’s swap back...
(fire loop and hoot kraken swap)
HOOT LOOP: we’re in a part of the cloudbreak that’s a robotic graveyard... spy rise, boom jet, free ranger, and rattle shake are gonna meet us at base..
(night shift appears behind them)
NIGHT SHIFT: HA!
HOOT LOOP: AH! dude, what the heck?
FRYNO: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? WERE YOU TRYING TO BLOW OUR-
SPYRO: cool it fryno..
FRYNO: ugh... let’s go.
(spyro, fryno, fire kraken, hoot loop, and night shift go on)
(fire kraken leaves for some reason)
SPYRO: well, we’ve got to de-evilize some sugar bats... that’s what i heard.
FRYNO: I WILL BURN THE EVIL OUT OF THEM! WHEN I CRASH INTO THEM. I WILL CRASH AND BURN! wait... that’s a good catchphrase...
SPYRO: you think? good for you...
FRYNO: CRASH AND BURN! CRASH AND BURN!
SPYRO: Hey, maybe they can help us!
(spyro points to countdown, roller brawl, slobber tooth, star strike, and zoo lou)
STAR STRIKE: so this is the magic 3? good choice.
SPYRO: 3?
COUNTDOWN: this is your third time in a major battle against kaos... wait, what were we talking about?
STAR STRIKE: don’t mind him. he was stranded in ice with amnesia.
ROLLER BRAWL: yeah.. let’s roll!
(the cores and spyro move on)
HOOT LOOP: we’ll just teleport to base.. and freak them out!
(hoot loop and night shift teleport to base)
meanwhile:
SPY SHAKE: okay then... up next for power demos... riptide.

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Minisode 10: Stump Smash's Cousin
(The scene starts with Zook at his apartment playing his new video game: Brick Man)
ZOOK: Die evil sprinkles! Face brick power!!!
"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"
ZOOK: Door's open, cmon in!
(Door opens to reveal Stump Smash)
STUMP SMASH: Hey Zook! I want you to meet my cousin...
ZOOK: Can I meet your cousin later? I'm on the Boss Level of Brick Man!
STUMP SMASH: You know what... UNNNH! (Plants grow in front of Zooks TV blocking it)
ZOOK: OK... Where is your cousin?
STUMP SMASH: Zook, meet Fluffy! (He points to Flocked Stump Smash)
FLUFFY: Hi Zook! Nice to meet you!
ZOOK: Abuh abuh abuhhhhhhh...Uh excuse me, gotta go to the bathroom! (He runs to the bathroom) Wow, that girl is pretty! I gotta make a move!
FLUFFY: Zook, are you OK?
ZOOK: I'm more than OK...I want you to go out with me! Pleeeeeeease?
FLUFFY: EXCUSE ME? (Slaps) I am a BOY! (Walks away)
STUMP SMASH: OK then...

were the alter egos locked in a cave?

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ALTER EGO UPRISING

(rattle shake slithers into a dark shed)
(he goes to a door in the shed)
(he puts his tounge on a pad by another door)
(access granted)
(rattle shake goes into a hole)
(he falls down the hole)
(a door stands infront of him)
(he opens the door, and throws a package in)
(he closes the door and slithers away)


(the package is a metal box, with loose seams)

POLAR WHIRLWIND: what i this, box of mystery and misery? and i smell smoke, my thoughts i will revoke.
MOLTEN HOT DOG: it’s not me! i swear!
JADE FLASHWING: as long as it helps us get out of this STUPID CAVE, we’re fine!
(the box explodes)
VOLCANIC ERUPTOR: what is going on here? i mean, one minute i’m in a room, then i’m in a box, now i’m in a cave!
GNARLY TREE REX: hey look, it’s another alter! what do you call yourself?
VOLCANIC ERUPTOR: Volcanic Eruptor. i’ve been crammed in here with some other guys as well..
FIREWORKS ZOOK: my goodness? where in the name of einstein am i? this is certianly... well, not cool, as the kids say.
BUDDY WRECKING BALL: This is a terrible place the spend the rest of my horrid, unforgiving torture i call life. poor me.
CUPID FLAMESLINGER: Where are thou? If we did wind up here, how? what has happened to me? am i dead, can it be?
HOPPITY POP FIZZ: I can’t see? I can’t see!
VOLCANIC ERUPTOR: yep. these are more guys i’m with.
PUMPKIN EYE BRAWL: hey! where am i have i been sleeping am i dreaming right now where are the unicorns I HATE SNAKES SNAKES ARE EVIL there was a snake who put me here hey look a purple guy the pink one seems sad would you like fries with that?
SCARLET NINJINI: Wer bist du und was willst du?
AUTUMN STUMP SMASH: so... when we gonna blow this pop stand?
VOLCANIC ERUPTOR: tell us more about you.
ROYAL DOUBLE TROUBLE: well, we were locked here by that stupid RATTLE SHAKE! he calls himself the “longbody of the law” but he’s stupid!
MOLTEN HOT DOG: the boulders he used to block the exit are enchanted... we can’t break them.
VOLCANIC ERUPTOR: we can’t break them... but i could melt them!
SCARLET NINJINI: Ich habe die Felsbrocken gesehen. kein Weg vorbei an der Verzauberung.

