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*Slobber Tooth, Roller Brawl, Zoo Lou, Spyro, Gill Grunt, Trigger Happy are all in a recon base*

Slobber Tooth: So... We need to fight against these greebles. Looks like it's gonna be tough. They've got everything our last enemies have and more.
Roller Brawl: Yeah. Looks like we got our hands full. Maybe we should do something to take our minds off this.
*Stealth Elf and terrafin run over*
Stealth Elf: we're going on a mission. We need someone to watch the sidekicks.
Roller Brawl: We'll do it!
Zoo Lou: NO!
Slobber Tooth: WHAT?!
Trigger Happy: Sounds like a plan.
Gill Grunt: all 8?
Roller Brawl: yep!
Zoo Lou: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Slobber Tooth: OH COME ON!
Spyro: I'll stay.
Gill Grunt: bye!

*gill, Triggs, Terrafin and Stealth Elf leave*

Zoo Lou: GREAT!
Roller Brawl: Can’t we be happy about this? i mean come on, it’s not like the’re super powerful or anything.
(sidekicks enter)
Mini-jini: So you’re babysittin’ us?
Gill Runt: Wow....
Thumpling: LET’S PARTY!
(sidekicks mess up the base)
Roller Brawl: oh come on! this is bad!
Eye Small: BOOYAH!
*eye small ties the 4 up*
Zoo Lou: This sucks.
Spyro: oh god!
*a lolipop hits zoo lou in the face*
Slobber Tooth: i think i could break the rope...
Trigger Snappy: it’s skylon. unbreakable.
Slobber Tooth: shut up!
Trigger Snappy: Hey. I know what they want. they want to be heroes. that’s why the’re messing up the place. they want to fight.
Roller Brawl: well can you help us?
(trigger snappy unties the rope)
Zoo Lou: LISTEN UP! Stop wrecking the place!
*greebles burst in*
Greeble Commando: GIVE US THE LITTLE ONES! Any nobody gets hurt. or should i say no-BABY!
Greeble 1: Yeah! what ya gonna do, tickle us to death?
Terrabite: NO!
(terrabite punches greeble 1)
Greeble 1: that hurt! ALOT!
Greeble 2: Let me try.
(eye small kicks greeble 2)
(trigger snappy slaps greeble 3 with tongue)
(greeble 4 uses cannon to shoot thumpling)
(thumpling swallows the cannonball and spits it at the greeble commando)
(cannon ball hits greeble commando)
(barkley ites greebles up in skylon)
Zoo Lou: i’m impressed... i don’t say that often.

(gill grunt, triggs, stealth elf, and terrafin come back)
gill Grunt: were they good?
Slobber Tooth: very.
Stealth Elf: and it looks like you guys got some greebles! good work!
spyro: these guys helped us a lot!
trigger happy: i guess that’s enough for today.

THE END

I spent the last hour typing the end of the Infinity episode, but my stupid computer decided reset itself. So if the end of the episode seems sloppy it's mostly because I don't feel like typing it again

Episode 22: Well THAT Was Unexpected


(Boom Jet, Spyro, Cynder, Chill, Pop Fizz, Trigger Happy and Wrecking Ball are all exiting a showing of Despicable Me 2 at the Skylands Movie Theater.)

POP FIZZ: WOOO! That was awesome!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I know! It was hilarious!
POP FIZZ: I wish I had one of those little minions!
CHILL: Thanks for taking us here Spyro!
SPYRO: Yeah no problem! I just wanted to see a movie for my birthd-

(Spyro stops.)

SPYRO: Birthright
WRECKING BALL: No, you said birthday!
CYNDER: It's your birthday!?
TRIGGER HAPPY: You're his girlfriend, shouldn't you know?
SPYRO: I just didn't want you guys to make a big deal about so I didn't tell anyone!
BOOM JET: But we have we do something! Something more then a movie! A big party and we can invite all of Skylands!
SPYRO: No, I don't want all of that! And will you all promise me that you won't tell anyone else!
ALL: We promise!

(Spyro looks at Trigger Happy.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: What!? You think I can't keep a secret?
SPYRO: I know you can't keep a secret!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well you can trust me this time! I promise I'll keep this one!

(An hour later, Trigger Happy is in the park with all of the Skylanders (except Spyro) and is on a stage with a microphone.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Today is Spyro's birthday! He says he doesn't want a party but he obviously does! I mean, who wouldn't want a party! So we are gonna throw him a surprise party!

(The Skylanders start cheering.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Okay okay! Settle down!

(All of the Skylanders stop cheering except for Zook.)
(Slam Bam punches Zook in the face, stopping him.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: To make sure Spyro has an awesome birthday, we all gotta work together! I'll give out jobs! Cynder, you stay with me at the party to help because you know the most about Spyro! Pop Fizz, you keep Spyro distracted until we're ready! Boom Jet, Wham-Shell, Double Trouble, and Shroomboom, you go buy him presents! Roller Brawl and Bouncer, make as many fun activities as possible! Ghost Roaster, you make the food! Flashwing, you get decorations! Countdown, you be the clown! Gill Grunt, you send out the invitations! Boomer, you make the goody bags! Wrecking Ball, find us some music! And you!

(Trigger Happy points at a random Mabu walking by.)

MABU: Me?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yeah, what's your name?
MABU: Uh, Jeff?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Why are you asking me? I don't know what it is! Is Jeff your name or not?
MABU: Yeah, it's Jeff.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Jeff. May I call you Coco?
JEFF: No, my name is Jeff.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Okay Coco, you will be the host of this party?
JEFF: It's Jeff, and I don't know any of you!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Coco, it's not optional! Get over here!
JEFF: Aw man, this always happens to me!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Don't be a party pooper Coco! Okay, anyone who wasn't assigned a job will stay here and set up! Everybody go!

(Everyone goes to their job.)
(Pop Fizz runs into Spyro's apartment gasping for air.)

POP FIZZ: Sp-sp-sp-sp-Spyyyyyro!
SPYRO: What is it?
POP FIZZ: Uh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bad things!
SPYRO: What kind of bad things?
POP FIZZ: Uuuummmmmm, Barnes & Noble!
SPYRO: The book store?
POP FIZZ: Yeah bad stuff is goin' down at Barnes & Noble! I need your help! I can't go there alone!
SPYRO: Well, okay!

(They leave the complex.)

SPYRO: Where is everybody?
POP FIZZ: On a mission!
SPYRO: Everyone?
POP FIZZ: Yeah! It's, uh, Magic Skylander Discrimination Day!
SPYRO: But the other Magic Skylanders are gone too.
POP FIZZ: Only two get picked. And that's us, boo hoo, anyway, Barnes & Noble!

(They hop in Pop Fizz's and drive to Barnes & Noble.)

(Boom Jet, Double Trouble, Wham-Shell and Shroomboom all walk into Wal-Mart.)

BOOM JET: Let's see, we need to buy about seventy presents.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga I bet Spyro would like presents from wall to wall. Ooga booga but can we afford it all?
BOOM JET: We can combine our money! Let's see, I got fifty bucks! DT?
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ten dollars
BOOM JET: That's sixty , Wham-Shell?
WHAM-SHELL: Two dollars.
BOOM JET: Well, that's sixty two, Shroomboom?
SHROOMBOOM: I got a nickel!
BOOM JET: Oh. Well then. We have sixty two dollars-
SHROOMBOOM: And a nickel!
BOOM JET: And a nickel to spend on seventy presents......
WHAM-SHELL: Let's just get him seventy bookmarks! They're only like fifty cents!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga I don't think he has seventy books! Ooga booga let's continue to look!
BOOM JET: Hey look! How about food!
WHAM-SHELL: He must like food, he's always eating it!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga there'll be food at the party! Ooga booga nice try Marty!
SHROOMBOOM: Toys!
WHAM-SHELL: I don't think Spyro wants toys.
SHROOMBOOM: But I do! Toys!

(Shroomboom runs towards the toy isle.)

BOOM JET: Hey! Come back!

(Boom Jet flies after Shroom Boom.)

BOOM JET: We're here to buy a present for Spyro! Not to buy you toys!

(Shroomboom sticks out his tongue at Boom Jet and keeps running.)

BOOM JET: Get back here you hopping little cyclops!

(Gill Grunt is sitting in the park talking on his phone.)

GILL GRUNT[ON THE PHONE]: Yes, I was wondering if you'd like to come to a birthday party for Spyro? Spyro. No not Tyrome, Spyro! The dragon! Purple with orange horns. Leader of the Skylanders! Who are the Skylanders? Seriously do you know anything? Well we don't like you either! Aw forget it mom you're not coming!

(He hangs up the phone.)

(Flahwing walks into Party City.)

FLASHWING: Okay, party stuff!

(She looks around.)

FLASHWING: For a place called Party City this place is a real downer!

(She goes to the counter.)

FLASHING: Excuse me, do you have any decorations that don't suck?
MABU CLERK: Well excuse me, but we have the finest collection of party items of all time!
FLASHWING: Are you kidding? The decorations at Chuck E Cheeses are better then this!
MABU CLERK: I assure you that you are wrong!
FLASWING: You spelled almost everything wrong! I don't know if you've noticed but there's no "Q" in "Balloons" dude!
MABU CLERK: That's-that's, uh, I don't think you, uh-
FLASHWING: And why is there a beaver in that basket of kazoo's?
MABU CLERK: Nooo!

(He attempts to jump over the desk to get to the beaver, but face plants into the desk and falls onto a display of fake bugs.)

FLASHWING: That's it, I'm going to Chuck E Cheeses!

(She begins to walk out but stops at the kazoo's.)

FLASHWING: You comin'?

(The beaver jumps out with three kazoo's in it's mouth and follows Flashwing out of the store.)

