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Gather Around Children! It's Time for One of uttster13's Fan Fic. Stories!

Hey everybody! I'm the world famed uttster13! Okay, not really, I'm just one of those members that lurk quietly in the dark side of the fourm. Anyway, over the course of the next couple months, I will be writing stories that come from me and all those voices inside my head. These stories are about the Skylanders' daily lives and the insane adventures that they go on! I would love to hear your feedback and ideas for my stories!










Since we are nearing the holidays, ToS will have a Christmas Special! Tons of Skylanders make appearances in a series of holiday stories! Sorry if you don't celebrate Christmas, but since I do, that will be the theme of the stories.

Great I do something like this in my guestbook.

Put once I run out of pages I will lick it and make a topic to continue.

If I ever do.

This is nice, isn't it? Two couples enjoying a lovely meal. This is jus-
Shut up, Spyro! You were too cheap to take us to a fancy restaurant!
She has a point; You paid Boomer to leave so we could eat fast food in his basement!
I had to save money so we could eat at a fancy restaurant!
What's your idea of a "fancy restaurant"?
I heard Chill keeps her basement clean. Does that count?
NO!
I gotta use the little dragon's room.
I'LL COME TOO!
Well this nice. The gals are spending time together...
Yeah...



I shouldn't have been so hard on him, I've known him for years now and I...
And I what?
Never Mind. Let's go.

How was your trip to the restroom?
It really isn't a restroom. There is no floor, no sink, and a hole in the ground.
Look Spyro, I'm sorry that I have been so hard on you. As long I'm with you, nothing matters.
I thought these stories were supposed to have some sort of comedy in them.






This my first story to be published onto the fourm and I'll get better along the way. My stories will be published every Monday or Tuesday. I WANT FEEDBACK! I would love to hear your opions or suggestions. If you don't like it, tell me what I can do to make it better.

That was great I am interested to see more!

Thanks. I really like your stuff too.

Aw that's cute, keep em coming!

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Uttster13 good comic

Thanks guy's!

Next!
Star Strike: Hello, I am Star Strike, and I would like to-
ERRRRRNNNTTT! Sorry about that, I just like pressing buttons!
You may continue.
Star Strike: Thank you. I would like to show you my abilities! ( First she show them her 'Floatie Orbs', Then she throws it up in the air and bounces it back and forth on the wall.)
That was impressive.
Spectacular!
ERRRRRNNNTTT!
Stop it Boomer! I gonna start the voting by saying YES!
I agree with Whirlwind. YES!
Okay. ERRRRRNNNTTT!

Unknown Voice:Next up, Riptide!

Riptide: (talking extremely fast)Hi, I'm Riptide and I am the biggest fan of Gill Grunt! Now I get to meet you sir! Can I have an autograph?
I'll give you one after the show. Thank you for being a fan.
What are your abilities, Riptide?
Riptide: (talking fast again) I have this really really cool sword. Sometimes, he talks to me...
Well that's not creepy at all.
Bring out some Chompies! I want to see what his talking sword can do!
Blobbers brings out a basket of Chompies
Riptide: Whoosh! Bam! Pow! Fw'Taang! Whoosh!
Great job, Riptide!
Riptide: (Still talking fast, but a little slower.) THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Very good indeed.
ERRRRNNNTTT! Marvelous!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

Unknown Voice: Next Up, Hash Smandiboot! Wait. Oh! Crash Bandicoot!

Long time no see, old friend!
Thanks Gilly!
ERRRRRNNNTTT! And this time, I mean it!
ERRRRRNNNTTT! You're right, this is fun Boomer! Sorry but I also meant my buzz as well!
2 buzzes, You are going home!!!







So I thought it would be fun to add Crash. And it was fun! He probably won't ever be a Skylander. Remember, Feedback is always a good thing. It's what keeps a writer going.

Grate comic

Thanks!

wow, this is great!

Thanks, Stealth Elf

thank you, you seem to understand!

After defeating a hoard of chompies, , , , and go to a fancy restaurant! ( And I assure you, it's not Boomer's basement ). Things suddenly go awry when orders The Crab Cakes.




Everybody knows that is an extremely good archer. Heck, he even wears a banana over his eyes! Wait that didn't come out right. He wears a bandana! Apparently and think that he is blind! Just wait and see what happens in Elf Blind Jokes!