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I meant, ask a mod, and cross your fingers.

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I meant, ask a mod, and cross your fingers.

Yeah, I just don't think a topic like this should be something stickied in this section

i've begun a new script

Zap, I think it would be best to work on 1 script at a tie. You have the Alt thing, Rise of the Swappers, and you still havent finished Bash of the Titans. Once you've done all that, do 1 script at a time. When you only focus on 1 project, that project comes out better.

i'm gonna focus of the alter ego uprising for now.

MINISODE 11

Brains vs. Brawl

TERRAFIN- Arrgh! Drobot left a math book in my room!

DROBOT- Arrghiticus! Shark-Life Form commonly referred to as Terrafin left a boxicus glovinicus 1.0 in my room!

ZOOK- Fight! Yay!

(Outside, he sets a battle dome for TERRAFIN and DROBOT)

DROBOT- LASER!

(Lasers shower TERRAFIN)

TERRAFIN- DIG!

DROBOT- LASER?

TERRAFIN- BELLYFLOP!

(DROBOT is obliterated)

SPYRO- Why, Terrafin, you've killed Drobot!

ZOOK- I can fix him!

SPYRO, TERRAFIN, and a passerby MABU- NO!

ZOOK- FINISHED!

DROBOT- ZOOK KILLED ME!

ZOOK- Ah!

THE END

Just finished "Ghost Roaster and his Special Friends" you can find it on the previous page. If you wanna see how Ghost Roaster drives a car, well, it's in the episode!

EPISODE 27: Wrecking Ball's Day Out

(Countdown is sitting on a bench at the playground watching Wrecking Ball.)
(Wrecking Ball goes down the slide.)

WRECKING BALL: Weeeeeeeeeee!
COUNTDOWN: Are you done yet?

(Wrecking Ball goes down the slide again.)

WRECKING BALL: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
COUNTDOWN: No, he is not...

(Wrecking Ball gets onto a swing.)

WRECKING BALL: Countdown! Will you push me?
COUNTDOWN: No
WRECKING BALL: Awwwww! Please!?
COUNTDOWN: Do it yourself, pump your legs!
WRECKING BALL: I can't they're too small!
COUNTDOWN: Ug, I need some water!

(He walks over to the soda machine.)
(A figure walks up to Wrecking Ball.)

???: I'll push you!
WRECKING BALL: Yay!

(Countdown is at the soda machine trying to decide what to get.)

COUNTDOWN: Diet Low Cal Sugar Free Mountain Dew? That's just flavored water!
WRECKING BALL: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

(Countdown turns around to see a guy hidden within a trench coat and hat stuffing Wrecking Ball into a potato sack.)
(Countdown runs back into the playground.)

COUNTDOWN: Hey, let him go!

(The guy in the trench coat ties the bag closed and stuffs it inside of his coat before gesturing Countdown to fight him.)
(Countdown launches the swing in between them forward, hitting the man in the face, then when it comes back, Countdown jumps onto the swing and when the swing goes back towards the man, he kicks him.)
(The man falls over, then flips back onto his feet.)
(Countdown jumps off of the swing and lands in front of the man.)

COUNTDOWN: Give him back he's just a kid!

(The man shakes his head.)

COUNTDOWN: What do you want with him anyway!?

(The man kicks Countdown the the face.)
(Countdown punches the man the the stomach before giving him an uppercut in the face.)
(The man flies into the air and lands on the wobbly bridge leading to the slide.)
(Countdown smacks the bottom of the bridge, launching the man into the air, and he lands on the small roof over the stairs leading to the bridge.)
(Countdown shoots a rocket and the roof, causing it to explode just after the man had jumped off to the sand below.)
(Countdown charges towards him, but the man punches a tether ball, launching it straight into Countdown's face, knocking him onto his back.)