(Countdown walks into a costume shop.)

COUNTDOWN: Hey, I need a clown costume.
MABU CLERK: Clown?
COUNTDOWN: You, I'm doing it for a birthday party!
MABU CLERK: Okay, well, here!

(She hands him a green rubber nose.)

COUNTDOWN: That's it? But It's not even the right color!
MABU CLERK: Do you want it or not?
COUNTDOWN: Fine, how much is it?
MABU CLERK: Thirty five bucks.
COUNTDOWN: WHAT!?!?!
MABU CLERK: Thirty fi-
COUNTDOWN: I heard you! No way!
MABU CLERK: How are you gonna be a clown with out a costume?
COUNTDOWN: I'll make one!

(He bursts out of the costume shop.)

(Wrecking Ball walks into game stop.)

WRECKING BALL: Hiya! Can I have some music please?
MABU CLERK: Sorry kid, we don't sell CD's here.
WRECKING BALL: Awwwwww! But my friend really needs it for his birthday party!
MABU CLERK: I'm sorry but-
WRECKING BALL: Pleeeeeeeeaaase! You have to have something!
MABU CLERK: If you buy the Mario anniversary game for Wii it comes with a CD
WRECKING BALL: Oh boy!

(Wrecking Ball grabs the game with his tongue and gives it to the clerk.)

MABU CLERK: Okay, that'll be forty dollars!
WRECKING BALL: That's a lot of money!
MABU CLERK: Yeah, it's for the game!
WRECKING BALL: Can I just have the CD?
MABU CLERK: No, you have to get the game!
WRECKING BALL: Aw nuts! Okay! Here!

(He gives the clerk two hundred dollars and walks away with the game.)

MABU CLERK: Hey kid you only needed-

(He looks at the money and puts the rest in his pocket.)

(Boomer is at the junk yard.)

BOOMER: Let's see, what do I get for goody bags....

(He grabs an old toothbrush, a half eaten sandwich, an old backpack and a rat.)

BOOMER: Wonderful! Now just one more thing!

(He takes out a bomb and puts it in the goody bag.)

BOOMER: Well that was easy!

(He skips back to the park.)

(Pop Fizz and Spyro walk back into Barnes & Noble.)

SPYRO: So where are all of these bad things that you're talking about?
POP FIZZ: Well they only came out when I took a certain book off of the shelf!
SPYRO: What book was that?
POP FIZZ: Hop on Pop.
SPYRO: The Dr. Suess book?
POP FIZZ: I like to think the "pop" in the title is referring to me!
SPYRO: Okay, well I'll go look over in the kids section.
POP FIZZ: No! Uh, I moved it!
SPYRO: Why?
POP FIZZ: I thought the book needed new friends.
SPYRO: Where is it now?
POP FIZZ: With the Hunger Games books. It's between Catching Fire and Mockingjay.
SPYRO: I'll look in the young adult section.
POP FIZZ: No I moved the Hunger Games books too!
SPYRO: *Groans* Where are they?
POP FIZZ: Somewhere in the CD section!

(Spyro goes to the CD section.)
(Pop Fizz takes out his cell phone and texts Trigger Happy the details.)

(At the park, Trigger Happy, Cynder, and the others are setting up the party.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Okay, Pop Fizz has Spyro, but not for much longer!
CYNDER: Wait, Trigger Happy?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yes?
CYNDER: Why do we need to distract Spyro if he would have just stayed at the apartment the whole time?
TRIGGER HAPPY:..........................
CYNDER: Hm?
TRIGGER HAPPY: It's just what always happens on TV it just seemed normal.
JEFF: I've been working for an hour, can I have a break?
TRIGGER HAPPY: No Coco, get back to work!
JEFF: My name is Jeff!

(Jeff reaches for a glass of water.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Touch that and you get slapped, Coco!

(Jeff sighs and goes back to work.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Roller Brawl, Bouncer, how's it goin?
ROLLER BRAWL: I already have an idea for a game! It's where you take a water gun-
BOUNCER: Well, that sounds fun and all, but I think we should just play Roboto Ball!
ROLLER BRAWL: Roboto Ball?
BOUNCER: Yeah! It'll be sweet!
ROLLER BRAWL: Yeah, uh, no. You take a water gun, and try to knock down a cardboard ostrich that is totally not rigged and if you feel a pinch on your neck, it's definitely not me trying to suck your blood and don't turn around or you'll be disqualified from the game and kicked out immediately!

(Awkward silence.)

BOUNCER: An ostrich?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Really? That's the first question you ask?
BOUNCER: But why would we use an ostrich?
ROLLER BRAWL: Who doesn't like ostriches?
BOUNCER: Me! They're weird! They're way too big
ROLLER BRAWL: But their cute! Their eyes are just so pretty!
BOUNCER: Man, their eyes are just empty balls staring off in to space! The got nothing goin' on in their head but air!
ROLLER BRAWL: They're majestic creatures!
BOUNCER: C'mon girl, I've seen cheeseburgers more majestic then those half sunburned feather dusters!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well this conversation is now pointless.

(Trigger Happy approaches Ghost Roaster.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: How's it goin?
GHOST ROASTER: Great! I'm making this wonderful dish with fish-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Spyro's allergic to fish.
GHOST ROASTER: Seriously? It took me an hour to make this!
JEFF: I'll take it!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Don't be greedy Coco!
GHOST ROASTER: I don't have time to make something else! Oh whatever! I'm calling Pizza Hut!

(At Wal-Mart, Boom Jet, Double Trouble, and Shroomboom are all with Shroomboom in the toy isle.)

BOOM JET: That's it I'm outta here!

(On his way out of the isle, he spots a Spongebob Squarepants Lego set of Glove World.)

BOOM JET: Hey look at this!

(The other Skylanders look.)

WHAM-SHELL: We've been in here for hours, let's just take it!
BOOM JET: It's sixty dollars so with tax we should have just enough!

(They go the register.)

WHAM-SHELL: We'd like to buy this!
MABU CLERK: That'll be sixty two dollars and five cents!
BOOM JET: Hey Shroomboom, we're gonna need that nickel!
SHROOMBOOM: No, it's my nickel!
WHAM-SHELL: We need it to buy Spyro's present!
SHROOMBOOM: No!
BOOM JET: Gimmie that nickel child!
SHROOMBOOM: Boom Jet you're embarrassing yourself!
BOOM JET: If you give me the nickel you can play with the Lego set on the way to the park!

(Shroomboom gives Boom Jet the nickel and he gives the money to the cashier.)

(After everyone's returned to the ruins and the party is ready, Trigger Happy sends a text to Pop Fizz telling him to bring Spyro back.)

POP FIZZ: Spyro!
SPYRO: What
POP FIZZ: Let's go to the park!
SPYRO: Why in the world would we do that
POP FIZZ: They just put in a new slide!
SPYRO: No, I'm gonna put an end to this "bad stuff" goin' down here!
POP FIZZ: I actually hid the book at the park I just remembered that!
SPYRO: You expect me to believe that?
POP FIZZ: You believed everything else.
SPYRO: What?
POP FIZZ: Nothing, let's just go to the park!
SPYRO: No!
POP FIZZ: Please
SPYRO: No
POP FIZZ: Please
SPYRO: No
POP FIZZ: Have it your way.

(Pop Fizz stuffs Spyro into a potato sack.)

SPYRO: Hey! Let me out!
POP FIZZ: Not until after I've gone down that slide!

(Pop Fizz throws Spyro into the trunk of his car and begins to drive to the park.)

(Back in the park, all of the Skylanders [and Jeff] are hiding. There is a banner tied between two trees that says "Happy Birtday Myron". There are tables with pizza [One with "Happy Birthday Spyro!" spelled out in pepperoni] and chicken wings. There are two presents next to a very poorly made ice sculpture of Spyro that look like a fainting horse. There are random Chuck E Cheeses prizes painted purple everywhere for decorations. There is a combo of Roller Brawl and Bouncer's game called Roboto Pelt where you throw a roboto ball at an ostrich and try to knock it over.)
(Pop Fizz drives up in his car and takes the potato sack containing Spyro out of his trunk.)

SPYRO: Pop Fizz, you better let me out right now!
POP FIZZ: LOL nope!
SPYRO: POP FIZZ!
POP FIZZ: Okay fine! Just a sec!

(Pop Fizz puts down the bag in the middle of the party and opens the bag.)
(Spyro climbs out and the Skylanders [and Jeff] jump out from hiding.)

ALL: SURPRISE!

(Wrecking Ball hits a button on a stereo and the Super Mario Bros theme starts playing.)
(The beaver starts playing Micheal Jackson's You Are Not Alone on his Kazoo's.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Okay everyone! Just how we practiced! Three, two, one!

(All of the Skylanders [and Jeff] say "Happy Birthday Spyro" at completely different times making it sound like gibberish.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: That is NOT how we practiced it!
JEFF: Can I go home now?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Don't even move Coco! You haven't even shot you from the cannon yet!
CYNDER: So Spyro, what do you think?

(Spyro is just standing there opened mouthed with a loss for words.)

SPYRO: I said I didn't want a party!

(Awkward silence)

SPYRO: But let's see how this goes!

(All of the Skylanders cheer.)
(Jeff starts crying.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Stop crying Coco and get in the dunk tank!

(Jeff stands over a barrel filled with water.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: This game is easy, Spyro! Just do this!

(Trigger Happy runs up and drops kicks Jeff, knocking him in the water.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Try harder next time Coco! Spyro, your turn!
SPYRO: Uh, I don't really wanna hurt........... Coco.
JEFF[CRYING]: I just wanna go home!
SPYRO: What else is there to do?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well, you can play Roboto Pelt! Go ahead! Kick the ball!