Another great shot!
Yeah...for a blind guy.
He's blind?
I'm n-
Yup. Hey guess what.
What?
I let Flameslinger borrow some money the other day. He said he would pay me back next time he saw me!
That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Hehehe...
Well do you have any blind jokes?
Umm....Well.... Yes! Hey Flameslinger, did you see that movie last night? Oh wait, you didn't!
Guy's, I'm n-
Why doesn't Flameslinger skydive; it scares his dog!
What?
He has a seeing-eye dog, dummy!
I don't like dogs.

WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!

Where did he come from?
I have no clue...
Of course you don't, you are blind! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
That one didn't make any sense!
Hey, how many fingers am I holding up. (Holds up 3 fingers)
Three. I'm not b-
Oh well, this got boring really fast.
Wait, I got one. If he was deaf, we could call him Elfen Keller!
LAME!
Oh well. I heard that Wrecking Ball doesn't have any ears. Of course he didn't hear it! HAHA!
Don't say that about him! ( Stealth Elf stabs Rider in the leg)
MY LEG!! ( paddyfitz's requested Spongebob reference!)






Thank you to whoever read that story. Now I must say I have no disrespect for blind people. Just wanted to make that clear. And I'm terribly sorry for making your ears bleed with those un-funny jokes.

Remember, F-E-E-D-B-A-C-K! is wanted.

Great Stuff right here!

The Crab Cakes story sounds awesome!!! Can't wait!!!

Thanks to both of you!

1= i am half blind mysELF but this was too funny
2= rider fails
3= cant wait till the next one

These are awesome!
Though, I did see a place where you could make a little Spongebob reference, which would be awesome.
When Stealth Elf Stabs Rider, Rider could shout "MY LEG!"
That'd be awesome.

Good job everyone! I have saved Skylands again!
That's right, you saved the day again!
I have a feeling that was sarcasm.
What was your first guess?



Waiter: What would you like to eat, Mr. Happy?
I will have a Double Super Bacon Cheeseburger with no lettuce, no tomatoes, no onions, no pickles, no cheese, and no meat.
Waiter: So you would just like a bun, correct?
Yes please.
Waiter: And what would you like to order Mr. Shell?
Well, let's see. Umm... ( whispers to himself ) No shrimp, cousin Peter wouldn't be to happy about that. ( Out Loud ) I will have the same thing Trigger Happy has, except this time put everything on the bun.
Waiter: What about you, Mr. Break?
MY NAME IS NOT MR.BREAK!!!
Oh don't worry, he has some... childhood problems.; It's okay Prism, we will work it out in therapy next week, okay?
Okay.
Waiter: I'll just get him a salad.
What would you like Mr.Rod?
Crab Cakes. With a side of lobster sauce, please.
WHAT! THAT'S LIKE EATING MY FAMILY!!!



Oh it's fine Whammy. Just don't watch me eat them.
That was low, LR.
I'm still mad... Mr.Break my butt...
Trig, look, you know his family is all dead. Just read his backstory on Skylanders.com. Everything will be fine.
You just had to bring up the whole " Kaos killed my family for oil " topic.



Waiter: Here is your food everyone.
Looks good.
Scrumptious!
My mouth is watering!
( Starts crying ) Mom!?!?!






Well it's seems like this story was the most wanted. And we had a family reunion, kinda...
Anyway, I said this stories would be published on Monday or Tuesday every week. I changed my mind. Tomarow, there will not be a story. I start school again. Yay. Feedback is good, and I can't stress that enough. I could also use some ideas for stories ( Don't worry, you will be credited for your idea.) Please, tell your fellow friends to read these stories.

Hahaha That was awesome!!! Do a story about ignitor and blast zone having some sort of family reunion because they are both pretty much fire knight guys.

^ That's a great idea! I think I could use that!

Dude your comics are grate keep up the awesome work

Your stories are EPIC
Maybe you could do one about kaos
Or boomer meeting his family.....
Or sidekicks ?
Hope your next story rocks

oh yes, sidekicks would be funny

sidekicks and thier bigger ego's lol!

cool :0

Uttster i have storys in my guestbook get some ideas. Flameslinger story i have is funny as well as yours

Here is another story Preview!



When certain Skylanders go on special missions, they need their children to be in safe hand! Okay well, safe talons! In this story watches over , , and . Gill Runt escapes, Whisper Elf hides and attacks, and Eye-Small won't shut up!!!

Cool used my sidekick idea

^ Yep! You will get credit, i promise!

Cool!

^ Is your head now spinning with ideas???

Yeah, I'm gonna get started! Check out my custom Skylander post!

cool, i cant wait, if does well in this story, i am gonna quote it
!