COUNTDOWN: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

(He summons some bomb minions, who pick him back up onto his feet before exploding.)
(Countdown sees the man running towards the parking lot.)

COUNTDOWN: You can't get away without a car!

(Countdown shoots a rocket, blowing up a small purple car.)
(Jeff runs up and gasps.)

JEFF: No! My car!
COUNTDOWN: That was-? Oh, oops.

(The man gets into his pickup truck and drives away.)

COUNTDOWN: No!

(Countdown lays down onto his back in shame.)

COUNTDOWN: He got away!
JEFF: My car!
COUNTDOWN: Shut up Jeff! Now help me get back up!

(As the man is driving down the street with the kidnapped Wrecking Ball, Fright Rider exits Burger King and hears his cries for help.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Oh no! C'mon Fright! Wrecking Ball needs out help!
FRIGHT: KAAAAAAAAAAAW!
FRIGHT RIDER: No! You can finish your Whopper later!

(Fright Rider leaps into the road and begins chasing the car.)
(He jumps over a car and ducks under a semi truck before arriving right behind the pickup truck.)
(Fright Rider jumps into the back of the truck.)
(Rider takes out his spear and shatters the back windshield.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Let him, go you creep!

(The man turns around and smack Rider in the face with a metal baseball bat, knocking him into Fright and they both fall into a muddy ditch on the side of the road.)

(Two hours later, Wrecking Ball is dropped onto a cage.)

WRECKING BALL: Hey! Where are we!?

(The man turns on the lights, revealing that they are in a lab.)
(The man takes off his trench coat, revealing that he is a human.)

WRECKING BALL: Huh?
MAN: You are on earth now! I managed to put a spell on you while I was up in Skylands, that's why you aren't frozen!
WRECKING BALL: I wanna go home!
MAN: Well too bad! You are going to the army to be used as a weapon and you'll stay there forever!
WRECKING BALL: NO!

(Wrecking Ball destroys the cage with a burp and them eats the man with one big gulp.)
(He goes into his laser force field and destroys a wall and he rolls outside onto the street, where it's night and everything is live-action instead of animated (Except Wrecking Ball).)

WRECKING BALL: What the peanut butter? Everything looks so weird! It looks too real!

(He walks down the street and comes up to a flashing sign.)

WRECKING BALL: Welcome to- Welcome to- L-O-S V-A-G-A-S........ Los Vagas!

(He pronounces it "Laws Vah Gas" walks down the street with with lights and tall buildings.)

WRECKING BALL: Woah! This place is huge!

(His stomach rumbles.)

WRECKING BALL: Aw! I'm hungry!

(Wrecking Ball gasps as he sees a waiter carrying a giant cake inside of a nearby casino.)

WRECKING BALL: Oh yaaaaaay!

(Wrecking Ball runs towards the casino.)
(Wrecking Ball bursts through the doors.)

WRECKING BALL: WOAH!

(Wrecking Ball looks around and sees games and rides everywhere.)
(He runs up the the waiter holding the cake.)

WRECKING BALL: Excuse me mister! Can eat that cake?

(The waiter looks at Wrecking Ball and screams.)

WAITER: GIANT BUG!!!
WRECKING BALL: WHERE!?!

(All of the humans and Wrecking Ball start screaming and freaking out.)
(Wrecking Ball stops.)

WRECKING BALL: I don't see a giant bug...

(Wrecking Ball eats the cake and walks over towards the games.)

WRECKING BALL: What's this game?

(Wrecking Ball jumps onto a Frogger game.)

WRECKING BALL: Froggie!

(Wrecking Ball starts playing the game when animal control runs in.)

ANIMAL CONTROL GUY: There it is!
WRECKING BALL: What are you guys talking about?

(The animal control guy swings a net at Wrecking Ball, but he jumps away.)

WRECKING BALL: Leave me alone you meanies!

(Wrecking Ball sticks out his tongue in attempt to knock them away, but it goes into a slot machine.)

WRECKING BALL: What is this?

(Wrecking Ball takes his tongue out of the slot machine and gold coins start pouring our of it uncontrollably.)
(The coins shoot out into the animal control guys, knocking them across the casino and into a fountain.)

(Wrecking Ball bursts out of the the casino in a force field ball, only to get hit by a semi and lands unconscious on the windshield.)
(The driver of the semi turns on the windshield wipers attempting to get him off.)

(Back on Skylands, Countdown, Fright Rider, and Jeff arrive at the apartment complex, where some Skylanders are hanging out in the lobby.)