(Spyro runs up and kicks the ball. He hits the ostrich, but nothing happens.)

SPYRO: Aw what!

(Spyro turns around to see Roller Brawl hovering over his neck with her teeth bared.)

ROLLER BRAWL: Just, uh, wanted to get a closer look!

(She pats his horn and awkwardly walks away.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Open that pizza!

(Spyro opens the pizza box and he reads the pepperoni.)

SPYRO: Uh, "Hay Biday yo?"
TRIGGER HAPPY: What the-?

(Trigger Happy sees Zook eating a slice of pizza.)

ZOOK: Hi!
TRIGGER HAPPY: How many slices did you eat?
ZOOK: I don't know, some?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well, you ate "pp rth Spr"

(Spyro looks at the ice sculpture of himself.)

SPYRO: Is that a dying horse from Minecraft?
TRIGGER HAPPY: No, it's you.
SPYRO: Oh. Well, I guess it's safe to assume neither Chill or Slam Bam made it.
TRIGGER HAPPY: How about some presents! They're under the deformed you!

(Spyro grabs a present from Zook.)

ZOOK: Hey, I got that for you!
SPYRO: Yes you did! You're name's on it! You spelled your named with three O's but at least you're using the "Z" now. Did you wrap this in cheese?
ZOOK: Yes I did! I thought you'd like to eat it off!

(Spyro uses his claws to rip all of the cheese off the the present, revealing a Lightning McQueen toy.)

SPYRO: Oh. Yipee.
ZOOK: Do you like it!
SPYRO: I'm surprised you didn't get me Mater!
ZOOK: Oh I did he'll be arriving in the mail in three to four business days.
SPYRO: Well gee now I can cross that last item off of my bucket list.
ZOOK: But that's not a bucket!
SPYRO: Nevermind!

(Spyro picks up the present from Boom Jet, Double Trouble, Wham-Shell, and Shroomboom.)
(Spyro tears off the paper revealing the Lego Spongebob Glove World set.)

SPYRO: .......................................................
BOOM JET: Do you like it?
SPYRO: ........................... W-what!?
WHAM-SHELL: It's Glove World!
SPYRO: Yes it's Glove World, but the box is ripped.
BOOM JET: Huh?
SPYRO: The only pieces left are Patrick's legs and a glove balloon.
WHAM-SHELL: Shroomboom!
SHROOMBOOM: What! I didn't do anything!

(Terrafin picks him up by the ankles and all of the remaining pieces fall out of his cap.)

TERRAFIN: This guy owes you sixty two dollars!
BOOM JET: And a nickel!
SPYRO: Well, I'm done with this party!

(He starts walking away.)

BOOMER: Wait! Don't forget your goody bag!

(Boomer hands him his bag.)

SPYRO: If Doc Hudson is in this bag I'm slapping you in the face!
BOOMER: No look!
SPYRO: *Sighs* An old toothbrush, a half eaten sandwich, an old backpack, and is that a towel?
BOOMER: Looks like Remy is no longer with us.....

(Spyro takes out the bomb and it explodes.)

SPYRO: Yeah, I'm goin' home.

(Spyro flies away.)
(There is a long awkward silence.)

ZOOK: I think that went well!

(An hour later, Spyro hears a knock at his door.)

SPYRO: If you're here to bring me the Mater that Zook bought me I will burn it when you leave!
CYNDER: It's me and Triggs!
SPYRO: Come in!

(They walk in.)

CYNDER: I'm sorry we ruined your birthday...
SPYRO: You didn't ruin it. You just made it somewhat unpleasant. I spent the day looking for Hop on Pop, getting stuffed in a potato sack, and seeing the worst party since Zook decided to have a sweet sixteen.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yeah that was weird. He wore a dress and tiara and everything!
CYNDER: Triggs and I thought we could come over and make you feel better!
SPYRO: How?
TRIGGER HAPPY: We got you a real present!

(Trigger Happy takes out a wrapped box and hands it to Cynder who hands it to Spyro.)
(Spyro rips open the present revealing a Playstation 4 underneath.)

SPYRO: Holy sheep you got me a PS4!
CYNDER: We knew you were kinda bored in your free time so we pulled some strings and got you this!
TRIGGER HAPPY: You can go to Game Stop and pick out any two games you want!
SPYRO: Gee, thanks guys!

(He kisses Cynder and hugs Trigger Happy.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wanna play Battle Royale All Stars?
CYNDER: I've been training I can totally beat you now!
SPYRO: Oh you're on!
CYNDER: But first, we got you this!

(Cynder hands him a box full of small action figures of each of the Skylanders [and Jeff].)

SPYRO: Woah!
CYNDER: Now we'll always be with you!
SPYRO: Aw, this is great!
TRIGGER HAPPY: One more thing!

(Trigger Happy hands Spyro a Drive N' Talk Mater.)

SPYRO: Well of coarse we can't go without this!
CYNDER: *Laughes* Well happy birthday Spyro!
SPYRO: Thank you very much! Hey Cynder, when's your birthday?
CYNDER: Uuhhhhhh-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Why do I feel I'm forgetting something?

(Back in the park, Jeff is still trapped in the barrel full of water that had gotten closed.)

JEFF: Hello! Orange gremlin dude? Purple dragon? Pear dude? Help!

(Silence.)

(Countdown runs into the park wearing a George Washington wig he painted red, a red tennis ball, and giant shoe boxes on his feet.)

COUNTDOWN: Where is everybody? It took me forever to make this!
JEFF: HEEEEELP! HELP ME!
COUNTDOWN: I'll just go home..
JEFF: No don't do that!

(Countdown leaves and there's a long silence.)

JEFF: I actually kinda like Coco


END OF EPISODE 23

I'm planning on making 2 new episodes

Bash Of the titans

Bash and slobber tooth fight over flashwing


Dark Days

The dark skylanders must try and convince eon to join

I was also thinking of making an episode where Flashwing accidentally goes on a date with Bash and unexpectedly likes it. She goes crazy thinking she's completely changed and her friends try to help

I wants Bashwing.

Yeah.
Sorry about my lack of activity later, I've had a snasty case of writer's block.
Specifically, i seemed to be plagued by being only able to write endings that are more or less anti-climatic.

Quote: ZapNorris

I'm planning on making 2 new episodes

Bash Of the titans

Bash and slobber tooth fight over flashwing


Dark Days

The dark skylanders must try and convince eon to join

Sorry boy'o, I already did an episode on the Darks. They can change from normal to dark at will, but its hard to control.

I haz an idea: In Charge, an episode where Kaos kidnaps Magna Charge and straps him to a machine and uses his magnetic powers to pull all the islands down into the rockychasms. And Riptide, Bouncer, and Grilla Drilla are on a mission to find him.

Okay....

Here's an idea...


Rise Of The Swap Force, Parts 1-3

How about...Super Anime Brawl!

Minisode 8

WRECKING BALL- Hey, friends, I got this new machine!

POPTHORN- Does it make butter?

WRECKING BALL- No, it turns you into an anime character!

SHROOMBOOM- Ooh, let me try!

(SHROOMBOOM jumps into the machine)

HOT DOG- Wait, let me try something.

(HOT DOG jumps in)

(SPYRO walks in)

SPYRO- Remember, you must only use the machine once a day, after that, you explode!

HOT DOG- Oh, sheep!

POPTHORN- I'll get Drobot!

(DROBOT and POPTHORN come back)

DROBOT- Well, you need to win a fight against another animated character.

(HOT DOG and SHROOMBOOM fight)

TERRAFIN- And, the winner is HOT DOG!

(HOT DOG turns normal)

SHROOMBOOM- How do you reverse this thing?

End

TROLL SLUG! You missed the best part about Anime! Going Super Saiyan (or other powered up modes)

here's an idea...

I'm broke, no glory

trigger happy is broke and needs money FAST

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I'm planning on making 2 new episodes

Bash Of the titans

Bash and slobber tooth fight over flashwing


Dark Days

The dark skylanders must try and convince eon to join

Sorry boy'o, I already did an episode on the Darks. They can change from normal to dark at will, but its hard to control.

I haz an idea: In Charge, an episode where Kaos kidnaps Magna Charge and straps him to a machine and uses his magnetic powers to pull all the islands down into the rockychasms. And Riptide, Bouncer, and Grilla Drilla are on a mission to find him.

I thought we could all write an episode on how the darks are introduced because we all kinda want to do it! (Minus Dark Spyro because he's already there.)

Quote: ZapNorris

Okay....

Here's an idea...


Rise Of The Swap Force, Parts 1-3

The Swap Force has kinda already arrived in the game show episode YOur Trigger Happy idea is great though!

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TROLL SLUG! You missed the best part about Anime! Going Super Saiyan (or other powered up modes)

Naw, tis a cutie anime. Shoomyboom and Hot Doggy.

Episode 23 is done, probably my favorite so far

Episode 24: Ghost Roaster and his Special Friends

(Ghost Roaster, Rattle Shake, Ignitor, and Prism Break all walk into Cracker Barrel.)

PRISM BREAK: I'm tellin' ya! You'll all love this place!
RATTLE SHAKE: I still think we should have gone to Outback Stakehouse.......
IGNITOR: This better be good PB!
PRISM BREAK: It will be!
GHOST ROASTER: You know who else is called PB? Princess Bubblegum!

(Prism Break walks up the the desk, talks to the host, then returns.)

PRISM BREAK: It's a ten minute wait so we can just look at the store!

(The Skylanders walk around the in restaurant store.)

GHOST ROASTER: Don't you think that lamp would look good in my apartment?
RATTLE SHAKE: That's a scratching post
GHOST ROASTER: Oh look at that, it is!

(Ghost Roaster sees a display with baskets of stuffed animals.)

