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#1 Posted: 02:06:41 13/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Walked into a gift shop. Saw a baby girls clothes that said "I like mine snaked not stirred" what
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#2 Posted: 02:19:51 13/07/2013
It's Vegas. Everyone's a slut, a drunk, a party animal, and a gambler.
That's why what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas.
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#3 Posted: 02:20:28 13/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Shhhh I did things. >___>
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#4 Posted: 02:33:19 13/07/2013
Wait which Vegas are you near?
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#5 Posted: 02:44:39 13/07/2013
Quote: Seiki
vegas is like second life |
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#6 Posted: 02:45:48 13/07/2013
i am going to do a lot of slots in vegas
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#7 Posted: 02:47:12 13/07/2013
Quote: Big Green
I have a bank that's a slot machine. Naturally it has a force release switch so you can get your moeny back.
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#8 Posted: 03:26:05 13/07/2013
Quote: Seiki
Freaking stereotypes.
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#9 Posted: 03:34:18 13/07/2013
Quote: MoonHorizons
It's a joke, but yes.... Stereotypes say I live on a farm, and speak with a thick southern accent making lots of weird metaphors.
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#10 Posted: 04:55:55 13/07/2013
Quote: Seiki
Stereotypes say I wrestle gators like a badbutt, live in the swamp and talk like a southern.
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#11 Posted: 13:27:29 13/07/2013
I used to live right by Vegas and Reno.
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#12 Posted: 16:45:57 13/07/2013
Still can't be any worse than my country.
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#13 Posted: 16:47:12 13/07/2013
theres so many slots in vegas you won't know where to begin
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#14 Posted: 17:05:22 13/07/2013
So is Ms.Pacman. Give her a quarter and she will eat balls until she dies.
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#15 Posted: 17:09:10 13/07/2013
Quote: somePerson
Omg LOL. |
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#16 Posted: 17:10:01 13/07/2013
Well I need to move to Las Vegas so my kids can get a headstart in following in their daddys footsteps.
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#17 Posted: 17:15:10 13/07/2013
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#18 Posted: 17:16:14 13/07/2013
Quote: Seiki
Stereotypes say I'm either: 1. A racist, conservative redneck. 2. A liberal but poorly educated street thug. And what do you know, I'm neither! |
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#19 Posted: 17:51:02 13/07/2013
What the heck?
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#20 Posted: 17:56:38 13/07/2013
Quote: Pixilism
You being offended offends me..... I sue you for sueing.....
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#21 Posted: 17:57:27 13/07/2013
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#22 Posted: 19:07:00 13/07/2013
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