COUNTDOWN: Wrecking Ball's been kidnapped!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Who took him?
COUNTDOWN: I don't know, some guy in a trench coat! He didn't have any powers!
JEFF: Countdown blew up my car and-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Shut up Coco, this is a crisis!
FRIGHT RIDER: What do we do?
COUNTDOWN: Hey Ghost Roaster, any ideas?
GHOST ROASTER: For what? I'm sorry, I'm on Webkinz. If you play for seven straight hours, you get ten extra KinzKash!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I have an idea! We could get Hot Dog, could you follow his scent!
HOT DOG: Maybe, can I sniff something of his?

(Countdown hands him Wrecking Ball's stuffed bunny and he sniffs it.)

HOT DOG: I've got a trail!

(He runs out the door and all of the Skylanders in the lobby except Webkinz Hyped Ghost Roaster follow him.)

(On Earth, still on the windshield of the semi, currently parked in a parking lot, Wrecking Ball wakes up and jumps onto the sidewalk.)
(He looks around and is surrounded by skyscrapers and taxis.)

WRECKING BALL: WOOOOOOAAAAAAH! Big buildings!

(He sees a sign.)

WRECKING BALL: "Welcome to New York!" New York! That sounds like a yummy Chinese restaurant! I hope I can find it!

(Wrecking Ball starts wandering around, looking for the nonexistent Chinese restaurant.)
(He sees a man wearing red and blue sitting on a bench reading a newspaper.)

WRECKING BALL: Excuse me mister! Can you help me find "New York" please?

(The man lowers the newspaper, revealing himself to be Spiderman.)

SPIDERMAN: Ew! You are..... what are you?
WRECKING BALL: I'm Wrecking Ball! I'm a Skylander!
SPIDERMAN: That game where you bring toys to life?
WRECKING BALL: Huh?
SPIDERMAN: Oh I recognize you now! Some kid I saved gave your figure to me! How did you get on Earth?
WRECKING BALL: I was stoleded!
SPIDERMAN: Well I'll help you get home!
WRECKING BALL: But I'm hungry! Can you take me to New York, mister?
SPIDERMAN: You're already in New York!
WRECKING BALL: I don't see any Chinese food!
SPIDERMAN: C'mon little guy, let's just go to McDonalds!

(Spiderman picks up Wrecking ball and swings away to McDonalds.)

(Back in Skylands, Hot Dog is following Wrecking Ball's trail, other Skylanders following close behind.)

COUNTDOWN: Jeez, how far did this kidnapper take him?

(Hot Dog suddenly stops.)

HOT DOG: Guys, we're at the edge of Skylands. It's just sky beyond this point!
FRIGHT RIDER: So, Wrecking Ball's on Earth?

(Long silence.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: How do you think the little guy's doing?

(Back on Earth, Wrecking Ball is sitting in McDonalds eating cheeseburgers with Spiderman.)

WRECKING BALL: Wow! This is so yummy!
SPIDERMAN: Glad you like it!

(Suddenly, one of the walls of the building explodes and the Green Goblin flies in on his hover board laughing maniacally.)

GREEN GOBLIN: I know you're here, Spiderman!
SPIDERMAN: Goblin! Stay here little guy! I'll take care of this

(Spiderman shoots a web onto the ceiling and swing kicks into the Goblin.)
(Goblin flips in midair, knocking him to the ground with his hover board.)

WRECKING BALL: Red String Man! No!

(Wrecking Ball jumps forward and knocks Goblin off of his hover board with his tongue.)

GREEN GOBLIN: What the-?

(Wrecking Ball goes into his force field ball and slams into the Green Goblin, sending him flying across New York, the hover board following behind, grabbing a Happy Meal on the way out.)

SPIDERMAN: Dude, what was-

(A man runs into the restaurant.)

MAN: Hello, my name is Bob TVproducerton and I'm a TV producer! How would you like to have your own show with Spiderman here!
WRECKING BALL: Would I!
BOB TVPRODUCERTON: Great! Come with me you two!

(Wrecking Ball and Spiderman follow Bob to his limo.)

(Back on Skylands, Trigger Happy sits on the edge of Skylands and casts a fishing line down into the sky below.)

COUNTDOWN: Seriously?
TRIGGER HAPPY: How do you know it isn't gonna work!

(They sit in silence for awhile, then Triggs feels a tug on the line.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: See?

(He pulls up the line to reveal a dragon had taken the bait.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: GAH!

(Trigger Happy throws the dragon and the fishing pole into the sky.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Okay now I see the flaw in my plan. I used a worm for bait, like Wrecking Ball would've taken that! Somebody go get me a donut!