GHOST ROASTER: What are these?
RATTLE SHAKE: I believe those are Webkinz
GHOST ROASTER: Webkinz?
RATTLE SHAKE: You buy the stuffed animals and it comes with a code. You go to the website, type in the code, and you adopt a virtual version of the animal you bought. You can make it a house, feed it, play games with it.
GHOST ROASTER: Oh cool! You ever played?
RATTLE SHAKE: I got a snake and named him after myself but it got weird so I stopped
GHOST ROASTER: How many can you have?
RATTLE SHAKE: I don't think there's a limit.
GHOST ROASTER: I wanna try this!

(Ghost Roaster takes a Penguin and a Pig.)

GHOST ROASTER: I'm naming the penguin Vanilla Ice and the pig Bacon!
RATTLE SHAKE: Good for you! I should probably warn you about Dr. Quack-
PRISM BREAK: Table's ready!
RATTLE SHAKE: Nevermind!

(They go to their table.)

(After they return from the restaurant, Rattle Shake and Ghost Roaster go straight to the computer in the lobby and log onto Webkinz.com.)

RATTLE SHAKE: You leave the adoption center and you're all set!
GHOST ROASTER: Thanks!
RATTLE SHAKE: No problem!

(Rattle shake slithers away and groans.)

RATTLE SHAKE: I hope I never have to do THAT ever again!
TRIGGER HAPPY: What's wrong?

(Trigger Happy was just exiting the game room.)

RATTLE SHAKE: Well, Ghost Roaster just started Webkinz-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!

(He walks away, still saying nope.)
(Grim Creeper turns the corner, looking at Trigger Happy as he passes.)

GRIM CREEPER: Hey, Rattle Shake! Wanna go on a mission with me?
RATTLE SHAKE: Yes! Anything to get away from a Webkinz newbie! Wait, what is it?
GRIM CREEPER: Remamber Jeff?
RATTLE SHAKE: The guy Triggs keeps calling Coco?
GRIM CREEPER: Yeah, him! Well, he kinda wandered into a lair of zombies, so, he needs help!
RATTLE SHAKE: Let's do it!

(They leave.)

GHOST ROASTER: Aw sweet! 10 KinzCash! Woohoo!

(Rattle Shake and Grim Creeper arrive in front of a zombie castle.)

GRIM CREEPER: Okay, let's just hurry up and save Jeff!

(Rattle Shake breaks down the door of the castle and they walk in.)

GRIM CREEPER: Be very quiet! We can't defeat zombies without fire so we have to try not to attract any attention to ourselves!

(Rattle Shake's phone starts to ring.)

GRIM CREEPER: Rattle Shake!
RATTLE SHAKE: Sorry!

(Picks up the phone.)

RATTLE SHAKE[ON THE PHONE]: Hello?
GHOST ROASTER[ON THE PHONE]: Hey R-Shay? It's GhoRo! I have a question about Webkinz...
RATTLE SHAKE[ON THE PHONE]: I'm on a mission in a zombie castle!
GHOST ROASTER[ON THE PHONE]: Zombie castle? Great, so you have plenty of time! What's the best way to get KinzCash?
RATTLE SHAKE[ON THE PHONE]: Just play games and you'll get plenty!
GHOST ROASTER[ON THE PHONE]: Which one?
RATTLE SHAKE[ON THE PHONE]: Pick one!
GHOST ROASTER[ON THE PHONE]: Which one?
RATTLE SHAKE[ON THE PHONE]: Any one! Look, I gotta go!
GHOST ROASTER[ON THE PHONE]: But I-
RATTLE SHAKE[ON THE PHONE]: Goodbye!

(He hangs up.)

GRIM CREEPER: Really?
RATTLE SHAKE: Sorry! Let's just go find Jeff!

(They look down the corridor and see a gigantic wave of wall to wall zombies coming towards them.)

RATTLE SHAKE: Let's go to the mall
GRIM CREEPER: Yeah, c'mon

(They leave.)

(Ghost Roaster is still playing Webkinz in the lobby.)

GHOST ROASTER: I lost again!? Vanilla Ice clearly jumped your king! I'm just gonna play this new game! What? Need more Webkinz to play!?

(Ghost Roaster leaps out of his chair and inches over to Pop Fizz, who's watching America's Funniest Home Videos on the lobby TV.)

POP FIZZ: Ha! They always expect fun when getting on a trampoline!
GHOST ROASTER: Pop Fizz! Can I use your car?
POP FIZZ: Uhhh, how do you drive with that tail?
GHOST ROASTER: I have my drivers license!
POP FIZZ: Was it from before you turned into a Crypt Keeper?
GHOST ROASTER: Well, yes, but I can drive! I'll just take two sticks so I can reach the pedals with my hands and then use my mouth to steer!
POP FIZZ: I'm getting a new car tomorrow, knock yourself out!

(Pop Fizz throws Ghost Roaster the car keys.)
(Ghost Roaster goes outside, picks up two sticks, and gets in the car.)
(He starts the car and pushes the accelerator with the stick in his hand and begins steering out of the parking lot with his mouth.)
(Ghost Roaster takes out his iPhone and takes his mouth off of the wheel.)

GHOST ROASTER: Siri, what's the nearest place to me that sells Webkinz?
SIRI: I have found a store that sells web kits that is fairly close to you
GHOST ROASTER: Webkinz!
SIRI: Hallmark sells Webkinz. I will lead you to the nearest Hallmark. Exit the parking lot and take a right

(Ghost Roaster put his mouth back on the wheel and turns out of the parking lot.)

SIRI: Turn left onto Emberspark Lane

(Ghost Roaster turns onto the street.)

GHOST ROASTER: Hey! Dish ish ashully pretty eashy!

(The sticks in his hands snap.)

GHOST ROASTER: Aw sheep!
SIRI: Take a right onto Cloudbreak Avenue

(Ghost Roaster slams his tail on the gas, due to the weight of it, it goes all the way down.)
(He tries to turn the car with his mouth, but because of the speed, he turns too late and goes down an alley.)

GHOST ROASTER: Oh no!

(Ghost Roaster sees a brick wall at the end of the alley.)
(He puts to car into reverse and shoots out of the alley backwards.)
(Ghost Roaster again attempts the turn the car with his mouth once it leaves the alley, but it simply turns it onto the wrong side of the road with a semi truck carrying Cheetos is barreling towards him.)

GHOST ROASTER: Wait a sec, if the sticks are broken, I can use my hands now!

(Ghost Roaster puts his hands on the wheel and swerves back into the correct lane.)

SIRI: Turn around and go back to Cloudbreak Avenue

(Ghost Roaster turns back into the other lane so he's behind the semi truck, only for the truck to suddenly stop for a stop sign.)
(Ghost Roaster pulls his tall off of the gas, but the car still goes barreling into the back of the truck, only stopping when it runs into a giant pile of boxes of Cheetos.)

SIRI: Turn left onto Cloudbreak Avenue
GHOST ROASTER: Kinda in a truck now Siri!
SIRI: Would you like directions out of the truck?
GHOST ROASTER: No!

(He tries to back the car out of the truck but the wheels are stuck in piles of Cheetos that came out of the box and bag and Ghost Roaster crashed into them.)
(Ghost Roaster slams hiss tail on the gas, causing the car the rocket forward out of the trailer and into the back of the truck driving it, for the most part smashing the car.)
(Ghost Roaster, the car now stuck in the back of the truck, floors the gas again, breaking the gas tank and causing the whole truck to explode.)
(There is orange cheese dust falling from the sky and everything with in a mile of the explosion is covered in it.)
(The cheesed Mabu driver looks at the cheesed Ghost Roaster.)

GHOST ROASTER: Don't hate the player! Hate the chain!

(Ghost Roaster signals for a taxi and heads towards Hallmark.)

(At the mall, Rattle Shake and Grim Creeper and walking around.)

RATTLE SHAKE: Where should we go next?
GRIM CREEPER: Hallmark
RATTLE SHAKE: Why?
GRIM CREEPER: It's my mom's birthday and I always get her a card!

(They walk into Hallmark and see cheese dust all over the carpet.)

GRIM CREEPER: Wow, did a Cheeto blow up in here?
GHOST ROASTER: No, but a whole truck of 'em exploded on Emberspark Lane!
GRIM CREEPER: You're covered in cheese so I'm guessing it's your fault!
GHOST ROASTER: Anybody in the east wing of the apartment complex has a window caked with cheese! If you had your window open-
RATTLE SHAKE: What are you doing here?
GHOST ROASTER: If I wanna have the full Webkinz experience, I need more Webkinz!
RATTLE SHAKE: So which one are you getting?

(Ghost Roaster looks at the display and picks up a raindeer.)

GHOST ROASTER: Grim Creeper, will you hold this?
GRIM CREEPER: Sure!

(Ghost Roaster hands him the raindeer and pushes the rest of the Webkinz display to the counter.)

GHOST ROASTER: I would like to buy these Webkinz!

(An hour later, Ghost Roaster (Showered and cheese free) is playing Webkinz in the lobby with this 99 Webkinz behind him.)

GHOST ROASTER: Yes! 50 KinzKash!

(Pop Fizz approaches him, tripping over a cow in the process.)

POP FIZZ: I just watched the news
GHOST ROASTER: Okay
POP FIZZ: "Skeleton dude destroys Cheeto truck with his blue car leaving Emberspark Lane a cheesy wonderland!" I drive blue car and you're a skeleton dude!
GHOST ROASTER: Sorry!
POP FIZZ: Did you at least save my Beyonce albums?
GHOST ROASTER: No
POP FIZZ: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Pop Fizz picks up a Hippo and throws it across the lobby.)

GHOST ROASTER: Hey! What did Blubber ever do to you!

