Step 1. Break rules. The first step to becoming suspended is to find the rules, and try your best to break every single one of them. of the authorities are sticklers, you will get suspended, or even banned, within 2 minutes, if you're really good. (Like me

Step 2. If the forum patrol is super lenient and/or unobservant, you might have to focus on one person and troll them over, and over, and over. if you annoy them enough and report you, you have a chance to complete your goal.
Step 3. When all else fails, just ask someone to suspend you and come up with some crappy excuse about "school" (who does THAT anymore?), or an "addiction to the site". 9 times out of 10, one of these brilliant methods (developed by me, of course) will work.
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