(Back on Earth, Wrecking Ball and Spiderman have arrived in Hollywood with Bob TVproducerton.)

BOB TVPRODUCERTON: So guys, the show will be about a teenager with spider powers who finds a weird blue bug dog child thing at a garage sale for 25 cents and they become best friends and live in the suburbs. Their next door neighbor is a girl that they are both in love with who is half wombat and has no teeth! The spider teen's parents are both aliens who never leave the attic because they're trying to contact they're home planet! The blue bug dog child will have a best friend named Skippy! He is a child made out of peanut butter who has a rock named Declan as a pet! Your house is also prone to random fires causing evacuation but nobody does, so most of the props will be burned after episode 4. Also, the family car is a red wagon called "The Kewl Mobile" and will be in every episode on the highway. The show will be called "Supreme Logic"

(Awkward silence.)

SPIDERMAN: I like it!
WRECKING BALL: Me too!
BOB TVPRODUCERTON: Great! You start filming episode one "Garage Sale Friend" in thirty minutes!

(Spiderman and Wrecking Ball are rushed to their dressing rooms.)

(Back on Skylands, the Skylanders return to the apartment complex.)

COUNTDOWN: Do you think we'll ever see Wrecking Ball again?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Of coarse we will! Just think positive!

(Trigger Happy goes in his apartment and turns the TV to the Earth channel.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: That new show is on tonight, might as well watch it!

(The show starts and Spiderman walks on screen into the garage sale.)

MAN[ON TV]: Hello mister!
SPIDERMAN[ON TV]: Hello!

(Spiderman looks in a box.)

MAN[ON TV]: That's 25 cents!
SPIDERMAN[ON TV]: I'll take it!

(Spiderman gives him the quarter and goes home.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Well this is.........exciting

(Spiderman walks into his house and dumps out the box and Wrecking Ball.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: HOLY SHHHHHHHEEP!

(Trigger Happy runs back into the lobby.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wrecking Ball's on Earth TV with Spiderman!

(All of the Skylanders (None of which know the current situation) stare at Trigger Happy.)

DOOM STONE: Huh?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Oh none of you know about this, nevermind.

(He runs into Countdown's apartment where he and Fright Rider are hanging out.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wrecking Ball's on Earth TV with Spiderman!
COUNTDOWN: Huh?

(Turns on the TV.)

WRECKING BALL[ON TV]: But mommy and daddy are still signaling their ship! How are we gonna get to Jiffy Lube!?!
SPIDERMAN[ON TV]: To The Kewl Mobile!

(A swirling backround appears on screen with Wrecking Ball and Spiderman's heads in the middle.)
(The climb into the red wagon with the Batman theme playing in the backround.)

WRECKING BALL[ON TV]: To Jiffy Lube!
FRIGHT RIDER: This is sad!
TRIGGER HAPPY: What do we do? We gotta get him back!
COUNTDOWN: I'm going down to Earth to get him!
FRIGHT RIDER: No! You'll freeze into a toy!
COUNTDOWN: How come Wrecking Ball isn't frozen?
FRIGHT RIDER: I saw the kidnapper sprinkle something on him in the car. It must be an antidote or something! Wrecking Ball must have then escaped!
COUNTDOWN: Why don't we just take the antidote?
FRIGHT RIDER: It's extremely hard to find. It'll take forever! I have no idea how that guy got it!
TRIGGER HAPPY: There's only one thing to do!

(An hour later, Trigger Happy, Fright Rider, and Countdown are standing in the studio for "Supreme Logic" in live action toy form (Trigger Happy is Series One figure.)

FRIGHT RIDER: So uuuuuhhh, what now?
TRIGGER HAPPY: I really didn't think this through....
DIRECTOR: CUT! Take five!

(Wrecking Ball walks off stage and towards the snack table.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Can you climb that table?
TRIGGER HAPPY: I can barely move...

(Trigger Happy slowly inches towards the snack table.)

COUNTDOWN: Why are we on these stupid gear things anyway!
TRIGGER HAPPY: It represents out element!
FRIGHT RIDER: That's why I have a skull...

(Trigger Happy arrives at the table cloth dangling off of the table.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Now what?
FRIGHT RIDER: Look!

(He pushes a door stop, a pencil, and a bookmark over to Triggs.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Put the bookmark on the pencil, stand on one side, then I'll climb the door stop like a ramp, jump off, and launch you to the table!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Genius!

(They proceed with the plan and Trigger Happy flies into the air and lands in a donut.)
(Wrecking Ball looks at the donut and gasps.)