(Ghost Roaster tackles Pop Fizz to the ground as Chill walks in.)

CHILL: Hey! Guys stop it!

(She separates them.)

POP FIZZ: He blew up my car with Cheetos!
CHILL: Aren't you getting a new one tomorrow?
POP FIZZ: They closed down the dealership because of the Cheese eruption!

(Eruptor, who was watching the lobby TV perks up.)

ERUPTOR: What?
POP FIZZ: Not you, Eruptor!
ERUPTOR: Awww

(He slouches.)

ERUPTOR: He guys, look at this!

(He points at a news story on TV.)

REPORTER[ON TV]: Breaking news! A local mabu named Jeff wandered into a zombie lair and can't get out! How is her going to get out of this terrifying situation! He appears to be clutching something it his hands but it's unclear what it is

(They show a picture of Jeff in the lair clutching his item and Ghost Roaster almost falls on the floor.)

GHOST ROASTER: That's the limited edition rainbow fish Webkin!

(Ghost Roaster races towards the door.)

CHILL: Where are you going?
GHOST ROASTER: To save that Webkin! Hey Chill, can I use your car?
CHILL: No
GHOST ROASTER: That's fair

(He races outside signals another taxi.)

CHILL: Should we go help him?
POP FIZZ: He's just gonna go all giant flaming skull on them

(The taxi drops off Ghost Roaster in front of the zombie castle.)

GHOST ROASTER: I'm coming rainbow fish!

(Ghost Roaster knocks down the door with his tail and the zombies the were approaching Rattle Shake and Grim Creeper before, are now almost to the door.)

ZOMBIE: GYAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUH!
GHOST ROASTER: GYAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUH yourself!

(Ghost Roaster turns into a giant flaming skull and barrels through half of the zombies, taking them out.)
(Ghost Roaster looks at the zombies surrounding him.0

GHOST ROASTER: You guys want some too?

(Ghost Roaster takes out the rest of the zombies and approaches Jeff.)

JEFF: I'm saved!

(Ghost Roaster takes the fish from him and leaves.)

JEFF: Wh-wh-wh-whaaaaat? Wait for me!

(Ghost Roaster leaves and another horde of zombies approaches.)
(Jeff screams at the top of his lungs like a little girl.)

(Ghost Roaster arrives the the apartment thirty minutes later.)

GHOST ROASTER: 'Sup guys! Got my rainbow fish! Gonna name him Scalez!
CHILL: Where's Jeff?
GHOST ROASTER: He's still in the zombie castle
POP FIZZ: Why didn't you help him?
GHOST ROASTER: My mission was the fish, dude!

(He sits at the computer and begins registering his fish.)
(Suddenly, Rattle Shake and Grim Creeper run in carrying Jeff.)

POP FIZZ: Jeff!
CHILL: How did you?

GRIM CREEPER: Zombies aren't that fast so since they weren't blocking Jeff this time I ran in, grabbed him, and ran out!
POP FIZZ: Well gold star for you! Red star for Ghost Roaster!
GHOST ROASTER: I got my rainbow fish and that's all that matters!

(Ghost Roaster enters the rainbow fish code and it fails.)

GHOST ROASTER: This code has already been entered!
JEFF: By me! It is my Webkin!

(Ghost Roaster faints.)

POP FIZZ: Let's draw on his face!


END OF EPISODE 24

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EPISODE 25: Bash Of The Titans


COMING SOON

Tip:
Make sure to put lines in between new characters speaking. e.g.

Like this:
Zoo Lou:ifuawsuiFkdugasujfgbwasujfgsaujgfasujyhfsafsasafaf

Rollerbrawl: Ikr?

cynder: I disagree


Not this:
Zoo Lou:ifuawsuiFkdugasujfgbwasujfgsaujgfasujyhfsafsasafaf
Rollerbrawl: Ikr?
cynder: I disagree.

I put them closer together to save room but I can try that

I've been thinking of a few new episode ideas.

Sidequest, part 1

The sidekicks go on a journey to find out who they really are, but get in real trouble.

I'm broke, no glory

Trigger Happy runs pow on ammo and funds! He does crazy things to get cash.

Bash Of The Titans

Bash tries to keep flashwing away from slobber tooth, but he ultimately fails. They try to impress her.

Magna Madness

Magna Charge makes a machine that can read minds and memories. But he uses it to spy on others. Things go bad.

Sky Summer

Pool party. Awkward things happen.

Episode 25
Bash Of The Titans

Bash Of The Titans

(bash, slobbertooth, spyro, and zap are at a restraunt)

SPYRO: so... What should we talk about.... Relationships?
ZAP: good news and bad news regarding that...
SPYRO: well, what is it Zappy?
ZAP: WHIRLWIND IS THE CLINGIEST GIRL IN SKYLANDS! She's ALWAYS calling me, and she hugs me to the point I can't even BREATHE during missions! it's EMBARRASING!
(Cynder walks in, wearing dress)
CYNDER: hey guys! What we talking about?
SPYRO: Relationships
CYNDER: I'm gonna leave this conversation...
(Zap Grabs bash's leg)
ZAP: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE! ASK HER OUT, ASK HER OUUUT!
BASH: Dude, it's obvious I'm trying for flashwing. You can ask Slobber Tooth over here.
SLOBBER TOOTH: Never seen her. Might as well talk to her.
ZAP: she's forcing me on a date tomorrow.. I need some guy advice
CYNDER: can I get my food to go?
SPYRO: can you stay here? I need to use the Bathroom.
CYNDER: (sigh) I'll watch your food. Hurry up. and wash your hands please!
(Spyro leaves for the bathroom)
(Camo and sunburn walk in)
CAMO: Hey! Where's Spyro?
CYNDER: Bathroom.
SUNBURN:[in deep voice] Hello, Cynder.
CYNDER: Sunburn don't you HAVE a GF?
SUNBURN: now that I think of it, No... Hey Cynder, while spyro's away...
CYNDER: NO!
(Spyro returns)
SPYRO: yes, I washed my hands.
CYNDER: thank you. we should be expecting whirlwind and flashwing soon.
(zap ducks and covers)
SLOBBER TOOTH: Who’s flashwing?
BASH: oh... umm... erm... she’s a... a...
(flashwing and whirlwind enter)
FLASHWING: a dragon. hey Slobber Tooth
(slobber tooth stares at flashwing)
SLOBBER TOOTH: h-hi there... i-i-i’m slobber tooth-h....
WHIRLWIND: Hi! you’re the new guy! name’s whirlwind. and you’ve already met my Zappy Wappy, haven’t you? was he good? did he say how wonderful i am?
SLOBBER TOOTH: Not exactly
WHIRLWIND: Oh really. where is he?
SLOBBER TOOTH: under the table.
WHIRLWIND: oh. ZAPPY, I’M HERE!
(whirlwind gets zap from under the table)
WHIRLWIND: ZAPPY! are you okay? how could you SURVIVE without me here? oh poor baby...
(whirlwind hugs zap tightly)
ZAP: I CAN’T BREATHE!
WHIRLWIND: What’s that?

TBC

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ZAP: LET GO!
WHIRLWIND: Sorry!
(whirlwind lets go)
ZAP: Next time, make sure i’m not purple!
WHIRLWIND: sorry! geez!
ZAP: well fine...
SPYRO: here’s the waiter.
(Hyde N seekerton walks over)
HYDE: Welcome to the Lost Islands Eatery! I’ll be serving you tonight. what would you like to drink?
SPYRO: 4 grape sodas and 5 waters.
HYDE: okay! i’ll be back
(hyde goes to get drinks)
CYNDER: Who is who’s drink for. i’ll take one of the waters.
SPYRO: Me, slobber, and bash have the sodas.
(other boys look at zap)
ZAP: What? i can’t have water? i’m a water type!
WHIRLWIND: You’re so adorable!
FLASHWING: so.. what do we want?
ZAP: i’ll take the barbeque chicken pizza..
SPYRO: this burger looks interesting...
BASH: I want one!
SLOBBER TOOTH: i’ll take that same burger.
CAMO: the salad. i’m vegetarian.
SUNBURN: chicken drumstick. also, a grape soda, i’ll get burned out if i have water.
FLASHWING: SLOBBER TOOTH! stop drooling on my menu!

TBC

SLOBBER TOOTH: sorry!
(hyde comes back)
HYDE: are you ready to order? here are your drinks.
(Hyde passes around drinks)
SPYRO: 3 white claw burgers, 1 capegirl pasta, a masked mabu salad, an alter ego pizza, and an extra side of #1 fan fries.
HYDE: okay then! i’ll be back!
(hyde leaves to make food)
SPYRO: who’s paying?
FLASHWING: i’ll do so.
BASH: excuse me, me and slobber tooth need to go talk. we’ll be back.
(bash and slobbertooth leave to go talk)
BASH: i’ve noticed you have your eye on flashwing... quit it.
SLOBBER TOOTH: i find her very... attractive!
BASH: well so do i! she’s mine!
SLOBBER TOOTH: That’s funny. i thought she was mine!
(slobber tooth slams his tail on the ground)
(bash falls over)
BASH: Hey! we need to get back to the table!
SLOBBER TOOTH: oh yeah! let’s go!
BASH: BACK TO THE TAAAAAAABLLEEEEEE!
(starstrike looks over them from her booth)
STAR STRIKE: dude. seriously?
(bash blushes)
BASH: sorry... got a little carried away....
(bash and slobber tooth go back to the table)
BASH: is the food here?
SPYRO: not yet... but a chompy pod spawned underneath us. luckily it emptied, but MAN do their bites hurt!
(spyro shows bitten leg)
BASH: ouch!
SPYRO: we’re getting a free appetizer. we got the wishing stone chicken bits with the well of ketchup and a FREE prize!
SUNBURN: i hope it’s the toy! i mean...[in deep voice] I hope it’s a discount or something..
CAMO: we feel your pain...[whispering] i hope it’s the toy too..
(beatrees walks by)
BEATREES: Here’s the appetizer. and it looks like you got the grill master chop chop action figure!
CAMO: YES!
SUNBURN: YES WE GOT THE T- i mean... thanks.
BEATREES: Okay....
(beatrees walks away)