Okay kids, your parents are out on a mission. So I am gonna watch you!
I don't want a babysitter!
Neither do I!
Same here! Did you know that I like pandas? The should have a panda-man Skylander! I would like that! Can you play a game; how about chess, or checkers, or-
STOP!!!
My ears! They're bleeding!

Gill Runt runs out of the house and into the street.

Whoosh! ( Whisper Elf hides under the table, and three mini-scarecrows appear!

So about the game...
Crap! Gilly, come back!
Whoosh!
Oww! What the heck was that for, Whisper?
Panda's! Checkers! Panda's playing Checkers!
Stop talking and help me find Gilly.

and leave the house to find .

So I am hear... all alone... in a house... that I... don't live in. PARRRTTTTTAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Stab! Whoo-Stab! Slice!

Mailman comes by, looks at Whisper.

Mailman: What are you doing?
Whoosh! I like to stab new toys!
Mailman: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Stab stab stab stab!

Mailman is, umm.. sleeping! Yeah... he is sleeping for a long time! That sounds appropriate!

Where is he?!?!
I don't know!
Over there! Wait, that's a goldfish, Gilly is a bluefish.
Checkers! I brought Checkers!
Stop talking!
Aw right. I guess I'll just go home and sit with myself. And talk... to myself.

Eye-Small walks into the house, looks at Whisper and says:

What are you doing! Why is the Fred the Mailman laying on the floor! And why is he covered in ketchup!
Whoosh! Umm, I don't know....
Okay, let's play Checkers. And talk about Panda's!

in the street

Where are you!
Right here!
SCREEEECCHTT!
AAAAHHHH!
Sorry about that, you can't scare me ever again.
Okay, lesson learned.
Let's go home.

What happened in here! This isn't my house!
Who's is it then.
My neighbor's house.
Oh. Let's PAAAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAAYYYYYY!
What a crazy day...
:es: Pandas!!!!!!!!







I added the sidekicks! Well at least some of them. Igangor asked first, so here's his credit. Also, I would like to say thank you to everybody who read the stories. I couldn't have done a lot of this with out you. And the sidekicks will be back.........eventually.

to clarify

*dead*

hi can you do something with the dark-landers?

^
that would be cool. maybee their dark backstory (u can find it on the gamestop site), except a humorous version! that would be fun!

I am going to do something with the Dark Skylanders, just not now. I decided that I will until SSF to use the new characters.

Awesome! Keep up the good work!

it would be still cool if you do something with the dark landers

Just wait and see what happens......

Do something with the legendarys meeting the normals

Iganagor GHOSTROASTERRULESFLAMESLINGERSUCKS

So true!

^ What was that about? Also everyone, there will be more stories coming out within this week!

Hey, these are great!

I've been doing some of my own in my guestbook recently.

Quote: THGold

Iganagor GHOSTROASTERRULESFLAMESLINGERSUCKS

So true!

So so so true

Sorry for the long shortage of stories. I will make it up to you by making a 50th post, special, two part story!











Hey Shrooms!
Oh, hey Chop Chop.
What's wrong?
It's our landlord, he said he is selling the apartment. And the new owner's said we have to move out.
WHAT! We've lived here for six months! Don't you think Mr. Landlord should have told us!
He did... 5 minutes ago.
Where will we live?
I don't have any long term plans, but I got a pretty big box in my bedroom.
Fine.



I am soooo hungry!
So am I.
Let's get some food at the hous- nevermind.
Well, where's all of our money?
What did you think I bought the box with?
You spent thousands of dollars on a box!?!?!?!?!?
The seller promised me it was magical. I guess I should pay more attention.
Who sold it to you?
Trigger Happy.



It's been two days and we have no food, no money, and now no box!
That cardboard didn't taste very good.
Look! There's another hobo over there! And he has food!
Let's kill him!
What!
And eat his bones!
Stop it, Shrooms!
We could make a nice little hobo cake!
Calm down! We aren't going to kill him! If we do, we'll be sent to prison!
Yes, but once we're in prison, we will have a roof over our heads!
And a bed to sleep in.
With lots of prison food!
We will take over the prison.
Give me your sword!
Hobo: Hello there! Wait! What are you doing! AHHHHHHH!!!



This didn't work out right.
Who woulda thought that hobo's carry knives.
Hobo: Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!






Sorry everybody about the story being a week late, but I guess this worked out. And I have to say thank you to everybody, this is the 50th post!