WRECKING BALL: Trigger Happy!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Wrecking Ball! We're here to take you back to Skylands!
WRECKING BALL: Okay! I really wanna go home! This TV show is weird!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Great let's go!

(Nothing happens.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wait a second...
WRECKING BALL: You're tiny!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yeah, and so are Fright Rider and Countdown over there! Can you carry us?

(Wrecking Ball puts the three of them on his head.)

COUNTDOWN: So now what?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Again, I didn't really think this through!

DIRECTOR: Everyone on set!

(Wrecking Ball runs back onto set.)

COUNTDOWN: What are you doing!? I thought we were going home?
WRECKING BALL: Do you have a plan yet?
COUNTDOWN: Triggs?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well, no...
WRECKING BALL: Then I'm gonna keep filming then!
DIRECTOR: ACTION!

(Spiderman and Wrecking Ball walks into the fake Jiffy Lube and approach the man at the service desk.)

SPIDERMAN: Hello sir! I was wondering if-

(He looks at Wrecking Ball.)

SPIDERMAN: Why do you have toys on your head?
WRECKING BALL: They're my friends!
SPIDERMAN: Did they come to Earth to take you home?
WRECKING BALL: Yep!
SPIDERMAN: Do you know how to get back?
WRECKING BALL: No...
SPIDERMAN: I'll take you to Iron Man. I think he has a machine for that!

(They walk off of stage and head towards Stark Tower.)

DIRECTOR: What just happened?

(Spiderman and the Skylanders walk into Tony Stark's lab.)

TONY STARK: Hey Spidey! What's up?
SPIDERMAN: Is that portal thing done?
TONY STARK: Yeah? Why?
SPIDERMAN: These Skylanders need to get back to Skylander Land
WRECKING BALL: Skylands!
SPIDERMAN: Really? Okay, can you do it?
TONY STARK: Woah! That thing is incredible!
SPIDERMAN: Yeah, he is pretty cool!
TONY STARK: I'd love to study him!
SPIDERMAN: Yeah, but the little guy needs to get home!
TONY STARK: I'll just run a few tests first!
SPIDERMAN: No!
TONY STARK: Are you gonna stop me?
SPIDERMAN: Yeah!

(Tony presses a button on a wall and his Iron Man suit forms around him.)

IRON MAN: You still gonna stop me?
SPIDERMAN: Got that right metal head!

(Wrecking Ball stands back as Iron Man punches Spiderman across the room.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Aw this sucks! Spiderman and Iron Man are fighting and I can't even take my phone out to record it!

(Spiderman flips back onto his feet and shoots a web onto Iron Man's helmet.)

IRON MAN: I can't see!
SPIDERMAN: Exactly!

(Spiderman swings forward and kicks Iron Man onto his back.)
(Iron Man reaches up and grabs Spiderman by the ankle, then slams him on the ground before rolling on top of him and pinning him.)
(Spiderman headbutts Iron Man in the face, only hurting him more.)

WRECKING BALL: Get off of him!

(Wrecking Ball jumps forward (causing the other Skylanders to fall on the ground) and knocks Iron Man to the wall with his force field ball.)

IRON MAN: Woah! This creature is even more remarkable then I thought!

(Spiderman jumps back onto his feet and sticks Iron Man to the wall with webbing.)

SPIDERMAN: Hurry guys! That won't hold him for long!

(Wrecking Ball grabs the other Skylanders with his tongue and jumps onto the portal.)
(Wrecking Ball spits the Skylanders onto the portal.)

WRECKING BALL: Nothing's happening!
IRON MAN: You have to turn it on!
SPIDERMAN: How do you do that!
IRON MAN: I'm not telling you until you run tests on that creature!

(Spiderman shoots more webs, trapping Iron Man again who was seconds away from escaping, then punches him in the face.)

SPIDERMAN: Tell me!

(Iron Man fires a uni beam from his chest, destroying the webbing, then throws Spiderman across the room.)
(Wrecking Ball extends his tongue from the portal, knocking Iron Man onto the ground.)
(Spiderman picks up a table with a line of webbing and launches it at Iron Man, who blows it apart with a repulsor blast from his palm.)

SPIDERMAN: I'll just search the room until I find the power switch!
IRON MAN: You'll never find it!
WRECKING BALL: Is it that big red level next to the portal?

(Awkward silence.)

IRON MAN: Maybe

(Wrecking Ball extends his tongue and pulls the level. The portal starts to flash.)

SPIDERMAN: Goodbye Wrecking Ball!
WRECKING BALL: Buh bye Spiderman! Thanks for the help! You're a good friend!