TBC

Episode 26: The Legend of Freeze Blade
(The scene starts with Freeze Blade in sleeping, and Persephone is trying to wake him up)
FREEZE BLADE: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...No big fishie, don't swallow me, I gotta sail away on my magical sailboat...
PERSEPHONE: HEY! LISTEN! (She shakes him)
FREEZE BLADE: Unnnghhhhhh...I'm up. What is it?
PERSEPHONE: LOOK! Roller Brawl has been kidnapped! (She shows him a note)
FREEZE BLADE: Its a note...It reads: "I kidnapped Roller Brawl. If you ever want to see her again, come to my castle and bring the Three Keys of Force. OH MY GIANTS, I GOTTA GO SAVE HER! (Jumps outta bed)
PERSEPHONE: Wait...
FREEZE BLADE: What?
PERSEPHONE: Shouldn't you put on a pair of pants? (She points to Freeze Blades Heart Boxers)
FREEZE BLADE: Right. Meet me at the Ruins, maybe your shop?
(Persephone nods and poofs away)
LATER...

(Persephone is waiting outside her shop)
FREEZE BLADE: Here I am, this time with pants.
PERSEPHONE: I've arranged a dragon to pick us up right about--
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
PERSEPHONE: ...Now.
IGNITUS: Neigh, Neigh Neigh Neeeeeigh, Neigh!
FREEZE BLADE: Ignitus, speak English please.
IGNITUS: Hiyya guys! I now accept carrots, and only carrots.
PERSEPHONE: But we don't have any carrots...
IGNITUS: YOU WILL FEED ME CARROTS! I smell carrots on you! (Points to Freeze Blade)
FREEZE BLADE: Heheheh...What are you talking about?
PERSEPHONE: Freeze Blade...Give him the carrots.
FREEZE BLADE: Alright, alright. (Gives Ignitus 3 carots)
IGNITUS: I know you have more on you...
PERSEPHONE: How do you even have---(Freeze Blade pulls out 30 more carrots) Wow. Just Wow.
IGNITUS: Heeheehee! Hop on! (They hop on) Now lets Go Go Goooooooo!
PERSEPHONE: Well, there's a Mabu Village nearby...
FREEZE BLADE: Then lets ask our helpless rodent buddies about the Three Keys of Force! Ignitus, take us here! (He points to a village on the map)
IGNITUS: Okay, hang on to your various transforming masks, we're going down!
PERSEPHONE: Transforming M-AAAAAAAAH!
(Ignitus flies down)
IGNITUS: If you need me, take this magic French Horn, blow it, then I'll come. (He tosses Freeze Blade a French Horn)
PERSEPHONE: LOOK! Lets ask that Mabu if he knows about anything! (They go up to him)
FREEZE BLADE: Excuse me, do you know anything about the 3 keys of force?
ERROR: I AM ERROR.
PERSEPHONE: What did you say?
ERROR: I AM ERROR.
FREEZE BLADE: Either you are depressed, or you have short term memory loss!
ERROR: I AM ERROR.
DIGGS: Oh Hi Ho, Skylanders! Come here!
PERSEPHONE: Oh look, Diggs the Molekin! Lets go say Hi! (They go)
DIGGS: Long time no see, Persephone! Hey, were you talking to Error?
FREEZE BLADE: Uhhhh yeah. What's up with that guy?
DIGGS: He wanted to see how long he could live by only saying 3 words.
PERSEPHONE: Why?
DIGGS: It's a secret to everybody! (Winks)
FREEZE BLADE: Okay then...You know anything about the 3 Keys of Force?
DIGGS: Oh yes I do! The 3 Keys of Force are ancient artifacts of yore. Long ago, a key was crafted, but not an ordinary key: The Master Key! The Master Key could open any lock in skylands, type in the key toany passcode, and openany lock. The King knew it would be dastardly in the wrong hands, so he turned them into 3 keys, and no one knows where they are to this day.
FREEZE BLADE: But I need them to save my...uhhh...Lady-Friend!
DIGGS: Oh ho ho, a lady friend! Well in that case, here is a map to the keys. One of them is in this here village to! Go to the statue of Hylia, and yell Koo Loo Limpah!
PERSEPHONE: Thank you SO much Diggs, bye!
DIGGS: Wait! Grab a Sword! Its too dangerous to go alone! And theyre gone.
AT THE STATUE...
BOTH: KOOLOO LIMPAH!
ARBO: Anybody call?
PERSEPHONE: ARBO! What's with the green junpsuit?
ARBO: It is a fairy suit. And I guess Diggs trusts you, so here goes:
FREEZE BLADE: Why are you wearing a fairy suit?
ARBO: BECAUSE I WANT TO! Now as I was saying: I,I, Arbonious Plantmalis Stumpston, descendant of the Arboneans, present to you, great heroes, the 1st KEY OF FORCE! (he hands them the key)
PERSEPHONE: Wow!
ARBO: Good luck, but be warned: getting the next 2 keys won't be as easy as this!
FREEZE BLADE: What do you mean?
ARBO: It's a secret to everybody! (Winks) Hey, you want to buy a map?
PERSEPHONE: Sure, how much for a magic one?
ARBO: Ummmm 6000 gold.
BOTH: WHAT?
ARBO: Hey, they aren't cheap. You willing to pay?
FREEZE BLADE: Fine... (Hands him the gold)
ARBO: Bye bye!
PERSEPHONE: Well, the good new is that this map can zoom in and zoom out on exact locations. Play the French Horn.
FREEZE BLADE: Okay: And a 1, 2, 1 2 3 4! PWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
IGNITUS: Please insert carrots to fly.
BOTH: IGNITUS!
IGNITUS: Hahaha! Jokes!

TO BE CONTINUED...

(The scene starts and Persephone and Freeze Blade are riding on Ignitus)
PERSEPHONE: LOOK! On the map that Diggs gave us, the second key is in the Molekin Mountain! LISTEN! The magic map says that it's hidden in the Temple of Adventure!
FREEZE BLADE: Are you serious? That sounds like some kiddie attraction at a low budget carnival!
PERSEPHONE: It's what the map says...
FREEZE BLADE: Sure, whatever. Ignitus, take us to the Temple of Adventure!
IGNITUS: Sorry guys, the closest I can get is a nearbye village.
PERSEPHONE: That's okay. Now fly, fly like the wind!
IGNITUS: Okay guys, hang on to your self-minimizing hat's we are going down!
FREEZE BLADE: Self Minitur--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
AT THE VILLAGE...
PERSEPHONE: Wow, this place is weird! All the people look like...
FREEZE BLADE: Zook in Stone!
(A Stone Zook approaches him)
ROCKAZOOKER: Hilo, friends! We are the Rockazoolers, cousins of the Bambazookers!
PERSEPHONE: Well that explains alot. Can you take us to the temple of adventure?
ROCKAZOOKER: Yes, but I am hungry. Go get me some rocks to eat!
FREEZE BLADE: You eat rocks? But isn't that cannibalism?
ROCKAZOOKER: Nope, we only eat non alive rocks! Now go get me a snack!
FREEZE BLADE: No problem, I'll just carve em out of the mountain! (He skates up to the mountainand uses his chakrams to cut out a big rock, then throws it to the Rockazooker.)
ROCKAZOOKER: YAY! Now I'll take you there!
AT THE TEMPLE...
PERSEPHONE: Okay thank you! Now lets go see what's inside!
(They walk in)
FREEZE BLADE: Hmmmm there are 4 tiny doors and some weird plaque thing, hey Persephone I'm stepping on it! AAAAAAH! (There is a flash of light, and Freeze Blade is turned into 4 smaller ones, one Blue, one Red, one Green, and one Purple.)
PERSEPHONE: FREEZE BLADE..S! What happened!
GREEN: Now we can go through the doors!
PURPLE: Yeah, lets go!
ALL 4: Arrriba! (They skate in the doors)
RED: It sure is big in here...Hey, I think I see someone!
BLUE: Excuse me, but who are you?
???: SILENCE! I AM QUIGLEY, CHILD OF SKULLS! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!
ALL 4: Quigley, what's with the Heart shaped Mask?
QUIGLEY: It is none of your concern! Prepare to DIE! ( he fires a cosmic blast at Green)
GREEN: Woah woah woah! Lets take'em fellas!
PURPLE: Yeah, eat blades, Dull Kid! (He throws the chakram at Quigley)
QUIGLEY: AAARCGH! EAT POPCORN! (He summons a wave of popcorn)
RED: Quadruple the Freeze Blade...
BLUE: Quadruple the appetite! Let's chow down, guys!
ALL: Nom Nom Nom! (They eat it all)
GREEN: Is that it?
QUIGLEY: You may be fast on land,but how about in air? (He brings the 4 up into Zero Gravity)
BLUE: You guys know what to do, The Reflecto Formation!
(They all gather in the middle and throw their chakrams in all directions causing them to bounce off everything)
QUIGLEY: OW OW OWWWW! You shall pay! Rise, my minions, and fight! (Chompies come up from the ground)
PURPLE: You guys fend off the chompies, I'll take care of Quigley! (They nod)
(While Blue, Red, and Green are fighting the chompies, Purple silently sneaks up behind Quigley and goes into his hat)
PURPLE: Time to put you in your place, Turbo Tot! (He jumps up and down crazily, causing his skates to hurt Quigley)
QUIGLEY: Aaaaah! I surrender! Here, take the key! (He tosses them the 2nd key)
ALL 4: Sweet! Hey, a big door opened! (A big door leading to Persephone is opened!
BLUE: Okay guys, bye! (They step in the plaque)
FREEZE BLADE: It is gooooood to be normal size again!
PERSEPHONE: Freeze Blade, thank the Giants's you're OK!
FREEZE BLADE: Yup, and I got the key! (Spins key on finger)
PERSEPHONE: Great job! Now let's go outside, and you can play the French Horn!
LATER...
(Freeze Blade and Persephone are riding on Ignitus)
FREEZE BLADE: Okay, the next key is in the castle of the Dark ConquerTron!
PERSEPHONE: Take us there, Iggy Iggy !
IGNITUS: Okay, hold on to your oddly named instruments!
FREEZE BLADE: Oddly named--AAAAAAAAAH!
TO BE CONTINUED...

(The scene starts with Freeze Blade and Persephone in front of Conquertrons Castle)
FREEZE BLADE: So this is not the castle where Roller Brawl is in?
PERSEPHONE: Sorry, your princess is in another castle!
FREEZE BLADE: Wrong game reference! Hey is that camo? (He points to Camo in a Bowser Suit)
CAMO: ROOOOAR! WHERE IS THE RED PLUMBER?
FREEZE BLADE: Again? Wrong game refrence!
CAMO: Oh. Well call me when it's time for Super Sunburn Bros! (Walks away)
PERSEPHONE: Yknow, If Ignitor started calling himself hardcore, maybe he would write that! (Looks at you) What, I can't give teasers?
FREEZE BLADE: I have no idea who you are talking about, but lets go! (Opens door) Yo Conkey Tron! Come out!
BOOOOOM!!!!!
???: I am no longer Conquertron...I have studied magic..I am now Giraher!
PERSEPHONE: Sounds stupid. So stupid that I bet I can help Freeze Blade with my fairy powers to beat you!
FREEZE BLADE: And how exactly would you help?
PERSEPHONE: By doing this! Alakapocus! (Freeze Blade now has fairy wings)
GIRAHER: Time to die!!! (A bunch of Diamonds are sent out at Freeze Blade)
FREEZE BLADE: Up I go! (Flys up) Time to put you in your place, Girabutthert!
(Freeze Blade throws his chakrams repeatedly at Giraher, Giraher sends out giant Diamonds, Freeze blade gets hit by one)
PERSEPHONE: Freeze Blade! I'll take it from here! Summon strength from all the land, make Giraher fit in my hand! ALAKAPOCUZAMMO!
(Giraher shrinks)
FREEZE BLADE: Thanks Persephone! Now squash Bonkertron over here)
Giraher: Nooooooooooo! "Splat"
PERSEPHONE: And, he is gone! UURK! Bright light! (There is a flash, and the key appears)
FREEZE BLADE: Time to bust out the other keys!
(He brings out the 2 other keys, they all form a triangle, then morph into 1 big key)
PERSEPHONE: The Master Key! We did it! Let's go out and you can play the French Horn!
LATER...
FREEZE BLADE: It says that the castle is in the Rampant Ruins, right about..WE JUST PASSED IT!
IGNITUS: Okay Freezey Weezey, Goin down!!!
BOTH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AT THE CASTLE...
FREEZE BLADE: Okay, I think we gotta open the door...
PERSEPHONE: No duh, now bust out the key! (Freeze Blade opens the door)
???: Ive been expecting you...
(A shadowy figure is at the far end and Roller Brawl is trapped in a crystal)
ROLLER BRAWL: Help! Freeze Blade!
FREEZE BLADE: Give her back!
???: Oomenacka! (The key flys towards him)
PERSEPHONE: MASTER KEY! LASER MODE! (The key shoots the villain)
CHOMPY MAGE: OW OW OWWW! You shall pay! OOMENACKA! (He grows big)
PERSEPHONE: FREEZE BLADE! Take the key and yell "MEGA MODE! ACTIVATE"!
FREEZE BLADE: MEGA MODE ACTIVATE! (He grows big and the key turns into a sword)
CHOMPY PUPPET: I want the Chompy Mage to win!
FREEZE BLADE: Shut up and FIGHT! Aaaaah!
(Freeze Blade slashes at the Mage, Chompy mage zaps him, Freeze Blade shoots him with the laser mode, Chompy Puppet gets blown up, Chompy mage gets mad and smacks Freeze Blade Across the face)
CHOMPY MAGE: You take my friend, I take yours! (He lunges at Roller Brawl)
FREEZE BLADE:NOOOOOOOO! DIE! (He shoots Chompy Mage far into the sky)
CHOMPY MAGE: ITS A SECRET TO EVERYBODYYYYY!
ROLLER BRAWL: (Crystal disintegrates) Thank you so much! (Hugs) I was so scared...but now youre here! Lets go home!
AT ROLLER BRAWLS APARTMENT...
ROLLER BRAWL: OK, thank you so so do much for saving me! And another thing...
FREEZE BLADE: Yeah?
ROLLER BRAWL: (kisses FB) Call me sometime. (Goes inside her apartment)
FREEZE BLADE: YEAH YEAH YEAH! WOOOHOOOO!
PERSEPHONE: Good one, Freeze Blade.
THE END!
SUPER SUNBURN BRO'S COMING SOON!

^Oh I can't wait to read that!

EDIT: New idea

Ghost Roaster gets addicted to Webkinz

what do ya think of bash of the titans?

^I thought it was hilarious!

What do you think of "Well THAT Was Unexpected"

i thought it was good


i'm gonna need more room for bash of the titans.

I like it Zap, but it doesnt feel like you put much thought into the ending. So what, Sunburn got a toy, what about Bash? The episode's called "Bash of the Titans", but he doesnt have a very significant part in this. Maybe a lil 1 on 1 Bash VS Slobber Tooth over Flashwing, Witty banter, Flashy shows up in the middle of the fight, slaps em silly, walks away with Camo, I dunno, Something exciting! It just feels like a bunch of Skylanders went to a restaurant and talked a bit. It was a nice little story, but it felt like only the first half of a story, nothing much happened. In my next Episode, TLOFB, Freeze Blade goes on an epic adventure ta save a girl, Excitement, Action, Comedy, peppered with a good amount of romance, and that is your ideal episode. Next time, add a little mor "pazazz" to it, K?

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I like it Zap, but it doesnt feel like you put much thought into the ending. So what, Sunburn got a toy, what about Bash? The episode's called "Bash of the Titans", but he doesnt have a very significant part in this. Maybe a lil 1 on 1 Bash VS Slobber Tooth over Flashwing, Witty banter, Flashy shows up in the middle of the fight, slaps em silly, walks away with Camo, I dunno, Something exciting! It just feels like a bunch of Skylanders went to a restaurant and talked a bit. It was a nice little story, but it felt like only the first half of a story, nothing much happened. In my next Episode, TLOFB, Freeze Blade goes on an epic adventure ta save a girl, Excitement, Action, Comedy, peppered with a good amount of romance, and that is your ideal episode. Next time, add a little mor "pazazz" to it, K?

I agree, it could use a little bit more, story to it.

Quote: Rickorio

Quote: hardcoreignitor

I like it Zap, but it doesnt feel like you put much thought into the ending. So what, Sunburn got a toy, what about Bash? The episode's called "Bash of the Titans", but he doesnt have a very significant part in this. Maybe a lil 1 on 1 Bash VS Slobber Tooth over Flashwing, Witty banter, Flashy shows up in the middle of the fight, slaps em silly, walks away with Camo, I dunno, Something exciting! It just feels like a bunch of Skylanders went to a restaurant and talked a bit. It was a nice little story, but it felt like only the first half of a story, nothing much happened. In my next Episode, TLOFB, Freeze Blade goes on an epic adventure ta save a girl, Excitement, Action, Comedy, peppered with a good amount of romance, and that is your ideal episode. Next time, add a little mor "pazazz" to it, K?

I agree, it could use a little bit more, story to it.

Yeah just a little more story but your jokes were great it made my laugh!

Just added part 1 of The Legend of Freeze Blade!

Nice job so far HCI

EDIT: I'm gonna write Flushed Wing some other time

Thank you!

Quote: Rickorio

Quote: hardcoreignitor

I like it Zap, but it doesnt feel like you put much thought into the ending. So what, Sunburn got a toy, what about Bash? The episode's called "Bash of the Titans", but he doesnt have a very significant part in this. Maybe a lil 1 on 1 Bash VS Slobber Tooth over Flashwing, Witty banter, Flashy shows up in the middle of the fight, slaps em silly, walks away with Camo, I dunno, Something exciting! It just feels like a bunch of Skylanders went to a restaurant and talked a bit. It was a nice little story, but it felt like only the first half of a story, nothing much happened. In my next Episode, TLOFB, Freeze Blade goes on an epic adventure ta save a girl, Excitement, Action, Comedy, peppered with a good amount of romance, and that is your ideal episode. Next time, add a little mor "pazazz" to it, K?

I agree, it could use a little bit more, story to it.

It's TBC

Here's a new one.

Nyan Freeze Blade

Minisode 9

FREEZE BLADE- Where's my ice cream? And my sprinkles?

SPYRO- Here, ice cream. Your dandruff are sprinkles.

FREEZE BLADE- Oh, thanks.

(FREEZE BLADE walks into the game room)

TRIGGER HAPPY- Wazzup broh!

FREEZE BLADE- Watchin' Nyan Cat!

(FREEZE BLADE logs onto a computer and watches Nyan Cat.

FREEZE BLADE- I like it!

CYNDER- Like what?