(The Skylanders teleport back to Skylands.)
(Long awkward silence.)

IRON MAN: Well, uh, this is awkward...

(Iron Man blasts a hole in the roof and flies away.)

SPIDERMAN: I'll never find out about what happens at Jiffy Lube...

(Back on Skylands, Wrecking Ball and Trigger Happy, Fright Rider, and Countdown back to normal enter the apartment complex.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Hey Ghost Roaster! We got Wrecking Ball back!
GHOST ROASTER: Where did he go?


END OF EPISODE 27

Why is this still not in Fan Fiction?

It never occurred to me that I should move it...

How do you move topics? Just wondering. I've had a few of my topics moved before.

A mod or Dark has to do it

Oh. Well that explains the movement of that topic.

Any suggestions for a Skylander to use in the beginning of my latest episode? I'd prefer it not be a four-legged 'lander, Shroomboom, Pop Thorn, Hot Dog, or Wrecking Ball (Because they wouldn't fit what I'm looking for and Wrecking Ball can't be with himself)

How about countdown

That works!

Hmm Barkley

Thas a good episode. A good idea: Wrecking Ball has no idea how to gamble so he just puts his tongue inside the coin slot and lots of money comes out.

Yeah, if this were a real show, this episode would be in live action when on earth (Except for Wrecking Ball who's still animated like he would be on Skylands.)

I'm gonna start writing a story called "no gold, no kidding"

Since i can't think of any non-anticliamtic endings, I'm just going to start posting dialogues between various characters. Shorts with little plot, but (hopefully) lots of humor.

"Wrecking Ball's Day Out" is finished! I hope everyone enjoys it

About to write an episode where the Skylanders go to the beach and discover Atlantis in need of a new leader, so the water Skylander compete for the role of king/queen

EPISODE 28: Fish Frenzy

(All of the Skylanders are on their way to the beach on a REALLY big bus.)

ERUPTOR: C'mon bus driver, hurry up! I wanna work on my tan!
GHOST ROASTER: Can someone pass the suntan lotion? I don't wanna get a sunburn!
SUNBURN: Huh?
GHOST ROASTER: Nothing!
POP THRON: Can somebody put sunscreen on my back?
FLAMESLINGER: Aw man! I forgot mt waterproof blindfold!
PRISM BREAK: I can't wait to get in the water!
BLAST ZONE: Won't you just like sink to the bottom?

(Silence)

PRISM BREAK: Well that's unfortunate...
EYE BRAWL: Hey Tree Rex! Wanna play Marco Polo when we get there?
TREE REX: Can you even close that eye?
WHIRLWIND: What are you gonna do at the beach Flashwing?
FLASHWING: I'm just gonna sunbathe!
POP FIZZ: But, won't your crystals reflect the light? You'll be like a living solar panel!
MABU BUS DRIVER: We're here!

(The bus stops and the Skylanders exit the bus.)

WASH BUCKLER: I love the smell of the ocean!
TERRAFIN: I don't smell anything.
WASH BUCKLER: That's because you don't have a nose.
TERRAFIN: Oh yeah. Hey, you don't have a nose either!

(Wash Buckler points to the tentacle on his face.)

TERRAFIN: Seems legit

(All of the Skylanders go out to have fun on the beach.)

ZAP: Hey, Gill! Wanna race?
GILL GRUNT: Sure! But first...

(Gill Grunt pushes Zap into the sand and takes off swimming through the water.)

GILL GRUNT: First one to that rock wins!

(Gill Grunt keeps swimming until he reaches the rock in the middle of the water and climbs on.)

GILL GRUNT: Ha! I win!
ZAP: LOL nope!

(Gill Grunt turns around and sees Zap standing on the other side of the rock.)

GILL GRUNT: How did you-?
ZAP: You should know by know! I'm the fastest swimmer around!
GILL GRUNT: Well I bet that sometime someone's gonna come along who's faster than you!
ZAP: When you meet that person, let me know!

(Suddenly, the rock starts to glow a light blue.)

ZAP: Huh?
GILL GRUNT: In the water!

(Zap and Gill Grunt jump into the water as the rock begins to rise and expand.)
(The rock splits open and a tower rises from it and rises above the water.)
(The tower stops rising and an arrow whirs pasts Gill Grunt's head.)

ZAP: What was-
GILL GRUNT: Look out!

(Gill Grunt flies up on his jet pack and Zap dives underwater.)
(Gill Grunt lands on the roof of the tower.)

GILL GRUNT: Look, whoever's doing that, we're not here to-

(Punk Shock jumps down and kicks Gill Grunt in the face, almost knocking him over.)
(Gill Grunt swings his harpoon upwards, just missing Punk Shock, who points her crossbow at his neck.)

GILL GRUNT: Look, I'm sorry if I-

(He looks up at Punk Shock and gasps.)

GILL GRUNT: Holy shrimp! Your beautifu-

(Punk Shock kicks him in the face, knocking him off of the side of the tower.)
(Gill Grunt lands on a window sill and jumps inside.)
(Punk Shock jumps down and grabs Gill Grunt by the neck.)

PUNK SHOCK: There's no way you're getting it!
GILL GRUNT: Getting what?
PUNK SHOCK: Don't lie to me!

(Punk Shock throws Gill out the window.)

ZAP: Gill, I'm coming!

(Zap charges forward to catch Gill, but Punk Shock jumps onto his back and pulls on his fins, flipping him into the air before jumping off.)
(Zap shoots a lightning bolt at Punk Shock and she intercepts it with an arrow.)
(Gill Grunt falls into the water and floats onto his back, catching his breath.)
(Zap swims as fast as he can towards the beach, but Punk Shock zips in front of him and pins him to another nearby rock.)

GILL GRUNT: Zap, I think I just found someone who's faster than you!
PUNK SHOCK: What do you want with the crown!
ZAP: We don't want a crown! We're just here for a day at the beach with the other Skylanders!
PUNK SHOCK: Skylanders?
ZAP: Me and Gill Grunt are Skylanders!

(Punk Shock let's go of Zap and back away.)

PUNK SHOCK: The prophecy was true...
GILL GRUNT: Prophecy?
PUNK SHOCK: C'mon you two let's go to sure. I'll explain everything there!

(Punk Shock swims towards shore and Zap and Gill Grunt follow behind.)

(Back on the beach, all of the Skylanders are huddled around Punk Shock.)

STAR STRIKE: So, ten years ago, this city sank underwater because of an attack from mutated sharks-
VOODOOD: Then you sealed the city into a magical rock so the magical crown wouldn't get stolen-
CAMO: And you've been left to guard it ever since?
PUNK SHOCK: Uh huh. There was a prophecy that some day two water Skylanders will come along and raise the city, then three more Skylanders will join them and they will all compete to be the king of the city.
WHAM-SHELL: Wait, wait, wait, king?
PUNK SHOCK: Yeah. The city is back and now it needs a ruler!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Am I the only one who sees that this "city" is just a concrete stick poking out of the water?
PUNK SHOCK: That's the city!

(Punk Shock claps her hands and a giant seafoam green glowing city made of cylinder like buildings and blue pillars scattered about raises from the water.)

PUNK SHOCK: That's the city!
GILL GRUNT: Holy carp!

(Punk Shock claps her hands the city goes back underwater with only the stone pillar peeking out.)

PUNK SHOCK: The pillar is kind of a fake out. So, uh, five Skylanders? Who will be king! Zap and Gill Grunt, you activated it, you're required to compete!

(The step up and stand next to Punk Shock.)

PUNK SHOCK: Who would like to volunteer?
WHAM-SHELL: Me! I haven't been royalty in awhile!

(Wham-Shell joins them.)

WASH BUCKLER: I'll go too!

(Wash Buckler joins.)

PUNK SHOCK: Okay, we need one more!
BUMBLE BLAST: OOOO! OOOOOO RIGHT OVER HERE!

(Bumble Blast stumbles through the crowd until he's in front of Punk Shock.)

BUMBLE BLAST: I wanna do it!
FRYNO: But you aren't even a water Skylander!
PUNK SHOCK: The prophecy never said that was required to be king.
FRYNO: How are you gonna rule an underwater kingdom if you can't stay underwater! You can only hold your breath for three seconds and can't even swim!
BUMBLE BLAST: I'll just do what they do on Spongebob Squarepants! I'll put a bubble up on meh head and I'll be mighty fine!
PUNK SHOCK: *Sigh* Fine
BUMBLE BLAST: WOO HOO!

(He joins the other candidates.)

POP FIZZ: So how are you gonna do this? Boat race? Beach ball tournament? The Hunger Games?
PUNK SHOCK: Actually it's just a regular election. Prepare you speeches! You will be presenting in an hour!

(The five Skylanders run off to write a speech.)

PRISM BREAK: So, uh, is there a Burger King down in that city?
PUNK SHOCK: Yeah but all of the food is soggy
PRISM BREAK: Awww...