ROLLER BRAWL- Is it blood?

(SMOULDERDASH slaps her face)

SMOULDERDASH- No!

ZOOK- Is it my brick?

FREEZE BLADE- NO.

(FREEZE BLADE scrubs his hair on ZOOK)

ZOOK- SPRINKLES!

(ZOOK fires a Bazooka, which misses completely.

DROBOT- Hohiticus, whateveriticus hits this Mirroriticus life form x dead bouncesicus backsticius on theminicxius what they were thinking overticrot!

(ZOOK's missile hits the mirror, and bounces on FREEZE BLADE)

FREEZE BLADE- Ow!

(FREEZE BLADE blacks out)

IGNITOR- Here's a mirror.

FREEZE BLADE- I'M NYAN CAT!

End

RISE OF THE SWAP FORCE, PART 1

(Spyro, Gill Grunt, Trigger Happy, and Cynder are at the ruins)

SPYRO: what a nice day..
TRIGGER HAPPY: Very nice indeed... everything seems... well, right.
CYNDER: hold on guys! i got a message from eon. he’ll meet us at the hall of legends. we need to go. NOW!
GILL GRUNT: alright, fine!
(Spyro, gill grunt, trigger happy, and cynder leave to go to the hall of legends)
(the 4 reach the hall of legends)
SPYRO: this place is beautiful. look at all those paintings!
CYNDER: hey... what’s everyone else doing here?
EON: alright. there has been a disturbance in the cloudbreak islands. we have 16 very important people waiting. we’re sending you over.
STEALTH ELF: does this mean we’re gonna help them?
EON: yep! there will be new skylanders there. welcome them.
JET-VAC: okay then. so when do we go?
EON: in a week. i hope you are prepared.


(one week later)

EON: the list of skylanders going to investigate the cloudbreak islands are... spyro, pop fizz, gill grunt, chill, trigger happy, sprocket, chop chop, cynder, whirlwind, jet vac, warnado, terrafin, prism break, flashwing, stealth elf, eruptor, and hot dog.
WHAM SHELL: awesome!
POP FIZZ: okay. we need to board this magic flying bus to get there.... I CALL SHOTGUN!
EON: i will drive the magic flying bus. everyone else will sit in the back.
POP FIZZ: Awwww!
EON: so, are we ready to go?
SPYRO: Yep!
( spyro, pop fizz, gill grunt, chill, trigger happy, sprocket, chop chop, cynder, whirlwind, jet vac, warnado, terrafin, prism break, flashwing, stealth elf, eruptor, and hot dog board eon’s magic flying bus)
TRIGGER HAPPY: ROAD TRIP!
EON: okay then... oh BTW, spyro gets shotgun.
SPYRO: HA! YES!
POP FIZZ:[in demonic voice] YOU WILL PAY GREATLY FOR THIS, PURPLE NEWT!
SPROCKET: what’s up with this stuff under our seats? i feel like there’s something very big under me...
EON: That’s your new gear! you get a golden tank, and trigger happy gets a...
TRIGGER HAPPY: A ROCKET!!!!!
(trigger happy pulls out rocket)
EON: let’s go!
(the bus takes off)


TO BE CONTINUED

HOT DOG: (gasp) a rawhide bone!
(hot dog takes out rawhide and chews on it)
ERUPTOR: someone threw up on my seat!
(in the back of the bus)
WHAM SHELL: he remembered us! i feel so happy!
WARNADO: It feels good to be back!
FLASHWING: i just hope i don’t get a bad light up spot like hex did...
WARNADO: oh yeah..
(the bus stops)
EON: here are some important passengers... meet wash buckler and blast zone!
(wash buckler and blast zone get on the bus)
WASH BUCKLER: hey suckers!
BLAST ZONE: we’re here to explain the issue....
we’re going on an all-new adventure in the mysterious Cloudbreak Islands, home to a mystical volcano that erupts every hundred years to replenish the magic in Skylands. During an epic battle, us, the brave group of Skylanders were caught in the volcano's eruption, which blasted us apart and sent us to Earth. But, the magic of the volcano gave us heroes a remarkable new power -- the ability to swap halves -- turning us into a special team known as the SWAP FORCE!

WASH BUCKLER: that, and we can do this!
(wash buckler and blast zone swap)
BLAST BUCKLER: see? it’s a lot harder than you think
WASH ZONE: I HAVE LEGS!!!!!!
BLAST BUCKLER: This is ridiculous, wash zone! give me my legs back!
(they swap)
BLAST ZONE: YES! Anyway, kaos is planning on using the volcano to spread darkness. we’ll stop him. we have other friends to show you.
SPYRO: so.. you split in half?
WASH BUCKLER: Yes we do!
STEALTH ELF: duuuuude... that’s epic!
CYNDER: lemme guess, no females?
WASH BUCKLER: unfortunately yes.
JET-VAC: so... why are we here?
POP FIZZ: to help them!
WHAM SHELL: so... anyone else you have with you?
WASH BUCKLER: not till we hit base!
BLAST ZONE: and we’re here!
(the bus lands)

TO BE CONTINUED

(skylanders leave bus)
BLAST ZONE: this is night shift. vampire boxer. this guy is pretty cool..
NIGHT SHIFT: so you guys are the helpers... i expect big things from the undeads.. big things.
WASH BUCKLER: and this is fryno.
FRYNO: NAME’S FRYNO, PUNK! YOU FEELING LUCKY? CUZ YOU’RE NOT!
WASH BUCKLER: Cool it fryno... be calm...
FRYNO: so these are the guys? PATHETIC!
HOT DOG: have you taken anger management?
FRYNO: no... actually..
(Smolderdash walks by)
(eruptor stares at smolderdash)
Eruptor: everything is different now.
SMOLDERDASH: hey! say, where’s warnado and flashwing?
Eruptor: over there.
(eruptor points to warnado and flashwing looking at the volcano)
SMOLDERDASH: thanks! i’ll be going now.
(smolderdash leaves to get them)
ERUPTOR: we have female.... life is complete.
HOT DOG: DUDE, THIS IS EPIC!
(meanwhile in another part of the base)
FIRE KRAKEN: so hoot loop, ready to show them some swappage?
HOOT LOOP: SURE!
(hoot loop and fire kraken swap)
FIRE LOOP: now let’s go into the gate. Spyro, Fryno you’ll come with us.
SPYRO: sounds fun...
(spyro, fryno, and fire loop enter the dual gate)

FIRE LOOP: watch this!
(fire loop casts a ring and teleports)
SPYRO: Wow!
FRYNO: Meh. WATCH FRYNO!
(fryno uses motorcycle)
SPYRO: well, i think i can..
(spyro’s horns grow bigger)
SPYRO: that... was... weird...
(spyro charges forward)
FIRE LOOP: okay. we need to get the ha-
(arkeyan barrelbot jumps out)
BARRELBOT: HAULT! SURRENDER OF PERISH!
SPYRO: NOPE!
(spyro charges forward)
(fryno charges forward)
(spyro and fryno both hit the barrelbot)

meanwhile in iron jaw gulch...

RATTLE SHAKE:[speaking through walkie-talkie] this is RS to FR. are you here yet?
FREE RANGER: [speaking through walkie-talkie] yes, i am. i’ll meet you at the elevator.
BOOM JET:[speaking through walkie-talkie] and i’ll met you at the zone.
SPY RISE:[speaking through walkie-talkie] are you even sure? i mean, it’s just a-
RATTLE SHAKE:[speaking through walkie-talkie] It’s important. i’ll start.
(rattle shake slithers through the area)
RATTLE SHAKE: Wheellock... where is he?
WHEELLOCK: he’s at the end of this canyon, partner! go get him!
(BOOM!)
WHEELOCK: that didn’t sound good... i’d stop that if i were you, partner..
RATTLE SHAKE: can do.
(rattle shake bounces off)
meanwhile at a dual element gate

SPY RISE: Are you sure? i’ve never swapped before..
BOOM JET: just chill! now..
(they swap)
BOOM RISE: awesome! how do you feel, spy?
SPY JET: HOW DO I PILOT THIS THING?
(spy jet falls into tech/air zone)
SPY JET: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!
(Spy jet flies around uncontrollably)
BOOM RISE: Hang in there!
(boom rise goes in)
BOOM RISE: Okay... just come here, and we’ll swap ba-
(the gear boom rise is standing on elevates)
BOOM RISE: well this is odd... spy, where are ya?
(spy jet crashes into boom rise, swapping the halves)
SPY RISE: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! i can WALK AGAIN! WALK! W-A-L-K!
BOOM JET: good for you. now let’s go find the others!
meanwhile

RATTLE SHAKE: okay...free, i’m near you..
FREE RANGER: i see you! just jump over the flaming pile of-
(fire geargolem rises)
FIRE GEARGOLEM: I see you want the weapon! well TOO BAD!
(fire geargolem shoots fire at rattle shake)
RATTLE SHAKE: Whoa!
(rattle shake deploys deputy snake)
(greebles and chompies emerge)

TBC

(rattle shake shoots venom at the smaller enemies, and a jaw at the geargolum)
(the jaw grabs the geargolum and crushes it)

RATTLE SHAKE: okay! i got it!
(Rattle shake jumps on the elevator)
FREE RANGER: Okay. he should be right...
(free ranger points to big glob of lava)
FREE RANGER: here.
(spy rise and boom jet come over)
SPY RISE: did you find him?
RATTLE SHAKE: yes.
(spy rise pokes the glob with his leg)
(a black lava creature rises)
SPY RISE: his name is...
RATTLE SHAKE: VOLCANIC ERUPTOR!

TBC!

Finished Part 2 of The Legend of Freeze Blade! The epic conclusion will be soon! Either late today, tommorow, or the day after tommorow.